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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... on the plane back today

all the tell tale signs were there

- he'd had a drink - i suspect several

- he was very social

- b4 we'd taxied out he knew the name of the guy sitting next to him (keith) and used it in every sentence afterwards

- he was offering his crisps to other passengers

- over the 2 hour flight, he never once shut up

- subjects included :

Justice for the 96, muslims, nigerians, coppers being liars, politicians being liars (and in it for themselves), nazis, local accents, scousers, scottish people, cockneys (all with mimics of relevant accents), the state of the railways, the cost of regional air travel, lee rigby, the price of cigarettes in the UK and getting pissed.

he even slipped a bit of cheeky humour in with air hostess when he tried paying for his drink with a £20 note

her : have you got anything smaller ?

Him :i have but it's in my pants

his poor wife never spoke 2 words, just stared out the window the whole way

and what about poor keith ? I bet his fkin ears were ringin when he got off that plane

so, if you are here or you know of any middle aged geordies that have returned from prague via manchester today, please say thank you for making my journey pass quickly, if not poor keiths

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

If I was his wife I would of told him to shut the fuck up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its no one from here - he didn't start off with a rant about 'W.H-Fucking-Smiths'...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Did he have his cock out though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the 'cock' was highly visible...and audible as well from the sounds of things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like guy we had on here who liked to dress up as a wally in a red and white stripy jumper.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like guy we had on here who liked to dress up as a wally in a red and white stripy jumper."

trouble is, you can never find him ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

he even slipped a bit of cheeky humour in with air hostess when he tried paying for his drink with a £20 note

her : have you got anything smaller ?

Him :i have but it's in my pants

"

^ lol!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


" ... on the plane back today

all the tell tale signs were there

- he'd had a drink - i suspect several

- he was very social

- b4 we'd taxied out he knew the name of the guy sitting next to him (keith) and used it in every sentence afterwards

- he was offering his crisps to other passengers

- over the 2 hour flight, he never once shut up

- subjects included :

Justice for the 96, muslims, nigerians, coppers being liars, politicians being liars (and in it for themselves), nazis, local accents, scousers, scottish people, cockneys (all with mimics of relevant accents), the state of the railways, the cost of regional air travel, lee rigby, the price of cigarettes in the UK and getting pissed.

he even slipped a bit of cheeky humour in with air hostess when he tried paying for his drink with a £20 note

her : have you got anything smaller ?

Him :i have but it's in my pants

his poor wife never spoke 2 words, just stared out the window the whole way

and what about poor keith ? I bet his fkin ears were ringin when he got off that plane

so, if you are here or you know of any middle aged geordies that have returned from prague via manchester today, please say thank you for making my journey pass quickly, if not poor keiths "

i was just about to apologise but you mentioned a mrs.... so i am in the clear!!!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Sounds like guy we had on here who liked to dress up as a wally in a red and white stripy jumper.

trouble is, you can never find him ...."

Ah that man had a great avatar pic in his wally outfit....I wonder where he went

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area


"Sounds like guy we had on here who liked to dress up as a wally in a red and white stripy jumper.

trouble is, you can never find him ....

Ah that man had a great avatar pic in his wally outfit....I wonder where he went "

Dunno but I still have the pic on the side of my bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like guy we had on here who liked to dress up as a wally in a red and white stripy jumper.

trouble is, you can never find him ....

Ah that man had a great avatar pic in his wally outfit....I wonder where he went

Dunno but I still have the pic on the side of my bed "

haha if you do actually still have it, mail it to me please

jn wants to see me in it but alas only half the get up is in one piece now

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Sounds like guy we had on here who liked to dress up as a wally in a red and white stripy jumper.

trouble is, you can never find him ....

Ah that man had a great avatar pic in his wally outfit....I wonder where he went "

I'm sure he is still keeping a watchful eye on us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like guy we had on here who liked to dress up as a wally in a red and white stripy jumper.

trouble is, you can never find him ....

Ah that man had a great avatar pic in his wally outfit....I wonder where he went

I'm sure he is still keeping a watchful eye on us "

doubt it : could see fk all thru them specs

and some cheeky git asked if they were my normal prescription

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I still have something that the "bussy" described me as a drink on my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should've asked if he reads The Sun or The Daily Mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like guy we had on here who liked to dress up as a wally in a red and white stripy jumper.

trouble is, you can never find him ....

Ah that man had a great avatar pic in his wally outfit....I wonder where he went

I'm sure he is still keeping a watchful eye on us

doubt it : could see fk all thru them specs

and some cheeky git asked if they were my normal prescription "

I loved that pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short of a terrorist, he sounds like the passenger from hell.I think I would have preferred to sit on the wing

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By *unguy2757Man
over a year ago

newcastle


"Sounds like guy we had on here who liked to dress up as a wally in a red and white stripy jumper.

trouble is, you can never find him ....

Ah that man had a great avatar pic in his wally outfit....I just wonder where he went "
.. just like the mackems... disappeared from view ...... S M B ..

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Sounds like guy we had on here who liked to dress up as a wally in a red and white stripy jumper.

trouble is, you can never find him ....

Ah that man had a great avatar pic in his wally outfit....I wonder where he went

Dunno but I still have the pic on the side of my bed "

Whatever floats your boat

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area


" ... on the plane back today

all the tell tale signs were there

- he'd had a drink - i suspect several

- he was very social

- b4 we'd taxied out he knew the name of the guy sitting next to him (keith) and used it in every sentence afterwards

- he was offering his crisps to other passengers

- over the 2 hour flight, he never once shut up

- subjects included :

Justice for the 96, muslims, nigerians, coppers being liars, politicians being liars (and in it for themselves), nazis, local accents, scousers, scottish people, cockneys (all with mimics of relevant accents), the state of the railways, the cost of regional air travel, lee rigby, the price of cigarettes in the UK and getting pissed.

he even slipped a bit of cheeky humour in with air hostess when he tried paying for his drink with a £20 note

her : have you got anything smaller ?

Him :i have but it's in my pants

his poor wife never spoke 2 words, just stared out the window the whole way

and what about poor keith ? I bet his fkin ears were ringin when he got off that plane

so, if you are here or you know of any middle aged geordies that have returned from prague via manchester today, please say thank you for making my journey pass quickly, if not poor keiths "

Sounds like a randomer that tried to attach himself to us in a club recently.... good job everyone had been briefed to "repel boarders"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like guy we had on here who liked to dress up as a wally in a red and white stripy jumper.

trouble is, you can never find him ....

Ah that man had a great avatar pic in his wally outfit....I wonder where he went

I'm sure he is still keeping a watchful eye on us

doubt it : could see fk all thru them specs

and some cheeky git asked if they were my normal prescription "

Ahhh you still wear the glasses.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Whats wrong with some people now, he sounds a self absorbed bore, with next to no social awareness. In the forums we can choose to read or not. Some windbag that loves their own voice, dominating all, sounds like someone to have had in the cockpit instead - no offence pilots.

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