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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've hired a minibus so get yr trunks, speedo's, tankinis, bikinis or yr string vest ! Or just roll up your jeans to paddle! The sun is out & I fancy going to the beach.

I've got my deck chair & bucket & spade! Anyone else fancy coming ? Bring your own lotion though!

We might only get as far as Weston Super Mud but there's a pier, donkey rides & you can wade in mud if you so wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's head to Studland then I don't need my trunks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you be topless on the donkey? If so I will be standing there watching!!!

Bouncy bouncy bouncy hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bring my inflatable whale?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I bring my inflatable whale? "

You won't need an inflatable when I lie down I look like a beached whale

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I bring my inflatable whale? "

Of course . I'll tie it to the roof rack.

It can join my inflatable crocodile......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can so my elephant impression

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'll bring my bucket and spade lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive got some buoyancy aids should anyone require them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cute can be my floating cushion when I'm floating on my back

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

yay .. a trip to the seaside .. i ll buy you an ice cream aeowyn x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cute can be my floating cushion when I'm floating on my back"

Anything to help..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yay .. a trip to the seaside .. i ll buy you an ice cream aeowyn x"

I'd like a 99 & a stick of rock please !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've hired a minibus so get yr trunks, speedo's, tankinis, bikinis or yr string vest ! Or just roll up your jeans to paddle! The sun is out & I fancy going to the beach.

I've got my deck chair & bucket & spade! Anyone else fancy coming ? Bring your own lotion though!

We might only get as far as Weston Super Mud but there's a pier, donkey rides & you can wade in mud if you so wish "

Are mankinis allowed ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll bring my bucket and spade lol"

I'll buy some flags to go on top of our sandcastles Cheeky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've hired a minibus so get yr trunks, speedo's, tankinis, bikinis or yr string vest ! Or just roll up your jeans to paddle! The sun is out & I fancy going to the beach.

I've got my deck chair & bucket & spade! Anyone else fancy coming ? Bring your own lotion though!

We might only get as far as Weston Super Mud but there's a pier, donkey rides & you can wade in mud if you so wish

Are mankinis allowed ? "

Wont they create some awful tan lines?? Lol

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By *inky booCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

As long as nobody brings crabs! should be a good day

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Come to Brighton! I have found a good use for the giant sugar dummies they sell on the pier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come to Brighton! I have found a good use for the giant sugar dummies they sell on the pier "

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone for a sand sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've hired a minibus so get yr trunks, speedo's, tankinis, bikinis or yr string vest ! Or just roll up your jeans to paddle! The sun is out & I fancy going to the beach.

I've got my deck chair & bucket & spade! Anyone else fancy coming ? Bring your own lotion though!

We might only get as far as Weston Super Mud but there's a pier, donkey rides & you can wade in mud if you so wish

Are mankinis allowed ? "

They're allowed. Primark had them reduced to 50p a while back if you want to grab a bargain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come? I'll help the ladies wipe away the sand from those hard to reach places when we leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come to Brighton! I have found a good use for the giant sugar dummies they sell on the pier "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooo are u all coming here ..... Whey hey - frantically rushes off to find her rubber ring and bucket n spade - bending over the toy box chucking things madly over her shoulder - got it - anyone got a lot of puff to blow my ring ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i come please i will bring jam butties to distract the wasps and lashings and lashings of lemonade x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've hired a minibus so get yr trunks, speedo's, tankinis, bikinis or yr string vest ! Or just roll up your jeans to paddle! The sun is out & I fancy going to the beach.

I've got my deck chair & bucket & spade! Anyone else fancy coming ? Bring your own lotion though!

We might only get as far as Weston Super Mud but there's a pier, donkey rides & you can wade in mud if you so wish

Are mankinis allowed ?

Wont they create some awful tan lines?? Lol"

I can pull the straps down or criss cross them if needs be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooo are u all coming here ..... Whey hey - frantically rushes off to find her rubber ring and bucket n spade - bending over the toy box chucking things madly over her shoulder - got it - anyone got a lot of puff to blow my ring ?? "

Ooerr missus I don't know if blowing it is what I have in mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooo are u all coming here ..... Whey hey - frantically rushes off to find her rubber ring and bucket n spade - bending over the toy box chucking things madly over her shoulder - got it - anyone got a lot of puff to blow my ring ??

Ooerr missus I don't know if blowing it is what I have in mind "

Oooooo what did you have in mind??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooo are u all coming here ..... Whey hey - frantically rushes off to find her rubber ring and bucket n spade - bending over the toy box chucking things madly over her shoulder - got it - anyone got a lot of puff to blow my ring ??

Ooerr missus I don't know if blowing it is what I have in mind

Oooooo what did you have in mind?? "

Shhhh. Not sure we'll be allowed to do it on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooo are u all coming here ..... Whey hey - frantically rushes off to find her rubber ring and bucket n spade - bending over the toy box chucking things madly over her shoulder - got it - anyone got a lot of puff to blow my ring ??

Ooerr missus I don't know if blowing it is what I have in mind

Oooooo what did you have in mind??

Shhhh. Not sure we'll be allowed to do it on the beach"

Oooo look over there they have beach huts - skips up beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooo are u all coming here ..... Whey hey - frantically rushes off to find her rubber ring and bucket n spade - bending over the toy box chucking things madly over her shoulder - got it - anyone got a lot of puff to blow my ring ??

Ooerr missus I don't know if blowing it is what I have in mind

Oooooo what did you have in mind??

Shhhh. Not sure we'll be allowed to do it on the beach

Oooo look over there they have beach huts - skips up beach "

Whayyhay see you all later

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Ooo room for a little one? I deserve a great day out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the beach - bloody sand getting in to everything....

I hope you all have a miserable time :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was waiting around all day yesterday for the Fab bus to arrive and pick me up and it never bloody did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was waiting around all day yesterday for the Fab bus to arrive and pick me up and it never bloody did. "

I was driving and after ice cream gate I decided to bypass your stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there room for one more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there room for one more "

Hop on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i come please i will bring jam butties to distract the wasps and lashings and lashings of lemonade x "

Can we have marmalade instead ? And can you make about 10 flasks of tea please & don't forget sugar cubes & coffee mate !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was waiting around all day yesterday for the Fab bus to arrive and pick me up and it never bloody did. "

The timetable is on British Summer Time now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there room for one more

Hop on "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was waiting around all day yesterday for the Fab bus to arrive and pick me up and it never bloody did.

The timetable is on British Summer Time now. "

I wouldn't have picked him up anyway...Even if he was on time, after Ice-Cream gate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there room for one more

Hop on

Thank you "

I meant the bus..but now you're sat comfortably you can stay there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't have picked him up anyway...Even if he was on time, after Ice-Cream gate "

Awww dude! It was indiscriminate, the comment was going there not matter who had primed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there room for one more

Hop on

Thank you

I meant the bus..but now you're sat comfortably you can stay there "

I have something sticking in me let me shuffle a bit let me get comfortable oh yes am comfy now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there room for one more

Hop on

Thank you

I meant the bus..but now you're sat comfortably you can stay there

I have something sticking in me let me shuffle a bit let me get comfortable oh yes am comfy now "

Aaaah so am I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there room for one more

Hop on

Thank you

I meant the bus..but now you're sat comfortably you can stay there

I have something sticking in me let me shuffle a bit let me get comfortable oh yes am comfy now

Aaaah so am I "

Not hurting you am I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there room for one more

Hop on

Thank you

I meant the bus..but now you're sat comfortably you can stay there

I have something sticking in me let me shuffle a bit let me get comfortable oh yes am comfy now

Aaaah so am I

Not hurting you am I "

Not at all. Watchout sleeping policmen coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there room for one more

Hop on

Thank you

I meant the bus..but now you're sat comfortably you can stay there

I have something sticking in me let me shuffle a bit let me get comfortable oh yes am comfy now

Aaaah so am I

Not hurting you am I

Not at all. Watchout sleeping policmen coming up "

Mmmm anymore of them that was fun

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