FabSwingers.com forum: Swingers wedding

By *urvywelsh OP Couple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Myself and Mr are engaged and I was thinking about weddings. I thought about a swingers wedding and what it would entail.

When police get married they walk under an arch of truncheons held by colleagues. I fancy an arch of sex toys, sky remotes and lynx cans.

Any other daft ideas for a swinger-themed wedding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obligatory cock pics for all the men in the wedding album

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By *urvywelsh OP Couple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

With pampas grass in my bouquet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't advertise for a photographer

You'll be inundated

In swing world, you become a professional photographer as soon as you get the fuji finepix out of Currys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instead of invites, put it up as a meet request

Insist on verifications from guests rather than wedding cards

Gift vouchers for Love Honey as wedding gifts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honeymoon in cap'dage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the vicar closes with :

'You may now gang bang the bride''

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Instead of a dance floor, a huge, huge bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone old someone new,

Someone borrowed.....

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

Watch for the stampede as soon as the vicar says "you may now kiss the bride"

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples only reception ?

Or a buffet fee for single males

Single fems eat free

single bi fems get extra sausage rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bukkake shower instead of confetti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bukkake shower instead of confetti "
pmsl

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Insteasd of a wedding ring for mr see how many cock rings you can get on him

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Catering by Toshn's café.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone old someone new,

Someone borrowed....."

something blue (waffle)

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By *urvywelsh OP Couple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Keep 'em coming. Making me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone old someone new,

Someone borrowed.....

something blue (waffle)

I kind of had violet in mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So funny

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By *pplecrunchWoman
over a year ago

Yeovil

What about having all the food laid out on all the single men and woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

black lace - gang bang as the wedding song

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By *urvywelsh OP Couple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

"Bukkake shower instead of confetti "

Love that. Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Different meaning to place the ring on her finger

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A tranny as one of the bridesmaids and 5-6 single guys stood in a corner muttering about would it make them gay if they....

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By *urvywelsh OP Couple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

"A tranny as one of the bridesmaids and 5-6 single guys stood in a corner muttering about would it make them gay if they....

Haha xx

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By *irtyAndCh33kyCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

A spit roast for the evening buffet instead of a hog roast?!

Mrs Dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Instead of invites, put it up as a meet request

Insist on verifications from guests rather than wedding cards

Gift vouchers for Love Honey as wedding gifts"

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone old someone new,

Someone borrowed.....

something blue (waffle)

I kind of had violet in mind"

You mentioned my name ?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Of course the bride would have to walk down the aisle to "Here Cums the Bride" !

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

"And the vicar closes with :

'You may now gang bang the bride''"

Haha love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Instead of a dance floor, a huge, huge bed

Sounds about right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pearl necklace for the bride?

The bridesmaids can fight for it after

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

Must play we're up all night to get lucky.

Compulsery for maid of honour to fuck best man middle of dance floor. First fuck instead of first dance then bride with best man and groom with maid of honour

Plwase can I have an invite

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

"Instead of a dance floor, a huge, huge bed

Sounds about right!

I second this

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Someone old someone new,

Someone borrowed....."

I guess people don't feel like fucking when they're blue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whilst the groom chose a simple towel gently resting on his hips, the bride opted for an ivory basque coupled with hold up stockings and come fuck me heels"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself and Mr are engaged and I was thinking about weddings. I thought about a swingers wedding and what it would entail.

When police get married they walk under an arch of truncheons held by colleagues. I fancy an arch of sex toys, sky remotes and lynx cans.

Any other daft ideas for a swinger-themed wedding?

As long as we all get an invite!

Naked live statues!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms as party favours

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

all bridesmaids trannies ...foam disco party

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

A Conga with straps ons at the reception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only seating - SWINGS!

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By *urvywelsh OP Couple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Loving these ideas. Makes me want to do it for real. And you're all invited

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"all bridesmaids trannies ...foam disco party"

Might ruin my leopard print

Rather than a bouquet, the bride throws a giant dildo over her shoulder. Whoever can do most with it is next in.

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"all bridesmaids trannies ...foam disco party"

Mmm rubber bridesmaids dresses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strap on conga suggestion had me in stitches

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

The stag and hen do's would be fun !!!

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By *urvywelsh OP Couple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

"The stag and hen do's would be fun !!!

How could you top strippers though? Lol x

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By *ittall2020Man
over a year ago

Norwich

I guess the wedding shower will be golden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could do a normal one for family and friends and do a swinging one for your swinging friends

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By *urvywelsh OP Couple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

"I guess the wedding shower will be golden "

Oh dear. Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be mandatory for the vicar to wear a spiked dog collar I suppose

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

I was in hedo 3 in Jamaica and there was a wedding party from Sweden.

It was only at the wedding ceremony three days later, when we realised who the bride and groom were. You would of never had known, no one ever saw them together.

Now that's a swingers wedding

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