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By *ong-legged-diva OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood

People who refund to use "pay at the pump" only to queue in the shop and pay by card anyway.

People who cross the road within ten feet of a pedestrian crossing and don't use it

People who queue for fifteen minutes in a coffee shop and haven't decided what they want when they get to the till.

And finally, as a bar tender, people that order a large round and as you finish pouring add "and a pint of guiness please"

So, who are you adding to the list?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"So, who are you adding to the list?"

You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll lend you my wet kipper to slap them with

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By *ong-legged-diva OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood

Not sure I'd let you do that, spank maybe

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

people who, after waiting to be served in their bar/shop even office, you get to your turn and the phone rings, they say excuse me and answer the phone,

NO, i was feckin here first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man who owns the local shop near me. whenever you go in there he is always talking on his mobile and carries on talking while serving you

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Nissan micra drivers. They're always soooo slow!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who refund to use "pay at the pump" only to queue in the shop and pay by card anyway.

People who cross the road within ten feet of a pedestrian crossing and don't use it

People who queue for fifteen minutes in a coffee shop and haven't decided what they want when they get to the till.

And finally, as a bar tender, people that order a large round and as you finish pouring add "and a pint of guiness please"

So, who are you adding to the list?"

for some reason my bank card won't work in a pay at the pump scenario. perhaps that's why people party by card at the till.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

People who ask stupid questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who queue then when it comes to pay fanny around for the correct change!!!!

Fiscal tossers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Street Parking Bay attendants that say if you don't move it right now I will give you a ticket ! When you have a trolley! And the trolley bay is 500 yards away !!!! And when you say "But I can't leave my trolley here on the pavement" they say "I can't comment on that" So you have to ask a complete stranger to put it back for you!! I did Say he could keep the pound though!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Estate Agents and people that book a viewing and don't turn up and can't be arsed to phone and cancel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who gawp at accidents. Or men working on the side of the road. Or anything that is outside of the norm.

Wake up you gormless twats, there's no need to grind to a halt unless you can help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Estate Agents and people that book a viewing and don't turn up and can't be arsed to phone and cancel. "

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

theres only a few of us with the skill but i like to give a pre-emtive slap to anyone in the vicinity i suspect is just about to get a bit hysterical... and they thank me for it. . . .usually x X X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who ask stupid questions "

Yeah Hi!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"People who queue then when it comes to pay fanny around for the correct change!!!!

Fiscal tossers!! "

Add to that, those people who queue up to the till, only to seem to be surprised that they actually have to pay???

Then they dither working out if they will pay in cash or on a card

Go back to the Old Folks Home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who refund to use "pay at the pump" only to queue in the shop and pay by card anyway.

People who cross the road within ten feet of a pedestrian crossing and don't use it

People who queue for fifteen minutes in a coffee shop and haven't decided what they want when they get to the till.

And finally, as a bar tender, people that order a large round and as you finish pouring add "and a pint of guiness please"

So, who are you adding to the list?"

I enjoy doing all of those. And I pack my bags really slowly if the checkout person throws all the stuff through the till. And I slow down for people that drive up my bum, and also for anyone in a BMW or Audi. All little moments of joy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would slap people who ain't bothered to get a job (of course who are with reasonable excuses excepted) and spend all their time on here and cam and complaining government/ society is not helping them! Disgrace!

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