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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Let the Saturday night forum party begin.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyones in the Kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crack open the JD Cheeky. A large one on the rocks please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like fun!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Everyones in the Kitchen "

Get them out

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Crack open the JD Cheeky. A large one on the rocks please "

Coming right up sweet cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyones in the Kitchen

Get them out "

You don't waste anytime!

We only just arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just hang around in the corner here x happy to be an onlooker for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've bought the nibbles where do you want them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacardi and for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crack open the JD Cheeky. A large one on the rocks please

Coming right up sweet cheeks "

Thanks Gorgeous. I assume you're on the Voddy,have a large one on me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive got the koppenburg

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Bacardi and for me please "
fancy a dance tosh

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Did someone mention a party????

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Ive got the koppenburg

"

Woo hoo Diamond is here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a large one fo me please cheeky ......I'm ready to parttttyyyy

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"a large one fo me please cheeky ......I'm ready to parttttyyyy

"

Wooo hooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bacardi and for me please fancy a dance tosh

"

Yes lets smooch

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Any fityoung ones coming to this party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a large one fo me please cheeky ......I'm ready to parttttyyyy

"

Tia maria, Amaretto or Voddy tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Party Like tomorrow is the end of the world...

http://youtu.be/roRcksH2_HQ

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Please can I come...I'll bring the Smirnoff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Bacardi and for me please fancy a dance tosh

Yes lets smooch "

watch were you put your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any fityoung ones coming to this party "

Pah...what's wrong with us oldies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any fityoung ones coming to this party "
oh yeah . Ask me to dance then bin me for a fit young un

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up "

Absinthe brings back bad memories

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up "

Oh god it's going to be a long night lol

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

Absinthe brings back bad memories "

I remember having it in Germany I lost a day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a large one fo me please cheeky ......I'm ready to parttttyyyy

Tia maria, Amaretto or Voddy tonight? "

ooooo you remember lovely ta cock... no ice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fucking football.. i wanna watch BGT.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got a cider?

And keep me away from MrWho when I've had a ccouple, if we get on to politics it might not be pretty...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

Absinthe brings back bad memories "

It helps erase mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Comes in d*unk, knocks over everything, breaks the stereo, throws up, gropes all the ladies and then leaves*

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

Absinthe brings back bad memories "

Absinthe removes the capabilty to remember anything

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

Absinthe brings back bad memories

It helps erase mine"

It erased mine...I forgot who I was and who I was with!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

Oh god it's going to be a long night lol "

I hope so . I get better looking the

The d*unker the ladies get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got a cider?

And keep me away from MrWho when I've had a ccouple, if we get on to politics it might not be pretty..."

What if I've got the cider?!

Shall we just talk music and perv the ladies?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Any fityoung ones coming to this party

Pah...what's wrong with us oldies "

nothing, until the fit ones get here

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"fucking football.. i wanna watch BGT.. lol "

So do I is it still not on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

Absinthe brings back bad memories

Absinthe removes the capabilty to remember anything"

and think ya can sing... who wants bleeding ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

Oh god it's going to be a long night lol I hope so . I get better looking the

The d*unker the ladies get "

Lets hope you don't get any sexier, it's as much as we can cope with now

Mines a vodka, lime and soda if anyone is offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a large one fo me please cheeky ......I'm ready to parttttyyyy

Tia maria, Amaretto or Voddy tonight?

ooooo you remember lovely ta cock... no ice please "

How could I forget? Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fucking football.. i wanna watch BGT.. lol

So do I is it still not on lol "

8pm apparently.. penalties are taking place

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

Oh god it's going to be a long night lol I hope so . I get better looking the

The d*unker the ladies get

Lets hope you don't get any sexier, it's as much as we can cope with now

Mines a vodka, lime and soda if anyone is offering "

Here you go lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any fityoung ones coming to this party

Pah...what's wrong with us oldies nothing, until the fit ones get here

"

So fickle

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Sitting in the corner being shy and trying not to eat all the nuts. Unless there are White Russians or Espresso Martinis on hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

Oh god it's going to be a long night lol I hope so . I get better looking the

The d*unker the ladies get

Lets hope you don't get any sexier, it's as much as we can cope with now

Mines a vodka, lime and soda if anyone is offering

Here you go lovely "

Thanks cheeky I'm of to wiggle me bum on the dance floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a large one fo me please cheeky ......I'm ready to parttttyyyy

Tia maria, Amaretto or Voddy tonight?

ooooo you remember lovely ta cock... no ice please

How could I forget? Enjoy

"

thanks for the pint lovely

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Sitting in the corner being shy and trying not to eat all the nuts. Unless there are White Russians or Espresso Martinis on hand. "

Omg espresso martinis are gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

Oh god it's going to be a long night lol I hope so . I get better looking the

The d*unker the ladies get

Lets hope you don't get any sexier, it's as much as we can cope with now

Mines a vodka, lime and soda if anyone is offering

Here you go lovely

Thanks cheeky I'm of to wiggle me bum on the dance floor "

Come and wiggle it with this oldie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

Oh god it's going to be a long night lol I hope so . I get better looking the

The d*unker the ladies get

Lets hope you don't get any sexier, it's as much as we can cope with now

Mines a vodka, lime and soda if anyone is offering

Here you go lovely

Thanks cheeky I'm of to wiggle me bum on the dance floor Come and wiggle it with this oldie "

ooooooooo nooooooooooo MJ moves abound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

Oh god it's going to be a long night lol I hope so . I get better looking the

The d*unker the ladies get

Lets hope you don't get any sexier, it's as much as we can cope with now

Mines a vodka, lime and soda if anyone is offering

Here you go lovely

Thanks cheeky I'm of to wiggle me bum on the dance floor Come and wiggle it with this oldie "

Oooo go on then I love a good wiggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting in the corner being shy and trying not to eat all the nuts. Unless there are White Russians or Espresso Martinis on hand.

Omg espresso martinis are gorgeous "

Skittle bombs!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

Oh god it's going to be a long night lol I hope so . I get better looking the

The d*unker the ladies get

Lets hope you don't get any sexier, it's as much as we can cope with now

Mines a vodka, lime and soda if anyone is offering

Here you go lovely

Thanks cheeky I'm of to wiggle me bum on the dance floor Come and wiggle it with this oldie "

Can I have a wiggle lol

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

Can we join the party. We only have a half full bottle of white lightening.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Sitting in the corner being shy and trying not to eat all the nuts. Unless there are White Russians or Espresso Martinis on hand.

Omg espresso martinis are gorgeous

Skittle bombs!"

I so need to have another real life party

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Can we join the party. We only have a half full bottle of white lightening."

Of course

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Sitting in the corner being shy and trying not to eat all the nuts. Unless there are White Russians or Espresso Martinis on hand.

Omg espresso martinis are gorgeous "

Best recipe so far - 2 shots vanilla vodka, 1 shot espresso vodka, 1 shot Frangelico hazelnut liqueur. Proper lush - like an all booze hazelnut latte!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

Oh god it's going to be a long night lol I hope so . I get better looking the

The d*unker the ladies get

Lets hope you don't get any sexier, it's as much as we can cope with now

Mines a vodka, lime and soda if anyone is offering

Here you go lovely

Thanks cheeky I'm of to wiggle me bum on the dance floor Come and wiggle it with this oldie

Can I have a wiggle lol "

Oh yes come on and get ya groove on

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Sitting in the corner being shy and trying not to eat all the nuts. Unless there are White Russians or Espresso Martinis on hand.

Omg espresso martinis are gorgeous

Best recipe so far - 2 shots vanilla vodka, 1 shot espresso vodka, 1 shot Frangelico hazelnut liqueur. Proper lush - like an all booze hazelnut latte!"

I'd be on the floor after 10 of them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting in the corner being shy and trying not to eat all the nuts. Unless there are White Russians or Espresso Martinis on hand.

Omg espresso martinis are gorgeous

Skittle bombs!

I so need to have another real life party "

Organise one then!

Myself and Ruby are hoping to throw a BBQ at some point over the summer...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

What music we got on, something I can dance too

Abba

Wham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I have a couple of skittle bombs before I get my groove on I need em with Tosh waltzing about shaking that ass

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington


"Can we join the party. We only have a half full bottle of white lightening.

Of course "

Why thank you

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Sitting in the corner being shy and trying not to eat all the nuts. Unless there are White Russians or Espresso Martinis on hand.

Omg espresso martinis are gorgeous

Skittle bombs!

I so need to have another real life party

Organise one then!

Myself and Ruby are hoping to throw a BBQ at some point over the summer..."

I will now I've moved into a bigger place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

Oh god it's going to be a long night lol I hope so . I get better looking the

The d*unker the ladies get

Lets hope you don't get any sexier, it's as much as we can cope with now

Mines a vodka, lime and soda if anyone is offering

Here you go lovely

Thanks cheeky I'm of to wiggle me bum on the dance floor Come and wiggle it with this oldie

Can I have a wiggle lol "

yeah wiggle that bootie

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What music we got on, something I can dance too

Abba

Wham

"

A bit of 80's cheese of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

Oh god it's going to be a long night lol I hope so . I get better looking the

The d*unker the ladies get

I

Lets hope you don't get any sexier, it's as much as we can cope with now

Mines a vodka, lime and soda if anyone is offering

Here you go lovely

Thanks cheeky I'm of to wiggle me bum on the dance floor Come and wiggle it with this oldie

ooooooooo nooooooooooo MJ moves abound "

You love my MJ Moves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

Oh god it's going to be a long night lol I hope so . I get better looking the

The d*unker the ladies get

I

Lets hope you don't get any sexier, it's as much as we can cope with now

Mines a vodka, lime and soda if anyone is offering

Here you go lovely

Thanks cheeky I'm of to wiggle me bum on the dance floor Come and wiggle it with this oldie

ooooooooo nooooooooooo MJ moves abound You love my MJ Moves "

yer keep dreaming dad

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

Oh god it's going to be a long night lol I hope so . I get better looking the

The d*unker the ladies get

I

Lets hope you don't get any sexier, it's as much as we can cope with now

Mines a vodka, lime and soda if anyone is offering

Here you go lovely

Thanks cheeky I'm of to wiggle me bum on the dance floor Come and wiggle it with this oldie

ooooooooo nooooooooooo MJ moves abound You love my MJ Moves yer keep dreaming dad "

Lmao

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've been and put my best party frock and knickers on in case I pull later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only drink Russian standard vodka

do I have to bring my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

Oh god it's going to be a long night lol I hope so . I get better looking the

The d*unker the ladies get

I

Lets hope you don't get any sexier, it's as much as we can cope with now

Mines a vodka, lime and soda if anyone is offering

Here you go lovely

Thanks cheeky I'm of to wiggle me bum on the dance floor Come and wiggle it with this oldie

ooooooooo nooooooooooo MJ moves abound You love my MJ Moves yer keep dreaming dad

Lmao "

Don't encourage her Cheeky

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I only drink Russian standard vodka

do I have to bring my own "

have you got a metal willy growing out your side lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

Oh god it's going to be a long night lol I hope so . I get better looking the

The d*unker the ladies get

I

Lets hope you don't get any sexier, it's as much as we can cope with now

Mines a vodka, lime and soda if anyone is offering

Here you go lovely

Thanks cheeky I'm of to wiggle me bum on the dance floor Come and wiggle it with this oldie

ooooooooo nooooooooooo MJ moves abound You love my MJ Moves yer keep dreaming dad

Lmao "

I now have to get tosh on the dance floor just to check out the moves lol

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I only drink Russian standard vodka

do I have to bring my own "

Yes but if push comes to shoves you can share mine

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I only drink Russian standard vodka

do I have to bring my own

Yes but if push comes to shoves you can share mine "

he's a fifty cheeky

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I only drink Russian standard vodka

do I have to bring my own

Yes but if push comes to shoves you can share mine he's a fifty cheeky

"

Diamond what he is fifty??

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"I only drink Russian standard vodka

do I have to bring my own "

You can share mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

Oh god it's going to be a long night lol I hope so . I get better looking the

The d*unker the ladies get

I

Lets hope you don't get any sexier, it's as much as we can cope with now

Mines a vodka, lime and soda if anyone is offering

Here you go lovely

Thanks cheeky I'm of to wiggle me bum on the dance floor Come and wiggle it with this oldie

ooooooooo nooooooooooo MJ moves abound You love my MJ Moves yer keep dreaming dad

Lmao

I now have to get tosh on the dance floor just to check out the moves lol "

I am good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

Oh god it's going to be a long night lol I hope so . I get better looking the

The d*unker the ladies get

I

Lets hope you don't get any sexier, it's as much as we can cope with now

Mines a vodka, lime and soda if anyone is offering

Here you go lovely

Thanks cheeky I'm of to wiggle me bum on the dance floor Come and wiggle it with this oldie

ooooooooo nooooooooooo MJ moves abound You love my MJ Moves yer keep dreaming dad

Lmao

I now have to get tosh on the dance floor just to check out the moves lol I am good "

I know that but what about the dance moves

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I only drink Russian standard vodka

do I have to bring my own

Yes but if push comes to shoves you can share mine he's a fifty cheeky

Diamond what he is fifty?? "

ha ha, Kent to say fitty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I come with tequila and absinthe, lets get fuuuuuucked up

Oh god it's going to be a long night lol I hope so . I get better looking the

The d*unker the ladies get

I

Lets hope you don't get any sexier, it's as much as we can cope with now

Mines a vodka, lime and soda if anyone is offering

Here you go lovely

Thanks cheeky I'm of to wiggle me bum on the dance floor Come and wiggle it with this oldie

ooooooooo nooooooooooo MJ moves abound You love my MJ Moves yer keep dreaming dad

Lmao

I now have to get tosh on the dance floor just to check out the moves lol I am good

I know that but what about the dance moves "

He's on BGT now ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can anybody gate crash??

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Can anybody gate crash?? "
as long as you have alcohol

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over a year ago

Can I watch BGT?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hits the dance floor doing the robot and running man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a rum and cola, not my usual tipple. Fuck it, it's Saturday night.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Just had a rum and cola, not my usual tipple. Fuck it, it's Saturday night."

Yum

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington


"Hits the dance floor doing the robot and running man"

pure class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can anybody gate crash?? as long as you have alcohol

"

Voddy and skittle bombs Ok? X

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Can anybody gate crash?? as long as you have alcohol

Voddy and skittle bombs Ok? X"

Perfect

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington


"Can anybody gate crash?? as long as you have alcohol

Voddy and skittle bombs Ok? X"

yuk!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can anybody gate crash?? as long as you have alcohol

Voddy and skittle bombs Ok? X

Perfect "

Think I best go stand in the corner till my pic appears, dnt like being a shadow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im starting a conga line, who's in?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Can anybody gate crash?? as long as you have alcohol

Voddy and skittle bombs Ok? X

Perfect

Think I best go stand in the corner till my pic appears, dnt like being a shadow!"

No come on I'll introduce you to everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can anybody gate crash?? "
Hi im Tosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got a cider?

And keep me away from MrWho when I've had a ccouple, if we get on to politics it might not be pretty...

What if I've got the cider?!

Shall we just talk music and perv the ladies?"

That sounds like a deal comrade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can anybody gate crash?? Hi im Tosh "

Very nice to meet you,x

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Can anybody gate crash?? Hi im Tosh "

No shit Sherlock

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Can anybody gate crash?? Hi im Tosh

Very nice to meet you,x"

I'm the quiet one

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over a year ago


"Can anybody gate crash?? as long as you have alcohol

Voddy and skittle bombs Ok? X

Perfect

Think I best go stand in the corner till my pic appears, dnt like being a shadow!

No come on I'll introduce you to everyone "

Awwww thanks!! Few more bevvy n I'm bound to make myself known...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka an pineapple it is then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join? I bring vodka and nibbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can anybody gate crash?? Hi im Tosh

Very nice to meet you,xI'm the quiet one"

I've been lurking for awhile.....

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Can I join? I bring vodka and nibbles "

Bring jerry as well lol

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over a year ago


"Can anybody gate crash?? Hi im Tosh

No shit Sherlock "

Haha oh yeah

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By *ubybabyCouple
over a year ago

lincoln ish

Can i come please xxxx please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can anybody gate crash?? Hi im Tosh

Very nice to meet you,xI'm the quiet one"

I'm quite too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im starting a conga line, who's in?"

I'm in can I snuggle up behind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jeez Only went for a wee and a top up were ya all spring in from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will drink the vodka

who wants to nibble on me

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Can i come please xxxx please"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can anybody gate crash?? Hi im Tosh

Very nice to meet you,xI'm the quiet oneI'm quite too "

flying Pink elephant alert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I join? I bring vodka and nibbles

Bring jerry as well lol "

lol no he and his furry compadres are not invited

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. . lets GET ridiculous oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a Skittle bomb?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I join? I bring vodka and nibbles "

I always want a nibble when I drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a Skittle bomb?"

A delicious way to induce amnesia!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can anybody gate crash?? as long as you have alcohol

Voddy and skittle bombs Ok? X

Perfect

Think I best go stand in the corner till my pic appears, dnt like being a shadow!

No come on I'll introduce you to everyone "

What a hostess, with the mostest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can anybody gate crash?? Hi im Tosh

Very nice to meet you,xI'm the quiet oneI'm quite too

flying Pink elephant alert "

Your heading for a spank madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im starting a conga line, who's in?

I'm in can I snuggle up behind you "

Ofcourse you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a Skittle bomb?

A delicious way to induce amnesia!"

Or the the only way known to man to enable you to vomit a rainbow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it to early for sambucas

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Please may I have a drink? And any lady who wants to sit next to me is welcome

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I can usually only drink one bottle of cider before I get a headache and I'm on my third so will blame you lot tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for a little(ish) one while Mrs is out enjoying a curry.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a Skittle bomb?"

Amateur!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can anybody gate crash?? Hi im Tosh

Very nice to meet you,xI'm the quiet oneI'm quite too

flying Pink elephant alert Your heading for a spank madam "

and this is supposed to deter me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's the dj?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can anybody gate crash?? Hi im Tosh

Very nice to meet you,xI'm the quiet oneI'm quite too

flying Pink elephant alert Your heading for a spank madam

and this is supposed to deter me "

Wouldn't deter me!!

Is this going to be a public spanking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im starting a conga line, who's in?

I'm in can I snuggle up behind you

Ofcourse you can "

Thanks but this lot are slow joining the line....my bum will be cold at this rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can anybody gate crash?? Hi im Tosh

Very nice to meet you,xI'm the quiet oneI'm quite too

flying Pink elephant alert Your heading for a spank madam

and this is supposed to deter me

Wouldn't deter me!!

Is this going to be a public spanking? "

Yeah lets get this party reall started

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Please may I have a drink? And any lady who wants to sit next to me is welcome "

Come here gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im starting a conga line, who's in?

I'm in can I snuggle up behind you

Ofcourse you can

Thanks but this lot are slow joining the line....my bum will be cold at this rate "

I'm behind ya.. this is the line for a spanking... isn't it

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Ooh, sorry I'm late - where's the nibbles..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo did somebody mention spanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is it to early for sambucas "

Too early? I had sambuca for breakfast

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Arrives late for the party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im starting a conga line, who's in?

I'm in can I snuggle up behind you

Ofcourse you can

Thanks but this lot are slow joining the line....my bum will be cold at this rate

I'm behind ya.. this is the line for a spanking... isn't it "

It's supposed to be the conga but we can conga over to Toshn for our spanking

Do you think he might need help the line might start filling up

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Arrives late for the party "

You too? Traffic was terrible wasn't it..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arrives late for the party "

Who cares how late you are, you're welcome at any party...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Please may I have a drink? And any lady who wants to sit next to me is welcome

Come here gorgeous "

Oooh! Thanks! I'll have something tall and blonde with a fizzy head. Maybe toffee vodka through a soda stream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh, sorry I'm late - where's the nibbles..?

"

fashionably late dahling and I have nibbled most of the nibbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arrives late for the party "

Making a grand entrance I see Madame

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Arrives late for the party

You too? Traffic was terrible wasn't it..? "

Hello lovely

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Please may I have a drink? And any lady who wants to sit next to me is welcome

Come here gorgeous

Oooh! Thanks! I'll have something tall and blonde with a fizzy head. Maybe toffee vodka through a soda stream? "

Oh my kinda man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im starting a conga line, who's in?

I'm in can I snuggle up behind you

Ofcourse you can

Thanks but this lot are slow joining the line....my bum will be cold at this rate

I'm behind ya.. this is the line for a spanking... isn't it

It's supposed to be the conga but we can conga over to Toshn for our spanking

Do you think he might need help the line might start filling up "

I'll take mine then offer a hand

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Ooh, sorry I'm late - where's the nibbles..?

fashionably late dahling and I have nibbled most of the nibbles "

Damn, I'll have to start on the booze then...!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Walks into the living room and turns all the lights off as she goes by the switch

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Arrives late for the party

You too? Traffic was terrible wasn't it..?

Hello lovely "

Hello chuck!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Walks into the living room and turns all the lights off as she goes by the switch "

You naughty girl lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My head is spinning already

am going for a lie down

were is the spare room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My head is spinning already

am going for a lie down

were is the spare room"

where ya left yer coat

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Can we play party games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walks into the living room and turns all the lights off as she goes by the switch "

Ohhhh now everybody will have to start fumbling for the switch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walks into the living room and turns all the lights off as she goes by the switch

Ohhhh now everybody will have to start fumbling for the switch... "

Everyone loves a switch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that will be me then under the coats

don't jump on me

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Can we play party games

"

What do you fancy playing??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I'm back...what have I missed.?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Takes advantage of the darkness to attack the nibbles with impunity and to drop some post its, saying TheLibertine's pics are still underfabbed on the floor

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Can we play party games

What do you fancy playing?? "

blindmans bluff

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Can we play party games

What do you fancy playing?? blindmans bluff

"

Blind mans buff?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Is it ok to gate crash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pin the tassels on a naked person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm buff to a blind man

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'm buff to a blind man "

Yay you are back

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I'm buff to a blind man "

Mind you don't trip over me, I'm kneeling down here in the hallway

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over a year ago


"I'm buff to a blind man

Yay you are back "

Wild horses couldn't keep me away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm buff to a blind man

Mind you don't trip over me, I'm kneeling down here in the hallway "

Whoops...boing

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I'm buff to a blind man

Mind you don't trip over me, I'm kneeling down here in the hallway "

Leave the tidying till later....oooh! *shocked* I thought he was straight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Takes advantage of the darkness to attack the nibbles with impunity and to drop some post its, saying TheLibertine's pics are still underfabbed on the floor "

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'm buff to a blind man

Yay you are back

Wild horses couldn't keep me away "

Awwww lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sooo are we play buff blind man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crack open the JD Cheeky. A large one on the rocks please

Coming right up sweet cheeks "

frozen lime slices from me for the jd - here we goooooooooooooooo

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is it going well in here?

Everyone having fun?

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