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By *igcovcock OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry

How can woman concentrate when they have boobs? I mean you just look down and there is a lovely big round pair of boobs. How do you get anything done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can woman concentrate when they have boobs? I mean you just look down and there is a lovely big round pair of boobs. How do you get anything done."

It's tough but we manage lol

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By *igcovcock OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry


"How can woman concentrate when they have boobs? I mean you just look down and there is a lovely big round pair of boobs. How do you get anything done.

It's tough but we manage lol"

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By *igcovcock OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry

How?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

We just sling one over each shoulder. Out of sight, out of mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How? "

Cause we're used to them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can woman concentrate when they have boobs? I mean you just look down and there is a lovely big round pair of boobs. How do you get anything done."

I'm not into boobs lol

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By *angerpointCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

I use mine to rest things on its nearly as good as having a second pair of hands.x lol

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By *igcovcock OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry

If i had boobs I'd never look up. Lol

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By *igcovcock OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry


"I use mine to rest things on its nearly as good as having a second pair of hands.x lol "
your boobs are incredible

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By *angerpointCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

Thats a bit like me saying if I had a cock I wouldnt stop wanking. We get used to our own bodies. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't stop groping mine. Good job I don't share my office.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use mine to rest things on its nearly as good as having a second pair of hands.x lol "

very inviting could i possibly place my big, long and thick .............................bottle of wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't stop groping mine. Good job I don't share my office."

fancy sharing mine x

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By *igcovcock OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry


"I can't stop groping mine. Good job I don't share my office."
i wouldn't mind having a grope myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can woman concentrate when they have boobs? I mean you just look down and there is a lovely big round pair of boobs. How do you get anything done."

Simply promise yourself you'll give them the full attention they deserve at an appropriate opportunity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can woman concentrate when they have boobs? I mean you just look down and there is a lovely big round pair of boobs. How do you get anything done.

Simply promise yourself you'll give them the full attention they deserve at an appropriate opportunity "

Even better when you promise yourself someone else will give them the attention they deserve (thinks of last night ).

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By *igcovcock OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry


"How can woman concentrate when they have boobs? I mean you just look down and there is a lovely big round pair of boobs. How do you get anything done.

Simply promise yourself you'll give them the full attention they deserve at an appropriate opportunity "

I'd give yours all the attention in the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's called multi tasking

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By *igcovcock OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry


"It's called multi tasking "
really, explain.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not into playing with my own ( often) I prefer someone to do it for me

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By *igcovcock OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry


"I'm not into playing with my own ( often) I prefer someone to do it for me "
it would give me great pleasure to play with them for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cos we proudly thrust our chests out and soldier on

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By *igcovcock OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry


"cos we proudly thrust our chests out and soldier on "
urm yes please. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats a bit like me saying if I had a cock I wouldnt stop wanking. We get used to our own bodies. Xxx "

Well most guys on here don't stop wanking .lol

In fact guys full stop .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not into playing with my own ( often) I prefer someone to do it for me "

pleae form a orderley queue please

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By *igcovcock OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry


"Thats a bit like me saying if I had a cock I wouldnt stop wanking. We get used to our own bodies. Xxx

Well most guys on here don't stop wanking .lol

In fact guys full stop ."

like you women are any different lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats a bit like me saying if I had a cock I wouldnt stop wanking. We get used to our own bodies. Xxx

Well most guys on here don't stop wanking .lol

In fact guys full stop ."

I play with myself a lot. Not just a guy thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats a bit like me saying if I had a cock I wouldnt stop wanking. We get used to our own bodies. Xxx

Well most guys on here don't stop wanking .lol

In fact guys full stop .

I play with myself a lot. Not just a guy thing."

can you stop this its bloody hard enough to concentrate at work without thinking about you cupping your breasts and playing with yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my glasses, don't forget in my glasses.

My alter ego is 'office slut'......have desk, will bend over it provocatively lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my glasses, don't forget in my glasses.

My alter ego is 'office slut'......have desk, will bend over it provocatively lol.

"

jesus mary joseph and jane its too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my glasses, don't forget in my glasses.

My alter ego is 'office slut'......have desk, will bend over it provocatively lol.

jesus mary joseph and jane its too much "

if two of us did this u would be blaspheming some more lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my glasses, don't forget in my glasses.

My alter ego is 'office slut'......have desk, will bend over it provocatively lol.

jesus mary joseph and jane its too much

if two of us did this u would be blaspheming some more lol "

I have 2 desks!!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"How can woman concentrate when they have boobs? I mean you just look down and there is a lovely big round pair of boobs. How do you get anything done."

I just take mine off and put them back in their box. Aids me concentrating on stuff no end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my glasses, don't forget in my glasses.

My alter ego is 'office slut'......have desk, will bend over it provocatively lol.

jesus mary joseph and jane its too much

if two of us did this u would be blaspheming some more lol "

blessed are the cheese makers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my glasses, don't forget in my glasses.

My alter ego is 'office slut'......have desk, will bend over it provocatively lol.

jesus mary joseph and jane its too much

if two of us did this u would be blaspheming some more lol

I have 2 desks!!! "

Forgive me father for i have sinned and its too long since my last confession

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I squeeze mine ...its a comfort thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I squeeze mine ...its a comfort thing. "

I have no pockets in my trousers for the same reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I squeeze mine ...its a comfort thing. "

Me too!

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

Mine hold my pint of beer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine hold my pint of beer x"

there holding my attention as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want bewbz to squeeze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want bewbz to squeeze. "

Bitty!! Bitty!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

They do get in the way when attempting to play the hi-hats on a drum kit. Those Amazons may have had a point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its called growing up.

you tend to see things as just a part of your body, until an appropriate time.

much like your winky.

im sure you dont walk around all day masterbating (and if you do, you need to see a shrink)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have moobs. I find them frustrating and women are rarely distracted by them.

Equality? Pah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally fucks up your golf-swing too.

A small price to pay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Totally fucks up your golf-swing too.

A small price to pay. "

yeah i would find hard to hit a ball.if you were stood by the side of me teasing me

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Boobs.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Totally fucks up your golf-swing too.

A small price to pay.

yeah i would find hard to hit a ball.if you were stood by the side of me teasing me "

I always slice, I'm prone to hitting the back of my own bonce with the club and shout fore a lot. Never mind lacking concentration, you'd need to be seriously alert to protect the golfing fraternity from maiming/death by golfball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Totally fucks up your golf-swing too.

A small price to pay.

yeah i would find hard to hit a ball.if you were stood by the side of me teasing me

I always slice, I'm prone to hitting the back of my own bonce with the club and shout fore a lot. Never mind lacking concentration, you'd need to be seriously alert to protect the golfing fraternity from maiming/death by golfball."

your coming into the back of the ball to steep feel free to drop.me a message if you want to discuss it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Totally fucks up your golf-swing too.

A small price to pay.

yeah i would find hard to hit a ball.if you were stood by the side of me teasing me

I always slice, I'm prone to hitting the back of my own bonce with the club and shout fore a lot. Never mind lacking concentration, you'd need to be seriously alert to protect the golfing fraternity from maiming/death by golfball.

your coming into the back of the ball to steep feel free to drop.me a message if you want to discuss it"

Are you Tiger Woods???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Totally fucks up your golf-swing too.

A small price to pay.

yeah i would find hard to hit a ball.if you were stood by the side of me teasing me

I always slice, I'm prone to hitting the back of my own bonce with the club and shout fore a lot. Never mind lacking concentration, you'd need to be seriously alert to protect the golfing fraternity from maiming/death by golfball.

your coming into the back of the ball to steep feel free to drop.me a message if you want to discuss it

Are you Tiger Woods??? "

no i dont go with hookers when im in las vegas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met the fantastic Titanic Toni twice a few years ago in Somerset and she had the biggest pair I ever did see or come across

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By *igcovcock OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry


"I squeeze mine ...its a comfort thing. "
if you would like me to squeeze them for you that would be fine.

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By *igcovcock OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry


"Mine hold my pint of beer x"
i think you can get a whole pub full of beer in between you beautiful boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Totally fucks up your golf-swing too.

A small price to pay.

yeah i would find hard to hit a ball.if you were stood by the side of me teasing me

I always slice, I'm prone to hitting the back of my own bonce with the club and shout fore a lot. Never mind lacking concentration, you'd need to be seriously alert to protect the golfing fraternity from maiming/death by golfball.

your coming into the back of the ball to steep feel free to drop.me a message if you want to discuss it

Are you Tiger Woods???

no i dont go with hookers when im in las vegas "

I can't swing ... what's your thoughts on this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Totally fucks up your golf-swing too.

A small price to pay.

yeah i would find hard to hit a ball.if you were stood by the side of me teasing me

I always slice, I'm prone to hitting the back of my own bonce with the club and shout fore a lot. Never mind lacking concentration, you'd need to be seriously alert to protect the golfing fraternity from maiming/death by golfball.

your coming into the back of the ball to steep feel free to drop.me a message if you want to discuss it

Are you Tiger Woods???

no i dont go with hookers when im in las vegas

I can't swing ... what's your thoughts on this? "

I bet you bloody well can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Totally fucks up your golf-swing too.

A small price to pay.

yeah i would find hard to hit a ball.if you were stood by the side of me teasing me

I always slice, I'm prone to hitting the back of my own bonce with the club and shout fore a lot. Never mind lacking concentration, you'd need to be seriously alert to protect the golfing fraternity from maiming/death by golfball.

your coming into the back of the ball to steep feel free to drop.me a message if you want to discuss it

Are you Tiger Woods??? "

no but a very low single figure handicap is that any good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Totally fucks up your golf-swing too.

A small price to pay.

yeah i would find hard to hit a ball.if you were stood by the side of me teasing me

I always slice, I'm prone to hitting the back of my own bonce with the club and shout fore a lot. Never mind lacking concentration, you'd need to be seriously alert to protect the golfing fraternity from maiming/death by golfball.

your coming into the back of the ball to steep feel free to drop.me a message if you want to discuss it

Are you Tiger Woods???

no but a very low single figure handicap is that any good "

Actually in 5ish weeks time I'm off on a meet 'daaaahn saaaarf' and just so the guy can laugh at me and humiliate me he's taking me to a golf-course to assess the shitness of my swing and then batter me by 30 shots. He plays off 18 so he's ok I guess.

But I'll bear you in mind Tiger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Totally fucks up your golf-swing too.

A small price to pay.

yeah i would find hard to hit a ball.if you were stood by the side of me teasing me

I always slice, I'm prone to hitting the back of my own bonce with the club and shout fore a lot. Never mind lacking concentration, you'd need to be seriously alert to protect the golfing fraternity from maiming/death by golfball.

your coming into the back of the ball to steep feel free to drop.me a message if you want to discuss it

Are you Tiger Woods???

no but a very low single figure handicap is that any good

Actually in 5ish weeks time I'm off on a meet 'daaaahn saaaarf' and just so the guy can laugh at me and humiliate me he's taking me to a golf-course to assess the shitness of my swing and then batter me by 30 shots. He plays off 18 so he's ok I guess.

But I'll bear you in mind Tiger! "

i wish you all the best

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