FabSwingers.com forum: Post your status (Status Shuffle)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

IF you have participated in the Status shuffle please post your status here!

Cute did it last week and I am equally as lazy and think it's a good idea instead of clicking through many profiles.

No other comments please!

"Give me time I will rise again, just move the boulder off my willy!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"standing in as thing one and thing two for the cat in the hat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeks T.V with a BBC for sex on the beach inbox for details.ASAP.. Looks unimportant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus I think I need shave off my brillo pad!! I think I may have crabs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without squeezycheesypeas my life is empty! He completes me. My quim yearns for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick fuck and go shag tonight, no conversation, turn up and I will shag you hard, inbox time x.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

always love a woman for her personality.. she has like ten so you can choose the one you like the best

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

When Liverpool win the premiership title, I will forfeit my shoes and only wear flip flops until August.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My girlfriend is leaving me because she said I think too highly of myself. I told her not to let the door hit her on the way back in...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"bend me, shape me, anyway you want me, as long as you lick me, you're alright"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quick fuck and go shag tonight, no conversation, turn up and I will shag you hard, inbox time x."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quick fuck and go shag tonight, no conversation, turn up and I will shag you hard, inbox time x.

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to lick my hairy bumhole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When Liverpool win the premiership title, I will forfeit my shoes and only wear flip flops until August.

Ya think thats bad...

I really really wish I was from Lancashire, its much better than Yorkshire.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Anyone want to lick my hairy bumhole?"
Thats a classic......any luck yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will give blow jobs in return for a nice cup of tea

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

... "I've got my dentist and my gum clinic appointments mixed up. Both asked me if I can manage staying away for at least 3 months...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on the bus an reached into my bag for some lip balm, Only went an rubbed my bullet vibrator on my lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When Liverpool win the premiership title, I will forfeit my shoes and only wear flip flops until August.

Ya think thats bad...

I really really wish I was from Lancashire, its much better than Yorkshire.

But i have crabs ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want to lick my hairy bumhole?Thats a classic......any luck yet?

Filters are great

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By *WStockingtopsCouple
over a year ago

bristol

wondering why chatroom isnt "Available right now"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think the one I have had to put up is awful!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

kiss me like I ve never been kissed before,

thats right stick your tongue up my nostril,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I politely said no non-status shuffle comments but I am prepared to open my box of whoopass on people. Be warned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I politely said no non-status shuffle comments but I am prepared to open my box of whoopass on people. Be warned."

Apologies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I politely said no non-status shuffle comments but I am prepared to open my box of whoopass on people. Be warned."

I'd like to see you whoop my fatass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When Liverpool win the premiership title, I will forfeit my shoes and only wear flip flops until August.

Ya think thats bad...

I really really wish I was from Lancashire, its much better than Yorkshire.

But i have crabs ffs

So does rusty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I politely said no non-status shuffle comments but I am prepared to open my box of whoopass on people. Be warned."

Getting enough whoopass thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When Liverpool win the premiership title, I will forfeit my shoes and only wear flip flops until August.

Ya think thats bad...

I really really wish I was from Lancashire, its much better than Yorkshire.

But i have crabs ffs

I don't know what you're worrying about... Some stupid fucker will think it means a crab salad or summit!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Free for 24 hours. PM me for hardcore anal."

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I said I m dynamite in bed, I blew your mind,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" "Free for 24 hours. PM me for hardcore anal."

OMG

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

" "Free for 24 hours. PM me for hardcore anal."

OMG

I am prepared to go so far as to use this abbreviation: OMFG!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" "Free for 24 hours. PM me for hardcore anal."

OMG

I am prepared to go so far as to use this abbreviation: OMFG!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic

Well done Femme

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

. "looking for a number 37, that's the cream of some young guy"

maybe thick but is this code for something? as I'm getting lots of messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wondering who is going to get to have a guess at what my mask is really covering?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I blossom to a strong hand and flower when used just right...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it me or does anyone else who has a moist hairy ginger arse give it a good sniff to see if any bats have escaped from the cave?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think the one I have had to put up is awful!"

its amazing haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think the one I have had to put up is awful!"

Naughty boy you've changed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busy sub minx for unattached dom, I want to be a plaything...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Can I just point out to people who have messaged me, no you cannot have my shoes until August!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

To whom it may concern:

6 inches is not enough and 12 inches is to much! Just saying..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When Liverpool win the premiership title, I will forfeit my shoes and only wear flip flops until August.

Ya think thats bad...

I really really wish I was from Lancashire, its much better than Yorkshire.

No messages but lots of dirty looks from the good folk from gods own county

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