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"Be honest now y'all, mine was 5mins ago. I also had one wen i woke up and anoda nice one around noon "In the toilet?Why?Where do you normally go?The tinned goods isle in Tesco?  | |||
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"Be honest now y'all, mine was 5mins ago. I also had one wen i woke up and anoda nice one around noon "you seem to 'be going' a lot, may I suggest next time you take some reading material, maybe a dictionary  | |||
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"Theres a shit in da toilet what am I gonna do? Theres a shit in da toilet what am I gonna do? Im gonna beat that shit thats what im gonna do "whatchya gonna do when da shit in da toilet catches up to u | |||
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"Theres a shit in da toilet what am I gonna do? Theres a shit in da toilet what am I gonna do? Im gonna beat that shit thats what im gonna do
whatchya gonna do when da shit in da toilet catches up to u"Flush it! | |||
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"I iz wanted in to go have anoda shint in de toiylet. ( boy i rili neededin to buy a disctionery. Common y'all how many times have u had a shit today in D toilet today "None today, well not yet. Would you like me to update you when I do? Are you Gillian McKeith in a very elaborate disguise? | |||
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"I iz wanted in to go have anoda shint in de toiylet. ( boy i rili neededin to buy a disctionery. Common y'all how many times have u had a shit today in D toilet today
None today, well not yet. Would you like me to update you when I do?
Are you Gillian McKeith in a very elaborate disguise?"yh pls let me knew wen u shit ur next shit, we neededin it for our guiness ( or fosters or stellas ) book of records. | |||
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"I iz wanted in to go have anoda shint in de toiylet. ( boy i rili neededin to buy a disctionery. Common y'all how many times have u had a shit today in D toilet today
None today, well not yet. Would you like me to update you when I do?
Are you Gillian McKeith in a very elaborate disguise? yh pls let me knew wen u shit ur next shit, we neededin it for our guiness ( or fosters or stellas ) book of records. "Ok I'll be put an entry in your log book. | |||
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"I iz wanted in to go have anoda shint in de toiylet. ( boy i rili neededin to buy a disctionery. Common y'all how many times have u had a shit today in D toilet today
None today, well not yet. Would you like me to update you when I do?
Are you Gillian McKeith in a very elaborate disguise? yh pls let me knew wen u shit ur next shit, we neededin it for our guiness ( or fosters or stellas ) book of records.
Ok I'll be put an entry in your log book. "bless up | |||
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"Theres a shit in da toilet what am I gonna do? Theres a shit in da toilet what am I gonna do? Im gonna beat that shit thats what im gonna do
whatchya gonna do when da shit in da toilet catches up to u
Flush it! "didnt salt n pepper sing that? | |||
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"lol fun this, few weeks ago when walking, I wanted a shit and needed to find a toilet quick and runned into pc worlds toilets, had a big shit and threw the boxers behind the toilets, the smell lol, the cleaners must wonder who was here lol. " did you shit in the boxers ? | |||
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"lol fun this, few weeks ago when walking, I wanted a shit and needed to find a toilet quick and runned into pc worlds toilets, had a big shit and threw the boxers behind the toilets, the smell lol, the cleaners must wonder who was here lol. " Why in the World.....  | |||
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"lol fun this, few weeks ago when walking, I wanted a shit and needed to find a toilet quick and runned into pc worlds toilets, had a big shit and threw the boxers behind the toilets, the smell lol, the cleaners must wonder who was here lol. Why in the World..... "Cos it was the nearest store I walked past lol. | |||
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"lol fun this, few weeks ago when walking, I wanted a shit and needed to find a toilet quick and runned into pc worlds toilets, had a big shit and threw the boxers behind the toilets, the smell lol, the cleaners must wonder who was here lol. did you shit in the boxers ?" No but they got abit dirty lol. | |||
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"lol fun this, few weeks ago when walking, I wanted a shit and needed to find a toilet quick and runned into pc worlds toilets, had a big shit and threw the boxers behind the toilets, the smell lol, the cleaners must wonder who was here lol. did you shit in the boxers ?No but they got abit dirty lol." lovely | |||
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"lol fun this, few weeks ago when walking, I wanted a shit and needed to find a toilet quick and runned into pc worlds toilets, had a big shit and threw the boxers behind the toilets, the smell lol, the cleaners must wonder who was here lol. did you shit in the boxers ?No but they got abit dirty lol. lovely "Yes I am still laughing over that day lol. | |||
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"Be honest now y'all, mine was 5mins ago. I also had one wen i woke up and anoda nice one around noon you seem to 'be going' a lot, may I suggest next time you take some reading material, maybe a dictionary "lol telephone directory | |||
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"So OP, what was it? 1: mr whippy 2: poo poo floater 3: head poking out the water, kinda not wanting to leave ya! 4: small geezers, ( small balls- rabbitt poo ) 5: splat n spray Just thought to ask! Lol nosey bitch me! "I plump for 4......rabbit tods as Viz call them. | |||
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"Theres a shit in da toilet what am I gonna do? Theres a shit in da toilet what am I gonna do? Im gonna beat that shit thats what im gonna do "LOL | |||
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"lol fun this, few weeks ago when walking, I wanted a shit and needed to find a toilet quick and runned into pc worlds toilets, had a big shit and threw the boxers behind the toilets, the smell lol, the cleaners must wonder who was here lol. Lucky u, i ended up shittin myself d last time i tried holdin it in while chattin up a girl. did you shit in the boxers ?No but they got abit dirty lol."  | |||
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"So OP, what was it? 1: mr whippy 2: poo poo floater 3: head poking out the water, kinda not wanting to leave ya! 4: small geezers, ( small balls- rabbitt poo ) 5: splat n spray Just thought to ask! Lol nosey bitch me!
I plump for 4......rabbit tods as Viz call them. " | |||
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"So OP, what was it? 1: mr whippy 2: poo poo floater 3: head poking out the water, kinda not wanting to leave ya! 4: small geezers, ( small balls- rabbitt poo ) 5: splat n spray Just thought to ask! Lol nosey bitch me! "it was kind of d combination of all of d above plus it was proper hard, swear down not even my dik was as hard as it | |||
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"So OP, what was it? 1: mr whippy 2: poo poo floater 3: head poking out the water, kinda not wanting to leave ya! 4: small geezers, ( small balls- rabbitt poo ) 5: splat n spray Just thought to ask! Lol nosey bitch me! it was kind of d combination of all of d above plus it was proper hard, swear down not even my dik was as hard as it"oh Lord! Ya need sit on d loo n get sumine ta tell ya ghost stories, or , big helping of hot pepper soup! Hahaha | |||
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"Surely you want a shit in 'a' toilet not 'd'toilet... ...makes for a good 'vowel' movement...." | |||
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"So OP, what was it? 1: mr whippy 2: poo poo floater 3: head poking out the water, kinda not wanting to leave ya! 4: small geezers, ( small balls- rabbitt poo ) 5: splat n spray Just thought to ask! Lol nosey bitch me! it was kind of d combination of all of d above plus it was proper hard, swear down not even my dik was as hard as itoh Lord! Ya need sit on d loo n get sumine ta tell ya ghost stories, or , big helping of hot pepper soup! Hahaha "mmmm in d mood for peppersoup now, i wonder what happens if u rub hot pepper on ur dik | |||
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"So OP, what was it? 1: mr whippy 2: poo poo floater 3: head poking out the water, kinda not wanting to leave ya! 4: small geezers, ( small balls- rabbitt poo ) 5: splat n spray Just thought to ask! Lol nosey bitch me! it was kind of d combination of all of d above plus it was proper hard, swear down not even my dik was as hard as itoh Lord! Ya need sit on d loo n get sumine ta tell ya ghost stories, or , big helping of hot pepper soup! Hahaha mmmm in d mood for peppersoup now, i wonder what happens if u rub hot pepper on ur dik "Noooooooooo | |||
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"So OP, what was it? 1: mr whippy 2: poo poo floater 3: head poking out the water, kinda not wanting to leave ya! 4: small geezers, ( small balls- rabbitt poo ) 5: splat n spray Just thought to ask! Lol nosey bitch me! it was kind of d combination of all of d above plus it was proper hard, swear down not even my dik was as hard as itoh Lord! Ya need sit on d loo n get sumine ta tell ya ghost stories, or , big helping of hot pepper soup! Hahaha mmmm in d mood for peppersoup now, i wonder what happens if u rub hot pepper on ur dik "can think of nicer ways ta get a reaction !!! If ya do it, let us know d outcum! Eeeeks! Lol | |||
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"So OP, what was it? 1: mr whippy 2: poo poo floater 3: head poking out the water, kinda not wanting to leave ya! 4: small geezers, ( small balls- rabbitt poo ) 5: splat n spray Just thought to ask! Lol nosey bitch me! it was kind of d combination of all of d above plus it was proper hard, swear down not even my dik was as hard as itoh Lord! Ya need sit on d loo n get sumine ta tell ya ghost stories, or , big helping of hot pepper soup! Hahaha mmmm in d mood for peppersoup now, i wonder what happens if u rub hot pepper on ur dik can think of nicer ways ta get a reaction !!! If ya do it, let us know d outcum! Eeeeks! Lol "just did it and it hurts like fuk, think Il settle for _bony in ivorys majic fingers workin wonders on ny ding dong. Girl u got sum sexy lips | |||
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" one of these days I will learn NOT to open such threads. #backs out quickly before being sick "You think this is bad have a look at cock snot in swingers chat | |||
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" one of these days I will learn NOT to open such threads. #backs out quickly before being sick
You think this is bad have a look at cock snot in swingers chat"Don't - that cost me 2 hours of my life where I had to lie down in a darkened room | |||
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" one of these days I will learn NOT to open such threads. #backs out quickly before being sick
You think this is bad have a look at cock snot in swingers chat
Don't - that cost me 2 hours of my life where I had to lie down in a darkened room "People were worried about you! | |||
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"Must be nice to shit in a toilet and not in some hole you've dug "Could you explain this please? | |||
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"So OP, what was it? 1: mr whippy 2: poo poo floater 3: head poking out the water, kinda not wanting to leave ya! 4: small geezers, ( small balls- rabbitt poo ) 5: splat n spray Just thought to ask! Lol nosey bitch me! it was kind of d combination of all of d above plus it was proper hard, swear down not even my dik was as hard as itoh Lord! Ya need sit on d loo n get sumine ta tell ya ghost stories, or , big helping of hot pepper soup! Hahaha mmmm in d mood for peppersoup now, i wonder what happens if u rub hot pepper on ur dik can think of nicer ways ta get a reaction !!! If ya do it, let us know d outcum! Eeeeks! Lol just did it and it hurts like fuk, think Il settle for _bony in ivorys majic fingers workin wonders on ny ding dong. Girl u got sum sexy lips "confirmation! Ya propa mad! Lol ps thank you! | |||
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" one of these days I will learn NOT to open such threads. #backs out quickly before being sick
You think this is bad have a look at cock snot in swingers chat"Too late, I saw it That OP has a delicate way with words too! | |||
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"So OP, what was it? 1: mr whippy 2: poo poo floater 3: head poking out the water, kinda not wanting to leave ya! 4: small geezers, ( small balls- rabbitt poo ) 5: splat n spray Just thought to ask! Lol nosey bitch me! it was kind of d combination of all of d above plus it was proper hard, swear down not even my dik was as hard as itoh Lord! Ya need sit on d loo n get sumine ta tell ya ghost stories, or , big helping of hot pepper soup! Hahaha mmmm in d mood for peppersoup now, i wonder what happens if u rub hot pepper on ur dik can think of nicer ways ta get a reaction !!! If ya do it, let us know d outcum! Eeeeks! Lol just did it and it hurts like fuk, think Il settle for _bony in ivorys majic fingers workin wonders on ny ding dong. Girl u got sum sexy lips confirmation! Ya propa mad! Lol ps thank you! "wally longmans dik antenna tryin to scan for d signal _bony in ivorys nipple is beaming out. If only i knew ur location girl, u r so mandingo-in-bootilisciously sweet and gorgeous x | |||
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" one of these days I will learn NOT to open such threads. #backs out quickly before being sick
You think this is bad have a look at cock snot in swingers chat
Don't - that cost me 2 hours of my life where I had to lie down in a darkened room
People were worried about you! "I had an existentialist crisis when I realised that I'd eliminated 4 (3 at the time) people from my life due to what they have posted on the forums and was envisaging all the FORUM INSURANCE claim forms I was going to have to burn if the place carries on this way all day.  | |||
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"I just had anoda big shit 3mins ago and boy do i feel good. I feel good ta ra ra ra ra ra ra ra, i knew dat i would now ta ra ra ra ra ra ra ra, i feeeeelllll gd ta ra ra ra ra ra ra ra i knew day i wld now, so good ta ra so good ta ra ive just shit "Think someone needs a psychiatric assessment!!! | |||
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"So OP, what was it? 1: mr whippy 2: poo poo floater 3: head poking out the water, kinda not wanting to leave ya! 4: small geezers, ( small balls- rabbitt poo ) 5: splat n spray Just thought to ask! Lol nosey bitch me! it was kind of d combination of all of d above plus it was proper hard, swear down not even my dik was as hard as itoh Lord! Ya need sit on d loo n get sumine ta tell ya ghost stories, or , big helping of hot pepper soup! Hahaha mmmm in d mood for peppersoup now, i wonder what happens if u rub hot pepper on ur dik can think of nicer ways ta get a reaction !!! If ya do it, let us know d outcum! Eeeeks! Lol just did it and it hurts like fuk, think Il settle for _bony in ivorys majic fingers workin wonders on ny ding dong. Girl u got sum sexy lips confirmation! Ya propa mad! Lol ps thank you! wally longmans dik antenna tryin to scan for d signal _bony in ivorys nipple is beaming out. If only i knew ur location girl, u r so mandingo-in-bootilisciously sweet and gorgeous x"Ebony and Ivory, you've pulled. Get your coat, and perhaps a bog brush. | |||
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" one of these days I will learn NOT to open such threads. #backs out quickly before being sick
You think this is bad have a look at cock snot in swingers chat
Don't - that cost me 2 hours of my life where I had to lie down in a darkened room
People were worried about you!
I had an existentialist crisis when I realised that I'd eliminated 4 (3 at the time) people from my life due to what they have posted on the forums and was envisaging all the FORUM INSURANCE claim forms I was going to have to burn if the place carries on this way all day. "Thats a shame i thought you would have been more tolerant with me  . . but i suppose in the long run its for the best x x X | |||
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"So OP, what was it? 1: mr whippy 2: poo poo floater 3: head poking out the water, kinda not wanting to leave ya! 4: small geezers, ( small balls- rabbitt poo ) 5: splat n spray Just thought to ask! Lol nosey bitch me! it was kind of d combination of all of d above plus it was proper hard, swear down not even my dik was as hard as itoh Lord! Ya need sit on d loo n get sumine ta tell ya ghost stories, or , big helping of hot pepper soup! Hahaha mmmm in d mood for peppersoup now, i wonder what happens if u rub hot pepper on ur dik can think of nicer ways ta get a reaction !!! If ya do it, let us know d outcum! Eeeeks! Lol just did it and it hurts like fuk, think Il settle for _bony in ivorys majic fingers workin wonders on ny ding dong. Girl u got sum sexy lips confirmation! Ya propa mad! Lol ps thank you! wally longmans dik antenna tryin to scan for d signal _bony in ivorys nipple is beaming out. If only i knew ur location girl, u r so mandingo-in-bootilisciously sweet and gorgeous x"yeap! My Mr tinks so too! Lol | |||
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"I just had anoda big shit 3mins ago and boy do i feel good. I feel good ta ra ra ra ra ra ra ra, i knew dat i would now ta ra ra ra ra ra ra ra, i feeeeelllll gd ta ra ra ra ra ra ra ra i knew day i wld now, so good ta ra so good ta ra ive just shit "what on earth are ya eating? Dats heap loadsa shit going on rite dere! | |||
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"So OP, what was it? 1: mr whippy 2: poo poo floater 3: head poking out the water, kinda not wanting to leave ya! 4: small geezers, ( small balls- rabbitt poo ) 5: splat n spray Just thought to ask! Lol nosey bitch me! it was kind of d combination of all of d above plus it was proper hard, swear down not even my dik was as hard as itoh Lord! Ya need sit on d loo n get sumine ta tell ya ghost stories, or , big helping of hot pepper soup! Hahaha mmmm in d mood for peppersoup now, i wonder what happens if u rub hot pepper on ur dik can think of nicer ways ta get a reaction !!! If ya do it, let us know d outcum! Eeeeks! Lol just did it and it hurts like fuk, think Il settle for _bony in ivorys majic fingers workin wonders on ny ding dong. Girl u got sum sexy lips confirmation! Ya propa mad! Lol ps thank you! wally longmans dik antenna tryin to scan for d signal _bony in ivorys nipple is beaming out. If only i knew ur location girl, u r so mandingo-in-bootilisciously sweet and gorgeous x
Ebony and Ivory, you've pulled.
Get your coat, and perhaps a bog brush."bog brush?! Think a gully sucker more to the point! Lol | |||
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"So OP, what was it? 1: mr whippy 2: poo poo floater 3: head poking out the water, kinda not wanting to leave ya! 4: small geezers, ( small balls- rabbitt poo ) 5: splat n spray Just thought to ask! Lol nosey bitch me! it was kind of d combination of all of d above plus it was proper hard, swear down not even my dik was as hard as itoh Lord! Ya need sit on d loo n get sumine ta tell ya ghost stories, or , big helping of hot pepper soup! Hahaha mmmm in d mood for peppersoup now, i wonder what happens if u rub hot pepper on ur dik can think of nicer ways ta get a reaction !!! If ya do it, let us know d outcum! Eeeeks! Lol just did it and it hurts like fuk, think Il settle for _bony in ivorys majic fingers workin wonders on ny ding dong. Girl u got sum sexy lips confirmation! Ya propa mad! Lol ps thank you! wally longmans dik antenna tryin to scan for d signal _bony in ivorys nipple is beaming out. If only i knew ur location girl, u r so mandingo-in-bootilisciously sweet and gorgeous x
Ebony and Ivory, you've pulled.
Get your coat, and perhaps a bog brush. bog brush?! Think a gully sucker more to the point! Lol "hmmm thinkin of day special romantic evenin wit _bony in ivory now, candle lights, soft music, champagne, a couple of farts here and there b4 d main action and we should be gd to go. | |||
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