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"Could I just have a cup of tea please?" Of course madam . Could I not tempt you to try a bit of my cocko | |||
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"Good morning! As I'm the first customer and quite ravenous this morning, I would like to buy all your rice pudding before anyone gets a look in... " don't worry I can make lots more rice pudding after a short break | |||
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"Bugger...I was too slow... " I find that better then been too quick | |||
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"Its purely medicinal so will require repeat prescriptions. I don't mind the wait..... " Aww thankyou . You can take it oraly or internally . Medicinal of course | |||
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"Ahh shame I was too quick then " Variety is the spice of life they say... | |||
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"Ahh shame I was too quick then " Nah . You are allowed to be quick . I'm not | |||
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"Morning all. Coffee for me pls. " Coming up mate . | |||
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"Hey up all me customers have done one " I looked but thought you were busy "coming up" your mate | |||
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"Hey up all me customers have done one I looked but thought you were busy "coming up" your mate " This special sausage is for ladies only | |||
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"When did you last look? " When you asked if it was square | |||
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"When did you last look? When you asked if it was square " Haha. Do you need someone to double check? | |||
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"When did you last look? When you asked if it was square Haha. Do you need someone to double check? " yeah . Have a good look for me and let me know what yer think | |||
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"When did you last look? When you asked if it was square Haha. Do you need someone to double check? yeah . Have a good look for me and let me know what yer think " Oh I've looked, several times! Stored in the wank bank | |||
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"When did you last look? When you asked if it was square Haha. Do you need someone to double check? yeah . Have a good look for me and let me know what yer think Oh I've looked, several times! Stored in the wank bank " I aim to please | |||
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"Your efforts are very much appreciated. Gonna let you get back to serving your ladies when they wake, have a fab day. " You too . And thanks for checking out me sausage | |||
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"Good morning boss it's Sunday and I thought as it's normally a quieter service I would have a lie in Do I get to sample what's on the menus Just so I know what I'm promoting you understand " Of course grab yourself a mouthful of my cocko | |||
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"Any time! Just give me a poke if it needs checked again " It will . I mean I will | |||
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"Good morning boss it's Sunday and I thought as it's normally a quieter service I would have a lie in Do I get to sample what's on the menus Just so I know what I'm promoting you understand Of course grab yourself a mouthful of my cocko " Mmmmm very good, can I try a sample of the pudding | |||
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"Good morning boss it's Sunday and I thought as it's normally a quieter service I would have a lie in Do I get to sample what's on the menus Just so I know what I'm promoting you understand Of course grab yourself a mouthful of my cocko Mmmmm very good, can I try a sample of the pudding " Keep eating the cocko and you will get the pudding . Trust me | |||
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"Good morning boss it's Sunday and I thought as it's normally a quieter service I would have a lie in Do I get to sample what's on the menus Just so I know what I'm promoting you understand Of course grab yourself a mouthful of my cocko Mmmmm very good, can I try a sample of the pudding Keep eating the cocko and you will get the pudding . Trust me " Ooo does that mean I'm allowed a full serving......I thought I might only be allowed a sample taste | |||
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"Please can I have a cup of tea? Id like to dunk my cocko " Kinky but hey ho . Cuppa and a coco cumming up | |||
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"Good morning boss it's Sunday and I thought as it's normally a quieter service I would have a lie in Do I get to sample what's on the menus Just so I know what I'm promoting you understand Of course grab yourself a mouthful of my cocko Mmmmm very good, can I try a sample of the pudding Keep eating the cocko and you will get the pudding . Trust me Ooo does that mean I'm allowed a full serving......I thought I might only be allowed a sample taste " Was meant to be . But you eat so well | |||
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"Morning my usual please " On its way sir | |||
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"Morning my usual please On its way sir " Would you like the waitress to bring it | |||
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"Morning my usual please On its way sir Would you like the waitress to bring it " oh yes please | |||
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"Morning my usual please On its way sir " thank you | |||
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"Morning my usual please On its way sir Would you like the waitress to bring it " wait for your pudding first before you go off flirting it nearly on its way | |||
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"Morning my usual please On its way sir Would you like the waitress to bring it oh yes please " Personal service coming up I hope sir is feeling well today | |||
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"Morning my usual please On its way sir Would you like the waitress to bring it wait for your pudding first before you go off flirting it nearly on its way " Sorry boss I was just being a good little waitress, I don't like to keep my regulars waiting | |||
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"Morning my usual please On its way sir Would you like the waitress to bring it wait for your pudding first before you go off flirting it nearly on its way " I'm sure she can handle a double helping | |||
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"Morning. in need of a cuppa please" No problem .on its way | |||
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"Morning my usual please On its way sir Would you like the waitress to bring it oh yes please Personal service coming up I hope sir is feeling well today " Your smile always perks me up | |||
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"Morning my usual please On its way sir Would you like the waitress to bring it wait for your pudding first before you go off flirting it nearly on its way I'm sure she can handle a double helping " Multi tasking is a speciality of mine | |||
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"Morning. in need of a cuppa please No problem .on its way " fank you. Better service than yesterday | |||
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"Morning my usual please On its way sir Would you like the waitress to bring it oh yes please Personal service coming up I hope sir is feeling well today Your smile always perks me up " | |||
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"Morning my usual please On its way sir Would you like the waitress to bring it wait for your pudding first before you go off flirting it nearly on its way I'm sure she can handle a double helping Multi tasking is a speciality of mine " Go on then crack on and serve others . I need to others to sample Me porridge | |||
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"Morning my usual please On its way sir Would you like the waitress to bring it wait for your pudding first before you go off flirting it nearly on its way I'm sure she can handle a double helping Multi tasking is a speciality of mine " is it now | |||
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"Morning. in need of a cuppa please No problem .on its way fank you. Better service than yesterday" I know . You just can't get the staff | |||
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"In my head u now look like Roy Cropper... your two assistance are Mary and Anna.. lol " funny . You will be wanting a farmhouse special .Giles | |||
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"Morning. in need of a cuppa please No problem .on its way fank you. Better service than yesterday I know . You just can't get the staff " Achem it was you who went back to bed boss without telling the staff what you wanted doing | |||
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"In my head u now look like Roy Cropper... your two assistance are Mary and Anna.. lol funny . You will be wanting a farmhouse special .Giles " Nah on a diet Roy.. gonna have weetabix before going for a stomp around a lake with my little one. | |||
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"Morning. in need of a cuppa please No problem .on its way fank you. Better service than yesterday I know . You just can't get the staff Achem it was you who went back to bed boss without telling the staff what you wanted doing " I won't go off to bed without asking you first | |||
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"Morning. in need of a cuppa please No problem .on its way fank you. Better service than yesterday I know . You just can't get the staff Achem it was you who went back to bed boss without telling the staff what you wanted doing " All the after hours training I have given you . I thought you would know | |||
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"I don't like rice pudding I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat To be on the safe side I would like some chocolate milk if you have any " hello trouble | |||
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"I don't like rice pudding I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat To be on the safe side I would like some chocolate milk if you have any hello trouble " Hello sexy, how is you? | |||
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"I don't like rice pudding I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat To be on the safe side I would like some chocolate milk if you have any " Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me | |||
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"I don't like rice pudding I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat To be on the safe side I would like some chocolate milk if you have any Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me " I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies | |||
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"I don't like rice pudding I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat To be on the safe side I would like some chocolate milk if you have any hello trouble Hello sexy, how is you? " good thanks but I've chipped a nail | |||
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"Morning. in need of a cuppa please No problem .on its way fank you. Better service than yesterday I know . You just can't get the staff Achem it was you who went back to bed boss without telling the staff what you wanted doing I won't go off to bed without asking you first " If you did the nurse would have to call for matron | |||
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"I don't like rice pudding I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat To be on the safe side I would like some chocolate milk if you have any Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies " You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see | |||
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"I don't like rice pudding I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat To be on the safe side I would like some chocolate milk if you have any hello trouble Hello sexy, how is you? good thanks but I've chipped a nail " Oh noooooooo maybe while you are in the salon getting a facial and semi permanent make up you can throw in a mani-pedi just to give you a big happy | |||
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"Morning. in need of a cuppa please No problem .on its way fank you. Better service than yesterday I know . You just can't get the staff Achem it was you who went back to bed boss without telling the staff what you wanted doing All the after hours training I have given you . I thought you would know " Well it's not that I don't know....it's more that I like the refresher courses | |||
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"Morning. in need of a cuppa please No problem .on its way fank you. Better service than yesterday I know . You just can't get the staff Achem it was you who went back to bed boss without telling the staff what you wanted doing I won't go off to bed without asking you first If you did the nurse would have to call for matron " do you think she'd join in ooops I mean help | |||
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"I don't like rice pudding I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat To be on the safe side I would like some chocolate milk if you have any Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see " Are you being sneaky and trying to slip me some man meat? If so just wiggle it in front of me and I will lick it....never met a man I didn't eat | |||
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"Morning. in need of a cuppa please No problem .on its way fank you. Better service than yesterday I know . You just can't get the staff Achem it was you who went back to bed boss without telling the staff what you wanted doing On a All the after hours training I have given you . I thought you would know Well it's not that I don't know....it's more that I like the refresher courses " Wondered why you keep asking for extra training | |||
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"I don't like rice pudding I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat To be on the safe side I would like some chocolate milk if you have any Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see Are you being sneaky and trying to slip me some man meat? If so just wiggle it in front of me and I will lick it....never met a man I didn't eat " Shit . You sussed me | |||
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"I don't like rice pudding I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat To be on the safe side I would like some chocolate milk if you have any Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see Are you being sneaky and trying to slip me some man meat? If so just wiggle it in front of me and I will lick it....never met a man I didn't eat Shit . You sussed me " Show me then.......and bring milk | |||
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"I don't like rice pudding I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat To be on the safe side I would've like some chocolate milk if you have any Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see Are you being sneaky and trying to slip me some man meat? If so just wiggle it in front of me and I will lick it....never met a man I didn't eat Shit . You sussed me Show me then.......and bring milk " You keep licking it and you will get some of tosh's special milk | |||
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"Morning. in need of a cuppa please No problem .on its way fank you. Better service than yesterday I know . You just can't get the staff Achem it was you who went back to bed boss without telling the staff what you wanted doing I won't go off to bed without asking you first If you did the nurse would have to call for matron do you think she'd join in ooops I mean help " Oh I'm sure she would | |||
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"I don't like rice pudding I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat To be on the safe side I would've like some chocolate milk if you have any Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see Are you being sneaky and trying to slip me some man meat? If so just wiggle it in front of me and I will lick it....never met a man I didn't eat Shit . You sussed me Show me then.......and bring milk You keep licking it and you will get some of tosh's special milk " Much as I love you - I did order chocolate milk | |||
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"I don't like rice pudding I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat To be on the safe side I would've like some chocolate milk if you have any Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see Are you being sneaky and trying to slip me some man meat? If so just wiggle it in front of me and I will lick it....never met a man I didn't eat Shit . You sussed me Show me then.......and bring milk You keep licking it and you will get some of tosh's special milk Much as I love you - I did order chocolate milk " oh ok . I can't do that . Will go get yer some | |||
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"Morning. in need of a cuppa please No problem .on its way fank you. Better service than yesterday I know . You just can't get the staff Achem it was you who went back to bed boss without telling the staff what you wanted doing I won't go off to bed without asking you first If you did the nurse would have to call for matron do you think she'd join in ooops I mean help Oh I'm sure she would " In that case I think I need to lie down | |||
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"I don't like rice pudding I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat To be on the safe side I would've like some chocolate milk if you have any Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see Are you being sneaky and trying to slip me some man meat? If so just wiggle it in front of me and I will lick it....never met a man I didn't eat Shit . You sussed me Show me then.......and bring milk You keep licking it and you will get some of tosh's special milk Much as I love you - I did order chocolate milk oh ok . I can't do that . Will go get yer some " Bring your willy as well......once I have had my milk I will want something to chew on | |||
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"I don't like rice pudding I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat To be on the safe side I would've like some chocolate milk if you have any Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see Are you being sneaky and trying to slip me some man meat? If so just wiggle it in front of me and I will lick it....never met a man I didn't eat Shit . You sussed me Show me then.......and bring milk You keep licking it and you will get some of tosh's special milk Much as I love you - I did order chocolate milk oh ok . I can't do that . Will go get yer some " customers are always right | |||
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"I don't like rice pudding I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat To be on the safe side I would've like some chocolate milk if you have any Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see Are you being sneaky and trying to slip me some man meat? If so just wiggle it in front of me and I will lick it....never met a man I didn't eat Shit . You sussed me Show me then.......and bring milk You keep licking it and you will get some of tosh's special milk Much as I love you - I did order chocolate milk oh ok . I can't do that . Will go get yer some Bring your willy as well......once I have had my milk I will want something to chew on " I have some whipping cream back at mine | |||
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"I don't like rice pudding I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat To be on the safe side I would've like some chocolate milk if you have any Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see Are you being sneaky and trying to slip me some man meat? If so just wiggle it in front of me and I will lick it....never met a man I didn't eat Shit . You sussed me Show me then.......and bring milk You keep licking it and you will get some of tosh's special milk Much as I love you - I did order chocolate milk oh ok . I can't do that . Will go get yer some Bring your willy as well......once I have had my milk I will want something to chew on " Chocolate milk and a willy cumming up | |||
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"I don't like rice pudding I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat To be on the safe side I would've like some chocolate milk if you have any Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see Are you being sneaky and trying to slip me some man meat? If so just wiggle it in front of me and I will lick it....never met a man I didn't eat Shit . You sussed me Show me then.......and bring milk You keep licking it and you will get some of tosh's special milk Much as I love you - I did order chocolate milk oh ok . I can't do that . Will go get yer some Bring your willy as well......once I have had my milk I will want something to chew on I have some whipping cream back at mine " Never say never and two for the price of one.......rude not to | |||
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"Good morning, don't need any food today, hubby just brought me in breakfast " just a tea then madam | |||
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"Good morning, don't need any food today, hubby just brought me in breakfast just a tea then madam " I've got coffee , thanks | |||
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"Morning all, wide awake but want more sleep as going to need my energy later so a coffee and something for the energy levels please... Oh and can you do room service as my bed is very comfy x " Naked room service on its way | |||
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"Good morning, don't need any food today, hubby just brought me in breakfast just a tea then madam I've got coffee , thanks " oh now thats just teasing | |||
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"Morning all, wide awake but want more sleep as going to need my energy later so a coffee and something for the energy levels please... Oh and can you do room service as my bed is very comfy x " You need a protein shake | |||
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"Morning all, wide awake but want more sleep as going to need my energy later so a coffee and something for the energy levels please... Oh and can you do room service as my bed is very comfy x Naked room service on its way " If I have fallen back to sleep will you wake me ever so gently x | |||
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"Morning all, wide awake but want more sleep as going to need my energy later so a coffee and something for the energy levels please... Oh and can you do room service as my bed is very comfy x You need a protein shake " I do indeed | |||
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"Morning all, wide awake but want more sleep as going to need my energy later so a coffee and something for the energy levels please... Oh and can you do room service as my bed is very comfy x Naked room service on its way If I have fallen back to sleep will you wake me ever so gently x " Oh don't worry you will not even know ive clumbed in . I mean been in | |||
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"Bore da Toshn I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing Can I apply for a position? " of course . What position do you prefer | |||
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"Bore da Toshn I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing Can I apply for a position? " Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit | |||
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"Bore da Toshn I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing Can I apply for a position? Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit " NURSE | |||
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"Bore da Toshn I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing Can I apply for a position? Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit " Oh thanks for telling me you are binning me | |||
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"Bore da Toshn I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing Can I apply for a position? Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit NURSE " How did you know x I need a change x | |||
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"Ive woken up ravenous......I'll have everything thats on the menu thanks" Good choice madam . Love a ravenous lady | |||
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"Bore da Toshn I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing Can I apply for a position? of course . What position do you prefer " Can I please try them all during my probationary period x to se what I'm comfortable with x | |||
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"Bore da Toshn I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing Can I apply for a position? of course . What position do you prefer Can I please try them all during my probationary period x to se what I'm comfortable with x " of course we will spend hours trying different positions till you find one you like | |||
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"Bore da Toshn I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing Can I apply for a position? Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit NURSE How did you know x I need a change x " well change out of those clothes and put something sexy on | |||
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"Morning Tosh and all your lovely customers, can I have a latte please and a thick slice of your cocko " one latte and a special double thick cocko for you and getting thicker by the Minute | |||
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"Morning all, wide awake but want more sleep as going to need my energy later so a coffee and something for the energy levels please... Oh and can you do room service as my bed is very comfy x Naked room service on its way If I have fallen back to sleep will you wake me ever so gently x Oh don't worry you will not even know ive clumbed in . I mean been in " I'll budge over ready x | |||
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"Morning all, wide awake but want more sleep as going to need my energy later so a coffee and something for the energy levels please... Oh and can you do room service as my bed is very comfy x Naked room service on its way If I have fallen back to sleep will you wake me ever so gently x Oh don't worry you will not even know ive clumbed in . I mean been in I'll budge over ready x" room for a little one | |||
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"Morning all, wide awake but want more sleep as going to need my energy later so a coffee and something for the energy levels please... Oh and can you do room service as my bed is very comfy x Naked room service on its way If I have fallen back to sleep will you wake me ever so gently x Oh don't worry you will not even know ive clumbed in . I mean been in I'll budge over ready x" Could always lay on top if there is no room ..just saying | |||
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"Morning all, wide awake but want more sleep as going to need my energy later so a coffee and something for the energy levels please... Oh and can you do room service as my bed is very comfy x Naked room service on its way If I have fallen back to sleep will you wake me ever so gently x Oh don't worry you will not even know ive clumbed in . I mean been in I'll budge over ready x Could always lay on top if there is no room ..just saying " Lookin like ill be the sandwich filling between you and pp | |||
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"Morning all, wide awake but want more sleep as going to need my energy later so a coffee and something for the energy levels please... Oh and can you do room service as my bed is very comfy x Naked room service on its way A If I have fallen back to sleep will you wake me ever so gently x Oh don't worry you will not even know ive clumbed in . I mean been in I'll budge over ready x Could always lay on top if there is no room ..just saying Lookin like ill be the sandwich filling between you and pp " Could of been arranged . Just saying again | |||
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"Bore da Toshn I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing Can I apply for a position? Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit NURSE " On my way pp what's the matter are you all stiff again | |||
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"Morning tosh morning all any chance of a coffee. " on its way mate | |||
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"Bore da Toshn I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing Can I apply for a position? Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit Oh thanks for telling me you are binning me " I'll be back soon and I've got you a replacement hottie to help you with the customers | |||
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"Morning, cafe people " Morning Steve | |||
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"Morning Tosh and all your lovely customers, can I have a latte please and a thick slice of your cocko one latte and a special double thick cocko for you and getting thicker by the Minute " Ohh good I like a large portion | |||
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"Bore da Toshn I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing Can I apply for a position? Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit NURSE On my way pp what's the matter are you all stiff again " I am and it needs your special touch | |||
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"Bore da Toshn I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing Can I apply for a position? Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit NURSE How did you know x I need a change x well change out of those clothes and put something sexy on " Oi I said you could have me waitressing job I didn't know you were after my nursing duties as well | |||
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"Bore da Toshn I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing Can I apply for a position? Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit Oh thanks for telling me you are binning me I'll be back soon and I've got you a replacement hottie to help you with the customers " Who ? | |||
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"Morning Tosh and all your lovely customers, can I have a latte please and a thick slice of your cocko one latte and a special double thick cocko for you and getting thicker by the Minute Ohh good I like a large portion " Oh trust me you will be getting one | |||
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"Morning, cafe people Morning Steve " I'd like a coffee too, please. An americano, if you're willing and able | |||
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"Bore da Toshn I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing Can I apply for a position? Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit NURSE On my way pp what's the matter are you all stiff again I am and it needs your special touch " I will give it my special kisses | |||
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"Bore da Toshn I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing Can I apply for a position? Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit Oh thanks for telling me you are binning me I'll be back soon and I've got you a replacement hottie to help you with the customers Who ? " Lusty of course | |||
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"Morning, cafe people Morning Steve I'd like a coffee too, please. An americano, if you're willing and able " would you like me or my glamorous waitress to serve you | |||
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"Morning, cafe people Morning Steve I'd like a coffee too, please. An americano, if you're willing and able would you like me or my glamorous waitress to serve you " Oooo pick me pick me | |||
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"Morning Tosh and all your lovely customers, can I have a latte please and a thick slice of your cocko one latte and a special double thick cocko for you and getting thicker by the Minute Ohh good I like a large portion Oh trust me you will be getting one " I am licking my lips in anticipation | |||
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"Morning, cafe people Morning Steve I'd like a coffee too, please. An americano, if you're willing and able would you like me or my glamorous waitress to serve you Oooo pick me pick me " You get extras with this one steve so pick her | |||
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"Morning Tosh and all your lovely customers, can I have a latte please and a thick slice of your cocko one latte and a special double thick cocko for you and getting thicker by the Minute Ohh good I like a large portion Oh trust me you will be getting one I am licking my lips in anticipation " licking your lips ..now there's a thought | |||
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"Bore da Toshn I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing Can I apply for a position? Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit NURSE On my way pp what's the matter are you all stiff again I am and it needs your special touch I will give it my special kisses " and I'm sure you will give it your full attention you'd best take your uniform off we don't want it to get ruined now do we | |||
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"Bore da Toshn I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing Can I apply for a position? Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit NURSE On my way pp what's the matter are you all stiff again I am and it needs your special touch I will give it my special kisses and I'm sure you will give it your full attention you'd best take your uniform off we don't want it to get ruined now do we " Always give it my all as I like to do a job properly Will you give me a hand to take it off it's a bit snug | |||
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"Bore da Toshn I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing Can I apply for a position? Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit NURSE On my way pp what's the matter are you all stiff again I am and it needs your special touch I will give it my special kisses and I'm sure you will give it your full attention you'd best take your uniform off we don't want it to get ruined now do we Always give it my all as I like to do a job properly Will you give me a hand to take it off it's a bit snug " I most certainly will | |||
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"Bore da Toshn I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing Can I apply for a position? Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit NURSE On my way pp what's the matter are you all stiff again I am and it needs your special touch I will give it my special kisses and I'm sure you will give it your full attention you'd best take your uniform off we don't want it to get ruined now do we Always give it my all as I like to do a job properly Will you give me a hand to take it off it's a bit snug " Nurses uniform mmm could be a idea | |||
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"Bore da Toshn I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing Can I apply for a position? Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit NURSE On my way pp what's the matter are you all stiff again I am and it needs your special touch I will give it my special kisses and I'm sure you will give it your full attention you'd best take your uniform off we don't want it to get ruined now do we Always give it my all as I like to do a job properly Will you give me a hand to take it off it's a bit snug Nurses uniform mmm could be a idea " Maybe your cafe could have theamed days... Or maybe I could model privately for you xx | |||
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"Bore da Toshn I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing Can I apply for a position? Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit NURSE On my way pp what's the matter are you all stiff again I am and it needs your special touch I will give it my special kisses and I'm sure you will give it your full attention you'd best take your uniform off we don't want it to get ruined now do we Always give it my all as I like to do a job properly Will you give me a hand to take it off it's a bit snug Nurses uniform mmm could be a idea Maybe your cafe could have theamed days... Or maybe I could model privately for you xx " I was thinking private | |||
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"Full English please I'm starving! Oh and a strong mug of tea " coming up madam . | |||
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"Full English please I'm starving! Oh and a strong mug of tea coming up madam . " Why thank you | |||
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"Full English please I'm starving! Oh and a strong mug of tea coming up madam . Why thank you " My pleasure im sure | |||
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"It's been a busy morning in the cafe ! Can I have a black tea please, no brekkie thanks til I wake up a bit. " Take a seat madam | |||
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"Coffee to go please Tosh. Sorry the gym is calling " no worries gorgeous | |||
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"IM very hungry this morning can i look at whats on the menu please " Feel free to perv . I mean look | |||
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"Good morning all. Looks like the rush is over. My service will not be required today. Will just have a cuppa please. Diolch. Xx " Yes I managed . One special tea for you my lovely | |||
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"Good morning all. Looks like the rush is over. My service will not be required today. Will just have a cuppa please. Diolch. Xx Yes I managed . One special tea for you my lovely " Good to hear you survived without me. I would think you should give miss a raise for all her hard work. I see she has been rushed off her feet again, multi tasking. | |||
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"In my head u now look like Roy Cropper... your two assistance are Mary and Anna.. lol " I bags being Anna. X lol | |||
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"Good morning all. Looks like the rush is over. My service will not be required today. Will just have a cuppa please. Diolch. Xx Yes I managed . One special tea for you my lovely Good to hear you survived without me. I would think you should give miss a raise for all her hard work. I see she has been rushed off her feet again, multi tasking. " raise my ass . She doesn't serve she flirts . I do all the graft | |||
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"In my head u now look like Roy Cropper... your two assistance are Mary and Anna.. lol I bags being Anna. X lol " haha . You can be hayley. Oh wait shes dead | |||
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"In my head u now look like Roy Cropper... your two assistance are Mary and Anna.. lol I bags being Anna. X lol " haha . You can be hayley. Oh wait shes dead | |||
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"I don't do breakfast. Want to wank over my face instead? " Oh go on then yer sweet talking minx | |||
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"Morning am I allowed in? Lol " Of course my darling xx | |||
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"In my head u now look like Roy Cropper... your two assistance are Mary and Anna.. lol I bags being Anna. X lol haha . You can be hayley. Oh wait shes dead " Charming!!! I quit. Ppfftt | |||
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"If like an iced bun if possible?? Do you make the icing by hand??" yes of course . My own special ingredients | |||
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"Morning am I allowed in? Lol Of course my darling xx" Thank u xx | |||
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"If like an iced bun if possible?? Do you make the icing by hand?? yes of course . My own special ingredients " beautiful, I love home made a did you need a hand to make it, I'm always happy to help xxxxx x | |||
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"In my head u now look like Roy Cropper... your two assistance are Mary and Anna.. lol I bags being Anna. X lol haha . You can be hayley. Oh wait shes dead Charming!!! I quit. Ppfftt " What do you mean quit !! You have not worked this morning | |||
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"If like an iced bun if possible?? Do you make the icing by hand?? yes of course . My own special ingredients beautiful, I love home made a did you need a hand to make it, I'm always happy to help xxxxx x" yes please I am sure I can find something you can hold | |||
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"Can I have another coffee please? X" On its way | |||
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"In my head u now look like Roy Cropper... your two assistance are Mary and Anna.. lol I bags being Anna. X lol haha . You can be hayley. Oh wait shes dead Charming!!! I quit. Ppfftt What do you mean quit !! You have not worked this morning " I needed a lie down. Was up late last night! I pop in to have a quick cuppa and get abuse from the boss!!! Hayley????? Really????? Ppfft | |||
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"In my head u now look like Roy Cropper... your two assistance are Mary and Anna.. lol I bags being Anna. X lol haha . You can be hayley. Oh wait shes dead Charming!!! I quit. Ppfftt What do you mean quit !! You have not worked this morning I needed a lie down. Was up late last night! I pop in to have a quick cuppa and get abuse from the boss!!! Hayley????? Really????? Ppfft " Well roy is not gonna shag anna so I thought if you was hayley I might get a bit . Just saying | |||
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"I don't do breakfast. Want to wank over my face instead? Oh go on then yer sweet talking minx " better than Oil of Olay | |||
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"In my head u now look like Roy Cropper... your two assistance are Mary and Anna.. lol I bags being Anna. X lol haha . You can be hayley. Oh wait shes dead Charming!!! I quit. Ppfftt What do you mean quit !! You have not worked this morning I needed a lie down. Was up late last night! I pop in to have a quick cuppa and get abuse from the boss!!! Hayley????? Really????? Ppfft Well roy is not gonna shag anna so I thought if you was hayley I might get a bit . Just saying " Roy is a free agent now, he can shag who he wants. But if thats your way of an apology, I accept. Will be back on duty in the morning. Well that is if I dont have another late night. X | |||
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