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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Farewell bench, you shall be sorely missed

*literally!*

I still remember the day he arrived, all innocent and plain. And then the moment he was re-born into a world of sex, spanking and a whole lot of nakedness!

For those who knew/of him, feel free to leave your kind words of condolence to ease our soon to be empty corner of the hallway when he leaves us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He definitely showed us some good pics!!

You know you could always recreate something from the Xtasia fun we had as a goodbye present for him!!

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Oh, Ron . . .

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

At least you are stocked up on fire wood now lol

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"At least you are stocked up on fire wood now lol "

Blasphemy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care what you say, this is just another look at me and my bench thread!

We don't care if your bench does end up as a pile of kinky kindling, a load of lusty logs or a pile of wild wood. It is not getting any sympathy and attention from ME!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why are you getting rid of it?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"why are you getting rid of it? "

glad you asked that

sad when something has become part of the furniture lol

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

And it's going because it needs a new home that will love and cherish it and all its potential kinkiness

That and I need the space back!

I think it has the longest and most random title on its listing I have ever written

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Fare thee well faithful sex bench and may the stains all be out of thee before you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have auctioned it off on Fab

Mind you ..... If there are a lot of 'notches' on the legs it won't be very strong any more

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"You should have auctioned it off on Fab

Mind you ..... If there are a lot of 'notches' on the legs it won't be very strong any more "

If I wasn't worried about a stint on the naughty step I would be using my paddle as the hammer as we speak So it is happily listed on the land of Bay in the county of E instead

And i'll have you know there is only one or two notches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it going on eBay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it going on eBay? "

forget I asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i searched for 'kinky fuckery bondage bench' and nout came up lol

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

[Removed by poster at 14/04/14 17:52:25]

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"well i searched for 'kinky fuckery bondage bench' and nout came up lol"

Not quite the wording I used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well i searched for 'kinky fuckery bondage bench' and nout came up lol

Just been chatting with the customer services, it will be 'active' by tonight "

ive never attempted to sell on there its too much fuss,, if i sell stuff i use the buying selling pages on facebook.

i buy stuff from ebay though, sadly ive no need for a bench with additional hooks n tie restraints.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well i searched for 'kinky fuckery bondage bench' and nout came up lol

Not quite the wording I used "

Drop us a hint and let's see how far we can bump the price up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well i searched for 'kinky fuckery bondage bench' and nout came up lol

Not quite the wording I used

Drop us a hint and let's see how far we can bump the price up "

haha i used to get asked to do that for my mum.. lol

knowing our luck one of us would get shafted with a bench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well i searched for 'kinky fuckery bondage bench' and nout came up lol

Not quite the wording I used

Drop us a hint and let's see how far we can bump the price up

haha i used to get asked to do that for my mum.. lol

knowing our luck one of us would get shafted with a bench "

No ... The idea is to get shafted ON the bench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well i searched for 'kinky fuckery bondage bench' and nout came up lol

Not quite the wording I used

Drop us a hint and let's see how far we can bump the price up

haha i used to get asked to do that for my mum.. lol

knowing our luck one of us would get shafted with a bench

No ... The idea is to get shafted ON the bench "

ive searched bondage bench and a few have come up lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What add-ons come with The Bench?

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"What add-ons come with The Bench?

"

None.

No DNA either!

A

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What add-ons come with The Bench?

None.

No DNA either!

A"

Are you charging extra for your workmanship?

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"What add-ons come with The Bench?

None.

No DNA either!

A

Are you charging extra for your workmanship?

"

Too bloody right! Top quality kink.

A

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