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By *ickie dave 69 OP   Couple
over a year ago

leeds

On tv last year 24 hour in AE a young man was brought into hospital with a toilet brush stuck up his back side bristles first the young nurse on duty was her first night in AE thought it was a wind up but no to her surprise it was true he said he got up in the middle of the night it was dark the bulb had blown he slipped and fell on to the toilet brush yeh right we believe you ? Not it showed X-ray of the toilet brush as if not bad enough to go to hospital but for it to be on tv they did not show his face good job would of never lived it down !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That it just one of the many things that people stick up their arses and trundle up to A&E with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work with occupational health nurses who are all ex nhs. Some the stories they tell me make me cry with laughter.

Blokes strangely fall onto all sorts of things. Bottles, vacuum cleaner attachments, bed knobs, tools, light bulbs.

Its amazing what you can accidentally fall onto

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Cybersex gone bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They also tell me that is these "unfortunates" are to be believed its also technically possible to fall over and accidentally stick your dick into things.

Curtain rings, vacuum attachments etc

How unlucky can a guy be?

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By *hris n AnnaCouple
over a year ago

edinburghish

Its all true worst bit is washing said items and giving them back ....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

20 years or so FHM had a article on this, along with their excuses. The excuses all seemed to run thus: 'I'd just got out of the bath so I was naked, obviously and the floor was wet...'

Apart from one guy with a chair leg stuck. His excuse was that he hadn't got one, instead he'd ridden 20 miles on his motorbike to go to an A & E where no one would no him....

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By *rumCoupleCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

I once knew a hospital porter who used to tell a story of a guy who went into A&E with a long mac on. As he was giving his details, there was a muffled yapping coming from under his mac ....

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