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If you were to bunk of work tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What excuse would you come up with for the boss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dog ate my car keys and the car keeps locking......don't have a dog though.....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I don't need an excuse I'm on annual leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shits. Can't beat the classics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A badger broke in and stole my workpants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't need an excuse I'm on annual leave "

But if you were......I need an excuse its supposed to be warm tomorrow.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

D and V

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't bunk off. If something needs doing I have to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you only want one day say you put your back out

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

I'm on s leave .

Go with classics,

Toothache and waiting on call back from dentist, but so painfull you had to take high powered drugs so not safe to drive or operate machinery ..

Bad tummy. Can't be more than two foot from a loo and bucket.. Helps if you make the call from the bathroom and flush and make the right noises

Ps I have never ever had to do this ... Honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was tempted by a classic but I am in a risk talking mood so would love to go with something dramatic on the morning answer phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't need an excuse I'm on annual leave

But if you were......I need an excuse its supposed to be warm tomorrow. "

Tell them you woke up with a bright crimson face maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't be possible for me - I would have to ring myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You swallowed a wasp

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"I was tempted by a classic but I am in a risk talking mood so would love to go with something dramatic on the morning answer phone. "

Umm how about PMS?

A blood test came back and there was an irregularity! So you need to have more done

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You have head lice and are to ashamed to come to work

Your sisters dog got hit by a truck and you need to sit with her while the vet operates.

You got a call from the sperm bank and they need an emergency deposit.

Umm will think of some more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was tempted by a classic but I am in a risk talking mood so would love to go with something dramatic on the morning answer phone.

Umm how about PMS?

A blood test came back and there was an irregularity! So you need to have more done

.

You have head lice and are to ashamed to come to work

Your sisters dog got hit by a truck and you need to sit with her while the vet operates.

You got a call from the sperm bank and they need an emergency deposit.

Umm will think of some more "

I am liking that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A severe case of suspected cockrot!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

No excuse required - I'm the boss.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

So, Ron.

Did you bunk off work and which excuse did you use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fucking model employee!

I could hsve legitimately bunkered off today and got a docs note to prove it too.

But I got up braved the shitty hayfever and went.

I deserve a Goldfish!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

self employed so ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said I'm going to view the Van Gough Sunflowers in cock a knee laaaaand tomorrow so won't be in...

Tru dat

Art Engineering

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