FabSwingers.com forum: The great forum love-in :-)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here's your chance to snuggle up and get personal with all the other forumites, if you so choose

It's open to one and all, non-exclusive, though high standards of course

There are plenty of facilities to indulge your every whim and fantasy, hot tubs, steam rooms and waterfall cascades. A car in the garden, with generous bench seats, and a folly tower with a studded door to enter if you dare

Breakfast and beverages are served elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im coming in to stand under the waterfall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blydi autocorrect

Great idea, book me in pleases. Happy to provide cwtches to all those who fancies one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im coming in to stand under the waterfall

The water's lovely

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've got me cozzie at the ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got me cozzie at the ready

Cozzies are so last year daaahhling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got me cozzie at the ready

cozzies? Where we're going we don't need cozzies!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Does it have a beauty parlour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does it have a beauty parlour?

It has whatever you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it have a beauty parlour?

It has whatever you want

Even discreet nooks and crannies that us shy ones can hide in??

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By *he Naked HandymanMan
over a year ago

Holcombe

Standing innocently by the studded Folly door, wondering what is inside......

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Does it have a beauty parlour?

It has whatever you want

Ok whips it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Standing innocently by the studded Folly door, wondering what is inside......"

have u tried knocking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock knock....please may I come in? Xx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Does it have a beauty parlour?

It has whatever you want

Even discreet nooks and crannies that us shy ones can hide in?? "

It's even got fucks and trannies that the shy ones can hide in

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By *he Naked HandymanMan
over a year ago

Holcombe

lets Welsh knock.

Its very echoie

Im sure I heard the sound of chains clanking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about kooks and grannies?

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Did someone call for a shy one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I enter the folly ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock....please may I come in? Xx

can i follow?

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By *he Naked HandymanMan
over a year ago

Holcombe

"Can I enter the folly ? "

Shall we go in together? Its a bit scarry, hold my hand!

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

The woods look tempting. Ooooo are they tether points i see on some of the trees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come in??

My shoulders are aching after the gym yesterday and could really make use of a massage and a jacuzzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I enter the folly ?

Shall we go in together? Its a bit scarry, hold my hand!"

I though you said your hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhh any room for a little un?? Waterfall sounds lovely??

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By *he Naked HandymanMan
over a year ago

Holcombe

"Can I enter the folly ?

Shall we go in together? Its a bit scarry, hold my hand!

I though you said your hand

O gosh, Im SO sorry! now you have a grip though, please dont let go....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd like to join in. A steam room smelling of mint and limes, cocktails on ice and soft cushions to lie on. Hopefully a couple will join me....

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Is there cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot tub and steam sounds good

Am going for one tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stands naked under watrrfall cascade.

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By *he Naked HandymanMan
over a year ago

Holcombe

"Is there cake?

There may be apple pie, with cream....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm plonking my ass in the hot tub and refusing to get out

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I'm plonking my ass in the hot tub and refusing to get out

Sounds familiar!

* Cough 'cupids' cough !

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By *rymeplsMan
over a year ago

manchester

Does it have a kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna go lay on the beach i think i need to get some tan lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's an old piano and it's playing hot behind the green door

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Help ive got my foot trapped in something and cant move.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about kooks and grannies?"

I'm a grannie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm plonking my ass in the hot tub and refusing to get out

Sounds familiar!

* Cough 'cupids' cough !

Haha, dunno what your talking about!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about kooks and grannies?

I'm a grannie

does that mean ur offering? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The champagne is flowing and the company exquisite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The champagne is flowing and the company exquisite. "

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any room in the hot tub for me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about kooks and grannies?

I'm a grannie

does that mean ur offering? X"

To be your grannie? I'm not that old yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any room in the hot tub for me ?

for you I would build a hot tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about kooks and grannies?

I'm a grannie

does that mean ur offering? X

To be your grannie? I'm not that old yet

no i mean for me to get cosy with xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join in please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join in please

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the hot tub is built and there is lots of room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for a little one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sit on your lap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join in please

the hot tub is built and there is lots of room"

Great budge up then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for a big un and a little un?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Does it have a beauty parlour?

I'll happily wield the waxing strips Tina

And I'm a dab hand with the make up brushes

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Does it have a beauty parlour?

I'll happily wield the waxing strips Tina

And I'm a dab hand with the make up brushes

Yikes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about kooks and grannies?"

I'm a kookie granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

o0o0 look a dark room... wonder who i'll find in here

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Can I just bend someone over the picnic table?

Preferably a non hairy arsed person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having a difficult time deciding where to go first.

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

Jacuzzi please with cocktails and naked butlers will do me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna join cute in the dark room, sounds like a fun place to be

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By *he Naked HandymanMan
over a year ago

Holcombe

I was lead by the genitals into the folly, and left there, naked, in the dark. When does it start being fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was lead by the genitals into the folly, and left there, naked, in the dark. When does it start being fun?"
when someone grabs a hold of ya bobby dazzler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gonna join cute in the dark room, sounds like a fun place to be

it sure could be.. have a good feel around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can find me in the gym trying to get rid of these love handles!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Waterfall cascade for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can find me in the gym trying to get rid of these love handles!!

yeah i best join you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waterfall cascade for me

It's lovely. I've been under it for hours though and look like a prune

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By *he Naked HandymanMan
over a year ago

Holcombe

"I was lead by the genitals into the folly, and left there, naked, in the dark. When does it start being fun?when someone grabs a hold of ya bobby dazzler

I've been here alone for hours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooh a chance to get my leopard skin mankini out

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Can I have a cocktail round the pool

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Can I just bend someone over the picnic table?

Preferably a non hairy arsed person

When I've finished with Tina and my girls first waxing kit (it's a hello kitty one) I can guarantee she'll have a hair free arse.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Does it have a beauty parlour?

I'll happily wield the waxing strips Tina

And I'm a dab hand with the make up brushes

Yikes!

It'll be mah-vellos dahling, you'll love it.

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