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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What are the funniest lines you've heard in a film? I'm watching night at museum and just heard

why are you spanking that monkey

I wet myself laughing xx

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By *aisy2012Couple
over a year ago

everywhere

"Nice beaver" as Lesley Nielson looks up Priscilla Presley's dress in one of the police squad films. Then she hands him a stuffed beaver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me while I whip this out

(Woman faints)

Blazing saddles

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Where you going?

To get hob nobs

Who said?

Fatty Said.

Fuck fatty get back up on my fucking roof

(Twins Town)

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Airplane

You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

A hospital? What is it?

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

You've come a long way to die - king laufey -Thor.

I should explain we know a joke about a elephant from dudley zoo asks tarzan for the way to the elephants grave yard. Which ends with tarzan saying 'you've come a long way to die' to which the elephant replies in a black country accent 'I didn't come here to die! I came here yester-DIE!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've come a long way to die - king laufey -Thor.

I should explain we know a joke about a elephant from dudley zoo asks tarzan for the way to the elephants grave yard. Which ends with tarzan saying 'you've come a long way to die' to which the elephant replies in a black country accent 'I didn't come here to die! I came here yester-DIE!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults

that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?”

naked gun 2 1/2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Airplane

You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

A hospital? What is it?

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. "

Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up glue sniffing!

And don't call me Shirley

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ive never seen a man so in need of a blow job ... good morning vietnam

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