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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good morning and Bore da

I shall be serving till I go to work. Then my 2 glamorous waitresses will take over ( A right pair of minx's )

Todays special . Tosh's meaty balls .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please, one special. How's trix in good old 'ull? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning and Bore da

I shall be serving till I go to work. Then my 2 glamorous waitresses will take over ( A right pair of minx's )

Todays special . Tosh's meaty balls ."

Mmm but I just couldn't face that right now x

Mug of tea n a quiet corner please x

Morning x by the way x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Morning all, just a latte for me please and a snog to get me going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes, do apologise.... Good morning! And pretty please a cup of tea? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please, one special. How's trix in good old 'ull? X

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love a lady with taste . Its fine here in ull xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning and Bore da

I shall be serving till I go to work. Then my 2 glamorous waitresses will take over ( A right pair of minx's )

Todays special . Tosh's meaty balls .

Mmm but I just couldn't face that right now x

Mug of tea n a quiet corner please x

Morning x by the way x "
morning will bring a tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all, just a latte for me please and a snog to get me going

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my pleasure madam and im sure a quick feel while snogging is in order

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh yes, do apologise.... Good morning! And pretty please a cup of tea? X"
on its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please, one special. How's trix in good old 'ull? X

love a lady with taste . Its fine here in ull xx

That's good to know. So the chips are still being spiced?

I hear the Tickets for the bridge are now a lot cheaper, if that is true I may have to come and visit. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yes, do apologise.... Good morning! And pretty please a cup of tea? X on its way

Thank you!! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please, one special. How's trix in good old 'ull? X

love a lady with taste . Its fine here in ull xx

That's good to know. So the chips are still being spiced?

I hear the Tickets for the bridge are now a lot cheaper, if that is true I may have to come and visit. Xx

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Yes . Only £1.50 for cars . Well worth the trip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please, one special. How's trix in good old 'ull? X

love a lady with taste . Its fine here in ull xx

That's good to know. So the chips are still being spiced?

I hear the Tickets for the bridge are now a lot cheaper, if that is true I may have to come and visit. Xx

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Could be a plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all.A nice strong cup of coffee here please as need help to get out of bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning all.A nice strong cup of coffee here please as need help to get out of bed

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coming up . No worries xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Toshn. A strong black tea please. Least I have the week off , so can go back to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning all.A nice strong cup of coffee here please as need help to get out of bed

coming up . No worries xx

thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top of the morning, sexy fabfuckers, happy Monday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning all.A nice strong cup of coffee here please as need help to get out of bed

coming up . No worries xx

thank you x

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You are welcomexx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning Toshn. A strong black tea please. Least I have the week off , so can go back to bed.

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Morning sexy . Cummin up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning

Can I have tea with a couple of crumpets. Been up since 5 and it's a bit nippy out there x

Thanks. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning

Can I have tea with a couple of crumpets. Been up since 5 and it's a bit nippy out there x

Thanks. Xx

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tea and a bit of crumpet cummin up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning, I will make me own tea while I get me uniform on as the tosh boss has gone to work now

I wonder if there is any jam for me toast....

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By *iss tenaciousWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning could have please have a strong coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning could have please have a strong coffee

Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Pot of Assam tea, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pot of Assam tea, please.

Very good choice if I may say, on it's way sir

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Pot of Assam tea, please.

Very good choice if I may say, on it's way sir

Thank you! Are you wearing a short skirt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pot of Assam tea, please.

Very good choice if I may say, on it's way sir

Thank you! Are you wearing a short skirt?"

I'm just wearing my little frilly pinny

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Pot of Assam tea, please.

Very good choice if I may say, on it's way sir

Thank you! Are you wearing a short skirt?

I'm just wearing my little frilly pinny

Oh, my!

I shall keep beckoning you over just to watch you walk back to the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pot of Assam tea, please.

Very good choice if I may say, on it's way sir

Thank you! Are you wearing a short skirt?

I'm just wearing my little frilly pinny

Oh, my!

I shall keep beckoning you over just to watch you walk back to the kitchen. "

always happy to wiggle your way sir

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Pot of Assam tea, please.

Very good choice if I may say, on it's way sir

Thank you! Are you wearing a short skirt?

I'm just wearing my little frilly pinny

Oh, my!

I shall keep beckoning you over just to watch you walk back to the kitchen.

always happy to wiggle your way sir

Booty and the beast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all, I would say good morning but it is way too early and ive had less than five hours sleep, so for me please can I have a bowl of strong coffee, and a nice morning wake up call, thank you very muchly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning could have please have a strong coffee

Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat

I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning could have please have a strong coffee

Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat

I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you

Are you not serving the lovely females on here? Everyone seems to have gone quiet... And I need waking up properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all, I would say good morning but it is way too early and ive had less than five hours sleep, so for me please can I have a bowl of strong coffee, and a nice morning wake up call, thank you very muchly x"

Good morning beautiful lady I can do the coffee no problem but I'm not sure I'm what you desire for a wake up call

The boss has sauntered of to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning could have please have a strong coffee

Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat

I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you

Breakfast in bed is my speciality sir.......coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Tosh. Good morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning Tosh. Good morning all

Good morning sir will you be placing an order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning could have please have a strong coffee

Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat

I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you

Are you not serving the lovely females on here? Everyone seems to have gone quiet... And I need waking up properly

I'm sure that can be arranged and taken care of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning could have please have a strong coffee

Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat

I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you

Breakfast in bed is my speciality sir.......coming right up

That would be perfect but it looks like you have your hands full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning could have please have a strong coffee

Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat

I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you

Breakfast in bed is my speciality sir.......coming right up

That would be perfect but it looks like you have your hands full

My hands are always full looking after your order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning could have please have a strong coffee

Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat

I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you

Are you not serving the lovely females on here? Everyone seems to have gone quiet... And I need waking up properly

I'm sure that can be arranged and taken care of

That would be lovely. I will wait here patiently for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning could have please have a strong coffee

Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat

I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you

Are you not serving the lovely females on here? Everyone seems to have gone quiet... And I need waking up properly

I'm sure that can be arranged and taken care of

That would be lovely. I will wait here patiently for you

Does madam require anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning could have please have a strong coffee

Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat

I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you

Breakfast in bed is my speciality sir.......coming right up

That would be perfect but it looks like you have your hands full

My hands are always full looking after your order

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would you like a hand with anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning could have please have a strong coffee

Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat

I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you

Breakfast in bed is my speciality sir.......coming right up

That would be perfect but it looks like you have your hands full

My hands are always full looking after your order

would you like a hand with anything

Mmm hold me jugs while I handle your sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning could have please have a strong coffee

Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat

I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you

Are you not serving the lovely females on here? Everyone seems to have gone quiet... And I need waking up properly

I'm sure that can be arranged and taken care of

That would be lovely. I will wait here patiently for you

Does madam require anything else

Hmmmm let me think about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all any chance of a coffee and a bacon bap please x

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

" Tosh's meaty balls ."
with cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all any chance of a coffee and a bacon bap please x

Certainly sir I will serve your needs right away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning could have please have a strong coffee

Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat

I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you

Breakfast in bed is my speciality sir.......coming right up

That would be perfect but it looks like you have your hands full

My hands are always full looking after your order

would you like a hand with anything

Mmm hold me jugs while I handle your sausage

now theres an offer I can't refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Tosh's meaty balls . with cheese

No I made him shower

They come neatly trimmed and full of his special sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning could have please have a strong coffee

Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat

I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you

Breakfast in bed is my speciality sir.......coming right up

That would be perfect but it looks like you have your hands full

My hands are always full looking after your order

would you like a hand with anything

Mmm hold me jugs while I handle your sausage

now theres an offer I can't refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya. Yeah I know....im late again!!!

Sooorreeeee.

Can I have a cuppa please...I will do the late shift.

Ta x

Morning everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning could have please have a strong coffee

Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat

I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you

Breakfast in bed is my speciality sir.......coming right up

That would be perfect but it looks like you have your hands full

My hands are always full looking after your order

would you like a hand with anything

Mmm hold me jugs while I handle your sausage

now theres an offer I can't refuse

I bet you've had a very busy morning and why don't you lie down and I will give a nice relaxing massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning xx

Today will be a day of rest for my sore bits

;-);-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning could have please have a strong coffee

Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat

I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you

Breakfast in bed is my speciality sir.......coming right up

That would be perfect but it looks like you have your hands full

My hands are always full looking after your order

would you like a hand with anything

Mmm hold me jugs while I handle your sausage

now theres an offer I can't refuse

I bet you've had a very busy morning and why don't you lie down and I will give a nice relaxing massage

Why thank you that would be great

The boss is not big on staff privileges at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hiya. Yeah I know....im late again!!!

Sooorreeeee.

Can I have a cuppa please...I will do the late shift.

Ta x

Morning everyone

Shish where have ya been woman.....

I've been run off my feet and the boss has taken the day off

Well thankfully you can take over I'm off for a massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning xx

Today will be a day of rest for my sore bits

;-);-)"

Lucky moo it's only my feet in this place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning ... please can I have toast soldiers and dippy eggs and a nice cup of tea ... not that builders stuff mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning ... please can I have toast soldiers and dippy eggs and a nice cup of tea ... not that builders stuff mind

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I will serve you . The staff are very slow today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hiya. Yeah I know....im late again!!!

Sooorreeeee.

Can I have a cuppa please...I will do the late shift.

Ta x

Morning everyone

Shish where have ya been woman.....

I've been run off my feet and the boss has taken the day off

Well thankfully you can take overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gisafTmbVd8 I'm off for a massage

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having a bad day . Need hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning ... please can I have toast soldiers and dippy eggs and a nice cup of tea ... not that builders stuff mind

I will serve you . The staff are very slow today

thank you

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Hiya. Yeah I know....im late again!!!

Sooorreeeee.

Can I have a cuppa please...I will do the late shift.

Ta x

Morning everyone

Shish where have ya been woman.....

I've been run off my feet and the boss has taken the day off

Well thankfully you can take overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gisafTmbVd8 I'm off for a massage

having a bad day . Need hugs

((((((((((

)))))))))))

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hiya. Yeah I know....im late again!!!

Sooorreeeee.

Can I have a cuppa please...I will do the late shift.

Ta x

Morning everyone

Shish where have ya been woman.....

I've been run off my feet and the boss has taken the day off

Well thankfully you can take overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gisafTmbVd8 I'm off for a massage

having a bad day . Need hugs

((((((((((

)))))))))))"
haha that you tube thingy was not suppose to be there . I still had it in my copy and paste x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hiya. Yeah I know....im late again!!!

Sooorreeeee.

Can I have a cuppa please...I will do the late shift.

Ta x

Morning everyone

Shish where have ya been woman.....

I've been run off my feet and the boss has taken the day off

Well thankfully you can take over I'm off for a massage

Sorted.

Enjoy your massage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hiya. Yeah I know....im late again!!!

Sooorreeeee.

Can I have a cuppa please...I will do the late shift.

Ta x

Morning everyone

Shish where have ya been woman.....

I've been run off my feet and the boss has taken the day off

Well thankfully you can take over I'm off for a massage

Sorted.

Enjoy your massage.

"
oh you made it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ive been rushed off me feet

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Hiya. Yeah I know....im late again!!!

Sooorreeeee.

Can I have a cuppa please...I will do the late shift.

Ta x

Morning everyone

Shish where have ya been woman.....

I've been run off my feet and the boss has taken the day off

Well thankfully you can take overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gisafTmbVd8 I'm off for a massage

having a bad day . Need hugs

((((((((((

))))))))))) haha that you tube thingy was not suppose to be there . I still had it in my copy and paste x"

Ooops!! Haha, not a dirty one though!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Do you supply newspapers whilst we are waiting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo glad I rolled in at lunchtime.. Meaty balls will do nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you supply newspapers whilst we are waiting?

Yes of course. Which one would you like? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooo glad I rolled in at lunchtime.. Meaty balls will do nicely

Boss will be back shortly. Thats his speciality. X

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