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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Having a rather grim day so far, including shutting the end of my finger in a car door, so who wants to put the smile back on my face? Let's hear ur best/cheesiest jokes!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

lady goes to the bar says to the barman can i have an inuendo please . so he gave her one xxxx ... four a laugh check out the farting nun organ as mentioned in the queef thread .. or watch the hippo and dog sing the lion sleeps tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well this went well!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got sent these earlier

Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.

Oh, there's so much nudity on TV, I just sit there shaking my fist. Last night I was furious!!!!

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

If Mondays suck, I'm still waiting for mine......is it free?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got sent these earlier

Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.

Oh, there's so much nudity on TV, I just sit there shaking my fist. Last night I was furious!!!!

"

Thankyou!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I have had a good Monday

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

I need a hit on a very rude woman in SW7....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

I need a hit on a very rude woman in SW7.... "

Bit out of my area, but if the pay is good....?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

I need a hit on a very rude woman in SW7....

Bit out of my area, but if the pay is good....? "

Ooohhhh why not go all 'throw momma from the train' and swap hits!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Any offer accepted, she was very pedantic, illogical, whingy and (sorry to all others) AMERICAN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mondays are alwais fun, I was at the gym earlier this morning and now relaxing and wathcing tv.. mr bean starts 4 pm

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"My mondays are alwais fun, I was at the gym earlier this morning and now relaxing and wathcing tv.. mr bean starts 4 pm "

Hahaha, oh well, if Mr Bean starts at 4pm there is hope!!!!........Does that mean all the men on their day off with hard cocks in their hand will stop messaging me too?? Hmmm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mondays are alwais fun, I was at the gym earlier this morning and now relaxing and wathcing tv.. mr bean starts 4 pm

Hahaha, oh well, if Mr Bean starts at 4pm there is hope!!!!........Does that mean all the men on their day off with hard cocks in their hand will stop messaging me too?? Hmmm?"
lol I think they will stop for the time being but it might fill up in 30min ur inbox hehe x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"My mondays are alwais fun, I was at the gym earlier this morning and now relaxing and wathcing tv.. mr bean starts 4 pm

Hahaha, oh well, if Mr Bean starts at 4pm there is hope!!!!........Does that mean all the men on their day off with hard cocks in their hand will stop messaging me too?? Hmmm?lol I think they will stop for the time being but it might fill up in 30min ur inbox hehe x"

A whole half an hour off!! Such luxury, I'll go sit in the garden I think, listen to the birdies!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mondays are alwais fun, I was at the gym earlier this morning and now relaxing and wathcing tv.. mr bean starts 4 pm

Hahaha, oh well, if Mr Bean starts at 4pm there is hope!!!!........Does that mean all the men on their day off with hard cocks in their hand will stop messaging me too?? Hmmm?lol I think they will stop for the time being but it might fill up in 30min ur inbox hehe x

A whole half an hour off!! Such luxury, I'll go sit in the garden I think, listen to the birdies!! "
Yes and have a cup of tea and work on the tan of the cleavage hehe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a nice monday, got up when I felt like it. Went sailing and enjoyed the sun my monday is tomorrow.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"My mondays are alwais fun, I was at the gym earlier this morning and now relaxing and wathcing tv.. mr bean starts 4 pm

Hahaha, oh well, if Mr Bean starts at 4pm there is hope!!!!........Does that mean all the men on their day off with hard cocks in their hand will stop messaging me too?? Hmmm?lol I think they will stop for the time being but it might fill up in 30min ur inbox hehe x

A whole half an hour off!! Such luxury, I'll go sit in the garden I think, listen to the birdies!! Yes and have a cup of tea and work on the tan of the cleavage hehe x"

Never you mind about my tanlines young man, you concentrate on yer Mr Bean!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mondays are alwais fun, I was at the gym earlier this morning and now relaxing and wathcing tv.. mr bean starts 4 pm

Hahaha, oh well, if Mr Bean starts at 4pm there is hope!!!!........Does that mean all the men on their day off with hard cocks in their hand will stop messaging me too?? Hmmm?lol I think they will stop for the time being but it might fill up in 30min ur inbox hehe x

A whole half an hour off!! Such luxury, I'll go sit in the garden I think, listen to the birdies!! Yes and have a cup of tea and work on the tan of the cleavage hehe x

Never you mind about my tanlines young man, you concentrate on yer Mr Bean!"
Ah and yes I will, its finished and was good, was really fun x.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Never mind her cleavage, and rubbing my nose in the fact that you've all had better days!! Where's my jokes?!?!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Ok, OK, I googled one for you:

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Oh I'm feeling mean:

Mary to Jill: ‘My last boyfriend said he fantasised about having two girls at once. Jill: ‘Most men do. What did you tell him?’ Mary: ‘I said, “If you can’t satisfy one woman, why would you want to piss off another one?”’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, OK, I googled one for you:

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough.""

Hehehehe!! Ty.xxx

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