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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And went for a browse..

how long do you 'try' with a conversation... When it's like pulling fecking teeth. Arghhhhhhh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

give up ........... and move on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the dentist so I GTFO quick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"give up ........... and move on

Yes! What a good idea! You have your uses Muncie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"give up ........... and move on

Yes! What a good idea! You have your uses Muncie

always !!!! I am soooo underestimated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"give up ........... and move on

Yes! What a good idea! You have your uses Muncie

always !!!! I am soooo underestimated

You so are darlin, no mishaps today? Apart from giving the builders next door, a well earned treat

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Move from the forums? Eeek.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"And went for a browse..

how long do you 'try' with a conversation... When it's like pulling fecking teeth. Arghhhhhhh!!

Life's too short.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Move from the forums? Eeek. "

nana it has been known!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And went for a browse..

how long do you 'try' with a conversation... When it's like pulling fecking teeth. Arghhhhhhh!!

Life's too short.....

Apparently so frisky!! Looks like I'm stuck with you orrible lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to put up with you lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

If I don't get something after sending 2 messages I give up the ghost...if attempting a convo my messages are 3 or 4 sentences which may include a question...if two of these kind of messages get back one liners then I just forget it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes it's like trying to ice skate uphill.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I moved my bum off the forums and it just cost me 96 quid at the garden centre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I moved my bum off the forums and it just cost me 96 quid at the garden centre

It's dangerous out there, in the big room!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I moved my bum off the forums and it just cost me 96 quid at the garden centre

Oh nooooo lovely day for it though.... Gardening I mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy to put up with you lol

Why thank you miss lips! X

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I've been trying to arrange a meet for over a week now and it's like pulling teeth!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I don't get something after sending 2 messages I give up the ghost...if attempting a convo my messages are 3 or 4 sentences which may include a question...if two of these kind of messages get back one liners then I just forget it

I have done caz, although my messages sometimes rarely make sense even to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been trying to arrange a meet for over a week now and it's like pulling teeth!

I'll get my pliers.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I moved my bum off the forums and it just cost me 96 quid at the garden centre

Leaving the forum cost me loads too. Manchester has all my money.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I moved my bum off the forums and it just cost me 96 quid at the garden centre

Leaving the forum cost me loads too. Manchester has all my money.

Your in Manchester? Splits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been sat in Costa for weeeeeeks waiting for 'someone' to come and join me. Costa me a fortune in coffee

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I moved my bum off the forums and it just cost me 96 quid at the garden centre

Leaving the forum cost me loads too. Manchester has all my money.

Your in Manchester? Splits? "

I was. Just an overnight with one of the kids. We went to the People's History Museum, dinner and film at the Printworks. Then today he persuaded me to shop. Manchester has my money and I don't have anything to show for it. He on the other hand is out wearing his new clothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"give up ........... and move on

Yes! What a good idea! You have your uses Muncie

always !!!! I am soooo underestimated

You so are darlin, no mishaps today? Apart from giving the builders next door, a well earned treat

I have been good so far

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I moved my bum off the forums and it just cost me 96 quid at the garden centre

Leaving the forum cost me loads too. Manchester has all my money.

Your in Manchester? Splits?

Ohhhhhh well hope you had a super time, sounds like someone did... In his flash new threads!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been sat in Costa for weeeeeeks waiting for 'someone' to come and join me. Costa me a fortune in coffee

Erm begging your pardon... It's cost you!! A fortune... My bloody dogs dead!!

do you have a caravan ? Not too close too a cliff is it? Don't come a knockin when the caravans a rockin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"give up ........... and move on

Yes! What a good idea! You have your uses Muncie

always !!!! I am soooo underestimated

You so are darlin, no mishaps today? Apart from giving the builders next door, a well earned treat

I have been good so far

Guess it's early days yet Muncie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"give up ........... and move on

Yes! What a good idea! You have your uses Muncie

always !!!! I am soooo underestimated

You so are darlin, no mishaps today? Apart from giving the builders next door, a well earned treat

I have been good so far

Guess it's early days yet Muncie

true ... it could be happening as I type lol

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over a year ago

"I've been sat in Costa for weeeeeeks waiting for 'someone' to come and join me. Costa me a fortune in coffee

Erm begging your pardon... It's cost you!! A fortune... My bloody dogs dead!!

do you have a caravan ? Not too close too a cliff is it? Don't come a knockin when the caravans a rockin

Oh Mrs F, you're priceless! xx If I ever get a rocking caravan, it'll have a built in coffee maker and I'll be taking a road trip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been sat in Costa for weeeeeeks waiting for 'someone' to come and join me. Costa me a fortune in coffee

Erm begging your pardon... It's cost you!! A fortune... My bloody dogs dead!!

do you have a caravan ? Not too close too a cliff is it? Don't come a knockin when the caravans a rockin

Oh Mrs F, you're priceless! xx If I ever get a rocking caravan, it'll have a built in coffee maker and I'll be taking a road trip

Ohhh I say... Cranks up the robin reliant whooopeeee have shag nab will travel...ull have to lean on the corners though

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over a year ago

"I've been sat in Costa for weeeeeeks waiting for 'someone' to come and join me. Costa me a fortune in coffee

Erm begging your pardon... It's cost you!! A fortune... My bloody dogs dead!!

do you have a caravan ? Not too close too a cliff is it? Don't come a knockin when the caravans a rockin

Oh Mrs F, you're priceless! xx If I ever get a rocking caravan, it'll have a built in coffee maker and I'll be taking a road trip

Ohhh I say... Cranks up the robin reliant whooopeeee have shag nab will travel...ull have to lean on the corners though

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nav grrrr

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've been sat in Costa for weeeeeeks waiting for 'someone' to come and join me. Costa me a fortune in coffee

Erm begging your pardon... It's cost you!! A fortune... My bloody dogs dead!!

do you have a caravan ? Not too close too a cliff is it? Don't come a knockin when the caravans a rockin

Oh Mrs F, you're priceless! xx If I ever get a rocking caravan, it'll have a built in coffee maker and I'll be taking a road trip

Ohhh I say... Cranks up the robin reliant whooopeeee have shag nab will travel...ull have to lean on the corners though

nav grrrr"

Shag nab sounds better. Find them, nab them, shag them.

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over a year ago

"I've been sat in Costa for weeeeeeks waiting for 'someone' to come and join me. Costa me a fortune in coffee

Erm begging your pardon... It's cost you!! A fortune... My bloody dogs dead!!

do you have a caravan ? Not too close too a cliff is it? Don't come a knockin when the caravans a rockin

Oh Mrs F, you're priceless! xx If I ever get a rocking caravan, it'll have a built in coffee maker and I'll be taking a road trip

Ohhh I say... Cranks up the robin reliant whooopeeee have shag nab will travel...ull have to lean on the corners though

nav grrrr

Shag nab sounds better. Find them, nab them, shag them.

don't encourage her!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been sat in Costa for weeeeeeks waiting for 'someone' to come and join me. Costa me a fortune in coffee

Erm begging your pardon... It's cost you!! A fortune... My bloody dogs dead!!

do you have a caravan ? Not too close too a cliff is it? Don't come a knockin when the caravans a rockin

Oh Mrs F, you're priceless! xx If I ever get a rocking caravan, it'll have a built in coffee maker and I'll be taking a road trip

Ohhh I say... Cranks up the robin reliant whooopeeee have shag nab will travel...ull have to lean on the corners though

nav grrrr

Shag nab sounds better. Find them, nab them, shag them.

Ohhhh lickerty, your sooo right!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been sat in Costa for weeeeeeks waiting for 'someone' to come and join me. Costa me a fortune in coffee

Erm begging your pardon... It's cost you!! A fortune... My bloody dogs dead!!

do you have a caravan ? Not too close too a cliff is it? Don't come a knockin when the caravans a rockin

Oh Mrs F, you're priceless! xx If I ever get a rocking caravan, it'll have a built in coffee maker and I'll be taking a road trip

Ohhh I say... Cranks up the robin reliant whooopeeee have shag nab will travel...ull have to lean on the corners though

nav grrrr

Shag nab sounds better. Find them, nab them, shag them.

don't encourage her!

Erm I say I need no encouragement... Miss legssss...But never fear miss lickety is here

I'm actually doubting my sane-ness right now?

guessing I'm not the only one! Hmmmm

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over a year ago

"I've been sat in Costa for weeeeeeks waiting for 'someone' to come and join me. Costa me a fortune in coffee

Erm begging your pardon... It's cost you!! A fortune... My bloody dogs dead!!

do you have a caravan ? Not too close too a cliff is it? Don't come a knockin when the caravans a rockin

Oh Mrs F, you're priceless! xx If I ever get a rocking caravan, it'll have a built in coffee maker and I'll be taking a road trip

Ohhh I say... Cranks up the robin reliant whooopeeee have shag nab will travel...ull have to lean on the corners though

nav grrrr

Shag nab sounds better. Find them, nab them, shag them.

don't encourage her!

Erm I say I need no encouragement... Miss legssss...But never fear miss lickety is here

I'm actually doubting my sane-ness right now?

guessing I'm not the only one! Hmmmm "

I've never doubted your sane-ness Mrs F. I've always known your crackers but you don't half make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been sat in Costa for weeeeeeks waiting for 'someone' to come and join me. Costa me a fortune in coffee

Erm begging your pardon... It's cost you!! A fortune... My bloody dogs dead!!

do you have a caravan ? Not too close too a cliff is it? Don't come a knockin when the caravans a rockin

Oh Mrs F, you're priceless! xx If I ever get a rocking caravan, it'll have a built in coffee maker and I'll be taking a road trip

Ohhh I say... Cranks up the robin reliant whooopeeee have shag nab will travel...ull have to lean on the corners though

nav grrrr

Shag nab sounds better. Find them, nab them, shag them.

don't encourage her!

Erm I say I need no encouragement... Miss legssss...But never fear miss lickety is here

I'm actually doubting my sane-ness right now?

guessing I'm not the only one! Hmmmm

I've never doubted your sane-ness Mrs F. I've always known your crackers but you don't half make me laugh

we aim to please legssss, do you have any urges I mean scratches you need itching... Now think carefully before answering.. I'd ask you if you wanted to see a puppy but alas... Well you know the rest

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