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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I did my garden, made Salmon En Croute from scratch and farted a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried to inspire someone who needs inspiration.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Not a lot. The washing machine did two loads. I did manage to get the floors cleaned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much the same except had homemade chicken burritos. Been farting like the trumpet voluntary since

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Not a lot. The washing machine did two loads. I did manage to get the floors cleaned.

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Oh yes, I managed to get some washing done and on the line after I had mowed the lawn.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Much the same except had homemade chicken burritos. Been farting like the trumpet voluntary since "
Well luckily I am on my own, although my dog fucked off when he was down wind....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walked to my gym and back, did a hard, sweaty workout, shopping, took kids for a cold drink at a local pub, made spag bol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did my garden, made Salmon En Croute from scratch and farted a lot. "

Garden

Lamb chops

Giggled endlessly watching gogglebox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a lot. The washing machine did two loads. I did manage to get the floors cleaned.

Oh yes, I managed to get some washing done and on the line after I had mowed the lawn."

Mowed the lawn as in cut the grass or is it a euphemism for something else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made a few people smile and started my third creation this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do the washing and drying up cooked dinner that is about all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proved to myself the satnav is a wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Much the same except had homemade chicken burritos. Been farting like the trumpet voluntary since Well luckily I am on my own, although my dog fucked off when he was down wind.... "

I'm on my own now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done some washing and cleaning n slept...mostly slept

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Much the same except had homemade chicken burritos. Been farting like the trumpet voluntary since "

Ooh snap, well i had chicken enchiladas. And yep ive been farting too lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Not a lot. The washing machine did two loads. I did manage to get the floors cleaned.

Oh yes, I managed to get some washing done and on the line after I had mowed the lawn.

Mowed the lawn as in cut the grass or is it a euphemism for something else? "
No, I actually cut the grass with a lawn mower....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made a few people smile and started my third creation this week "

Frankenstein's son?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Much the same except had homemade chicken burritos. Been farting like the trumpet voluntary since

Ooh snap, well i had chicken enchiladas. And yep ive been farting too lol "
Lots of farty pants on tonight then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a lot. The washing machine did two loads. I did manage to get the floors cleaned.

Oh yes, I managed to get some washing done and on the line after I had mowed the lawn.

Mowed the lawn as in cut the grass or is it a euphemism for something else? No, I actually cut the grass with a lawn mower.... "

My lawn looks like Anfield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made a few people smile and started my third creation this week

Frankenstein's son? "

No he's still at his mothers

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

did a nice indoor and out door nude fotoshoot then spent some time with afreind for tea good day all round

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Mopped floor, mopped stairs, 3 loads of washing, washed up cleaned kitchen...painted toe nails

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"did a nice indoor and out door nude fotoshoot then spent some time with afreind for tea good day all round "
Happy days? Are we going to see some new pics then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Much the same except had homemade chicken burritos. Been farting like the trumpet voluntary since

Ooh snap, well i had chicken enchiladas. And yep ive been farting too lol "

Mexican food is lethal. But I love making it ho hum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, bad Friday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruitless car shopping plus writing a personal development plan and college work. ... and Only a couple of hours of my paid job. Not a very successful day in terms of achievement. ....I still have no car, college work not complete and I haven't done enough hours in my paid job this month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still party night tomorrow so all is about to turn around!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a lot. The washing machine did two loads. I did manage to get the floors cleaned.

Oh yes, I managed to get some washing done and on the line after I had mowed the lawn.

Mowed the lawn as in cut the grass or is it a euphemism for something else? No, I actually cut the grass with a lawn mower.... "

I hoped you edged the borders.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I painted a bath panel and an interior door (1st coat) and not too much of me which is good going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got the wifes jeep ready for mot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mopped floor, mopped stairs, 3 loads of washing, washed up cleaned kitchen...painted toe nails "

I was going to watch a film but I'm too busy fending off all the offers for my arse

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have to do a job application by Tuesday so did a bit of that too

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Still party night tomorrow so all is about to turn around!"
Well its not all bad then...xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had quite a bit of sex too. Which is an accomplishment for me as I have a very painful neck and shoulder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairly productive, scrubbed and bleached my kitchen through, cleaned out the fridge freezer, resourced new areas for my job search plus transport links, washed and pegged out 3 loads of washing, did the normal dust and clean through in the house, ousted the kids to clean their bedrooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Managed to get home from london via train

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Mopped floor, mopped stairs, 3 loads of washing, washed up cleaned kitchen...painted toe nails

I was going to watch a film but I'm too busy fending off all the offers for my arse "
Lmao.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to do a job application by Tuesday so did a bit of that too "

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walked 8 miles, cycled 40 mins on the turbo trainer and have had 12 people view me on FAB; so all-in-all not a bad day

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I have to do a job application by Tuesday so did a bit of that too

Good luck."

Thanks lovely xx

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Walked 8 miles, cycled 40 mins on the turbo trainer and have had 12 people view me on FAB; so all-in-all not a bad day "
And you have a brand new shiny status

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Two thirds of bugger all achieved here and that doesn't look like changing anytime soon until ma leg stops giving me intense pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to do a job application by Tuesday so did a bit of that too "

Fingers crossed x

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"did a nice indoor and out door nude fotoshoot then spent some time with afreind for tea good day all round Happy days? Are we going to see some new pics then? "
oh yes in time when we get the edits emythered over from the tog

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Darn you for asking this yesterday!

On Thursday I achieved loads. Yesterday I achieved very little AND I was gloomy and fell off the diet wagon.

Today I have already started doing things, even though I've not actually had any sleep yet.

Today I am continuing with the DVD/CD storage units I am making. I should be able to finish the second and third of four units. I'm also considering putting up some shelves and a curtain track.

I also have some cleaning to do and some computer-y technical stuff. And I have some old sheets to sort out for fabric recycling, and some clean laundry to put away.

If I can find suitable materials I may also make my printer stand. If I need to go shopping for anything though, it'll need to wait until the end of the month. I also need to work out how I'm going to modify a shoe rack to fit in a specific gap.

I also have a bracelet to make for a friend and a keyring to make as part of a raffle prize.

Busy, busy. I feel tired just thinking about it all! lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Oh yes, I also need to scrub the kitchen floor.

And clean bird poo off the patio AGAIN.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am awake..With a pulse

An achievement in itself i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went canoeing ! Got frozen but had a great time . One friend fell in with her newly dried clothes on - I didn't fall about laughing honest !

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I am awake..With a pulse

An achievement in itself i think "

I often feel like that in the morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am awake..With a pulse

An achievement in itself i think

I often feel like that in the morning! "

Most mornings i come too expecting the first words i hear to be CLEAR!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I am awake..With a pulse

An achievement in itself i think

I often feel like that in the morning!

Most mornings i come too expecting the first words i hear to be CLEAR!! "

I'm so with you! I'm not a morning person.

In fact I'm considering buying t-shirts that say "I'm up and dressed, what more do you want?" and "I'll rise but I refuse to shine"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am awake..With a pulse

An achievement in itself i think

I often feel like that in the morning!

Most mornings i come too expecting the first words i hear to be CLEAR!!

I'm so with you! I'm not a morning person.

In fact I'm considering buying t-shirts that say "I'm up and dressed, what more do you want?" and "I'll rise but I refuse to shine" "

i dont think ive shone since the midwife gave me arse a smack

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I am awake..With a pulse

An achievement in itself i think

I often feel like that in the morning!

Most mornings i come too expecting the first words i hear to be CLEAR!!

I'm so with you! I'm not a morning person.

In fact I'm considering buying t-shirts that say "I'm up and dressed, what more do you want?" and "I'll rise but I refuse to shine"

i dont think ive shone since the midwife gave me arse a smack "

I'm pretty sure I refused to shine even then!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

im awake .. still in bed ... chatted on fab .. and read an amazing post about a lady saving a persons life with cpr .. so lets keep the cpr lady s thread at the top of the lounge today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had a wee and put the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im awake .. still in bed ... chatted on fab .. and read an amazing post about a lady saving a persons life with cpr .. so lets keep the cpr lady s thread at the top of the lounge today"

Why ?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Ive had a wee and put the kettle on"

I hope they were separate acts and you didn't 'kill two birds with one stone'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive had a wee and put the kettle on"

you wee'd in the Kettle, thats dangerous

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"im awake .. still in bed ... chatted on fab .. and read an amazing post about a lady saving a persons life with cpr .. so lets keep the cpr lady s thread at the top of the lounge today"

Her actions are commendable but we don't actually know the outcome

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By *hocolate007Man
over a year ago

london

So long as today starts from 12am, i managed to get myself d*unk, woke up on d bench in d park and now laid in bed wonderin wot to do wit d rest of d bank holiday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive had a wee and put the kettle on

I hope they were separate acts and you didn't 'kill two birds with one stone' "

Don't give me ideas for the OHs next cup of aromatic tea

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"So long as today starts from 12am, i managed to get myself d*unk, woke up on d bench in d park and now laid in bed wonderin wot to do wit d rest of d bank holiday lol"

Get your keyboard fixed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yesterday - 3 loads of laundry, mowed mine and next doors lawn, drove to b&q and bought compost ( I felt that was a huge achievement, still on my L plates, and buying big heavy stuff without a man present!!) planted up 4 hanging baskets, 2 pots and built my runner bean supports.

Was ready for bed at 8pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got rid of a very nasty case of morning glory and I feel much better now even if I am a little drained from all that exercise

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

See the thread about jogging CPR - Total respect!

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"im awake .. still in bed ... chatted on fab .. and read an amazing post about a lady saving a persons life with cpr .. so lets keep the cpr lady s thread at the top of the lounge today

Her actions are commendable but we don't actually know the outcome "
whatever the outcome she can sleep tonight knowing she did the right thing and didnt walk on bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am awake.

thats a good start.

although already put the washing out, wearing a make shift sarong, as i was butt naked when i went downstairs and remembered i had washing to put out.

had to save the neighbours, in case they were awake.

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By *eno_2004Man
over a year ago

Bishops Stortford

Got a new job interview in the US set up

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

I've accomplished one cup of coffee and one cup of tea.

The mister is spinning some tunes on his decks. Its far too early for me... *yawn*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod all!

Will get out of bed soon and change that though.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

nothing today or the day before,in fact not a lot of anything for two weeks now,im hobbling around holding on to the furniture,back spasms and knackered pelvis very painful

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've got up...and I'm still alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finished glossing my daughters bedroom,..kettle on now.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Starting to flag.... need...more....coffee....

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I've had a shower.

That's it.

But I'm girding my loins for a baking session to make (apparently) the best chocolate cake EVER!

Well, that's what Ina says and I'm inclined to trust her.

I'll report back after eating it.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I've had a shower.

That's it.

But I'm girding my loins for a baking session to make (apparently) the best chocolate cake EVER!

Well, that's what Ina says and I'm inclined to trust her.

I'll report back after eating it. "

Oh you watch ina too...I think she is great lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I did just about manage to waddle away from the buffet breakfast.......feel a greedy git now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've put a washing in and I've had breakfast. Going to my second funeral in three days later so I'll need cheering up this evening please.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I've had a shower.

That's it.

But I'm girding my loins for a baking session to make (apparently) the best chocolate cake EVER!

Well, that's what Ina says and I'm inclined to trust her.

I'll report back after eating it.

Oh you watch ina too...I think she is great lol"

How bad can that be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had breakfast and worked my old Harry Quinn bike frame ready for it to be repaired at the end of the month.

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Tidied up..walked the dog.. Going for a fitting for lenses..off to the spurs...all before noon.....David

Lazed around went to work in the charity shop...sue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in bed - drawing up a to do list for the weekend... Story of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fixed my new TV to the bedroom wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cleaned out my cutlery draw ~ there was more fluff in there than in my belly button....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive moved on from weeing in the kettle and have done 2 hrs at the gym and im now going to walk into town

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

So far today got out of bed and read the forums on here.

Got to wash the car but trying to put it off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got out of bed to make a cuppa lol back in bed now tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tidied up, dunno why? It's a tip again, the two dogs took me for a walk... Debating wether too buy a wig... ??

Swimming later with little man and his siblings! So who knows chlorine.. Will be excellent for the hair... May even be a green upload later!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Did an emergency shop run (we did the big supermarket shop yesterday but there's always something ) cleaned up kitchen after someone else 'cleaned' it for me pulled some rhubarb, made a humongous crumble for tea, made "the best ever chocolate cake" and am now sitting watching the oven in a state of doubt cos it was a very runny batter.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Oh, and made plans with a hottie to finish the holiday weekend with a bang! Roll on Monday evening.

And Mrs F, if you do go green, apply tomato ketchup and cling film your head. The acids take the green tinge away.

(Google it, I haven't made it up!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tidied up, prepared some fruit x

Oh and had a gorgeous sexy new man in my bed

Yum I have a spring in my step x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got an early morning call or text (don't remember) to drop my sisters off to this event. So, had a banana and my day started off with a little drive...

Then, went back to the gym after a couple of weeks off. Only to realise that some fitness models are in today (females that is) and they're all training legs. And it's a bloody mens only gym!!! So, had to work on something else (no, not that!). I'm not going to be waiting around for them to finish their sets.

Then, did a bit of food shopping for the week. Bought my chickens, vegetables and fruits with lots of salads for added colour.

Now, am back home. And i need the loo. Looking after my gran for a bit and then it's time to head off back to work.

So, that's what's been happening so far. Rock and roll baby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up

Had sex

Went back to sleep

Thinking about getting up.....

Why does life have to be so bloody stressful???.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, and made plans with a hottie to finish the holiday weekend with a bang! Roll on Monday evening.

And Mrs F, if you do go green, apply tomato ketchup and cling film your head. The acids take the green tinge away.

(Google it, I haven't made it up!)"

Thank TD I seem to have spent the last 24hrs with a bag on my head.. Hell ill throw some tommy sauce into the equation!! Why not!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, and made plans with a hottie to finish the holiday weekend with a bang! Roll on Monday evening.

And Mrs F, if you do go green, apply tomato ketchup and cling film your head. The acids take the green tinge away.

(Google it, I haven't made it up!)

Thank TD I seem to have spent the last 24hrs with a bag on my head.. Hell ill throw some tommy sauce into the equation!! Why not!! "

We can now call you Ginja instead of Ninja haha

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Nothing!!!!...Having a total chill out day until tonight!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accomplished a very quiet and boring shift at work this morning!

Now off up the gym to carry on accomplishing a fitter me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoovered, washed up, took garden waste to the dump, tidied up lift after new boiler put in, re-built some shelves and showered! Time for a cuppa now lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have accomplishments today:

I sorted out my shoes and have identified three pairs to go to charity and found a pair of kitten heels I forgot I owned.

I sorted out my clothes and sorted out a whole bag for charity and created a little bit of space.

I changed the bedding and did a load of washing.

I did the ironing. I've been putting it off for three weeks so there was a lot to do.

I told two men that I am not available for hardcore anal.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have accomplishments today:

I sorted out my shoes and have identified three pairs to go to charity and found a pair of kitten heels I forgot I owned.

I sorted out my clothes and sorted out a whole bag for charity and created a little bit of space.

I changed the bedding and did a load of washing.

I did the ironing. I've been putting it off for three weeks so there was a lot to do.

I told two men that I am not available for hardcore anal.

"
I am knackered at just reading that! Well done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nearly finished putting my bike back together today.

just need the tank back from paint and the clutch/throttle cables back from being custom made and im sorted.

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By *hrissie1961Woman
over a year ago

dumfries and galloway

Learnt my lesson about being mean in the forumc

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have accomplishments today:

I sorted out my shoes and have identified three pairs to go to charity and found a pair of kitten heels I forgot I owned.

I sorted out my clothes and sorted out a whole bag for charity and created a little bit of space.

I changed the bedding and did a load of washing.

I did the ironing. I've been putting it off for three weeks so there was a lot to do.

I told two men that I am not available for hardcore anal.

I am knackered at just reading that! Well done."

Thank you.

Now I have to sort out dinner for myself and if I get a second wind after I have eaten I may even tackle the work papers cluttering my living room.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .farted . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emptied my loft and filled a 4 yard skip with the contents.

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By *hocolate007Man
over a year ago

london

Wanked most of d day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanked most of d day"

And poo'd lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100 squats, 200 step ups, a 2.5 mile walk followed by a 2.5 mile cycle.

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By *hocolate007Man
over a year ago

london


"Wanked most of d day

And poo'd lol"
started off wit a fartin competition wit our town fartin champion den took it to d next level of pooing.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Wanked most of d day

And poo'd lol"
4times and counting . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanked most of d day

And poo'd lol started off wit a fartin competition wit our town fartin champion den took it to d next level of pooing. "

You must feel so empty.

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By *hocolate007Man
over a year ago

london


"Wanked most of d day

And poo'd lol 4times and counting . ."
so far ive done 3 more shits which puts my score higher Dan our town pooin champion. He has only done 6 at d moment, boy does my shit stink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought a new car or the OH has I won't see him all weekend now.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Bought a new car or the OH has I won't see him all weekend now. "
Boys and their toys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I applied to change my name by deed poll then sorted through a pile of paperwork.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bought a new car or the OH has I won't see him all weekend now. Boys and their toys. "

A fucking soft top! I wonder who gave him that idea

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Bought a new car or the OH has I won't see him all weekend now. Boys and their toys.

A fucking soft top! I wonder who gave him that idea "
Nooooo.....and I have absolutely no idea who would put that into his head. What colour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bought a new car or the OH has I won't see him all weekend now. Boys and their toys.

A fucking soft top! I wonder who gave him that idea Nooooo.....and I have absolutely no idea who would put that into his head. What colour? "

A silver grey one we were looking at a red one but i persuaded him against it.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Bought a new car or the OH has I won't see him all weekend now. Boys and their toys.

A fucking soft top! I wonder who gave him that idea Nooooo.....and I have absolutely no idea who would put that into his head. What colour?

A silver grey one we were looking at a red one but i persuaded him against it. "
I bet he will suddenly decide to go for s long drive northwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bought a new car or the OH has I won't see him all weekend now. Boys and their toys.

A fucking soft top! I wonder who gave him that idea Nooooo.....and I have absolutely no idea who would put that into his head. What colour?

A silver grey one we were looking at a red one but i persuaded him against it. I bet he will suddenly decide to go for s long drive northwards "

I am not encouraging him I really am not he wants to head off up the M6 to snake pass right now!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .fuck all. .twice . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". .fuck all. .twice . . ."

But u have been farting all over the forums today !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I painted two bedrooms - Will watched football!!!

Revenge will happen x

Sara

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

went to a kinky fetish fair did some shopping booked a model for a shoot on monday and relax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told to fook off by carrot top within two messages lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got twenty kids who where going mental at a party to be silent in two mins

I got them to play dead lions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been told to fook off by carrot top within two messages lol "

Ahem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been told to fook off by carrot top within two messages lol

Ahem "

Well it was quick

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I got twenty kids who where going mental at a party to be silent in two mins

I got them to play dead lions "

I used to do that too.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Discovered that Ina Gartens opinion of what is the "best chocolate cake ever" is not what I consider to be the best chocolate cake ever. It's good, but not the best.

And crocheted some more of my blanket as well as teaching someone how to crochet - every day's a school day!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Discovered that Ina Gartens opinion of what is the "best chocolate cake ever" is not what I consider to be the best chocolate cake ever. It's good, but not the best.

And crocheted some more of my blanket as well as teaching someone how to crochet - every day's a school day!"

Oh Ina let the side down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drank beer. Cooked a BBQ. Made a fire and burnt stuff. Ate some chocolate.

Today was a good day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, i finally have my feet up. Work was a bitch and a half! So, have taken the next few shifts off...and back to work next Thursday.

...i'm going to sleep and wake up next week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck all, as usual

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Drank beer. Cooked a BBQ. Made a fire and burnt stuff. Ate some chocolate.

Today was a good day. "

No AK required then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done well ... Baked bread, cookies, hot cross thingies, got dressed, entertained two hyper toddlers, set out all the Easter treats.... All with a hangover

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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

Not an awful lot tbh. Long lie, took the kids to a farm park. Fed some goats/pigs/sheep and some lambs. Went on a tractor ride.

Had lunch from BK. Went for a nap (which lasted about 3 hours) then watched BGT.

Hope to get the kitchen tidied tomorrow, have some washing to put away and some more laundry to get done before school/work starts again next week.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I've done well ... Baked bread, cookies, hot cross thingies, got dressed, entertained two hyper toddlers, set out all the Easter treats.... All with a hangover "
You deserve a medal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cooked at chilli this morning then spend the latter of the morning and the early afternoon clearing out my boys room, hoovered behind and under everything changed the beds, cleaned the window and hung a new net. Now I'm at work

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I cooked at chilli this morning then spend the latter of the morning and the early afternoon clearing out my boys room, hoovered behind and under everything changed the beds, cleaned the window and hung a new net. Now I'm at work "
All night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've done well ... Baked bread, cookies, hot cross thingies, got dressed, entertained two hyper toddlers, set out all the Easter treats.... All with a hangover You deserve a medal! "

Don't know how I did it

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By *hocolate007Man
over a year ago

london

Just done by hair, nails and eyelashes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched my new bog seat go down by its self!!! Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spending far to much money on Ebay

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Nothing, just frittered an entire day away, shameful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unpacked a couple of boxes and still have three to go!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Booked my dive trip to the Maldives ....

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

went for early birhtday lunch to Indian Tapas restaurant - then made a cloutie dumpling (scottish thing- lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snog and mmm play with a hunk. Watch a massive thunder storm. Turn down a 19 year old and a 3 sum, wash the cat oh yeah and upset a few people. But of a dull day really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Booked my dive trip to the Maldives ...."

Room for me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pulled muscle where my ribs are and probably cost myself at having a proper relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been in bed most of the day still in a state of undress, but have been productive with uni stuff: taking notes from several text books for exam and tweaking PowerPoint, until eyes have been popping out of their sockets.

p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get absolutely soaked wet through down in Weymouth. The weather was terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have i accomplished?...eating chocolate. .

So thats that.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Got up very hungover, fed the dog, made sunday dinner for 12, nicked some Easter eggs off the grandkids and poured another vodka

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By *issyyourbadWoman
over a year ago

Dorset

Got up Felt I'll went back to bed then cooked dinner

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