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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why does my personal trainer make me do things that

A make me feel a little ill

B make me feel f**cked!!

Burpies or whatever they might be called are the works of the devil!! And should be banned as a form of physical excersize!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like burpies otherwise I get a sore belly. Farties are better mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does my personal trainer make me do things that

A make me feel a little ill

B make me feel f**cked!!

Burpies or whatever they might be called are the works of the devil!! And should be banned as a form of physical excersize!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burpees also known as bastardos for a good reason

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Great way to tone and build muscle without using any weights. You'll thank him soon enough x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a powerplate class last week. Could barely walk home after and nearly threw up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea what burpies are?

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

I opened this thread expecting somthing to do with game of thrones ha ha

seeing as that word is said hundreds of times Per episode :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea what burpies are?"

Had to google it , go on YouTube they show you how to do them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A trainer was putting my OH through his paces today.....he said he was scared of farting while doing some of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To whom it may concern,

Can we see a glimpse at the social please?

Thanking you,

Dearest Pops x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

indeed they are the devil!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To whom it may concern,

Can we see a glimpse at the social please?

Thanking you,

Dearest Pops x"

On ya bike pops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great way to tone and build muscle without using any weights. You'll thank him soon enough x"

We use 4 kilo dumb bells when doing these dreadfall things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea what burpies are?

Had to google it , go on YouTube they show you how to do them. "

Omg I'll need some tena before trying those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea what burpies are?

Had to google it , go on YouTube they show you how to do them.

Omg I'll need some tena before trying those "

me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To whom it may concern,

Can we see a glimpse at the social please?

Thanking you,

Dearest Pops x

On ya bike pops "

Is the destination Kent by the seaside?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea what burpies are?

Had to google it , go on YouTube they show you how to do them.

Omg I'll need some tena before trying those

me too "

Talk about watersports gone kinky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea what burpies are?

Had to google it , go on YouTube they show you how to do them.

Omg I'll need some tena before trying those

me too

Talk about watersports gone kinky.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to love doing them when I was younger, maybe not now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea what burpies are?

Had to google it , go on YouTube they show you how to do them.

Omg I'll need some tena before trying those

me too

Talk about watersports gone kinky.

"

Good for first timers at least.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Why does my personal trainer make me do things that

A make me feel a little ill

B make me feel f**cked!!

Burpies or whatever they might be called are the works of the devil!! And should be banned as a form of physical excersize!

"

Can I ask a couple of questions i) what you re wearing to the gym,? If its tight lycra leggings with a figure hugging top little or nothing underneath,,,, ii) is your trainer male,?

If the answer to ii) is male and the answer to i) is yes

No I can t figure out why he has you prostrate on the floor thrusting your legs then jumping up no can t for the minute guess why ,,

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Why does my personal trainer make me do things that

A make me feel a little ill

B make me feel f**cked!!

Burpies or whatever they might be called are the works of the devil!! And should be banned as a form of physical excersize!

"

no... anyone who has had to go thru physio will tell you that physiotherapists are in fact the devils best friends....

physical trainers are merely apprentices...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why does my personal trainer make me do things that

A make me feel a little ill

B make me feel f**cked!!

Burpies or whatever they might be called are the works of the devil!! And should be banned as a form of physical excersize!

Can I ask a couple of questions i) what you re wearing to the gym,? If its tight lycra leggings with a figure hugging top little or nothing underneath,,,, ii) is your trainer male,?

If the answer to ii) is male and the answer to i) is yes

No I can t figure out why he has you prostrate on the floor thrusting your legs then jumping up no can t for the minute guess why ,, "

Now why didn't I think of this

Yes I wear lyrca gym leggings and matching top... And yes he is male! A young fit one at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...It's not supposed to be easy.

you're at the gym...shut up and lift!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't need a trainer - what I do on my own makes me broken enough!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Why does my personal trainer make me do things that

A make me feel a little ill

B make me feel f**cked!!

Burpies or whatever they might be called are the works of the devil!! And should be banned as a form of physical excersize!

Can I ask a couple of questions i) what you re wearing to the gym,? If its tight lycra leggings with a figure hugging top little or nothing underneath,,,, ii) is your trainer male,?

If the answer to ii) is male and the answer to i) is yes

No I can t figure out why he has you prostrate on the floor thrusting your legs then jumping up no can t for the minute guess why ,,

Now why didn't I think of this

Yes I wear lyrca gym leggings and matching top... And yes he is male! A young fit one at that "

Well I think I ve solved the case then,,

What was it Sherlock Holmes said to Dr Watson, ?.

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.

.

Ahhh my dear Watson,,,,, " phwoar,,,, cop a load of that," ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why does my personal trainer make me do things that

A make me feel a little ill

B make me feel f**cked!!

Burpies or whatever they might be called are the works of the devil!! And should be banned as a form of physical excersize!

Can I ask a couple of questions i) what you re wearing to the gym,? If its tight lycra leggings with a figure hugging top little or nothing underneath,,,, ii) is your trainer male,?

If the answer to ii) is male and the answer to i) is yes

No I can t figure out why he has you prostrate on the floor thrusting your legs then jumping up no can t for the minute guess why ,,

Now why didn't I think of this

Yes I wear lyrca gym leggings and matching top... And yes he is male! A young fit one at that

Well I think I ve solved the case then,,

What was it Sherlock Holmes said to Dr Watson, ?.

.

.

.

Ahhh my dear Watson,,,,, " phwoar,,,, cop a load of that," , "

Nah I'm still going with the idea that he is the devils offspring! I look far from phwoar when working out..... Trust me

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Why does my personal trainer make me do things that

A make me feel a little ill

B make me feel f**cked!!

Burpies or whatever they might be called are the works of the devil!! And should be banned as a form of physical excersize!

"

I think they take lessons in being Sadistic Bastards... Mine def does lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why does my personal trainer make me do things that

A make me feel a little ill

B make me feel f**cked!!

Burpies or whatever they might be called are the works of the devil!! And should be banned as a form of physical excersize!

I think they take lessons in being Sadistic Bastards... Mine def does lol"

I totally agree with you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you pay him to be.

There was a coach with wigan wheelers cycling club, if you didn't throw up you were not trying hard enough.

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