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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

How to play...

Post on thread to say your in...

I will pair you up with another fabber on the thread...write a status for them and either pm it or post it on the thread....be naughty but nice!

Rules.

No trying get round blocks or filters...if you cannot message, then use thread instead.

Status must remain for 24 hours.

No Whinging, this is a laugh and a whinge free zone.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Meeeeeeeeeeee

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Meeeeeeeeeeee "
24 hours cheeky chops!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Meeeeeeeeeeee 24 hours cheeky chops! "

Yes mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im in

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I will wait a bit before I start pairing you reprobates up....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

shuffle away miss femme x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, tho is my 1st time, please be gentle with me....

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I'm in...what do I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With trepidation, in.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to be a very amused observer.

Don't want another status suggesting we've got herpes.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hhaha im in providing i dont get Ben again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will wait a bit before I start pairing you reprobates up.... "

how very dare you!

I am a lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in it was good last time

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to be in please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am thinking already

hate getting put on the spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, my status will stay up until it fades into insignificance

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

Can I be in, please

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Count me in...I've got a few jokes to pass on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then - have never played before but it sounds like more fun than tiddlywinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in but could be a while as I'm making dinner. Everything is a bit late today

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Cheekychops and Shaman uk

A naughty twosome and Oloving man

Misscurvyred and Fruitloop86

Enigmatic1 and Jigsawman

Cutnsassy and Addictive Guy

Sex Appeal and Sammysung

Blondecaz and Mysterious Guy

Evie and Glam Rocker

Scissor Sister and Flirty guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for being really thick but what do I do now?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'm going to be a very amused observer.

Don't want another status suggesting we've got herpes.lol

"
Awwwwwww

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm in

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Sorry for being really thick but what do I do now? "
Read my first post?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cutensassy,- pm'd you, but posting here too after we've been paired. "Wondering who is going to get to have a guess at what my mask is really covering?!'

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Go on then, I'll have a go

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Missbehavingxx and superamfan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant send mine through Enigmatic1 due to your filters message me when your clear x

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Cant send mine through Enigmatic1 due to your filters message me when your clear x"
Just post it on the thread

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

ah crap.....cant think of a good one now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant send mine through Enigmatic1 due to your filters message me when your clear xJust post it on the thread "

ok.gaffer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I choose a females status please Femme?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you be kinder with my pairing this time please, got a right stinker of a status to put up lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

a choice of three

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

So if he posts I have to put it as my status?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Can you be kinder with my pairing this time please, got a right stinker of a status to put up lol!!!"
Lol.....just waiting for a couple more...will do you in the next batch along with The Libertine

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"So if he posts I have to put it as my status? "
Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent ours to our pair up enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in again!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"ah crap.....cant think of a good one now lol"
Wondered what that funny noise was.....

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"So if he posts I have to put it as my status? Yep"

Ok am waiting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then - I'm in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was very gentle with my dare for my first match to put up! She hasn't replied though, so, happy to take another!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

MysteriousGuy is dead next time I see him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours is up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then we are in

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I was very gentle with my dare for my first match to put up! She hasn't replied though, so, happy to take another!"
Give it time she will..she may have gone for a poo....

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Ours is up "
hahahahahaha

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Only 24 hours this time? Then I'm in.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I never got one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

looks like a laugh .... I'm in !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never got one "

I would give you one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ours is up "

Lmao, classic gibberish

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"So if he posts I have to put it as my status? "
Yep

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"I never got one

I would give you one"

Well I'm waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So if he posts I have to put it as my status? Yep

Ok am waiting lol"

Bella amante dai capelli scuri di scarpe in cerca di un ciabattino calda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 24 hours?!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

mine is up...

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"So if he posts I have to put it as my status? Yep

Ok am waiting lol

Bella amante dai capelli scuri di scarpe in cerca di un ciabattino calda "

Flippin ell how will I remember that? Runs for a pen lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blondecaz is the reason I don't get meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So if he posts I have to put it as my status? Yep

Ok am waiting lol

Bella amante dai capelli scuri di scarpe in cerca di un ciabattino calda

Flippin ell how will I remember that? Runs for a pen lol"

Copy and paste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to be in please "

You new status:

Good news, I'll be writing a proper profile soon to prove I can do more with a keyboard than just draw.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"mine is up... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blondecaz is the reason I don't get meets "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So if he posts I have to put it as my status? Yep

Ok am waiting lol

Bella amante dai capelli scuri di scarpe in cerca di un ciabattino calda "

Lol, the google translate of that is very funny.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Blondecaz is the reason I don't get meets "

I wish to name and shame MysteriousGuy as a cheater...get the proper status up now or you're for the high jump matey

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Mines up...payback time now!

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

This is for you jigsaw

Eres peorre que un hijo de grande puta!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Blondecaz is the reason I don't get meets

I wish to name and shame MysteriousGuy as a cheater...get the proper status up now or you're for the high jump matey "
If he hasn't got the status up you wrote I will disqualify and give you someone else

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Blondecaz is the reason I don't get meets

I wish to name and shame MysteriousGuy as a cheater...get the proper status up now or you're for the high jump matey If he hasn't got the status up you wrote I will disqualify and give you someone else "

He's done it now, just needed a gentle reminder with a bloody big stick

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Go on then "

When did you change your name? Thankfully it's a picture I recognise.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Next batch will be along shortly.....

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Blondecaz is the reason I don't get meets

I wish to name and shame MysteriousGuy as a cheater...get the proper status up now or you're for the high jump matey If he hasn't got the status up you wrote I will disqualify and give you someone else

He's done it now, just needed a gentle reminder with a bloody big stick "
Did it have sharp pointy bits?

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Lol @ mysterious guys status!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on then

When did you change your name? Thankfully it's a picture I recognise.

"

This morning lol don't worry I'm confusing myself with it to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines been issued... and ive issued mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done ours, this is so much fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I observe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long do you wait for a reply,

Mine went off line 5 minutes after she read it

They wasn't that bad

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sharleen Spiteri lookalike requires a tall Texan Cowboy type @Missbehavingxx

I'm too old to pm her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I observe "

Oooo has D got a new wig to go with his dress

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm in with trepidation; be gentle but I could do with a laugh right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done ours, this is so much fun "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my status now reads : Wondering who is going to get to have a guess at what my mask is really covering?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"How long do you wait for a reply,

Mine went off line 5 minutes after she read it

They wasn't that bad "
Give people a chance ya impatient bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I observe

Oooo has D got a new wig to go with his dress "

Who rattled your bloody cage!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh can I play too

. Someone cheeky please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've done our - love this game

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

Mine is

Is it asparagus season? I have my tongs ready!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long do you wait for a reply,

Mine went off line 5 minutes after she read it

They wasn't that bad Give people a chance ya impatient bugger "

I wish she didn't reply now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long do you wait for a reply,

Mine went off line 5 minutes after she read it

They wasn't that bad "
hahaha I had to think of you're status!! Patience ha

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Liddy28 and Zenith

Libertine and Licketysplits

Minxie and sexysinglestud

QOT and Russ

Waiting for some more to be in.....lulubellex I havent forgotten you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually love mine! Well done

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"How long do you wait for a reply,

Mine went off line 5 minutes after she read it

They wasn't that bad hahaha I had to think of you're status!! Patience ha"
Oh you bad girl!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do we find out who we are paired with ? X

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

can i join please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is for you jigsaw

Eres peorre que un hijo de grande puta!"

i will put up the correct quote its peor and not peorre

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"How do we find out who we are paired with ? X "
I have just posted it ya muppet

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PM me Lickety when you have one for me or post it here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Okay, I m game, ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is for you jigsaw

Eres peorre que un hijo de grande puta!

i will put up the correct quote its peor and not peorre "

its up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long do you wait for a reply,

Mine went off line 5 minutes after she read it

They wasn't that bad hahaha I had to think of you're status!! Patience haOh you bad girl!!!! "
is it a gooden!?!? The only thing I know and got from his pics was the over growing bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do we find out who we are paired with ? X I have just posted it ya muppet "

I didn't see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do we find out who we are paired with ? X I have just posted it ya muppet "

QOT I've just sent you yours

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

lulubellex and nickkay666

_oddy and john soda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I'm in I was just thinking what to change mine to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blondecaz is the reason I don't get meets

I wish to name and shame MysteriousGuy as a cheater...get the proper status up now or you're for the high jump matey If he hasn't got the status up you wrote I will disqualify and give you someone else

He's done it now, just needed a gentle reminder with a bloody big stick "
shes a lying biatch a version went up straight away, it was a bugger to copy and paste

Need to check hers now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent mine off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love mine and wait till you see rustys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long do you wait for a reply,

Mine went off line 5 minutes after she read it

They wasn't that bad hahaha I had to think of you're status!! Patience haOh you bad girl!!!! is it a gooden!?!? The only thing I know and got from his pics was the over growing bush "

That all you got from my pics a over growing bush

I do trim if it gets out of hand you know

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"PM me Lickety when you have one for me or post it here. "

Sent. I'm going to Hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do we find out who we are paired with ? X I have just posted it ya muppet

QOT I've just sent you yours "

And I've sent yours SCP's forever

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i'm confused....do i give _lam rocker a status to use or do i put one up about him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup I'm game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long do you wait for a reply,

Mine went off line 5 minutes after she read it

They wasn't that bad hahaha I had to think of you're status!! Patience haOh you bad girl!!!! is it a gooden!?!? The only thing I know and got from his pics was the over growing bush

That all you got from my pics a over growing bush

I do trim if it gets out of hand you know "
I suggest you get the clippers grade 1 out

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"How do we find out who we are paired with ? X I have just posted it ya muppet

QOT I've just sent you yours "

I like the word quim.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I posted mine I'm waiting for one back

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i'm confused....do i give _lam rocker a status to use or do i put one up about him?"
the former, write a status FOR him, he does the same.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"i'm confused....do i give _lam rocker a status to use or do i put one up about him?"

You choose a status for him...he chooses a status for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours reads

... "standing in as thing one and thing two for the cat in the hat"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm in....

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Noticed there is a shortage of guys volunteering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do we find out who we are paired with ? X I have just posted it ya muppet

I didn't see it "

You and Russ

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"How do we find out who we are paired with ? X I have just posted it ya muppet

QOT I've just sent you yours

I like the word quim."

I do too. Reminds me of Chaucer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do we find out who we are paired with ? X I have just posted it ya muppet

QOT I've just sent you yours

I like the word quim."

I'm still waiting for him to post the one I left him

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Ms Hx and Brightonsteve

SOB I haven't forgotten you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen as i have a over grown bush mine reads

"Jesus I think I need shave off my brillo pad!! I think I may have crabs!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The Libertine took a bloody liberty. If I get a meet from it I'll buy him a drink.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"How do we find out who we are paired with ? X I have just posted it ya muppet

QOT I've just sent you yours

I like the word quim.

I'm still waiting for him to post the one I left him "
Have you been bad?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Noticed there is a shortage of guys volunteering "

Er.......hello? I don't know why I bother. mission imposs 2 is on you know!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"The Libertine took a bloody liberty. If I get a meet from it I'll buy him a drink. "
..now thats funny!!!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Noticed there is a shortage of guys volunteering

Er.......hello? I don't know why I bother. mission imposs 2 is on you know! "
You are paired...keep up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Libertine took a bloody liberty. If I get a meet from it I'll buy him a drink. "

I AM SO SORRY! 3

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

mines up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Libertine took a bloody liberty. If I get a meet from it I'll buy him a drink. "

OMG.

This is why I opted out.......but im crying laughing.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

These are good guys!!!

Zenith, you now have a class status!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"The Libertine took a bloody liberty. If I get a meet from it I'll buy him a drink. "

Pmsl...Lick, you'll have half the capital messaging you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do we find out who we are paired with ? X I have just posted it ya muppet

QOT I've just sent you yours

I like the word quim.

I'm still waiting for him to post the one I left him Have you been bad? "

Me bad ? I'm a

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"How do we find out who we are paired with ? X I have just posted it ya muppet

QOT I've just sent you yours

I like the word quim.

I'm still waiting for him to post the one I left him Have you been bad?

Me bad ? I'm a "
That halo must be strangling you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours is up

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Ours is up"
Hope you have plenty of filters ....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Noticed there is a shortage of guys volunteering

Er.......hello? I don't know why I bother. mission imposs 2 is on you know! You are paired...keep up! "

It's the adverts. ms Hx has been sent her update.

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think


"Ours is up"

sorry don't think I'm very good at this!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My one to him was anyone want to suck my hairy bumhole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ours is upHope you have plenty of filters .... "

No all filters off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few more if anyone hasn't been done

I don't mind changing mine

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

sent mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love mine and wait till you see rustys "

Cheers No more meets for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ours is up"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Libertine took a bloody liberty. If I get a meet from it I'll buy him a drink.

Pmsl...Lick, you'll have half the capital messaging you "

Ahhh, the most densly populated area in the country.

Like I told Lickety, I was already commited with a status when I joined (hence why I asked to be paired with a female) and my heart almost broke when I saw I was put with her.

Forgive me!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Love mine and wait till you see rustys

Cheers No more meets for me "
Sammysung has something similar...aren't some women naughty.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok ok can't resist in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do we find out who we are paired with ? X I have just posted it ya muppet

QOT I've just sent you yours

I like the word quim.

I'm still waiting for him to post the one I left him Have you been bad?

Me bad ? I'm a That halo must be strangling you..... "

Yeah its killing my ankle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do we find out who we are paired with ? X I have just posted it ya muppet

QOT I've just sent you yours

I like the word quim.

I'm still waiting for him to post the one I left him Have you been bad?

Me bad ? I'm a That halo must be strangling you..... "

She's EVIL!!!!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Ok ok can't resist in "
Meet the Fockers and Sex on the Beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Mine's done...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love mine and wait till you see rustys

Cheers No more meets for me "

Awwwwww you know I luffs you and its only 24hrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok ok can't resist in Meet the Fockers and Sex on the Beach"

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

Mines done - properly now. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine from Cheeky is up. Hers has been sent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In if no ones matched I should be home in a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done and hoch dii be vam the lady can explain lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Mine from Cheeky is up. Hers has been sent.

"
Classy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine from Cheeky is up. Hers has been sent.

"

Excellent, has anyone offered yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a few more if anyone hasn't been done

I don't mind changing mine "
no way!!! That's against the rules sammy!!

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