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This wasn't my fault either ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I walked into my kitchen having just got up not realising there were window replacement guys working next door (they have been in stealth mode cos they have been very quiet), and there were two of them up on the flat roof .... and there was me looking like a startled rabbit caught in the headlights with next to nothing on ..................... one nearly fell off the roof .... oooooooooooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

that wasn't the look on his face as he nearly toppled off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...address please. I want to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell

stop sexualy harassing the poor workmen, Hope one was not a young apprentice, he may need councilling now

Hahah only you!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

pix of attire required to apportion blame ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just asked the builder if there's anything he wedge in my hole....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...address please. I want to see.

"

u want to perv the workmen lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have ran out shouting "oh god are you alright"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"pix of attire required to apportion blame .."

there was a lack of it

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Lucky workmen. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should have ran out shouting "oh god are you alright" "

I have a worry - I think they are gonna be the work men that do my windows as they have quoted for mine too ......... oh oooops busted !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody hell

stop sexualy harassing the poor workmen, Hope one was not a young apprentice, he may need councilling now

Hahah only you!"

I didn't hang around long enough to check his credentials

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell

stop sexualy harassing the poor workmen, Hope one was not a young apprentice, he may need councilling now

Hahah only you!

Poor man mentaly acared for life now

I didn't hang around long enough to check his credentials "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody hell

stop sexualy harassing the poor workmen, Hope one was not a young apprentice, he may need councilling now

Hahah only you!

Poor man mentaly acared for life now

I didn't hang around long enough to check his credentials "

deffo like half of here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work with a woman whose husband was hurt in a rta and she got a knock on the door from the police in the middle of the night.

It was days later back at work when she recalled asking them to come in and when walking ahead of them picked up her little kitten. She said.....'oh my God, I was wearing a tshirt. In my shock I bent over and gave them a clear close-up view of my fanny''

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to work with a woman whose husband was hurt in a rta and she got a knock on the door from the police in the middle of the night.

It was days later back at work when she recalled asking them to come in and when walking ahead of them picked up her little kitten. She said.....'oh my God, I was wearing a tshirt. In my shock I bent over and gave them a clear close-up view of my fanny''"

I dread to think what I had done in the kitchen that they saw cos I had deffo bent over to give the cat his tablets ... had to do this twice cos he spat one out ... also fed them so bent over to put their bowl down ... I am going nowhere near the kitchen now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oh god the situation just got worse ... said cat decided to start to throw up ... grabbed him and opened front door and just as I bent over to chuck him on the grass .. one of the workmen popped round his van ... and copped an eyefull ... bugger bugger bugger ... I think I need to go get showered and dressed and go out pronto !!

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford


"oh god the situation just got worse ... said cat decided to start to throw up ... grabbed him and opened front door and just as I bent over to chuck him on the grass .. one of the workmen popped round his van ... and copped an eyefull ... bugger bugger bugger ... I think I need to go get showered and dressed and go out pronto !! "
picsof what your wearing ...or it didn't happen!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oh god the situation just got worse ... said cat decided to start to throw up ... grabbed him and opened front door and just as I bent over to chuck him on the grass .. one of the workmen popped round his van ... and copped an eyefull ... bugger bugger bugger ... I think I need to go get showered and dressed and go out pronto !! picsof what your wearing ...or it didn't happen! "

in your inbox

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Rather put something in yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your asking for more rugby tackles

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your asking for more rugby tackles

Her "

who's rugby tackling who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its could only happen to you, no workmen or cats were permantly harmed I hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its could only happen to you, no workmen or cats were permantly harmed I hope "

nope the workmen are banging away merrily and the cat is eating his breakfast now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are making lots of noise so you dont surprise them with anything else!

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

#sniggers # workmen are banging away

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By *obbyCock36Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

The workmen are banging away merrily? Well as long as they are happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minxie, we all know that subconsciously you wanted to expose yourself! Bravo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Minxie, we all know that subconsciously you wanted to expose yourself! Bravo!

"

hey I have enough problems with the conscious let alone the subconscious too lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They are making lots of noise so you dont surprise them with anything else!"

they have gone silent again ... what are they perving now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha no they have just work out how to upload the pics they took to you tube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oooooooo shit my house is vibrating now ... they are using some grinding thingy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha no they have just work out how to upload the pics they took to you tube "

ooooooooooooooo when will I be famous lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minxie, I adore you! I'm giggling away here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha no they have just work out how to upload the pics they took to you tube

ooooooooooooooo when will I be famous lol "

Think that should read infamous!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Minxie, I adore you! I'm giggling away here "

this is all true and really happening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha no they have just work out how to upload the pics they took to you tube

ooooooooooooooo when will I be famous lol

Think that should read infamous!"

I think I am infamous already lol I wanna drop the in ... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No your very special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Minxie, I adore you! I'm giggling away here

this is all true and really happening "

lol happened to me last year too. Was having a lie in, got up for the loo and there was a man stood on next doors scaffolding right next to my landing window. I was nakid but luckily for him, he was talking to his workmate on the ground

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No your very special "

I am not sure I am liking the way this might go lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Minxie, I adore you! I'm giggling away here

this is all true and really happening

lol happened to me last year too. Was having a lie in, got up for the loo and there was a man stood on next doors scaffolding right next to my landing window. I was nakid but luckily for him, he was talking to his workmate on the ground "

see these things dooo happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Minxie, I adore you! I'm giggling away here

this is all true and really happening

lol happened to me last year too. Was having a lie in, got up for the loo and there was a man stood on next doors scaffolding right next to my landing window. I was nakid but luckily for him, he was talking to his workmate on the ground

see these things dooo happen "

they do indeed. You are a star Minxie x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Minxie, I adore you! I'm giggling away here

this is all true and really happening

lol happened to me last year too. Was having a lie in, got up for the loo and there was a man stood on next doors scaffolding right next to my landing window. I was nakid but luckily for him, he was talking to his workmate on the ground

see these things dooo happen

they do indeed. You are a star Minxie x"

thank u xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your asking for more rugby tackles

Her

who's rugby tackling who? "
me n you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your asking for more rugby tackles

Her

who's rugby tackling who? me n you "

oooooooo bring it on lol ure going down first so I have a comfy landing lol

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