FabSwingers.com forum: Assumptions

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Make an assumption about the profile above

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I assume he's never been to Sparta.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I assume he's never been to Sparta.

i asume she is a pussy cat really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume she is pretty comfortable and confident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume he's popular with that pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm assuming TheLibertine dislikes going to have his hair styled.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm assuming _rightonsteve has stripy bed linen. Don't know why I think that, but there you go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume she likes black n likes a play x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iss tenaciousWoman
over a year ago

manchester

I assume with all that soaping up someone has been playing dirty x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im assuming she enjoys sex

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Assume she has big Tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Assume she has big Tits

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we'll assume you can be so much more than cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Cheating here. I'm assuming he is very shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

assuming there is more than one

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By *iss tenaciousWoman
over a year ago

manchester

I assume her sense of humour is very tounge in cheek xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll assume you want to message me and have a chat...

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By *iss tenaciousWoman
over a year ago

manchester

"I assume her sense of humour is very tounge in cheek xx"

Meant of _isscheekychops....in case anyone was assuming differently

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I assume her tenacity has won them over!

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"I assume her tenacity has won them over!"

I'm assuming she likes it from behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I assume her tenacity has won them over!"

I'm assuming she doesn't want us to know

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By *iss tenaciousWoman
over a year ago

manchester

"I assume her tenacity has won them over!

I'm assuming she doesn't want us to know"

You should assume theyre all very desperate lol

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"I assume her tenacity has won them over!

I'm assuming she doesn't want us to know

You should assume theyre all very desperate lol "

Likes to hang on

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By *iss tenaciousWoman
over a year ago

manchester

"I assume her tenacity has won them over!

I'm assuming she doesn't want us to know

You should assume theyre all very desperate lol

Likes to hang on"

Assumes you have a rope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"assuming there is more than one "

If you mean me. More than one of what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"assuming there is more than one

If you mean me. More than one of what? "

she's actually Libran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"assuming there is more than one "

Sorry meant to say i assume she is very popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"assuming there is more than one

If you mean me. More than one of what?

she's actually Libran "

A right gilf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume she's a very hot lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I assume her tenacity has won them over!

I'm assuming she doesn't want us to know

You should assume theyre all very desperate lol "

Thanks......I never thought they were but I guess they must be....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd assume he is the karaoke king

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd assume he is the karaoke king"

assuming a lot of classiness

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"I'd assume he is the karaoke king"

I assume she tastes lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assume she'll catch a chill lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd assume they are not English

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

We assume you aren't either

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"We assume you aren't either"
that they don't wear knickers

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Diamondsmiles - that if she could, she'd do cartwheels around a club

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

"We assume you aren't eitherthat they don't wear knickers

have one pair for weddings and funerals

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

We assume Tina is too top heavy to do cartwheels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume that's a great butt !!!

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

"I assume that's a great butt !!!

We assume you like big asses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume you aren't meeting right now !!!

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

"I assume you aren't meeting right now !!!

We assume you are one of the few that read profiles and don't just perv pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i assume she lost her knickers somewhere

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By *iaFlashCouple
over a year ago

walsall

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By *iaFlashCouple
over a year ago

walsall

we assume you like Greek mythology

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I assume you know Flash Gordon?

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

"i assume she lost her knickers somewhere"

You don't happen to have found them do you? I've a wedding to go to next week and need them.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

i assume she has a cold bum

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"i assume she has a cold bum

I assume she'd feel great sliding onto my cock

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

"i assume she has a cold bum

But a warm heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume she will gag on that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meant for starbuck!

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By *iaFlashCouple
over a year ago

walsall

we assume you have an amazing cum face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume you only meet couples sadly xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm assuming he is that guy you call when in need of a laugh at the local pub.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I assume he sees many a satisfied face on meets.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

SophieSlut - assume she is no stranger to dogging sites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Epic tits, she must be a right sort.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

a big hit with the girls

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I assume a guy must get stiff just looking at your lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"assuming there is more than one

If you mean me. More than one of what?

she's actually Libran

A right gilf."

correctly assumpted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I assume a guy must get stiff just looking at your lips

I assume the position and you do something nice to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We assume she plays guitar

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

StewandDonnaLou - assume that they have hidden talents involving a trapeze show, 3 pineapples and no hands

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Assume Tina has got boobs everyone she meets wants to feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been to Budapest for an elephant ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His fist is better looking than his face

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"His fist is better looking than his face

That behind those naughty eyes is an innocent angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those legs were used as the template for the manikins in topshop

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

MysteriousGuy - get's royalty cheques for his work as Will Scarlet

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Tina...by day an extravagant large-breasted Tgirl...but when she runs into her magical filing cabinet she transforms into Penry - a mild mannered janitor who, along with her cat Spot, then keeps the local police station clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume that your hair was bleached with actual bleach....

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

I assume your greedy lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I assume that your hair was bleached with actual bleach....

Nope, it was the result of a smurf bukkake party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I assume your greedy lol"

Well you know what they say about assumptions right? ....

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

"I assume that your hair was bleached with actual bleach....

Nope, it was the result of a smurf bukkake party

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Pmsl. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Indeedy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm assuming she rides like a right goer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I
"I'm assuming she rides like a right goer "

I assume he has grown out of his t shirt

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

he likes her bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She likes salt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a master at pleasing

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

eats spinach...and has a girl callled olive in tow !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't charge you for "love"

and were born in 1969.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

I'll assume she Is some who likes lists and getting things done

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By *larateeCouple
over a year ago

Central scotland

I assume she is a professional and he has issues putting socks on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody has spanked her bum and I'm jealous

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I assume they have a sexy Scottish accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's just had the builders in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i assume they can't find where they left their penis last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes looking for his suite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's doing his morning ritual. By making sure his cock hasn't dropped off....

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Sexy lady wants something a bit juicier in her mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They look like they have a lot of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would like breakfast in bed.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They like locking fingers hehe

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Their autocorrect is turned on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have great attention to detail!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's nice and tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has a very high heating bill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very stylish

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Has been sunbathing.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume those nipples are very sensitive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's about to be patted down by the police in his kitchen.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's about to be patted down by the police in his kitchen.....

Assume he is a popular guy

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

assume hes kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes getting clothes clean

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Has never worn clothes when having his photo taken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ass hump? who wants one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has never worn clothes when having his photo taken "
must be shy that's why he is a shadow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm assuming he missed Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm assuming he missed Fab

Oops to slow !!!!

This ones for Kelly

I'm assuming she likes fun in the car

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By *udie_GirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Rochdale

Fits right in with the crowd.

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

She likes fun with anyone, anywhere. As long as they can satisfy her sexually

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Dam too slow, that was for mrs hx

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By *udie_GirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Rochdale

"She likes fun with anyone, anywhere. As long as they can satisfy her sexually "

Why, thankyou hun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She likes fun with anyone, anywhere. As long as they can satisfy her sexually "

I'm assuming he was not referring to me !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She likes fun with anyone, anywhere. As long as they can satisfy her sexually

Why, thankyou hun!

She is an office manager by day for a construction company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume Leafy Suburbia doesn't exist.

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"She likes fun with anyone, anywhere. As long as they can satisfy her sexually

Why, thankyou hun!

She is an office manager by day for a construction company "

If I told him to hook up with a woman on here, but I told him which one it had to be. He would be happy with my choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I assume Leafy Suburbia doesn't exist.

Not in spring No !! But in the autumn yes

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"I assume Leafy Suburbia doesn't exist.

Not in spring No !! But in the autumn yes

Would love to see a body shot of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I assume Leafy Suburbia doesn't exist.

Not in spring No !! But in the autumn yes

Oh yes and I'm assuming he thinks his weird !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I assume Leafy Suburbia doesn't exist.

Not in spring No !! But in the autumn yes

Would love to see a body shot of me "

I'm assuming his waiting for an invite to send me pics !!!

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Is going to message me now. So I can show her the pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is going to message me now. So I can show her the pic "

Lol !!!!

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"Is going to message me now. So I can show her the pic

Lol !!!!

Actually I think I'm wrong as she won't do that incase she gets an addiction to it and if she had the real thing. She wouldn't be able to let it go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i assume she lost her knickers somewhere

You don't happen to have found them do you? I've a wedding to go to next week and need them."

ys, ahve been sniffing them all week.

sorry

give me your address and i'll send them back lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is going to message me now. So I can show her the pic

Lol !!!!

Actually I think I'm wrong as she won't do that incase she gets an addiction to it and if she had the real thing. She wouldn't be able to let it go

i assume you couldnt stay away

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Speaks the truth

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

@venusandhercules they think before they post.

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By *oby BestMan
over a year ago

the shires

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@venusandhercules they think before they post."

thats a MASSIVE assumption lol

i assume your a nice couple....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

VenusandHercules - I assume that Hercules is Elvis and Venus is Janis Joplin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume that Tina has a thing about people that like fruit salads

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By *offee and Cream 2Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Loughborough

I would assume that Tina Titz is probably the funniest, most entertaining dinner party guest you could ever have!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not in spring No !! But in the autumn yes

I assume you like walks in the park, kicking the brown, crusty leaves.

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Likes playing the assumption game

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By *udie_GirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Rochdale

"I would assume that Tina Titz is probably the funniest, most entertaining dinner party guest you could ever have!

That's like saying the Atlantic is a bit damp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would assume that Tina Titz is probably the funniest, most entertaining dinner party guest you could ever have!

That's like saying the Atlantic is a bit damp!

assumes you are a fan of westward bound

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"@venusandhercules they think before they post.

thats a MASSIVE assumption lol

i assume your a nice couple...."

That too is a massive assumption

I assume that you have an interest in the classics.

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"@venusandhercules they think before they post.

thats a MASSIVE assumption lol

i assume your a nice couple....

That too is a massive assumption

I assume that you have an interest in the classics."

That she plays alone

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"@venusandhercules they think before they post.

thats a MASSIVE assumption lol

i assume your a nice couple....

That too is a massive assumption

I assume that you have an interest in the classics.

That she plays alone

That he assumes incorrectly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@venusandhercules they think before they post.

thats a MASSIVE assumption lol

i assume your a nice couple....

That too is a massive assumption

I assume that you have an interest in the classics.

That she plays alone

That his getting quite hot under the collar just thinking about playing alone with this sexy lady !!!

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"@venusandhercules they think before they post.

thats a MASSIVE assumption lol

i assume your a nice couple....

That too is a massive assumption

I assume that you have an interest in the classics.

That she plays alone

That his getting quite hot under the collar just thinking about playing alone with this sexy lady !!!

I meant it in both senses as in she either plays with other men by herself as well as playing with herself, lol. The thought of playing with either of these ladies is enough to get anyone under the collar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We assume his camera is broken

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

likes the fresh air

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Lives near the dingles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Assuming Mr Starbeck made sure Mrs Starbeck had a good birthday

.... Ooh I'm assuming you are his wife !!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume she's a real horny woman who also makes delicious sponge cakes

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

birthday treat tonight Ms Hx he was away last night

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Is going to be thinking of someone else when she gets her treat later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung like a shire horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"birthday treat tonight Ms Hx he was away last night

oh happy birthday xx enjoy your treat xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"birthday treat tonight Ms Hx he was away last night

I'm assuming he will make up for it

have a fab time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

he bloody better

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By *roquoisMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I assume she was a little chilly when the photo was taken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I assume she's a real horny woman who also makes delicious sponge cakes"

I'm assuming that was not about me ! Coz I'm a crap cook .... But very good at eating them

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Would only ever change her age preferences for me and no one else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would only ever change her age preferences for me and no one else. "

I'm assuming he has a good imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

You assume so much. You felt the need to post it twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I assume he's never been to Sparta.

Lmao!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I assume he's never been to Sparta.

Lmao!!"

I assume you don't eat all the pies x

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

i assume you are a very funny person

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Has a bum like a peach. Hence the name on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume the flash doesn't work

When taking a selfie, don't have the sun behind you

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Likes to assume things that are incorrect

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

assume hes a fuuny guy

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