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By *planky OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Today a bad tempered driver was so close behind me I could lip read what he was saying. It was "come on! Get out the fucking way!"

Is there a web site where you can log inconsiderate road users?

I want to see if I'm on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today a bad tempered driver was so close behind me I could lip read what he was saying. It was "come on! Get out the fucking way!"

Is there a web site where you can log inconsiderate road users?

I want to see if I'm on it."

I just politely mouth GTFO!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I hate people driving up my arse. Ironic, considering,

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I tend to suddenly scratch the back of my head with my middle finger whilst gently applying the brakes.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's what put me off driving some inconsiderate wanker driving too close,hoping to get my confidence back so I can drive again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to slam on the brakes in those situations

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By *aul.J.JMan
over a year ago

Sedgley

The wanker gesture normally works for me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone drives too close its a compliment as I assume they think I'm a good driver and won't fuck up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slow down even more. Then again I am rather stubborn

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By *oom18Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I hate people driving up my arse. Ironic, considering, "

hahaha lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or the finger up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tend to suddenly scratch the back of my head with my middle finger whilst gently applying the brakes.

A"

excellent tip im sure it was previewed on driving miss daisy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will slow down and often come to a complete halt. They then find themselves so close to me that they can't manoeuvre around me.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I slow down without applying the brakes, then when they try to overtake , I accelerate again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The twitchy brake pedal does it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I slow down without applying the brakes, then when they try to overtake , I accelerate again "

c.....t!

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

so the answer for many on here to someone driving dangerousley behind them is to do something equaly as dangerous in front of them

why not just get out of the way and let them go and have the inevetable accident somewhere else with out involving you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let them past as they are obviously more important than anyone else on the road and they are in a real hurry then when you pass them later when the gendarmes are giving them a ticket for speeding, driving without due care and attention and for being a divvy then you can continue on your journey with a warm feeling you get when you wee your pants

i rest my case your honour

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

I used to have a rover 45 diesel and when the toss pot was really close behind i used to drop it a cog and smoke him lovely cloud of black diesel fumes all over the car behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to have a rover 45 diesel and when the toss pot was really close behind i used to drop it a cog and smoke him lovely cloud of black diesel fumes all over the car behind"

what and it never packed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so the answer for many on here to someone driving dangerousley behind them is to do something equaly as dangerous in front of them

why not just get out of the way and let them go and have the inevetable accident somewhere else with out involving you ?"

Actually it says in the highway code that you should slow down if someone is driving to close so as to increase the gap between you and the car in front.

I just see how good their breaks are personally.. it's their bad if they can't get past me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone drives too close its a compliment as I assume they think I'm a good driver and won't fuck up... "

Hahaha

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall


"I used to have a rover 45 diesel and when the toss pot was really close behind i used to drop it a cog and smoke him lovely cloud of black diesel fumes all over the car behind

what and it never packed up "

no m8 135K and still going strong till the ex wife eat a ford KA KA in it ( the ford was squished and ours just needed a new rad but the in sewer ants wouldn't fix it )

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I sometimes drop a gear ever so gently, whilst maintaining the same speed - I then turn on my side lights at the same time as flooring the accelerator.

I often see their front end dipping as they see my rear lights coming on, mistaking them for my brake lights.

After I've done this a couple of times, I really do break - I like to watch the look of panic on their face as they lock up desperately trying to avoid hitting my enormous agricultural tow bar. I had one the other day in a brand spanking merc who nearly went into a ditch.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

should be a sign in the back window saying get any closer you will need a condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I slow down even more. Then again I am rather stubborn "

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By *entleman JackMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

The one thing you know for sure, as they finally speed past you is.........

That they will be the first at the scene of the accident!

Relaaaaaaaax......... take it easy!

Tune into calming music radio, enjoy the drive.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

A couple of paint bombs out the sunroof might do the trick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to throttle off a bit, no brake light to warn them I am slowing down. I then slow down to just under the speed limit to annoy them more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learn how to left foot brake...

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By *rymeplsMan
over a year ago

manchester

I have cards with words on to hold up as they drive past such as tosser, knobhead, toilet breath etc

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