FabSwingers.com forum: Ice Cream Run

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just heard the chimes of the ice cream van, so am going to get a 99 cone with a flake & some strawberry sauce!I've fancied one all afternoon! I might get a block of raspberry ripple ice cream with some wafers too, god that takes me back!

Anyone else want anything whilst I am there?

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By *atinbootsTV/TS
over a year ago

Market Rasen

Cornetto please

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A feast please!

Oh - and does it do kebabs too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have an oyster with a flake, nuts and chocolate sauce please

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Jeeez be quick - it will have gone by the time you typed all that out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A feast please!

Oh - and does it do kebabs too?

No he's Italian - you have to go to the Turkish van for kebabs. He comes round on Thursdays !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jeeez be quick - it will have gone by the time you typed all that out

No I can hear him from ages away ! I still have time!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Can you get me a screwball please. They are just the right shape to jam in there and hold it steady whilst you eat it

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Nougat wafer. Or a cider lolly. Or that brief period in the early 90's (I think) when Cornettos briefly did a giant version called the Magnifico. It was proper lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JN has had a rant this afternoon

Went to buy an ice cream which was advertised at 25 czech krona for 1 scoop

Went to pay and it was 30 krona

Asked why it was more and was told it was an extra 5 krona for whatever you wanted it put in, be it a cone or a tub

Rant ensued much to my amusement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cider Lolly or a Solero Exotic please

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"I'll have an oyster with a flake, nuts and chocolate sauce please"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just heard the chimes of the ice cream van, so am going to get a 99 cone with a flake & some strawberry sauce!I've fancied one all afternoon! I might get a block of raspberry ripple ice cream with some wafers too, god that takes me back!

Anyone else want anything whilst I am there?

can you get me a feast please xx

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

A 69 please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screwball... With choc sauce please!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm going to have to borrow a shopping trolley at this rate !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to have to borrow a shopping trolley at this rate !

well you did offer

do you need a hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to have to borrow a shopping trolley at this rate !

well you did offer

do you need a hand

Yes & can I borrow a tenner please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you get me a screwball please. They are just the right shape to jam in there and hold it steady whilst you eat it

I'm getting the bubble gum out first!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

magnum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to have to borrow a shopping trolley at this rate !

well you did offer

do you need a hand

Yes & can I borrow a tenner please?

Do you want the shirt off my back as well

there again what are friends for

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to have to borrow a shopping trolley at this rate !

well you did offer

do you need a hand

Yes & can I borrow a tenner please?

Do you want the shirt off my back as well

there again what are friends for "

Is it worth a tenner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a fab please (topical too) haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooooo can I have a knobbly bobbely!! Pretty please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typical I missed the van. I always miss the van hunting for my wallet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Typical I missed the van. I always miss the van hunting for my wallet

I always keep a fiver tucked in my bra for just such an emergency !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Typical I missed the van. I always miss the van hunting for my wallet

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Keep a couple of quid near the front door like I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a 69 please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Typical I missed the van. I always miss the van hunting for my wallet

I always keep a fiver tucked in my bra for just such an emergency !

Bras are so useful but being naked I haven't anywhere to put a fiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Typical I missed the van. I always miss the van hunting for my wallet

Keep a couple of quid near the front door like I do.

I'd still have to find a pair of pants

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

They never have what I like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choc feast and what a great profile you have. Enjoy you 99 ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They never have what I like.

Never got there in time to find out

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"They never have what I like.

Never got there in time to find out

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Hahaha, is there an Ice Cream Van that does Rocky Road with extra marshmallows, double whipped cream and freeze dried Raspberry bits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They never have what I like.

Never got there in time to find out

Hahaha, is there an Ice Cream Van that does Rocky Road with extra marshmallows, double whipped cream and freeze dried Raspberry bits?

Nope but I'll make you one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right, I'm back with the orders. They are all flaming melting though, so you may all just end up with a lollipop stick, soggy cone, soggy oyster and a plastic screwball shaped holder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They never have what I like.

Never got there in time to find out

Maybe if you lay off the ice cream for a while you might get there quicker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They never have what I like.

Never got there in time to find out

Maybe if you lay off the ice cream for a while you might get there quicker? "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, I'm back with the orders. They are all flaming melting though, so you may all just end up with a lollipop stick, soggy cone, soggy oyster and a plastic screwball shaped holder!

Glad I was late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They never have what I like.

Never got there in time to find out

Maybe if you lay off the ice cream for a while you might get there quicker?

Ouch

Sorry, couldn't resist!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Damn, too late. I knew I shouldn't have read that thread on lateness first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They never have what I like.

Never got there in time to find out

Maybe if you lay off the ice cream for a while you might get there quicker?

Ouch

Sorry, couldn't resist! "

No that's my problem can't resist temptation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn, too late. I knew I shouldn't have read that thread on lateness first

I like Marilyn Monroe's quote - "I've been on a calendar , but never on time."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to have to borrow a shopping trolley at this rate !

well you did offer

do you need a hand

Yes & can I borrow a tenner please?

Do you want the shirt off my back as well

there again what are friends for

Is it worth a tenner?

No.its a tesco non iron dont stand to.close the fire type shirt it comes with a free fire extingusher

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to have to borrow a shopping trolley at this rate !

well you did offer

do you need a hand

Yes & can I borrow a tenner please?

Do you want the shirt off my back as well

there again what are friends for

Is it worth a tenner?

No.its a tesco non iron dont stand to.close the fire type shirt it comes with a free fire extingusher

I'll just have your shoes ! They'll be worth more.....

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I always have ice cream in the freezer

anyone remember the cone shaped orange lollys that you pushed up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right, I'm back with the orders. They are all flaming melting though, so you may all just end up with a lollipop stick, soggy cone, soggy oyster and a plastic screwball shaped holder!

Glad I was late

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m

That's cos you were still looking for your pants !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to have to borrow a shopping trolley at this rate !

well you did offer

do you need a hand

Yes & can I borrow a tenner please?

Do you want the shirt off my back as well

there again what are friends for

Is it worth a tenner?

No.its a tesco non iron dont stand to.close the fire type shirt it comes with a free fire extingusher

I'll just have your shoes ! They'll be worth more.....

they are what size are you ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to have to borrow a shopping trolley at this rate !

well you did offer

do you need a hand

Yes & can I borrow a tenner please?

Do you want the shirt off my back as well

there again what are friends for

Is it worth a tenner?

No.its a tesco non iron dont stand to.close the fire type shirt it comes with a free fire extingusher

I'll just have your shoes ! They'll be worth more.....

they are what size are you ?"

I'm just selling them on eBay !

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Strawberry split mivvy please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to have to borrow a shopping trolley at this rate !

well you did offer

do you need a hand

Yes & can I borrow a tenner please?

Do you want the shirt off my back as well

there again what are friends for

Is it worth a tenner?

No.its a tesco non iron dont stand to.close the fire type shirt it comes with a free fire extingusher

I'll just have your shoes ! They'll be worth more.....

they are what size are you ?

I'm just selling them on eBay !

size 10 brown paul smith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum used to say he chimed to say they had sold out. Was she not telling the truth ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strawberry split mivvy please.

It's all melted though now

all I can offer is a slush puppy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, I missed it

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"Strawberry split mivvy please.

It's all melted though now

all I can offer is a slush puppy!

I'll lick it up

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