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windy popping/botty burps/love puffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How the heck do you stop them??

Non smelly ones thankfully but jeez im full of trapped wind this morning

Any one had to cancel a meet due to it??

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

find a quiet room .. with a window you can open or an extractor fan and do yoga til the wind has dropped to a whisper .. or go for a poo .. its natures way to tell you to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"find a quiet room .. with a window you can open or an extractor fan and do yoga til the wind has dropped to a whisper .. or go for a poo .. its natures way to tell you to go "

I have my regular time of day.. so no issues there

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

go on cute .. break you regime .lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"go on cute .. break you regime .lol "

Haha its scheduled in. Cant break the cycle now lol

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley


"How the heck do you stop them??

Non smelly ones thankfully but jeez im full of trapped wind this morning

Any one had to cancel a meet due to it?? "

you're coming off my hotlist now I know you poo and fart!

Women should only smell of roses and petals

 

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal intercourse. Its so lovely to have the feeling that when you push, somethings pushing back....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How the heck do you stop them??

Non smelly ones thankfully but jeez im full of trapped wind this morning

Any one had to cancel a meet due to it??

you're coming off my hotlist now I know you poo and fart!

Women should only smell of roses and petals

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I was on your hotlist.. wow

But yes the love puff thing is natural.. they dont smell though. Only had really offensive wind twice and propper grossed myself out.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal intercourse. Its so lovely to have the feeling that when you push, somethings pushing back....

"

That's why I love to shag on a cliff edge...

They tend to push back more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl you just made my day ha ha ha ha

Arrange a meet with someone who has a fart fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal intercourse. Its so lovely to have the feeling that when you push, somethings pushing back....

That's why I love to shag on a cliff edge...

They tend to push back more... "

I thought that was only with Sheep...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal intercourse. Its so lovely to have the feeling that when you push, somethings pushing back....

That's why I love to shag on a cliff edge...

They tend to push back more...

I thought that was only with Sheep... "

Oi...!!!! I'm Fenfolk... NOT Welsh...!!!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

yours must smell of sweet violets and peardrops anyway cute xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First meet = no panty shredders allowed

Second meet = small, no smell, quiet snigger

Third meet = let rip, beefy, head held under duvet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pmsl you just made my day ha ha ha ha

Arrange a meet with someone who has a fart fetish "

Lol eww i cant drop them on demand. Id be like a circus act..

Roll up roll up... the farting walrus is in town.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the heck do you stop them??

Non smelly ones thankfully but jeez im full of trapped wind this morning

Any one had to cancel a meet due to it?? "

ginger tea that will get rid of trapped wind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yours must smell of sweet violets and peardrops anyway cute xx"

They dont smell.. its just trying to shift this bloating feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol you should have heard me this morning, bloody good job I wake up alone x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First meet = no panty shredders allowed

Second meet = small, no smell, quiet snigger

Third meet = let rip, beefy, head held under duvet"

Haha i dont think id ever fart in front of a guy.. always make an excuse to vanish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eproctophilia.

Or 'I I get a stalk-on from feeding my partner Real Ale and Broccoli...'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol you should have heard me this morning, bloody good job I wake up alone x"

Wondering if its to do with increased physical activity.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

theres the fizz the fazz. the fizzfazz the snorter the ripshit the woofer and the one that goes wooooosh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What about the gurgler or the bubble.. lol

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands


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Haha i dont think id ever fart in front of a guy.. always make an excuse to vanish"

I wouldn't either. I never have and have had terrible stomach cramps because of it. Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yours must smell of sweet violets and peardrops anyway cute xx

They dont smell.. its just trying to shift this bloating feeling "

If I feel this way, I drink lots of water or herbal tea. Hope it helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pmsl you just made my day ha ha ha ha

Arrange a meet with someone who has a fart fetish

Lol eww i cant drop them on demand. Id be like a circus act..

Roll up roll up... the farting walrus is in town. "

Hahaha you can't do that to me my sides are hurting from laughing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pmsl you just made my day ha ha ha ha

Arrange a meet with someone who has a fart fetish

Lol eww i cant drop them on demand. Id be like a circus act..

Roll up roll up... the farting walrus is in town.

Hahaha you can't do that to me my sides are hurting from laughing "

Not only will the sound echo around the big top but the vibrations from my fat ass can fe felt for miles making this a 3d experience... 4d if they smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol you should have heard me this morning, bloody good job I wake up alone x

Wondering if its to do with increased physical activity."

You been jiggling your fizz up?

Have you changed diet recently?

And you should fart infront of a man, it's a bonding moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

And you should fart infront of a man, it's a bonding moment "

Knowing me id turn it into a competition.. top trumps xxc

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

how dare you break wind before me ... sorry babe .. i didnt realise it was your turn ...© austin powers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

4 hours later,, im still puffing away

christ wheres it coming from?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You been ramming toys up your poop chute again you dirty bugger?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You been ramming toys up your poop chute again you dirty bugger? "

lol nooooooo

im a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr methane practised with acsexy pair of pants on the gadget show last night,no smell from those pants

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I get terrible trapped wind sometimes and it's agony. Once, with my ex, I laughed at something and broke wind. I was horrified, he looked even more so, but it made me laugh, and the more I laughed the more it happened. I eventually had to go and lock myself in the loo. He was totally disgusted with me. Thing was, he then did exactly the same thing the following week and he even made the concrete floor vibrate! lol

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

medical term is bot clog or the Latin poopy plopplop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try sucking mints don't know why but it works for me, I never pass wind in front of mr but if I accidentally do it front of my kids the look of shock has me giggling for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charcoal tablets from health food store always work to settle any upset stomach of either bloating or wind. I just swallow a couple with water, works within half an hour usually. Hope this helps. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4 hours later,, im still puffing away

christ wheres it coming from?! "

Your arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"4 hours later,, im still puffing away

christ wheres it coming from?!

Your arse "

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the heck do you stop them??

Non smelly ones thankfully but jeez im full of trapped wind this morning

Any one had to cancel a meet due to it?? "

burnt toast as carbon is good for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids used to hate me when I locked the electric windows in the car and turned the heating up. They knew what was coming.

Is that child abuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First meet = no panty shredders allowed

Second meet = small, no smell, quiet snigger

Third meet = let rip, beefy, head held under duvet

Haha i dont think id ever fart in front of a guy.. always make an excuse to vanish"

I admit I will and do , only after I've known them a while though because I'm not suffering for any bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Golden linseed works well. Sprinkle it on some toast.

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I have to say this thread has had me laughing all afternoon! I'm so childish! lol

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"How the heck do you stop them??

Non smelly ones thankfully but jeez im full of trapped wind this morning

Any one had to cancel a meet due to it??

burnt toast as carbon is good for it "

I thought anything burnt was cancerogenic (?? Causes cancer)

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

if you want to avoid embarrassment squeeze really hard til you can get a handful of shit and say "see i told you it wasn't a fart x X X

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Deflatine or windeze from the chemist works wonders gets rid of bloating and the wind

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"Deflatine or windeze from the chemist works wonders gets rid of bloating and the wind "

Where does it go???

Wind cant disappear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick a straw in ya bum, lay on ya belly and deflate yaself

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

I was once told that if you didn't fart twenty times a day you would blow up

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