FabSwingers.com forum: Toshn`s Cafe

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am opening early cause I can ..

For those who find it a " pointless load of drivel

1. Don't come in

2 Feel free not to post

3 Don't think you are getting your lips on Tosh's special sausage

For the rest of the customers who like a bit of a natter and fun and a flirt Good morning and Bore da

Tea coffee and earl grey is now been served . See I can do posh

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

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"I am opening early cause I can ..

For those who find it a " pointless load of drivel

1. Don't come in

2 Feel free not to post

3 Don't think you are getting your lips on Tosh's special sausage

For the rest of the customers who like a bit of a natter and fun and a flirt Good morning and Bore da

Tea coffee and earl grey is now been served . See I can do posh

Dammit man, I haven't been to bed yet!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am opening early cause I can ..

For those who find it a " pointless load of drivel

1. Don't come in

2 Feel free not to post

3 Don't think you are getting your lips on Tosh's special sausage

For the rest of the customers who like a bit of a natter and fun and a flirt Good morning and Bore da

Tea coffee and earl grey is now been served . See I can do posh

Dammit man, I haven't been to bed yet!!!

"
Awww me first customer .. Get yer kit off and test me sausage

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I am opening early cause I can ..

For those who find it a " pointless load of drivel

1. Don't come in

2 Feel free not to post

3 Don't think you are getting your lips on Tosh's special sausage

For the rest of the customers who like a bit of a natter and fun and a flirt Good morning and Bore da

Tea coffee and earl grey is now been served . See I can do posh

Dammit man, I haven't been to bed yet!!!

Awww me first customer .. Get yer kit off and test me sausage

Is is sizzling nicely then, I don't want no underdone sausage??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am opening early cause I can ..

For those who find it a " pointless load of drivel

1. Don't come in

2 Feel free not to post

3 Don't think you are getting your lips on Tosh's special sausage

For the rest of the customers who like a bit of a natter and fun and a flirt Good morning and Bore da

Tea coffee and earl grey is now been served . See I can do posh

Dammit man, I haven't been to bed yet!!!

Awww me first customer .. Get yer kit off and test me sausage

Is is sizzling nicely then, I don't want no underdone sausage??

"
its firming up as we speak

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I am opening early cause I can ..

For those who find it a " pointless load of drivel

1. Don't come in

2 Feel free not to post

3 Don't think you are getting your lips on Tosh's special sausage

For the rest of the customers who like a bit of a natter and fun and a flirt Good morning and Bore da

Tea coffee and earl grey is now been served . See I can do posh

Dammit man, I haven't been to bed yet!!!

Awww me first customer .. Get yer kit off and test me sausage

Is is sizzling nicely then, I don't want no underdone sausage??

its firming up as we speak

Haha, can you put together some kind of bedtime special to go for me, my little eyelids are drooping, I'm going to have to bail out climb into bed with my purring pussy soon.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am opening early cause I can ..

For those who find it a " pointless load of drivel

1. Don't come in

2 Feel free not to post

3 Don't think you are getting your lips on Tosh's special sausage

For the rest of the customers who like a bit of a natter and fun and a flirt Good morning and Bore da

Tea coffee and earl grey is now been served . See I can do posh

Dammit man, I haven't been to bed yet!!!

Awww me first customer .. Get yer kit off and test me sausage

Is is sizzling nicely then, I don't want no underdone sausage??

its firming up as we speak

Haha, can you put together some kind of bedtime special to go for me, my little eyelids are drooping, I'm going to have to bail out climb into bed with my purring pussy soon.....

"
leave it with me . And yer purring pussy

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I am opening early cause I can ..

For those who find it a " pointless load of drivel

1. Don't come in

2 Feel free not to post

3 Don't think you are getting your lips on Tosh's special sausage

For the rest of the customers who like a bit of a natter and fun and a flirt Good morning and Bore da

Tea coffee and earl grey is now been served . See I can do posh

Dammit man, I haven't been to bed yet!!!

Awww me first customer .. Get yer kit off and test me sausage

Is is sizzling nicely then, I don't want no underdone sausage??

its firming up as we speak

Haha, can you put together some kind of bedtime special to go for me, my little eyelids are drooping, I'm going to have to bail out climb into bed with my purring pussy soon.....

leave it with me . And yer purring pussy

Oh sorry, she always comes to bed with me!! I'm sure she'd love a nibble on the sausage too though, she always wants a bit of what I'm eating.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am opening early cause I can ..

For those who find it a " pointless load of drivel

1. Don't come in

2 Feel free not to post

3 Don't think you are getting your lips on Tosh's special sausage

For the rest of the customers who like a bit of a natter and fun and a flirt Good morning and Bore da

Tea coffee and earl grey is now been served . See I can do posh

Dammit man, I haven't been to bed yet!!!

Awww me first customer .. Get yer kit off and test me sausage

Is is sizzling nicely then, I don't want no underdone sausage??

its firming up as we speak

Haha, can you put together some kind of bedtime special to go for me, my little eyelids are drooping, I'm going to have to bail out climb into bed with my purring pussy soon.....

leave it with me . And yer purring pussy

Oh sorry, she always comes to bed with me!! I'm sure she'd love a nibble on the sausage too though, she always wants a bit of what I'm eating.

"
Well I am sure your pussy and my sausage will have a lovely night

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Saltash

Morning, been to bed and got up again, can't be doing with all that tossing about not sleeping .

So Tosh what do you recommend for a restless night , to help me settle ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have a large hot chocolate and some buttered toast please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quick cuppa would be nice righr now. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a nice cuppa, some smoked haddock and a soft poached egg just before I need to start my waitressing duties

I need a bit of something if I'm gonna be servicing all ya needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bran flakes with bananas and a glass of oj please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weak tea here please my man

Did you say there's sausage going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Earl grey for me

Marmite on toast please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi wheres me tea un sausage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it self service today Toshn?

If not , I'll have a black tea ( not Earl Grey that's the devil's drink) & a sausage Sarnie please. No butter & hold the sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it's self service that or he feel asleep

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

My tummy us rumbling I could do with getting my hands on some nice baps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tummy us rumbling I could do with getting my hands on some nice baps "

Step this way. I will escort you to baps r us

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

Ooh yes lovely baps they be nice with a sausage slipped in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning coffee please

and can the very sexy waitress bring it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really hungry. Still awaking my toast. Think I might go back to bed. Anyone else coming ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really hungry. Still awaking my toast. Think I might go back to bed. Anyone else coming ? "

yeh budge up. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning coffee please

and can the very sexy waitress bring it

Hes gone back to sleep byvthe looks pp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really hungry. Still awaking my toast. Think I might go back to bed. Anyone else coming ?

yeh budge up. Xx"

Never had 3 in the bed. But come on let's try

Singing to myself there was 3 in the bed and the little one said roll over roll over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning coffee please

and can the very sexy waitress bring it

Hes gone back to sleep byvthe looks pp"

He has fallen sleep over the griddle. Zebra stripes on his face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning coffee please

and can the very sexy waitress bring it

Why hello sir it's on it's way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi wheres me tea un sausage?"

Sorry madam Mr T seems to be having a snooze, he had a very long bath last night

it must have worn him out......tea on it's way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning coffee please

and can the very sexy waitress bring it

Why hello sir it's on it's way

Thank you and what else would you recommend off the menu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning coffee please

and can the very sexy waitress bring it

Why hello sir it's on it's way

Thank you and what else would you recommend off the menu

The muffins are top quality

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Can I come in please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning coffee please

and can the very sexy waitress bring it

Why hello sir it's on it's way

Thank you and what else would you recommend off the menu

The muffins are top quality

I like the look of those baps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all, a lovely coffee and a nice sausage sandwich would go down a treat right now before I head to work x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I come in please? "

Well now I'm not sure, are you going to be a good customer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all, a lovely coffee and a nice sausage sandwich would go down a treat right now before I head to work x"

Morning madam I'm holding the fort as Mr T seems to be having a snooze

tea on the way, not sure I'm allowed to cook sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance of a coffee please?

In need of a boost.

Diolch. X

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Can I come in please?

Well now I'm not sure, are you going to be a good customer

I can try. An americano please and a fresh fruit salad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all, a lovely coffee and a nice sausage sandwich would go down a treat right now before I head to work x

Morning madam I'm holding the fort as Mr T seems to be having a snooze

tea on the way, not sure I'm allowed to cook sorry

No problem thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance of a coffee please?

In need of a boost.

Diolch. X

On it's way

if you're not to busy you couldn't give a hand in the kitchen could you......coffee on the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance of a coffee please?

In need of a boost.

Diolch. X

On it's way

if you're not to busy you couldn't give a hand in the kitchen could you......coffee on the house

On my way. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I come in please?

Well now I'm not sure, are you going to be a good customer

I can try. An americano please and a fresh fruit salad.

Well as long as you behave or the boss will tell me off for letting the riff raff in.....

Order on it's way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance of a coffee please?

In need of a boost.

Diolch. X

On it's way

if you're not to busy you couldn't give a hand in the kitchen could you......coffee on the house

On my way. X

Thanks, he's in for a roasting when he gets back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning coffee please

and can the very sexy waitress bring it

Why hello sir it's on it's way

Thank you and what else would you recommend off the menu

The muffins are top quality

I like the look of those baps

I will have them brought to you immediately sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance of a coffee please?

In need of a boost.

Diolch. X

On it's way

if you're not to busy you couldn't give a hand in the kitchen could you......coffee on the house

On my way. X

Thanks, he's in for a roasting when he gets back

Ha ha. You sort him out.

Fancy opening up early then going off to bed.

Ah well the place is in good hands. I think you should ask for a rise!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance of a coffee please?

In need of a boost.

Diolch. X

On it's way

if you're not to busy you couldn't give a hand in the kitchen could you......coffee on the house

On my way. X

Thanks, he's in for a roasting when he gets back

Ha ha. You sort him out.

Fancy opening up early then going off to bed.

Ah well the place is in good hands. I think you should ask for a rise!!!

I'm going to demand one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance of a coffee please?

In need of a boost.

Diolch. X

On it's way

if you're not to busy you couldn't give a hand in the kitchen could you......coffee on the house

On my way. X

Thanks, he's in for a roasting when he gets back

Ha ha. You sort him out.

Fancy opening up early then going off to bed.

Ah well the place is in good hands. I think you should ask for a rise!!!

I'm going to demand one

I recon he will oblige. X

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

"Morning coffee please

and can the very sexy waitress bring it

Why hello sir it's on it's way

Thank you and what else would you recommend off the menu

The muffins are top quality

I like the look of those baps

I will have them brought to you immediately sir

"
Can i get a sausage with them baps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning coffee please

and can the very sexy waitress bring it

Why hello sir it's on it's way

Thank you and what else would you recommend off the menu

The muffins are top quality

I like the look of those baps

I will have them brought to you immediately sir

oh don't they look lovely and the baps look nice too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance of a coffee please?

In need of a boost.

Diolch. X

On it's way

if you're not to busy you couldn't give a hand in the kitchen could you......coffee on the house

On my way. X

Thanks, he's in for a roasting when he gets back

Ha ha. You sort him out.

Fancy opening up early then going off to bed.

Ah well the place is in good hands. I think you should ask for a rise!!!

I'm going to demand one

I recon he will oblige. X

Haha yeah I know he will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning coffee please

and can the very sexy waitress bring it

Why hello sir it's on it's way

Thank you and what else would you recommend off the menu

The muffins are top quality

I like the look of those baps

I will have them brought to you immediately sir

oh don't they look lovely and the baps look nice too

Do feel free to give them a squeeze to check how fresh they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning coffee please

and can the very sexy waitress bring it

Why hello sir it's on it's way

Thank you and what else would you recommend off the menu

The muffins are top quality

I like the look of those baps

I will have them brought to you immediately sir

oh don't they look lovely and the baps look nice too

Do feel free to give them a squeeze to check how fresh they are

oh they are very soft to the touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of to the gym in a mo Tosh, anything healthy on the menu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of to the gym in a mo Tosh, anything healthy on the menu?"

He's having a lie down madam can I get you a green tea and some fruit salad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of to the gym in a mo Tosh, anything healthy on the menu?

He's having a lie down madam can I get you a green tea and some fruit salad

I can feel a lie down coming on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of to the gym in a mo Tosh, anything healthy on the menu?

He's having a lie down madam can I get you a green tea and some fruit salad

I can feel a lie down coming on

As soon as he's back I'm going on tea break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gallon of sweet tea pls x and a juicy bacon sandwich x my head is hurting a bit so no loudness please x

Can I have it in a dark quiet corner please?

N a soft pillow too x

Mwah x thanks Toshn x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of to the gym in a mo Tosh, anything healthy on the menu?

He's having a lie down madam can I get you a green tea and some fruit salad

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madam is still asleep

but I'll take the aforementioned goodies please............

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Can I have a huge mug of coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of to the gym in a mo Tosh, anything healthy on the menu?

He's having a lie down madam can I get you a green tea and some fruit salad

madam is still asleep

but I'll take the aforementioned goodies please............

I'm sorry sir, goodies are on the way immediately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please Tosh. Make it a strong one hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of to the gym in a mo Tosh, anything healthy on the menu?

He's having a lie down madam can I get you a green tea and some fruit salad

madam is still asleep

but I'll take the aforementioned goodies please............

I'm sorry sir, goodies are on the way immediately

"
what about the breakfast. Shouldn't I eat before expending all that energy as well as the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A gallon of sweet tea pls x and a juicy bacon sandwich x my head is hurting a bit so no loudness please x

Can I have it in a dark quiet corner please?

N a soft pillow too x

Mwah x thanks Toshn x

You may use the chill out corner with the nice leather recliner, make yourself comfy and I will bring your order promptly, Toshn will be along later to check you are recovering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really hungry. Still awaking my toast. Think I might go back to bed. Anyone else coming ?

yeh budge up. Xx

Never had 3 in the bed. But come on let's try

Singing to myself there was 3 in the bed and the little one said roll over roll over "

my feet are cold mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of to the gym in a mo Tosh, anything healthy on the menu?

He's having a lie down madam can I get you a green tea and some fruit salad

I can feel a lie down coming on

As soon as he's back I'm going on tea break

How long until your break andwould you care to join me for a quick one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im here now. What needs doing?

Just be gentle with me, its my first day. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a huge mug of coffee please

Black or white miss cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee please Tosh. Make it a strong one hun

On it's way madam me and Lal are holding the fort

he's still in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im here now. What needs doing?

Just be gentle with me, its my first day. X

your an Angel.....I'm sure you will be fine I never shout at the newbies, can you hop on the grill the orders are coming in fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im here now. What needs doing?

Just be gentle with me, its my first day. X

Could I trouble you for another coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of to the gym in a mo Tosh, anything healthy on the menu?

He's having a lie down madam can I get you a green tea and some fruit salad

madam is still asleep

but I'll take the aforementioned goodies please............

I'm sorry sir, goodies are on the way immediately

what about the breakfast. Shouldn't I eat before expending all that energy as well as the gym

Nah food is over rated you need a proper warm up so you don't pull a muscle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Consider it done.

Grill is fired up and ready to rock and roll. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of to the gym in a mo Tosh, anything healthy on the menu?

He's having a lie down madam can I get you a green tea and some fruit salad

I can feel a lie down coming on

As soon as he's back I'm going on tea break

How long until your break andwould you care to join me for a quick one

Do you offer the kiss of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really hungry. Still awaking my toast. Think I might go back to bed. Anyone else coming ?

yeh budge up. Xx

Never had 3 in the bed. But come on let's try

Singing to myself there was 3 in the bed and the little one said roll over roll over

my feet are cold mind"

Blanks on it's way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of to the gym in a mo Tosh, anything healthy on the menu?

He's having a lie down madam can I get you a green tea and some fruit salad

I can feel a lie down coming on

As soon as he's back I'm going on tea break

How long until your break andwould you care to join me for a quick one

Do you offer the kiss of life

I do indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of to the gym in a mo Tosh, anything healthy on the menu?

He's having a lie down madam can I get you a green tea and some fruit salad

I can feel a lie down coming on

As soon as he's back I'm going on tea break

How long until your break andwould you care to join me for a quick one

Do you offer the kiss of life

I do indeed

Thank goodness I think I'm gonna need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Consider it done.

Grill is fired up and ready to rock and roll. X

You're an Angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well...........the time has come for me to get my behind off the chair and to the house of pain and suffering (gym) even though it is so tempting to stick around and enjoy the oh so delectable view of the temps.......

I bid you all a great day, tips are on the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well...........the time has come for me to get my behind off the chair and to the house of pain and suffering (gym) even though it is so tempting to stick around and enjoy the oh so delectable view of the temps.......

I bid you all a great day, tips are on the table

Have a great day yourself. Hope to see you sometime soon. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee please Tosh. Make it a strong one hun

On it's way madam me and Lal are holding the fort

he's still in bed

You are so good to him. Thank you that was a lovely brew. Better get my arse to the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of to the gym in a mo Tosh, anything healthy on the menu?

He's having a lie down madam can I get you a green tea and some fruit salad

I can feel a lie down coming on

As soon as he's back I'm going on tea break

How long until your break andwould you care to join me for a quick one

Do you offer the kiss of life

I do indeed

Thank goodness I think I'm gonna need it

here let me loosen that top it looks a little tight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Morning everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of to the gym in a mo Tosh, anything healthy on the menu?

He's having a lie down madam can I get you a green tea and some fruit salad

I can feel a lie down coming on

As soon as he's back I'm going on tea break

How long until your break andwould you care to join me for a quick one

Do you offer the kiss of life

I do indeed

Thank goodness I think I'm gonna need it

here let me loosen that top it looks a little tight

Why thank you it is squeezing me a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of to the gym in a mo Tosh, anything healthy on the menu?

He's having a lie down madam can I get you a green tea and some fruit salad

I can feel a lie down coming on

As soon as he's back I'm going on tea break

How long until your break andwould you care to join me for a quick one

Do you offer the kiss of life

I do indeed

Thank goodness I think I'm gonna need it

here let me loosen that top it looks a little tight

Dont let an offer like that pass you by Miss. I'll hold the fort til you get back. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

Oh hello. Suppose you will want feeding now? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did I nod off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

At last.....Lal he's back you can stop getting all hot and bothered at the grill darling and get hot and bothered with the customers instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

Oh hello. Suppose you will want feeding now? Xx"
yeah I'll have a full English and a cuppa while yer doing nowt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of to the gym in a mo Tosh, anything healthy on the menu?

He's having a lie down madam can I get you a green tea and some fruit salad

I can feel a lie down coming on

As soon as he's back I'm going on tea break

How long until your break andwould you care to join me for a quick one

Do you offer the kiss of life

I do indeed

Thank goodness I think I'm gonna need it

here let me loosen that top it looks a little tight

Dont let an offer like that pass you by Miss. I'll hold the fort til you get back. Xx

Thanks babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of to the gym in a mo Tosh, anything healthy on the menu?

He's having a lie down madam can I get you a green tea and some fruit salad

I can feel a lie down coming on

As soon as he's back I'm going on tea break

How long until your break andwould you care to join me for a quick one

Do you offer the kiss of life

I do indeed

Thank goodness I think I'm gonna need it

here let me loosen that top it looks a little tight

Why thank you it is squeezing me a little

Now that looks a lot more comfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

Oh hello. Suppose you will want feeding now? Xx yeah I'll have a full English and a cuppa while yer doing nowt

Least were all being looked after whilst you slack off x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

At last.....Lal he's back you can stop getting all hot and bothered at the grill darling and get hot and bothered with the customers instead

Perfect. Well worth the trip. Will leave you 2 to it. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm still a bit sleepy so can yer both carry on for another hour . Goodgirls . You will be well rewarded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

Oh hello. Suppose you will want feeding now? Xx yeah I'll have a full English and a cuppa while yer doing nowt

Dont get lippy. May have to take you to one side and have words!!

Oooppps sorry, customer is always right...on its way si. Want sauce with that? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

Oh hello. Suppose you will want feeding now? Xx yeah I'll have a full English and a cuppa while yer doing nowt

Least were all being looked after whilst you slack off x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

At last.....Lal he's back you can stop getting all hot and bothered at the grill darling and get hot and bothered with the customers instead

Perfect. Well worth the trip. Will leave you 2 to it. X

Gracious hun don't go far I'm exhausted and pp is kindly giving me the kiss of life

I will deal with the boss later, if he's lucky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

Oh hello. Suppose you will want feeding now? Xx yeah I'll have a full English and a cuppa while yer doing nowt

Dont get lippy. May have to take you to one side and have words!!

Oooppps sorry, customer is always right...on its way si. Want sauce with that? X

"
yes could I have some juice aswell please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

At last.....Lal he's back you can stop getting all hot and bothered at the grill darling and get hot and bothered with the customers instead

Perfect. Well worth the trip. Will leave you 2 to it. X

Gracious hun don't go far I'm exhausted and pp is kindly giving me the kiss of life

I will deal with the boss later, if he's lucky

Come and have a quick break with us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

At last.....Lal he's back you can stop getting all hot and bothered at the grill darling and get hot and bothered with the customers instead

Perfect. Well worth the trip. Will leave you 2 to it. X

Gracious hun don't go far I'm exhausted and pp is kindly giving me the kiss of life

I will deal with the boss later, if he's lucky

Not going too far. Going to mingle with all these lovely customers.

I think you should be boss later. Show him how its done. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still a bit sleepy so can yer both carry on for another hour . Goodgirls . You will be well rewarded

Shish blood I tell you, he wants blood......get your tail end in gear before I refuse to administer punishment when you ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A bloody couple of hours overtime and your both knackered . I do all day in this cafe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

At last.....Lal he's back you can stop getting all hot and bothered at the grill darling and get hot and bothered with the customers instead

Perfect. Well worth the trip. Will leave you 2 to it. X

Gracious hun don't go far I'm exhausted and pp is kindly giving me the kiss of life

I will deal with the boss later, if he's lucky

Not going too far. Going to mingle with all these lovely customers.

I think you should be boss later. Show him how its done. Xxx

"
Excuse me . I am the Dominant one has you should know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

Oh hello. Suppose you will want feeding now? Xx yeah I'll have a full English and a cuppa while yer doing nowt

Dont get lippy. May have to take you to one side and have words!!

Oooppps sorry, customer is always right...on its way si. Want sauce with that? X

yes could I have some juice aswell please

Im no longer a slave to your needs. Your back on grill duty. Mwah. Xx

Tea please, you know how I like it. I shall be on table 5. Diolch. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

Oh hello. Suppose you will want feeding now? Xx yeah I'll have a full English and a cuppa while yer doing nowt

Dont get lippy. May have to take you to one side and have words!!

Oooppps sorry, customer is always right...on its way si. Want sauce with that? X

yes could I haven some juice aswell please

Im no longer a slave to your needs. Your back on grill duty. Mwah. Xx

Tea please, you know how I like it. I shall be on table 5. Diolch. Xx"
Awww but I'm tirrrrrreedd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

At last.....Lal he's back you can stop getting all hot and bothered at the grill darling and get hot and bothered with the customers instead

Perfect. Well worth the trip. Will leave you 2 to it. X

Gracious hun don't go far I'm exhausted and pp is kindly giving me the kiss of life

I will deal with the boss later, if he's lucky

Not going too far. Going to mingle with all these lovely customers.

I think you should be boss later. Show him how its done. Xxx

Excuse me . I am the Dominant one has you should know

You keep thinking that but we girls know the truth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

At last.....Lal he's back you can stop getting all hot and bothered at the grill darling and get hot and bothered with the customers instead

Perfect. Well worth the trip. Will leave you 2 to it. X

Gracious hun don't go far I'm exhausted and pp is kindly giving me the kiss of life

I will deal with the boss later, if he's lucky

Not going too far. Going to mingle with all these lovely customers.

I think you should be boss later. Show him how its done. Xxx

Excuse me . I am the Dominant one has you should know

You keep thinking that but we girls know the truth

"
Yeah right . Now see to me sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

Oh hello. Suppose you will want feeding now? Xx yeah I'll have a full English and a cuppa while yer doing nowt

Dont get lippy. May have to take you to one side and have words!!

Oooppps sorry, customer is always right...on its way si. Want sauce with that? X

yes could I haven some juice aswell please

Im no longer a slave to your needs. Your back on grill duty. Mwah. Xx

Tea please, you know how I like it. I shall be on table 5. Diolch. Xx Awww but I'm tirrrrrreedd

Pfffttt. Tired is no excuse. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mutiny Captain Mutiny I tell ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bloody couple of hours overtime and your both knackered . I do all day in this cafe

Well seeing as your so used to it you can bring me a nice cuppa, just how I like it

I'm over in the chill out corner getting the kiss of life and some clothing adjustments from pp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thats what you said on our meet I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

Oh hello. Suppose you will want feeding now? Xx yeah I'll have a full English and a cuppa while yer doing nowt

Dont get lippy. May have to take you to one side and have words!!

Oooppps sorry, customer is always right...on its way si. Want sauce with that? X

yes could I haven some juice aswell please

Im no longer a slave to your needs. Your back on grill duty. Mwah. Xx

Tea please, you know how I like it. I shall be on table 5. Diolch. Xx Awww but I'm tirrrrrreedd

Pfffttt. Tired is no excuse. Xx

The cheek of it he's been in bed all morning pfft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bloody couple of hours overtime and your both knackered . I do all day in this cafe

Well seeing as your so used to it you can bring me a nice cuppa, just how I like it

I'm over in the chill out corner getting the kiss of life and some clothing adjustments from pp

ooops your blouse has fallen off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all can i bring my own sausage just need something to put it in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xx thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

Oh hello. Suppose you will want feeding now? Xx yeah I'll have a full English and a cuppa while yer doing nowt

Dont get lippy. May have to take you to one side and have words!!

Oooppps sorry, customer is always right...on its way si. Want sauce with that? X

yes could I haven some juice aswell please

Im no longer a slave to your needs. Your back on grill duty. Mwah. Xx

Tea please, you know how I like it. I shall be on table 5. Diolch. Xx Awww but I'm tirrrrrreedd

Pfffttt. Tired is no excuse. Xx

The cheek of it he's been in bed all morning pfft

"
I had a late night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Tosh, I'm starving, what you got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't suppose you serve sympathy in your cafe do you? woke up feeling rather poorly need something to help me feel better X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

Oh hello. Suppose you will want feeding now? Xx yeah I'll have a full English and a cuppa while yer doing nowt

Dont get lippy. May have to take you to one side and have words!!

Oooppps sorry, customer is always right...on its way si. Want sauce with that? X

yes could I haven some juice aswell please

Im no longer a slave to your needs. Your back on grill duty. Mwah. Xx

Tea please, you know how I like it. I shall be on table 5. Diolch. Xx Awww but I'm tirrrrrreedd

Pfffttt. Tired is no excuse. Xx

The cheek of it he's been in bed all morning pfft

I had a late night

No sympathy. Get ur pinny on. You have customers. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning Tosh, I'm starving, what you got?

"
can recommend my sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't suppose you serve sympathy in your cafe do you? woke up feeling rather poorly need something to help me feel better X

You'd best come and sit over by me I have the nurse here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't suppose you serve sympathy in your cafe do you? woke up feeling rather poorly need something to help me feel better X

Im sure you will be well looked after. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

Oh hello. Suppose you will want feeding now? Xx yeah I'll have a full English and a cuppa while yer doing nowt

Dont get lippy. May have to take you to one side and have words!!

Oooppps sorry, customer is always right...on its way si. Want sauce with that? X

yes could I haven some juice aswell please

Im no longer a slave to your needs. Your back on grill duty. Mwah. Xx

Tea please, you know how I like it. I shall be on table 5. Diolch. Xx Awww but I'm tirrrrrreedd

Pfffttt. Tired is no excuse. Xx

The cheek of it he's been in bed all morning pfft

I had a late night

No sympathy. Get ur pinny on. You have customers. Xxx"
Your supposed to say . Get yer pinny off and get in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't suppose you serve sympathy in your cafe do you? woke up feeling rather poorly need something to help me feel better X

You'd best come and sit over by me I have the nurse here

on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Tosh, I'm starving, what you got?

can recommend my sausage

With egg and mushrooms and hash browns black pudding and toast please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't suppose you serve sympathy in your cafe do you? woke up feeling rather poorly need something to help me feel better X

Im sure you will be well looked after. Xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bloody couple of hours overtime and your both knackered . I do all day in this cafe

Well seeing as your so used to it you can bring me a nice cuppa, just how I like it

I'm over in the chill out corner getting the kiss of life and some clothing adjustments from pp

ooops your blouse has fallen off

Oh dear.....not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning Tosh, I'm starving, what you got?

can recommend my sausage

With egg and mushrooms and hash browns black pudding and toast please

"
cumming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't suppose you serve sympathy in your cafe do you? woke up feeling rather poorly need something to help me feel better X

You'd best come and sit over by me I have the nurse here

Hello there did someone call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bloody couple of hours overtime and your both knackered . I do all day in this cafe

Well seeing as your so used to it you can bring me a nice cuppa, just how I like it

I'm over in the chill out corner getting the kiss of life and some clothing adjustments from pp

ooops your blouse has fallen off

Oh dear.....not

now I'm getting all hot and bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bloody couple of hours overtime and your both knackered . I do all day in this cafe

Well seeing as your so used to it you can bring me a nice cuppa, just how I like it

I'm over in the chill out corner getting the kiss of life and some clothing adjustments from pp

ooops your blouse has fallen off

Oh dear.....not

now I'm getting all hot and bothered

Nurse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Tosh, I'm starving, what you got?

can recommend my sausage

With egg and mushrooms and hash browns black pudding and toast please

cumming up

Can I eat first lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning Tosh, I'm starving, what you got?

can recommend my sausage

With egg and mushrooms and hash browns black pudding and toast please

cumming up

Can I eat first lol

"
yeah I will give you something to chomp on

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Morning all, can I have scrambled egg on an English muffin please?

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over a year ago

"A bloody couple of hours overtime and your both knackered . I do all day in this cafe

Well seeing as your so used to it you can bring me a nice cuppa, just how I like it

I'm over in the chill out corner getting the kiss of life and some clothing adjustments from pp

ooops your blouse has fallen off

Oh dear.....not

now I'm getting all hot and bothered

Nurse...

I think so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all, can I have scrambled egg on an English muffin please?

"
I will scramble your eggs and give you a special muffin xx

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Morning all, can I have scrambled egg on an English muffin please?

I will scramble your eggs and give you a special muffin xx"

And I will try not to dribble too much while I eat your tasty sausage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all, can I have scrambled egg on an English muffin please?

I will scramble your eggs and give you a special muffin xx

And I will try not to dribble too much while I eat your tasty sausage

"
No . Don't waste none its very tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right folks, im off.

Have a brill day. See ya soon. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right folks, im off.

Have a brill day. See ya soon. Xxx"
Have a great day gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right folks, im off.

Have a brill day. See ya soon. Xxx"

Bye have a great day yourself x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right folks, im off.

Have a brill day. See ya soon. Xxx"

See ya soon hun have a great day Mwah x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right folks, im off.

Have a brill day. See ya soon. Xxx

See ya soon hun have a great day Mwah x"
just looking at those lips . Any chance of a BJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all, can I have scrambled egg on an English muffin please?

I will scramble your eggs and give you a special muffin xx

And I will try not to dribble too much while I eat your tasty sausage

No . Don't waste none its very tasty

Oh it is very tasty indeed....I can highly recommend it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all, can I have scrambled egg on an English muffin please?

I will scramble your eggs and give you a special muffin xx

And I will try not to dribble too much while I eat your tasty sausage

No . Don't waste none its very tasty

Oh it is very tasty indeed....I can highly recommend it

Thats my gal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right folks, im off.

Have a brill day. See ya soon. Xxx

See ya soon hun have a great day Mwah x just looking at those lips . Any chance of a BJ

Mmmm yes of course for you boss anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right folks, im off.

Have a brill day. See ya soon. Xxx

See ya soon hun have a great day Mwah x just looking at those lips . Any chance of a BJ

Mmmm yes of course for you boss anytime

"
Thankyou . Your a good grafter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right folks, im off.

Have a brill day. See ya soon. Xxx

See ya soon hun have a great day Mwah x just looking at those lips . Any chance of a BJ

Mmmm yes of course for you boss anytime

Thankyou . Your a good grafter

I aim to please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bloody couple of hours overtime and your both knackered . I do all day in this cafe

Well seeing as your so used to it you can bring me a nice cuppa, just how I like it

I'm over in the chill out corner getting the kiss of life and some clothing adjustments from pp

ooops your blouse has fallen off

Oh dear.....not

now I'm getting all hot and bothered

Nurse...

I think so

Well I've slipped into my uniform ready so where do you need my attention

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right folks, im off.

Have a brill day. See ya soon. Xxx

See ya soon hun have a great day Mwah x just looking at those lips . Any chance of a BJ

Mmmm yes of course for you boss anytime

Thankyou . Your a good grafter

I aim to please

"
Indeed you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bloody couple of hours overtime and your both knackered . I do all day in this cafe

Well seeing as your so used to it you can bring me a nice cuppa, just how I like it

I'm over in the chill out corner getting the kiss of life and some clothing adjustments from pp

ooops your blouse has fallen off

Oh dear.....not

now I'm getting all hot and bothered

Nurse...

I think so

Well I've slipped into my uniform ready so where do you need my attention

isn't that obvious nurse

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

For afters can I have PP smothered in butter and bought to my table

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You can go now and leave my BJ . And go and see to private parts private parts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/04/14 09:17:48]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bloody couple of hours overtime and your both knackered . I do all day in this cafe

Well seeing as your so used to it you can bring me a nice cuppa, just how I like it

I'm over in the chill out corner getting the kiss of life and some clothing adjustments from pp

ooops your blouse has fallen off

Oh dear.....not

now I'm getting all hot and bothered

Nurse...

I think so

Well I've slipped into my uniform ready so where do you need my attention

isn't that obvious nurse

Oh I say pp yes it is indeed....I will just bend down and get right to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all can i bring my own sausage just need something to put it in?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all can i bring my own sausage just need something to put it in? "

Of course you can, there are some lovely baps on offer today

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over a year ago

"Morning all can i bring my own sausage just need something to put it in?

Of course you can, there are some lovely naps on offer today

naps u want me go asleep in the chill out corner? Lol

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over a year ago

"Morning all can i bring my own sausage just need something to put it in?

Of course you can, there are some lovely naps on offer today

naps u want me go asleep in the chill out corner? Lol"

re posted lol xx

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over a year ago

"Morning all can i bring my own sausage just need something to put it in?

Of course you can, there are some lovely baps on offer today

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couple of baps for me please

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over a year ago

Hey boss now we have a quiet patch and there are not many customers can I have my training you promised

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over a year ago

"Morning all can i bring my own sausage just need something to put it in?

Of course you can, there are some lovely baps on offer today

couple of baps for me please

Pp squeezed them earlier....he said they were lovely

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over a year ago

"Hey boss now we have a quiet patch and there are not many customers can I have my training you promised

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Yeah I suppose . I have a special uniform I need you to try on first

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over a year ago

"Hey boss now we have a quiet patch and there are not many customers can I have my training you promised

Yeah I suppose . I have a special uniform I need you to try on first

Oooo goodie I love playing dress up

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over a year ago

"Hey boss now we have a quiet patch and there are not many customers can I have my training you promised

Yeah I suppose . I have a special uniform I need you to try on first

Oooo goodie I love playing dress up

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I know . I will keep that in mind in a couple of weeks

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over a year ago

"Hey boss now we have a quiet patch and there are not many customers can I have my training you promised

Yeah I suppose . I have a special uniform I need you to try on first

Oooo goodie I love playing dress up

I know . I will keep that in mind in a couple of weeks

I hope so xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey boss now we have a quiet patch and there are not many customers can I have my training you promised

Yeah I suppose . I have a special uniform I need you to try on first

Oooo goodie I love playing dress up

I know . I will keep that in mind in a couple of weeks

I hope so xx

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I know so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey boss now we have a quiet patch and there are not many customers can I have my training you promised

Yeah I suppose . I have a special uniform I need you to try on first

Oooo goodie I love playing dress up

I know . I will keep that in mind in a couple of weeks

I hope so xx

I know so "
Well it looks like they have all binned me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very late.... Can I have a large coffee and me sausage please

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over a year ago

"I'm very late.... Can I have a large coffee and me sausage please

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you can have a small coffee and a large sausage xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice cup o tea with 2 sugars and a couple of co-codamol's..got a thumping headache

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over a year ago

"Nice cup o tea with 2 sugars and a couple of co-codamol's..got a thumping headache

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its a cafe not a chemist .have a sausage

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over a year ago

Recovery protein shake for me (mr), mrs'll have a brew and a plate of full English if ya still cooking

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over a year ago

"Nice cup o tea with 2 sugars and a couple of co-codamol's..got a thumping headache

its a cafe not a chemist .have a sausage

But..but..but I don't like sausages

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