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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I nearly peed my pants watching a football match, and then I realised I have consumed enough Caffiene to keep me awake for at least 72 hours!

What is your Saturday silliness?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wondering why I didn't think of cocksnot up a fartpipe

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Wondering why I didn't think of cocksnot up a fartpipe "

This

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Go to a few footie matches...its an education.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wondering why I didn't think of cocksnot up a fartpipe "

Hahaha ugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wondering why I didn't think of cocksnot up a fartpipe "

It was pure poetry.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I am wondering if Mrs Meet the fockers has been picked up by the satellite yet.

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over a year ago


"I am wondering if Mrs Meet the fockers has been picked up by the satellite yet. "

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I am wondering if Mrs Meet the fockers has been picked up by the satellite yet.

"

How is your quim?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Not a lot but there is time lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Not a lot but there is time lol "
Cause some mischief? You are ace at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am wondering if Mrs Meet the fockers has been picked up by the satellite yet.

How is your quim? "

Its killing me! All that yearning its done and its going to be heartbroken in a hour

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I am wondering if Mrs Meet the fockers has been picked up by the satellite yet.

How is your quim?

Its killing me! All that yearning its done and its going to be heartbroken in a hour "

It says a lot when you are counting down the time......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving a heavily pregnant cat a boost up onto the window ledge from the sofa I'm laying on. She looked so pitiful I had to give her a hand

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .farted . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am wondering if Mrs Meet the fockers has been picked up by the satellite yet.

How is your quim?

Its killing me! All that yearning its done and its going to be heartbroken in a hour It says a lot when you are counting down the time...... "

I've had 28 messages asking me stupid things

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Giving a heavily pregnant cat a boost up onto the window ledge from the sofa I'm laying on. She looked so pitiful I had to give her a hand "
Oh bless....so you will be looking after kittens soon?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I am wondering if Mrs Meet the fockers has been picked up by the satellite yet.

How is your quim?

Its killing me! All that yearning its done and its going to be heartbroken in a hour It says a lot when you are counting down the time......

I've had 28 messages asking me stupid things "

Lmao.....wonder how many SCP has had?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am wondering if Mrs Meet the fockers has been picked up by the satellite yet.

How is your quim?

Its killing me! All that yearning its done and its going to be heartbroken in a hour It says a lot when you are counting down the time......

I've had 28 messages asking me stupid things Lmao.....wonder how many SCP has had? "

None

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've been answering messages from our profile status!! I'm going to get them fookers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am wondering if Mrs Meet the fockers has been picked up by the satellite yet.

How is your quim?

Its killing me! All that yearning its done and its going to be heartbroken in a hour It says a lot when you are counting down the time......

I've had 28 messages asking me stupid things Lmao.....wonder how many SCP has had?

None "

Awwwwww not long now for both of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am wondering if Mrs Meet the fockers has been picked up by the satellite yet.

How is your quim?

Its killing me! All that yearning its done and its going to be heartbroken in a hour It says a lot when you are counting down the time......

I've had 28 messages asking me stupid things Lmao.....wonder how many SCP has had?

None

Awwwwww not long now for both of us "

Thank fuck these crabs are doing my head in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am wondering if Mrs Meet the fockers has been picked up by the satellite yet.

How is your quim?

Its killing me! All that yearning its done and its going to be heartbroken in a hour It says a lot when you are counting down the time......

I've had 28 messages asking me stupid things Lmao.....wonder how many SCP has had?

None

Awwwwww not long now for both of us

Thank fuck these crabs are doing my head in "

You havnt got any hair on your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see you all cunty bollox! Yes I know I know you can see me too from outer space!!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I see you all cunty bollox! Yes I know I know you can see me too from outer space!! "
...I am sure you will get your own back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see you all cunty bollox! Yes I know I know you can see me too from outer space!! ...I am sure you will get your own back. "

Hair

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I see you all cunty bollox! Yes I know I know you can see me too from outer space!! ...I am sure you will get your own back.

Hair "

Beep beep beep beep beep beep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am wondering if Mrs Meet the fockers has been picked up by the satellite yet.

How is your quim?

Its killing me! All that yearning its done and its going to be heartbroken in a hour It says a lot when you are counting down the time......

I've had 28 messages asking me stupid things Lmao.....wonder how many SCP has had?

None

Awwwwww not long now for both of us

Thank fuck these crabs are doing my head in

You havnt got any hair on your head "

He does a lot of twitching when in company, are those little bliters nipping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've been answering messages from our profile status!! I'm going to get them fookers "

I like my status, I might keep it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've been answering messages from our profile status!! I'm going to get them fookers

I like my status, I might keep it"

Class, just read it! And Lucy ill make ya famous I'm happy to do your weekly update

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see you all cunty bollox! Yes I know I know you can see me too from outer space!! ...I am sure you will get your own back.

Hair Beep beep beep beep beep beep "

That bloody clown from it springs too mind ... They all float down here... I am beginning too wonder if I have serious issues hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've been answering messages from our profile status!! I'm going to get them fookers

I like my status, I might keep it

Class, just read it! And Lucy ill make ya famous I'm happy to do your weekly update "

Well it's got us meet requests lol

So may hold you to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do men have their greatest ideas in bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Giving a heavily pregnant cat a boost up onto the window ledge from the sofa I'm laying on. She looked so pitiful I had to give her a hand Oh bless....so you will be looking after kittens soon?"

yep. Another job for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men have their greatest ideas in bed? "

the blood leaves their cock and rushes to their brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men have their greatest ideas in bed?

the blood leaves their cock and rushes to their brain "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men have their greatest ideas in bed?

the blood leaves their cock and rushes to their brain "

Nope try again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've been answering messages from our profile status!! I'm going to get them fookers

I like my status, I might keep it

Class, just read it! And Lucy ill make ya famous I'm happy to do your weekly update "

not sure who would be worse writing the status, Lucy or Blondecaz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am wondering if Mrs Meet the fockers has been picked up by the satellite yet.

How is your quim?

Its killing me! All that yearning its done and its going to be heartbroken in a hour It says a lot when you are counting down the time......

I've had 28 messages asking me stupid things Lmao.....wonder how many SCP has had?

None

Awwwwww not long now for both of us

Thank fuck these crabs are doing my head in

You havnt got any hair on your head "

If I did I'd dye it bright orange

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Why do men have their greatest ideas in bed?

the blood leaves their cock and rushes to their brain

Nope try again "

Cause they think they are safe when you are away from electrical appliances?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking I'll keep my status. Noone can reject me anymore because everyone has blocked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men have their greatest ideas in bed?

the blood leaves their cock and rushes to their brain

Nope try again Cause they think they are safe when you are away from electrical appliances? "

No its generalised not about me necessarily lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'm thinking I'll keep my status. Noone can reject me anymore because everyone has blocked me "
Win win....

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Why do men have their greatest ideas in bed?

the blood leaves their cock and rushes to their brain

Nope try again Cause they think they are safe when you are away from electrical appliances?

No its generalised not about me necessarily lol "

Cause they are plugged into a genius?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking I'll keep my status. Noone can reject me anymore because everyone has blocked me Win win.... "

Yep. Life is quiet. Just need to get a ban from the forum and I'm completely sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they ask a woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men have their greatest ideas in bed?

the blood leaves their cock and rushes to their brain

Nope try again Cause they think they are safe when you are away from electrical appliances?

No its generalised not about me necessarily lol Cause they are plugged into a genius? "

Now that's very revealing lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'm thinking I'll keep my status. Noone can reject me anymore because everyone has blocked me Win win....

Yep. Life is quiet. Just need to get a ban from the forum and I'm completely sorted "

A win tomorrow and you won't care.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Why do men have their greatest ideas in bed?

the blood leaves their cock and rushes to their brain

Nope try again Cause they think they are safe when you are away from electrical appliances?

No its generalised not about me necessarily lol Cause they are plugged into a genius?

Now that's very revealing lol "

I will go and put my onesie on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking I'll keep my status. Noone can reject me anymore because everyone has blocked me Win win....

Yep. Life is quiet. Just need to get a ban from the forum and I'm completely sorted A win tomorrow and you won't care."

Exactly and I'll be pretty noisy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men have their greatest ideas in bed?

the blood leaves their cock and rushes to their brain

Nope try again Cause they think they are safe when you are away from electrical appliances?

No its generalised not about me necessarily lol Cause they are plugged into a genius?

Now that's very revealing lol I will go and put my onesie on then "

Ooooo is it a onesie love-in then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking I'll keep my status. Noone can reject me anymore because everyone has blocked me Win win....

Yep. Life is quiet. Just need to get a ban from the forum and I'm completely sorted A win tomorrow and you won't care.

Exactly and I'll be pretty noisy too "

Me too as one of the kids is a Chelsea supporter lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

My silliness was going shopping in Tesco as everyone was stocking up as if it was King's Landing and Stannis was about to tootle along with his chaps.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'm thinking I'll keep my status. Noone can reject me anymore because everyone has blocked me Win win....

Yep. Life is quiet. Just need to get a ban from the forum and I'm completely sorted A win tomorrow and you won't care.

Exactly and I'll be pretty noisy too "

It will drown out the farts...all good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am wondering if Mrs Meet the fockers has been picked up by the satellite yet.

How is your quim?

Its killing me! All that yearning its done and its going to be heartbroken in a hour It says a lot when you are counting down the time......

I've had 28 messages asking me stupid things Lmao.....wonder how many SCP has had?

None

Awwwwww not long now for both of us

Thank fuck these crabs are doing my head in

You havnt got any hair on your head

If I did I'd dye it bright orange "

Russ Abbot

That's if you know who he is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am wondering if Mrs Meet the fockers has been picked up by the satellite yet.

How is your quim?

Its killing me! All that yearning its done and its going to be heartbroken in a hour It says a lot when you are counting down the time......

I've had 28 messages asking me stupid things Lmao.....wonder how many SCP has had?

None

Awwwwww not long now for both of us

Thank fuck these crabs are doing my head in

You havnt got any hair on your head

If I did I'd dye it bright orange

Russ Abbot

That's if you know who he is lol "

And again I see the pair of you

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Are you still Radioactive Mrs F?

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over a year ago


"I am wondering if Mrs Meet the fockers has been picked up by the satellite yet.

How is your quim?

Its killing me! All that yearning its done and its going to be heartbroken in a hour It says a lot when you are counting down the time......

I've had 28 messages asking me stupid things Lmao.....wonder how many SCP has had?

None

Awwwwww not long now for both of us

Thank fuck these crabs are doing my head in

You havnt got any hair on your head

If I did I'd dye it bright orange

Russ Abbot

That's if you know who he is lol

And again I see the pair of you "

This pair (•)(•) Or what pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been far to sensible to be silly today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been far to sensible to be silly today "

Only because you've been dying with a hangover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking I'll keep my status. Noone can reject me anymore because everyone has blocked me Win win....

Yep. Life is quiet. Just need to get a ban from the forum and I'm completely sorted A win tomorrow and you won't care.

Exactly and I'll be pretty noisy too It will drown out the farts...all good. "

Femme shhhh u promised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a bit of silliness

So what shall I get up to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been far to sensible to be silly today

Only because you've been dying with a hangover "

Haha I never learn .... Normal duties will resume at 0.700 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just so u all know it was not me that had the car catch fire at Longleat Safari Park - I was nowhere near lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you still Radioactive Mrs F? "

Apparently so I think your all a gang of twunts......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could do with a bit of silliness

So what shall I get up to? "

Don't even start with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am wondering if Mrs Meet the fockers has been picked up by the satellite yet.

How is your quim?

Its killing me! All that yearning its done and its going to be heartbroken in a hour It says a lot when you are counting down the time......

I've had 28 messages asking me stupid things Lmao.....wonder how many SCP has had?

None

Awwwwww not long now for both of us

Thank fuck these crabs are doing my head in

You havnt got any hair on your head

If I did I'd dye it bright orange

Russ Abbot

That's if you know who he is lol

And again I see the pair of you

This pair (•)(•) Or what pair "

You have too lower the tone don't you miss!!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I could do with a bit of silliness

So what shall I get up to? "

Take the piss outta Mrs F?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been far to sensible to be silly today

Only because you've been dying with a hangover

Haha I never learn .... Normal duties will resume at 0.700 hours "

Lush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And thank you Muncie for your message of support! entitled carrot top.. Love you too! Git!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And thank you Muncie for your message of support! entitled carrot top.. Love you too! Git!! "

I posted your reply in the accomplishment thread !!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And thank you Muncie for your message of support! entitled carrot top.. Love you too! Git!! "

Shush now MOTD is on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And thank you Muncie for your message of support! entitled carrot top.. Love you too! Git!!

I posted your reply in the accomplishment thread !!! Lol "

You did what?? oh dear lord! I'm leaving this god forsaken hell hole you are all certifiable!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And thank you Muncie for your message of support! entitled carrot top.. Love you too! Git!!

Shush now MOTD is on "

Yeah and they lose whooo hooo lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And thank you Muncie for your message of support! entitled carrot top.. Love you too! Git!!

I posted your reply in the accomplishment thread !!! Lol

You did what?? oh dear lord! I'm leaving this god forsaken hell hole you are all certifiable!! "

Stands here laughing waving paper lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And thank you Muncie for your message of support! entitled carrot top.. Love you too! Git!!

Shush now MOTD is on "

Who?

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over a year ago


"I am wondering if Mrs Meet the fockers has been picked up by the satellite yet.

How is your quim?

Its killing me! All that yearning its done and its going to be heartbroken in a hour It says a lot when you are counting down the time......

I've had 28 messages asking me stupid things Lmao.....wonder how many SCP has had?

None

Awwwwww not long now for both of us

Thank fuck these crabs are doing my head in

You havnt got any hair on your head

If I did I'd dye it bright orange

Russ Abbot

That's if you know who he is lol

And again I see the pair of you

This pair (•)(•) Or what pair

You have too lower the tone don't you miss!! "

I SCP's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And thank you Muncie for your message of support! entitled carrot top.. Love you too! Git!!

Shush now MOTD is on

Who? "

I thought of a new username for u ...... Oh oooops am I a bit late for that one??

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