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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not necessarily the views of the poster before I get seriously assaulted...lol

40-ish - 49

Adventurous - Slept with everyone

Athletic - No tits

Average looking - Ugly

Beautiful - Pathological liar

Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills

Emotionally secure - On medication

Feminist - Fat

Free spirit - Junkie

Fun - Annoying

New Age - Body hair in the wrong places

Open-minded - Desperate

Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate - Sloppy d*unk

Professional - Bitch

Wants Soul mate - Stalker

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not necessarily the views of the poster before I get seriously assaulted...lol

40-ish - 49

Adventurous - Slept with everyone

Athletic - No tits

Average looking - Ugly

Beautiful - Pathological liar

Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills

Emotionally secure - On medication

Feminist - Fat

Free spirit - Junkie

Fun - Annoying

New Age - Body hair in the wrong places

Open-minded - Desperate

Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate - Sloppy d*unk

Professional - Bitch

Wants Soul mate - Stalker

and one for the men....

40ish knockin 60

adventerous walks to pub

athletic when breathing in and turnin purple

contagious smile has coldsores

average looking 2 bin bags and duct tape

handsome after ten vodkas

emotionally secure womens aid hit list

in touch with feminine side... wears your knickers when you not in

free spirit couldnt commit to the asylum

fun if gropin the bar maid counts as fun

new age aversion to soap and water

open minded every wed 10pm lights out missionary position

outgoing wears comedy ties

passionate durin commercials

professional had same job since leaving school no promotion

wants soulmate wife left him cant cook or clean or do laundry! xx