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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bore da and Good morning all you sexy people . For todays special could I recommend you get your lips round Tosh's Meat feast .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are plums on offer for the vegetarians lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Tosh

my usual please. Too early for food

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

is that with gravy ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are plums on offer for the vegetarians lol

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I have a couple of lovely plums madam . Just for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning Tosh

my usual please. Too early for food"
On its way gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"is that with gravy ?"
Of course madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are plums on offer for the vegetarians lol

I have a couple of lovely plums madam . Just for you

Don't worry I'm not veggie I was just curious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are plums on offer for the vegetarians lol

I have a couple of lovely plums madam . Just for you

Don't worry I'm not veggie I was just curious

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well in that case try my meat feast and finish off on me plums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are plums on offer for the vegetarians lol

I have a couple of lovely plums madam . Just for you

Don't worry I'm not veggie I was just curious

well in that case try my meat feast and finish off on me plums

Oooh desert as well.. I feel so spoilt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are plums on offer for the vegetarians lol

I have a couple of lovely plums madam . Just for you

Don't worry I'm not veggie I was just curious

well in that case try my meat feast and finish off on me plums

Oooh desert as well.. I feel so spoilt!

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Well your pleasure is my pleasure madam

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Morning all, can I have a latte with plenty of froth on top

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all, can I have a latte with plenty of froth on top

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Of

Course madam . It cums with my special froth on the top

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where's all me customers !! My meat feast is starting to wilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you deliver? I don't want to get out of bed

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Where's all me customers !! My meat feast is starting to wilt

Keep tossing it and I am sure it will stay meaty and juicy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where's all me customers !! My meat feast is starting to wilt

Keep tossing it and I am sure it will stay meaty and juicy

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Could you help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bore da ( hope I pronounce if right)

Poached eggs on toast x please

But I'll peak at the meat feast - I may have some in a while x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning a coffee here please with some frothy warmamilk on the side xx

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

can I order your meat feast and a pint glass of ice cold OJ with juicy bits please?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning! Coffee please, strong n sweet.x

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Morning.

No food for me.

I went a bit mad with the cake yesterday. And had half a bottle of wine.

I feel a bit queasy, not helped by having been unable to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bore da ( hope I pronounce if right)

Poached eggs on toast x please

But I'll peak at the meat feast - I may have some in a while x

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I can

Highly recommend it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning a coffee here please with some frothy warmamilk on the side xx"
cumming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning.

No food for me.

I went a bit mad with the cake yesterday. And had half a bottle of wine.

I feel a bit queasy, not helped by having been unable to sleep."

Just have tea n toast x n relax in a quiet corner x Toshn n the crew will look after you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can I order your meat feast and a pint glass of ice cold OJ with juicy bits please?

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of course my sexy one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning! Coffee please, strong n sweet.x"
no worries gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning.

No food for me.

I went a bit mad with the cake yesterday. And had half a bottle of wine.

I feel a bit queasy, not helped by having been unable to sleep."
No meat feast for you then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will shortly be leaving you in the capable hands of my 2 sexy welsh minx's . Place feel free to work them hard cause they can tend to skive when I'm not here . 1 will arrive late as usual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning. Still in bed. Can someone do me a cuppa x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning. Still in bed. Can someone do me a cuppa x"
You stay there gorgeous and will deliver xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning, coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will shortly be leaving you in the capable hands of my 2 sexy welsh minx's . Place feel free to work them hard cause they can tend to skive when I'm not here . 1 will arrive late as usual

Well good morning to all Toshn's lovely customers, the kettle is on and I'm grabbing myself a quick cuppa.

Feel free to place your orders but I'm not in for long, grab me while you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have a coffee and if there is any a muffin too please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Tosh, just a coffees please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Tosh. Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a coffee and if there is any a muffin too please

Here you go pp coffee and a Missmo muffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Tosh, just a coffees please.

He's on break me lovey I will bring yer coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Tosh. Morning all

Morning sir any requests for the staff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a coffee and if there is any a muffin too please

Here you go pp coffee and a Missmo muffin

I've heard your muffins are very tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a coffee and if there is any a muffin too please

Here you go pp coffee and a Missmo muffin

I've heard your muffins are very tasty

They are the best sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a coffee and if there is any a muffin too please

Here you go pp coffee and a Missmo muffin

I've heard your muffins are very tasty

They are the best sir

then I will take my time and savour it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a coffee and if there is any a muffin too please

Here you go pp coffee and a Missmo muffin

I've heard your muffins are very tasty

They are the best sir

then I will take my time and savour it

Tosh insists on only the best quality being served in his fine establishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a coffee and if there is any a muffin too please

Here you go pp coffee and a Missmo muffin

I've heard your muffins are very tasty

They are the best sir

then I will take my time and savour it

Tosh insists on only the best quality being served in his fine establishment

and very nice it is too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a coffee and if there is any a muffin too please

Here you go pp coffee and a Missmo muffin

I've heard your muffins are very tasty

They are the best sir

then I will take my time and savour it

Tosh insists on only the best quality being served in his fine establishment

and very nice it is too

I love happy customers the boss gives generous staff privileges if his customers are kept happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning! Coffee please, strong n sweet.x no worries gorgeous

Blushing now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a coffee and if there is any a muffin too please

Here you go pp coffee and a Missmo muffin

I've heard your muffins are very tasty

They are the best sir

then I will take my time and savour it

Tosh insists on only the best quality being served in his fine establishment

and very nice it is too

I love happy customers the boss gives generous staff privileges if his customers are kept happy

I'll let him know what a fantastic job you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

really fancy a fruild salad this morning and some fruitt juicce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"really fancy a fruild salad this morning and some fruitt juicce

Miss cutie I will fetch it straight away before I go off shift, can't have one of Tosh's favorite customers left waiting now can we

he checks up on me you know x

Have a great day all, hopefully the lovely miss Welsh raebbit will be along to take over shortly and if you're lucky she may bring Welsh Cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will shortly be leaving you in the capable hands of my 2 sexy welsh minx's . Place feel free to work them hard cause they can tend to skive when I'm not here . 1 will arrive late as usual

Yeah ur right. Im late again!!!

Better late than never?

Can I have a cuppa before I start please? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all, toast for me please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"really fancy a fruild salad this morning and some fruitt juicce

Miss cutie I will fetch it straight away before I go off shift, can't have one of Tosh's favorite customers left waiting now can we

he checks up on me you know x

Have a great day all, hopefully the lovely miss Welsh raebbit will be along to take over shortly and if you're lucky she may bring Welsh Cakes

I bring Welsh cakes and bara brith.

Bit of a fruity way to start the day. X bore da pawb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning all, toast for me please.

On its way. X

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Anybody fancy the full English?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody fancy the full English?"

Would love the full English. Just get my bag and coat. Xx

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Morning. Am I too late for a large Bacon Sarnie with plenty of Tomato sauce and an Orange Juice?

Sets me up for the day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning. Am I too late for a large Bacon Sarnie with plenty of Tomato sauce and an Orange Juice?

Sets me up for the day!"

Morning.

Just got here in time. Going to close up soon, hopefully getting a full English myself.

Ooooppppsss sorry, now where was I?

Bacon sarnie, tomato sauce and OJ. Coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning. Am I too late for a large Bacon Sarnie with plenty of Tomato sauce and an Orange Juice?

Sets me up for the day!

Morning.

Just got here in time. Going to close up soon, hopefully getting a full English myself.

Ooooppppsss sorry, now where was I?

Bacon sarnie, tomato sauce and OJ. Coming up

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tut! Too late now, cooked our own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning. Am I too late for a large Bacon Sarnie with plenty of Tomato sauce and an Orange Juice?

Sets me up for the day!

Morning.

Just got here in time. Going to close up soon, hopefully getting a full English myself.

Ooooppppsss sorry, now where was I?

Bacon sarnie, tomato sauce and OJ. Coming up

tut! Too late now, cooked our own

Im very sorry to hear that. I do hope it wont stop you coming again.

Maybe a complimentary breakfast, by way of apology?

Im sure the boss will make it special. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am here to help for 5 mins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I must point out I do last longer than 5 mins ..aint that right Ms rarebit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must point out I do last longer than 5 mins ..aint that right Ms rarebit

Sure as hell is. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I must point out I do last longer than 5 mins ..aint that right Ms rarebit

Sure as hell is. X

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Great answer . A rise for you . And ms mo of course for doing a fine job this morning

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"Anybody fancy the full English?

Would love the full English. Just get my bag and coat. Xx"

Don't forget the towels!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ooops need to go now . Work beckons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody fancy the full English?

Would love the full English. Just get my bag and coat. Xx

Don't forget the towels! "

Mmm. Does that mean I'm getting my full English in bed? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must point out I do last longer than 5 mins ..aint that right Ms rarebit

Sure as hell is. X

Great answer . A rise for you . And ms mo of course for doing a fine job this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooops need to go now . Work beckons

Dont work to hard. Catch ya later. X

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"Anybody fancy the full English?

Would love the full English. Just get my bag and coat. Xx

Don't forget the towels!

Mmm. Does that mean I'm getting my full English in bed? Xx

Extra sausage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody fancy the full English?

Would love the full English. Just get my bag and coat. Xx

Don't forget the towels!

Mmm. Does that mean I'm getting my full English in bed? Xx

Cafe has now gone to self service.

I have some towels to collect and then a full English to devour.

Have a great day everyone. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody fancy the full English?

Would love the full English. Just get my bag and coat. Xx

Don't forget the towels!

Mmm. Does that mean I'm getting my full English in bed? Xx

Extra sausage?"

Yes please. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the interests of balance .... Could I offer the full Welsh ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Do you do deliveries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Within a 50 mile radius only

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I can recommend having a full welsh for my breakfast . Full of goodness and very very tasty . Leaves you want more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I can recommend having a full welsh for my breakfast . Full of goodness and very very tasty . Leaves you want more

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wanting even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I can recommend having a full welsh for my breakfast . Full of goodness and very very tasty . Leaves you want more

wanting even

So true

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