FabSwingers.com forum: What is the biggest lie you've ever told?

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Checks in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

of course i love you....xx

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

that looks gr8 on you lol

Your hairs lovely lol

No it wasnt your fault lol

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By *woBiTwoCouple
over a year ago

north manchester

Of course I won't come in your mouth....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's not

you

it's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's twins

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

no your bum doesnt look big in that lol

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

your penis is huge

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i'll text you tomorrow

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Don't worry, it's bigger than average...honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry, Craig died in a car crash last week............

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

it happens to all guys at some point - its not a big deal honest

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

A guy entered a biggest liar competition and told a story of aliens abducted him taking him off to another planet performing surgery to extract his DNA and clone him. The judges deemed it excellent and were about to award him the first prize when his mate stood up and said 'Yes, and I saw everything'!!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"it happens to all guys at some point - its not a big deal honest"

Pah - apparently it's NOT that common, it DOESNT happen to most guys, and it IS a big deal!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you watch friends!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"of course i love you....xx"

Yep, said that a couple of times!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry, it's bigger than average...honest!"

Said that too!!

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

i am really tired

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

"do you watch friends!!!!!!

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if they let me

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

that doesnt usually hapen to me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im 21 & never been kissed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, it slipped.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iam married!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the nosy lady we all know and love..ahem !!

up our street wanted to know why im suddenly doing alot re homewise ..

Told her i had won 1 million on the lottery.

And she believed me too.

Had several neighbours come and congratulate me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iam on the pill!!!!!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

sorry cant make it today ~~~of to shag someone better looking...... i am kidding lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a nun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a nun.

mmmmmm....and a fabby dirty habit too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dog did it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a nun.

mmmmmm....and a fabby dirty habit too

you could bring a bottle of chateaux neuf domestos over and spruce me up!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Your Honour, it was like this . . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its against my religion to lie.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

No, i'm not seeing/fucking anyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a nun.

mmmmmm....and a fabby dirty habit too

you could bring a bottle of chateaux neuf domestos over and spruce me up!

am packing up my marigolds, mop, bucket and dusters together with my patent not pending domestos spray pump........on way

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

my mum's just told me to add this one :

DAD!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did wear a condom, it just fell off

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"it happens to all guys at some point - its not a big deal honest

Pah - apparently it's NOT that common, it DOESNT happen to most guys, and it IS a big deal!!"

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you were always the best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course you don't have a baggy fany lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course i love you more than Rangers.

You are my best friend, more important to me than my family and mates.

No your bum looks fine but it will look better if you wore black jeans.

I have only had 2 sexual partners before we met.

I just say anything to please them and make them feel good.

If women never had pussy they'd be useless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course i love you more than Rangers.

You are my best friend, more important to me than my family and mates.

No your bum looks fine but it will look better if you wore black jeans.

I have only had 2 sexual partners before we met.

I just say anything to please them and make them feel good.

If women never had pussy they'd be useless

yeah and if rampant rabbits cut the grass or bought a round there would be no need for men!!!

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

Yes of course I like your bf

(told to my daughter)

flippin lazy hippy he is

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

I wasnt aware of that officer

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

no, if your avatar piccy was green, you wouldnt look like Shrek

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

that was the best

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

Thats tight

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

We will ring you

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

of course I didnt sleep with your brother!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a meet it was the " just popping to the loo" on a meet and escaping through the back door of the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a meet it was the " just popping to the loo" on a meet and escaping through the back door of the pub

^^^^Timewaster Alert^^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a meet it was the " just popping to the loo" on a meet and escaping through the back door of the pub

^^^^Timewaster Alert^^^^

So you meet someone and their pictures are 10 yrs old you hang around! Or worse a mercy fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a meet it was the " just popping to the loo" on a meet and escaping through the back door of the pub

^^^^Timewaster Alert^^^^

So you meet someone and their pictures are 10 yrs old you hang around! Or worse a mercy fuck!

It wasn't me, was it????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a meet it was the " just popping to the loo" on a meet and escaping through the back door of the pub

^^^^Timewaster Alert^^^^

So you meet someone and their pictures are 10 yrs old you hang around! Or worse a mercy fuck!

It wasn't me, was it????

Nope i don't think so.

I am surprised no men have put that they are married on here but pretending not to be

NOT

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"On a meet it was the " just popping to the loo" on a meet and escaping through the back door of the pub

^^^^Timewaster Alert^^^^

So you meet someone and their pictures are 10 yrs old you hang around! Or worse a mercy fuck!

I have had that, not from this site though, a guy who said he was 33 and sent me a photo of a very nice looking guy....when he turned up it was obvious the photo wasn't of him, he was more 53 than 33.....saddo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a meet it was the " just popping to the loo" on a meet and escaping through the back door of the pub

^^^^Timewaster Alert^^^^

So you meet someone and their pictures are 10 yrs old you hang around! Or worse a mercy fuck!

tearing up all the picures of a young brad pitt that i send out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a meet it was the " just popping to the loo" on a meet and escaping through the back door of the pub

^^^^Timewaster Alert^^^^

So you meet someone and their pictures are 10 yrs old you hang around! Or worse a mercy fuck!

How do they expect to pull it off when you meet?

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