FabSwingers.com forum: What would you like, right now?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm sat at my computer, experiencing paperwork-associated mental numbness...

The warmth of the sun and the blueness of the sky is doing a fab job of distracting me...and causing me to consider what I'd prefer to be doing right now..

I've thought about ice creams of various flavours, beaches in different countries...but ultimately, what I'd absolutely love right now is.....

A hot, oily, sensual full body massage...a happy ended would be a bonus!!

Ah, one can dream!

What would you like, right now?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Pear Sorbet or Ice Cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Craving one of the easter eggs for my nephews which is ontop of my wardrobe ready for easter but cant do that its mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuddle failing that a big tub of Ben and jerrys caramel chew chew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cuddle failing that a big tub of Ben and jerrys caramel chew chew "
defo cant beat a cutch/cuddle never had ben n Jerry's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cuddle failing that a big tub of Ben and jerrys caramel chew chew defo cant beat a cutch/cuddle never had ben n Jerry's"
it taste yummy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cuddle failing that a big tub of Ben and jerrys caramel chew chew defo cant beat a cutch/cuddle never had ben n Jerry's"

you never? Me, ben and jerry is my favourite 3some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head buried between subs legs

***^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cuddle failing that a big tub of Ben and jerrys caramel chew chew defo cant beat a cutch/cuddle never had ben n Jerry's

you never? Me, ben and jerry is my favourite 3some

Nope everyones told me to taste it just keep forgetting to buy it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

To go swimming but I've got to wait until tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would like the gym sessions to be easier but with the same results as they would be when they hurt

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By *aisy2012Couple
over a year ago

everywhere

Sexy to be here. Sitting on my desk. Leaning back with her legs over my shoulders offering her pussy to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice cold pint of guinness

simple pleasures for a simple man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a craving to eat a juicy pussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cheesecake cornetto. Gonna swing by Tesco and see of I can procure some of these delicious sounding diminutive iced beauties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

McDonald's and some time off work!

I genuinely want a Big Mac!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had an ice cream and sat on the prom in the sun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cheesecake cornetto. Gonna swing by Tesco and see of I can procure some of these delicious sounding diminutive iced beauties."

Having just gazed upon your new avatar--I've discovered another delicious beauty i'd like to swing by and sample...just for a few moments. I'm not a greedy man - just one that hopes to experience some of the finer things this fleeting life offers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cheesecake cornetto. Gonna swing by Tesco and see of I can procure some of these delicious sounding diminutive iced beauties.

Aww shucks

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A koperberg with ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my p45

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"A cuddle failing that a big tub of Ben and jerrys caramel chew chew "

With me. You'd have both

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Pear Sorbet or Ice Cream"

Where on earth can you get pear sorbet?

Sounds lush!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

A picnic blanket, a secluded spot, a cold beer and a hot man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massage my necks killing me (goodgirl) and mr doing tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sitting on the river bank, warm sun on my skin watching the boats go by, whilst I intwine my fingers around the hair of the incredibly hot guy whose head is resting on my lap.....

well I can dream can't I!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. a classy ladee x X X

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. . .y

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A foot massage......Been on them all day.....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

A slow lingering kiss on a certain sofa as I know what it leads up to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My family to stop falling out and leaving me stuck in the middle! None of the fall outs are anything to do with me and I refuse to pick sides in somebody else's row.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Pear Sorbet or Ice Cream

Where on earth can you get pear sorbet?

Sounds lush!

my sister makes it... think from a Jamie Oliver recipe

and a lot of Ice cream parlours abroad

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

lemon posset and a cuddle....just bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pudding.

And some really naughty group sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A damn good fuck be nice. Or get a bit naughty up in Hyde Park again.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

A decent motorbike and be at the macclesfield end of the Cat n Fiddle road.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pudding.

And some really naughty group sex"

May I be a part of this group pweeeeeaaaassseeee...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold beer in the sun and some outdoor sex would go down a treat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some money. Not thousands or 100,000s. Just enough to get me by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pudding.

And some really naughty group sex

May I be a part of this group pweeeeeaaaassseeee...? "

Bring a freind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pear Sorbet or Ice Cream"

where do you get pear sorbet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pear Sorbet or Ice Cream

where do you get pear sorbet?"

From pears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pear Sorbet or Ice Cream

Where on earth can you get pear sorbet?

Sounds lush!

my sister makes it... think from a Jamie Oliver recipe

and a lot of Ice cream parlours abroad"

should have read the whole thread before asking my question

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Cold beer in the sun and some outdoor sex would go down a treat."

Waves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cold beer in the sun and some outdoor sex would go down a treat.

Waves

Do you have cold beer?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Cold beer in the sun and some outdoor sex would go down a treat.

Waves

Do you have cold beer?"

Not only do I have cold beer but I also have a cool box and some of those blue efforts in the freezer to keep said beer at optimal drinking temperature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cold beer in the sun and some outdoor sex would go down a treat.

Waves

Do you have cold beer?

Not only do I have cold beer but I also have a cool box and some of those blue efforts in the freezer to keep said beer at optimal drinking temperature."

You're hired!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pudding.

And some really naughty group sex

May I be a part of this group pweeeeeaaaassseeee...?

Bring a freind

Any lads or ladies want to join me in pleasure the lovely bexxxx?

There may be cakes during the mid orgy intervals!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get rid of this horrible cold

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Cold beer in the sun and some outdoor sex would go down a treat.

Waves

Do you have cold beer?

Not only do I have cold beer but I also have a cool box and some of those blue efforts in the freezer to keep said beer at optimal drinking temperature.

You're hired!"

Well, since your chest hair appears to have grown back...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a pole fitted into my bedroom

an owl

and my master to be here so he can watch me do some pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A damn good fuck be nice. Or get a bit naughty up in Hyde Park again.

wear the shirt like you have in your avatar pic & I'll ditch the riverbank in favor of Hyde Park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A damn good fuck be nice. Or get a bit naughty up in Hyde Park again.

wear the shirt like you have in your avatar pic & I'll ditch the riverbank in favor of Hyde Park

Consider it done.

...shall i wait for you to inbox me?

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A nice busty size 12 with natural boobs sweet pussy good looks and a big booty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caramel cream frappacino with whipped cream on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A damn good fuck be nice. Or get a bit naughty up in Hyde Park again.

wear the shirt like you have in your avatar pic & I'll ditch the riverbank in favor of Hyde Park

Consider it done.

...shall i wait for you to inbox me?

Having a problem untwining my fingers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A damn good fuck be nice. Or get a bit naughty up in Hyde Park again.

wear the shirt like you have in your avatar pic & I'll ditch the riverbank in favor of Hyde Park

Consider it done.

...shall i wait for you to inbox me?

Having a problem untwining my fingers!"

Do you require some lubricant?

I also possess a throbbing cock in need of stimulation should there be any excess remaining on your fingers...

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Any bank to phone me and offer me a job with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A damn good fuck be nice. Or get a bit naughty up in Hyde Park again.

wear the shirt like you have in your avatar pic & I'll ditch the riverbank in favor of Hyde Park

Consider it done.

...shall i wait for you to inbox me?

Having a problem untwining my fingers!"

What's happened to your fingers? Are theu webbed?

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By *rymeplsMan
over a year ago

manchester

The kettle to boil takes too long

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

To be in two places at once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A picnic blanket, a secluded spot, a cold beer and a hot man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A picnic blanket, a secluded spot, a cold beer and a hot man.

on the cliffs overlooking petit port beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A damn good fuck be nice. Or get a bit naughty up in Hyde Park again.

wear the shirt like you have in your avatar pic & I'll ditch the riverbank in favor of Hyde Park

Consider it done.

...shall i wait for you to inbox me?

Having a problem untwining my fingers!

What's happened to your fingers? Are theu webbed?

Lol, they're in my imaginary hot man's hair!!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Someone to tease and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cheesecake cornetto. Gonna swing by Tesco and see of I can procure some of these delicious sounding diminutive iced beauties."

I got the Cornettos, now id like a teleportation machine.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"A cheesecake cornetto. Gonna swing by Tesco and see of I can procure some of these delicious sounding diminutive iced beauties.

I got the Cornettos, now id like a teleportation machine."

But what if it went wrong like in the fly and you transformed on a cornetto?

Saying that I'd still lick you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A local invite would be good about now

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By *an and wifeyCouple
over a year ago

n lincs

Bi fem walking in and seducing the misses right in front of me strap on at the ready then ordering me to help out with a bit of dvp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cheesecake cornetto. Gonna swing by Tesco and see of I can procure some of these delicious sounding diminutive iced beauties.

I got the Cornettos, now id like a teleportation machine.

But what if it went wrong like in the fly and you transformed on a cornetto?

Saying that I'd still lick you x"

Even if you we're risking me vomiting on you like in the fly.

Just bite the chocolately bit off the bottom. Safer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A damn good fuck be nice. Or get a bit naughty up in Hyde Park again.

wear the shirt like you have in your avatar pic & I'll ditch the riverbank in favor of Hyde Park

Consider it done.

...shall i wait for you to inbox me?

Having a problem untwining my fingers!

What's happened to your fingers? Are theu webbed?

Lol, they're in my imaginary hot man's hair!!"

Well, i'm growing my hair again. So, can make it reality...

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"A cheesecake cornetto. Gonna swing by Tesco and see of I can procure some of these delicious sounding diminutive iced beauties.

I got the Cornettos, now id like a teleportation machine.

But what if it went wrong like in the fly and you transformed on a cornetto?

Saying that I'd still lick you x

Even if you we're risking me vomiting on you like in the fly.

Just bite the chocolately bit off the bottom. Safer."

And how do you know that I'm not into the old Roman showering? (Don't answer that)

I do like to bite the bottom off and give the cornetto a good suck every now and again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cheesecake cornetto. Gonna swing by Tesco and see of I can procure some of these delicious sounding diminutive iced beauties.

I got the Cornettos, now id like a teleportation machine.

But what if it went wrong like in the fly and you transformed on a cornetto?

Saying that I'd still lick you x

Even if you we're risking me vomiting on you like in the fly.

Just bite the chocolately bit off the bottom. Safer.

And how do you know that I'm not into the old Roman showering? (Don't answer that)

I do like to bite the bottom off and give the cornetto a good suck every now and again

Every good home should have an ensuite, a conservatory and a vomitarium.

,;)

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"A cheesecake cornetto. Gonna swing by Tesco and see of I can procure some of these delicious sounding diminutive iced beauties.

I got the Cornettos, now id like a teleportation machine.

But what if it went wrong like in the fly and you transformed on a cornetto?

Saying that I'd still lick you x

Even if you we're risking me vomiting on you like in the fly.

Just bite the chocolately bit off the bottom. Safer.

And how do you know that I'm not into the old Roman showering? (Don't answer that)

I do like to bite the bottom off and give the cornetto a good suck every now and again

Every good home should have an ensuite, a conservatory and a vomitarium.

,;)"

my house only has one of those, I guess my conservatory could be used as all 3 though. I don't think I much fancy taking a dump in it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well the Cheesecake Cornetto was a crushing disappointment. Wasn't even close to being like ice cream, was some cheap whipped mousse and im not remotely exaggerating when I say it was the size of a thimble.

Next time is see Mr Walls I will shove one of the never to be eaten cornettos up his jacksie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well the Cheesecake Cornetto was a crushing disappointment. Wasn't even close to being like ice cream, was some cheap whipped mousse and im not remotely exaggerating when I say it was the size of a thimble.

Next time is see Mr Walls I will shove one of the never to be eaten cornettos up his jacksie.

If it's that small, you might wanna shove a few more up there if you want him to really feel your displeasure!

If I can accommodate a thimble, without having to squeal or even wince!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Even*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some good sex, followed by apple crumble and custard.

Nice crunchy crumble. More crumble than apple, with thick and creamy custard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice cwtch and to go back to sleeeeep

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

To sleep, perchance to dream.. Ok just to be able to sleep would be good..

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

I'm sat at my computer, experiencing paperwork-associated mental numbness...

The warmth of the sun and the blueness of the sky is doing a fab job of distracting me...and causing me to consider what I'd prefer to be doing right now..

I've thought about ice creams of various flavours, beaches in different countries...but ultimately, what I'd absolutely love right now is.....

A hot, oily, sensual full body massage...a happy ended would be a bonus!!

Ah, one can dream!

What would you like, right now?"

I always feel like I'm laying on the beach being kissed by the sun when I have a hot stone message.......best of both works

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm sat at my computer, experiencing paperwork-associated mental numbness...

The warmth of the sun and the blueness of the sky is doing a fab job of distracting me...and causing me to consider what I'd prefer to be doing right now..

I've thought about ice creams of various flavours, beaches in different countries...but ultimately, what I'd absolutely love right now is.....

A hot, oily, sensual full body massage...a happy ended would be a bonus!!

Ah, one can dream!

What would you like, right now?

I always feel like I'm laying on the beach being kissed by the sun when I have a hot stone message.......best of both works

Have never had a hot stone massage... I may have to modify my dream a little...sounds rather delightful...particularly the liberated feeling that comes from being completely naked under the sky...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice

red or brown sauce

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice

Oh I like the sound of that... A man that's a bit rough around the edges...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice

red or brown sauce

I don't mind..I'm easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunnilingus, climaxing on my tongue would be superb right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice

red or brown sauce

I don't mind..I'm easy

no comment

im a hp sauce man myself care to join me

just need to bang some weights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice

Oh I like the sound of that... A man that's a bit rough around the edges...

bugger im as smooth as silk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice

red or brown sauce

I don't mind..I'm easy

no comment

im a hp sauce man myself care to join me

just need to bang some weights

Better hurry up then I'm starving

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By *ombshellWoman
over a year ago

islington

right now!id like my back pain to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paper work associated mental numbness

I have this

Is there a cure ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like twins to serve me every need

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice

red or brown sauce

I don't mind..I'm easy

no comment

im a hp sauce man myself care to join me

just need to bang some weights

Better hurry up then I'm starving

Completely unrelated to your breakfast needs, Dark edges but you have very beautiful hands.

Alas I'm not stocky, tattooed nor do I have HP sauce stockpiled...cest la vie...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice

red or brown sauce

I don't mind..I'm easy

no comment

im a hp sauce man myself care to join me

just need to bang some weights

Better hurry up then I'm starving

Completely unrelated to your breakfast needs, Dark edges but you have very beautiful hands.

Alas I'm not stocky, tattooed nor do I have HP sauce stockpiled...cest la vie..."

Can you cook?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Paper work associated mental numbness

I have this

Is there a cure ?

I'm hoping it's a long, sensual oily massage with a hint of eroticism....but until I've been 'treated', I can only speculate/dream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice

red or brown sauce

I don't mind..I'm easy

no comment

im a hp sauce man myself care to join me

just need to bang some weights

Better hurry up then I'm starving

Completely unrelated to your breakfast needs, Dark edges but you have very beautiful hands.

Alas I'm not stocky, tattooed nor do I have HP sauce stockpiled...cest la vie...

Can you cook?

I can deep fry...make poached eggs as well as a decent beans on toast... Not exactly Michelin star material though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like it to be last weekend again right now,Beautiful environment,fabulous company and lovely weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice

red or brown sauce

I don't mind..I'm easy

no comment

im a hp sauce man myself care to join me

just need to bang some weights

Better hurry up then I'm starving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love a full English with a decent cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice

red or brown sauce

I don't mind..I'm easy

no comment

im a hp sauce man myself care to join me

just need to bang some weights

Better hurry up then I'm starving

Completely unrelated to your breakfast needs, Dark edges but you have very beautiful hands.

Alas I'm not stocky, tattooed nor do I have HP sauce stockpiled...cest la vie...

Can you cook?

I can deep fry...make poached eggs as well as a decent beans on toast... Not exactly Michelin star material though!! "

I think a cafes the best bet then lol

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over a year ago

"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice

red or brown sauce

I don't mind..I'm easy

no comment

im a hp sauce man myself care to join me

just need to bang some weights

Better hurry up then I'm starving

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over a year ago

"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice

red or brown sauce

I don't mind..I'm easy

no comment

im a hp sauce man myself care to join me

just need to bang some weights

Better hurry up then I'm starving

Completely unrelated to your breakfast needs, Dark edges but you have very beautiful hands.

Alas I'm not stocky, tattooed nor do I have HP sauce stockpiled...cest la vie...

Can you cook?

I can deep fry...make poached eggs as well as a decent beans on toast... Not exactly Michelin star material though!!

I think a cafes the best bet then lol "

Such big dreams!!!

With my cooking skills, ill man the till, or sink!

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over a year ago

"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice

red or brown sauce

I don't mind..I'm easy

no comment

im a hp sauce man myself care to join me

just need to bang some weights

Better hurry up then I'm starving

it a bacon buttie all you require

will that be all hurry im just going in the office

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice

red or brown sauce

I don't mind..I'm easy

no comment

im a hp sauce man myself care to join me

just need to bang some weights

Better hurry up then I'm starving

it a bacon buttie all you require

will that be all hurry im just going in the office

Coffee to wash it down too please

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over a year ago

"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice

red or brown sauce

I don't mind..I'm easy

no comment

im a hp sauce man myself care to join me

just need to bang some weights

Better hurry up then I'm starving

it a bacon buttie all you require

will that be all hurry im just going in the office

Coffee to wash it down too please

Cream.and sugar x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice

red or brown sauce

I don't mind..I'm easy

no comment

im a hp sauce man myself care to join me

just need to bang some weights

Better hurry up then I'm starving

it a bacon buttie all you require

will that be all hurry im just going in the office

Coffee to wash it down too please

Cream.and sugar x "

Ooh cream!? Posh..yes please

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By *antonkid1955Man
over a year ago

cardiff

Crispy bacon and egg roll,covered in brown sauce with the butter dripping off my chin,.yum yum.B-)

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By *antonkid1955Man
over a year ago

cardiff

Crispy bacon and egg roll,covered in brown sauce with the butter dripping off my chin,.yum yum.B-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice

red or brown sauce

I don't mind..I'm easy

no comment

im a hp sauce man myself care to join me

just need to bang some weights

Better hurry up then I'm starving

it a bacon buttie all you require

will that be all hurry im just going in the office

Coffee to wash it down too please

Cream.and sugar x

Ooh cream!? Posh..yes please

posh is that not the norm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elastoplast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A holiday in the sun, listening to the waves come in and sipping cocktails as I sunbathe & read a book in the sun

Bliss.....

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over a year ago

Would love to have a tall beautiful girl lying next to me with gorgeous eyes snogging my face off this morning and then slowly moving on top of me for more..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be having lots of fun with the woman in the car next to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to forgo being a good man with a conscience and an overriding sense of right and wrong, in order to extract righteous revenge and still sleep easily at night.

So I'll be happy with an ice cream then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love a ripple chocolate or cream egg right now.... Can think of fun things to do

with either of those with the help of Mr loobyloo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elastoplast

i can.kiss your bum better thats what the plasters are for lol.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to come and shave my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A damn good ffffffffffffff in

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By *elkinMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire

A damn good ffffffffffffff in

Me too , pity you are not closer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A damn good ffffffffffffff in

For a consonant orgasm?

Flip you over for some 'aaaaaaaaa in' and give you a vowel movement?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to come and do my laundry and deliver the Avon catalogues that are currently sitting in my front room. Then for someone to drive me and the Blakester down to the OH's so I don't have to do the 100 mile drive!

Oh and a massage would be quite nice too!!

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Bite a lovely juicy cherry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be able to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman that was on the coach that I got on this morning, naked in front of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MORNING SEX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MORNING SEX"

mmmm please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For this throbbing morning horn to bugger off. I want to get some more sleep!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy session with a hot guy. But theres no chance of that today. Damn you easter holidays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A repeat of last night, please !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"MORNING SEX"

Indeed.

Sighs**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and kisses and some playful hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still not had that sensual, oily massage

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Coffee and bacon and eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id love a lazy day with him - starting with us waking up together slowly caressing each other and having some amazing sex - then see where the day took us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be getting what I really want tonight so for now I'll settle for the postman to hurry up with my package

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to bring me breakfast in bed will do

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester

"A cuddle failing that a big tub of Ben and jerrys caramel chew chew defo cant beat a cutch/cuddle never had ben n Jerry's

you never? Me, ben and jerry is my favourite 3some

would like to be looking for jerry to join me with callybdsmcouple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had what I really wanted yesterday evening,this morning I need painkillers

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester

"Pudding.

And some really naughty group sex"

that would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black coffee, croisants with strawberry jam, yougurt with strawberries and raspberries served by a tall handsome topless man. Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peace and good will throughout the world.

failing that a Beer would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some sleep be nice. Typing with one eye open!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Peace and good will throughout the world.

failing that a Beer would be nice

At 9am?

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By *issmekate xxxWoman
over a year ago

Non Vanilla Land

... a fist in a warm dark place !!!

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over a year ago

"Black coffee, croisants with strawberry jam, yougurt with strawberries and raspberries served by a tall handsome topless man. Please

I'll do it - if you give my achey body a long oily sensual massage it so yearns for...

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By *EXY50ishWoman
over a year ago

Anywhere and nowhere

Daisys cock !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... a fist in a warm dark place !!!

A most adventurous need you have. I'm happy to offer one of mine

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over a year ago

"Peace and good will throughout the world.

failing that a Beer would be nice

At 9am?

The sun must be over the Yardarm somewhere

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over a year ago

"Black coffee, croisants with strawberry jam, yougurt with strawberries and raspberries served by a tall handsome topless man. Please

I'll do it - if you give my achey body a long oily sensual massage it so yearns for... "

Deal. I only have baby oil, is that ok?

Mine is the last house on the left. I'll leave the door open

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over a year ago

"Black coffee, croisants with strawberry jam, yougurt with strawberries and raspberries served by a tall handsome topless man. Please

I'll do it - if you give my achey body a long oily sensual massage it so yearns for...

Deal. I only have baby oil, is that ok?

Mine is the last house on the left. I'll leave the door open

You live in Balamory? I thought you were Welsh?

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over a year ago

"Black coffee, croisants with strawberry jam, yougurt with strawberries and raspberries served by a tall handsome topless man. Please

I'll do it - if you give my achey body a long oily sensual massage it so yearns for...

Deal. I only have baby oil, is that ok?

Mine is the last house on the left. I'll leave the door open

I'll be the naked guy with the throbbing member climbing up your stairs carrying a tray full of French patisserie items

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two delicious men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You live in Balamory? I thought you were Welsh?

I'm Welsh through and through Pops

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over a year ago

"Black coffee, croisants with strawberry jam, yougurt with strawberries and raspberries served by a tall handsome topless man. Please

I'll do it - if you give my achey body a long oily sensual massage it so yearns for...

Deal. I only have baby oil, is that ok?

Mine is the last house on the left. I'll leave the door open

I'll be the naked guy with the throbbing member climbing up your stairs carrying a tray full of French patisserie items

Don't you spill any on my stairs. I'm starving

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over a year ago

"Black coffee, croisants with strawberry jam, yougurt with strawberries and raspberries served by a tall handsome topless man. Please

I'll do it - if you give my achey body a long oily sensual massage it so yearns for...

Deal. I only have baby oil, is that ok?

Mine is the last house on the left. I'll leave the door open

I'll be the naked guy with the throbbing member climbing up your stairs carrying a tray full of French patisserie items

Don't you spill any on my stairs. I'm starving

I'll be as careful as I can, may make it two trips, just in case... Plus it'll give you a chance two perve on my bottom, twice

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over a year ago

"Black coffee, croisants with strawberry jam, yougurt with strawberries and raspberries served by a tall handsome topless man. Please

I'll do it - if you give my achey body a long oily sensual massage it so yearns for...

Deal. I only have baby oil, is that ok?

Mine is the last house on the left. I'll leave the door open

I'll be the naked guy with the throbbing member climbing up your stairs carrying a tray full of French patisserie items

Don't you spill any on my stairs. I'm starving

I'll be as careful as I can, may make it two trips, just in case... Plus it'll give you a chance two perve on my bottom, twice

Ohhh I like the sound of that

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over a year ago

"Black coffee, croisants with strawberry jam, yougurt with strawberries and raspberries served by a tall handsome topless man. Please

I'll do it - if you give my achey body a long oily sensual massage it so yearns for...

Deal. I only have baby oil, is that ok?

Mine is the last house on the left. I'll leave the door open

I'll be the naked guy with the throbbing member climbing up your stairs carrying a tray full of French patisserie items

Don't you spill any on my stairs. I'm starving

I'll be as careful as I can, may make it two trips, just in case... Plus it'll give you a chance two perve on my bottom, twice

Ohhh I like the sound of that

Even being clumsy has it's advantages! X

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over a year ago

Jamaican breakfast of dumplings, breadfruit, ackee and saltfish or run down, baked beans, callalloo, scrambled eggs, beef sausages and some hot chocolate to wash it all down with.

I'm almost salivating

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over a year ago

"Jamaican breakfast of dumplings, breadfruit, ackee and saltfish or run down, baked beans, callalloo, scrambled eggs, beef sausages and some hot chocolate to wash it all down with.

I'm almost salivating

Wow - I need to visit Jamaica methinks..just for the food!

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over a year ago

"Jamaican breakfast of dumplings, breadfruit, ackee and saltfish or run down, baked beans, callalloo, scrambled eggs, beef sausages and some hot chocolate to wash it all down with.

I'm almost salivating

Wow - I need to visit Jamaica methinks..just for the food! "

. Tickles your fancy then?

I'm up now and have most of the ingredients, so will make and consume it tomorrow when I've bought the rest

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over a year ago

"Jamaican breakfast of dumplings, breadfruit, ackee and saltfish or run down, baked beans, callalloo, scrambled eggs, beef sausages and some hot chocolate to wash it all down with.

I'm almost salivating

Wow - I need to visit Jamaica methinks..just for the food!

. Tickles your fancy then?

I'm up now and have most of the ingredients, so will make and consume it tomorrow when I've bought the rest

The weather alone would be enough ...sun sand sea and big, hearty breakfasts...what more could one ask for??

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over a year ago

"Jamaican breakfast of dumplings, breadfruit, ackee and saltfish or run down, baked beans, callalloo, scrambled eggs, beef sausages and some hot chocolate to wash it all down with.

I'm almost salivating

Wow - I need to visit Jamaica methinks..just for the food!

. Tickles your fancy then?

I'm up now and have most of the ingredients, so will make and consume it tomorrow when I've bought the rest

The weather alone would be enough ...sun sand sea and big, hearty breakfasts...what more could one ask for??"

Jamaican women to go with that of course

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over a year ago

"Jamaican breakfast of dumplings, breadfruit, ackee and saltfish or run down, baked beans, callalloo, scrambled eggs, beef sausages and some hot chocolate to wash it all down with.

I'm almost salivating

Wow - I need to visit Jamaica methinks..just for the food!

. Tickles your fancy then?

I'm up now and have most of the ingredients, so will make and consume it tomorrow when I've bought the rest

The weather alone would be enough ...sun sand sea and big, hearty breakfasts...what more could one ask for??

Jamaican women to go with that of course

That would be an unexpected albeit most welcome bonus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jamaican breakfast of dumplings, breadfruit, ackee and saltfish or run down, baked beans, callalloo, scrambled eggs, beef sausages and some hot chocolate to wash it all down with.

I'm almost salivating

Wow - I need to visit Jamaica methinks..just for the food!

. Tickles your fancy then?

I'm up now and have most of the ingredients, so will make and consume it tomorrow when I've bought the rest

The weather alone would be enough ...sun sand sea and big, hearty breakfasts...what more could one ask for??

Jamaican women to go with that of course

That would be an unexpected albeit most welcome bonus! "

Not a guilty pleasure at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very stoned so I'd like a hot fit girl 19 to deliver me special chimes curry fried rice a bread n butler pudding double cream and her 22year old boyfriend once I had a nibble on the curry they'd strip naked an we'd fuck each other all afternoon Mmmmmm nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cold aaaaaaticchhhoooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No cold aaaaaaticchhhoooooooooooo"

Bless you!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To go home and take my boots off. My feet are killing me!

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over a year ago

Sponge pudding and custard

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A naked jelly wrestle with Alexander Skarsgård

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over a year ago

S.F.R

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By *hocolate007Man
over a year ago

london

A bottle of henessey and all d women in d world

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