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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now where am I going to get my morning coffee and breakfast special

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Now where am I going to get my morning coffee and breakfast special "

You could slip into juicy lucy's cafe....I've been there. The waitress at TishTosh's was sexy but the owner ignored me so no tip and no return business...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now where am I going to get my morning coffee and breakfast special

You could slip into juicy lucy's cafe....I've been there. The waitress at TishTosh's was sexy but the owner ignored me so no tip and no return business..."

Hows her baps

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Now where am I going to get my morning coffee and breakfast special

You could slip into juicy lucy's cafe....I've been there. The waitress at TishTosh's was sexy but the owner ignored me so no tip and no return business...

Hows her baps "

Firm but bouncy but would benefit from me smearing jam over them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constantly ignored the owner only served women. And then when he wasn't about the women expected us to do his dirty work for him. I was happy to oblige on the 'dirty' work though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh I've no complaints about the very nice waitresses and the excellent service they give

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The waitresses must have been bon their day off when I went in

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The waitress who served me was only wearing a short pinnie. I 'accidentally' dropped a spoon to she could crawl under the table and kept sending her back so I could watch her arse wriggle in one direction and her tits bounce coming back. My coffee got cold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The waitress who served me was only wearing a short pinnie. I 'accidentally' dropped a spoon to she could crawl under the table and kept sending her back so I could watch her arse wriggle in one direction and her tits bounce coming back. My coffee got cold. "

Now who's fault is that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well.....if the cafe closed then obviously one of two things happened

either

tosh's toobs got so big he had to schedule an emergency toobectomy and therefore it closed for reasons of personal health

or

the moth finally found where tosh was hiding and he had to make a wild run for it in the night, therefore having to close the cafe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The waitress who served me was only wearing a short pinnie. I 'accidentally' dropped a spoon to she could crawl under the table and kept sending her back so I could watch her arse wriggle in one direction and her tits bounce coming back. My coffee got cold.

Now who's fault is that "

Well it wasn't mine before anyone pipes up

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

My pipe was def up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all. I seem to have day off today, cafe closed.

Just thought I would pop by and say hello. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all. I seem to have day off today, cafe closed.

Just thought I would pop by and say hello. Xx "

Are we all stood outside in a line?

Fortunately I've brought a flask along with me, knowing how poor the service was, but coming only for the clientèle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all. I seem to have day off today, cafe closed.

Just thought I would pop by and say hello. Xx

Are we all stood outside in a line?

Fortunately I've brought a flask along with me, knowing how poor the service was, but coming only for the clientèle "

Is your flask for sharing? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why's it closed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all. I seem to have day off today, cafe closed.

Just thought I would pop by and say hello. Xx

Are we all stood outside in a line?

Fortunately I've brought a flask along with me, knowing how poor the service was, but coming only for the clientèle

Is your flask for sharing? Xx"

There's enough for two or three

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