FabSwingers.com forum: femme fatales secret

By *uke olovingman OP Man
over a year ago

Gravesend

according to the telly its veet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was that she has a donk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think any of us knew her secrets we'd be scarred for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"according to the telly its veet"
veet I hope not hate the smell .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She loves smurfs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She loves smurfs

Thought that was blonde(blue) caz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She loves smurfs

Thought that was blonde(blue) caz

Yeah both

But femme has a shrine to smurfs in a secret room in her house so it's more real.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Femme likes shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Femme likes shoes

^ jahaha thats not a secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's not quite as Bolshy, as she'd have us believe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She loves smurfs

Get in!!

..i've pulled!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

She's a bogseat sniffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She loves smurfs

Get in!!

..i've pulled!

You best get yourself a pot of blue paint!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She loves smurfs

Get in!!

..i've pulled!

You best get yourself a pot of blue paint!!

Lmfao poppa smurf

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I know, I know... she has a secret stock of flip flops and wears them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She loves smurfs

Get in!!

..i've pulled!

You best get yourself a pot of blue paint!!

Lmfao poppa smurf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know, I know... she has a secret stock of flip flops and wears them.

Ha Lickety, blasphemy

Flip flop femme...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"She's a bogseat sniffer

This has made me feel squeezy

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"She's a bogseat sniffer

This has made me feel squeezy

Squeezy? Go on then, I'll give you a squeeze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know everything! The whole lot! The full story, warts and all

Unfortunately I have signed the official secrets album

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If I knew Femme's secrets, I'd keep it very quiet indeed. She's darkly sinister in a sexy way. She'd make a great Bond villain. Not main villain, as she's not a megalomaniac, nor does she own an extinct volcano or Lunar Base; possibly the female sidekick who gets the job of knocking Daniel Craig off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooops

time to make a sharp exit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would hazard a guess that Patience might be high on the list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has a poster of Christiano Ronaldo above her bed....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"She has a poster of Christiano Ronaldo above her bed....

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Now that's taking it too fucking far!

Tina you make me giggle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's probably the leopard print

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know everything! The whole lot! The full story, warts and all

Unfortunately I have signed the official secrets album "

I so wouldn't want to be you when the big fella finds out you are making things up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah she secretly loves to dance to the spice girls while cleaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah she secretly loves to dance to the spice girls while cleaning

I never told you that!

I have signed the official secrets album remember

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If you want to know any deep dark secrets about femme just pm me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah she secretly loves to dance to the spice girls while cleaning

and what is wrong with that? i had a spice girls day the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want to know any deep dark secrets about femme just pm me

Mailed!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If you want to know any deep dark secrets about femme just pm me

Is it true about the pink velour tracksuit?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"If you want to know any deep dark secrets about femme just pm me

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Thing is Diamondsmiles...I know yours too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She loves smurfs

Get in!!

..i've pulled!

You best get yourself a pot of blue paint!!

Lmfao poppa smurf

...now i just have to find a hat. I bet Femme loves men in hats. Hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's not shaved her arse ever

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"She's not shaved her arse ever

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I know.....bloody hell Russ I told you that in secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's not shaved her arse ever

I know.....bloody hell Russ I told you that in secret

I never signed anything

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"She's not shaved her arse ever

I know.....bloody hell Russ I told you that in secret

I never signed anything

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Have you made your secret known yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what secret???

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

what secret??? "
The one involving your thinghymebob and wotsit fetish......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh that one, no not yet. I don't think the worlds ready for that

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Oh that one, no not yet. I don't think the worlds ready for that

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Get some ointment you will be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh that one, no not yet. I don't think the worlds ready for that

Get some ointment you will be fine.

Nah I prefer it dry

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