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The naughtiest thing you have done in someone else’s house is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is without them knowing and did you get away with it?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Their wife..............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck a guy's girlfriend on his bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke a bed once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucked my friends 18 year old son on her bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Broke a bed once"

I brought a guys bed last year. Soon after he deleted his profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He he he kinky buggers

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Someone took me to their family home (no he's not married) chained me up to the loft stairs, blindfolded me and proceeded to use various toys on/in me. Ah memories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Climbed into their fridge then when the opened it jumped out and scared the hell out of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissed on their son in their bath. We did clean it after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had sex with hubby then washed my fanny and dried it with their hand towel, i was in my twenties, wouldnt dream of doing anything like that now. actualy, they had annoyed me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucked an estate agent in someones house I was viewing.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My sister is ocd about housework and she bought some new cushions that no one was allowed to touch. When she went for a shower I piled the cushions up and sat on them to give jay a blowjob, we where like two naughty kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pissed on their son in their bath. We did clean it after"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I put a record player in someone's fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accidentally switched the freezer off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell asleep after a party and found everyone had left the next day so watched TV and eat ben and jerry's watching TV all day then left before they got home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucked my friends 18 year old son on her bed "

nice sounds like he was a lucky guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

once fucked a friend in my aunties bed when she was away for the week

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

two different houses, once at a party, we fucked on their bed while they were chatting outside the door, people were looking for their jackets lol,

other time we fucked over the sink while the rest were sitting just outside in the garden, j was waving at them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threw my exes cat out the window ...... 30 floors up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Threw my exes cat out the window ...... 30 floors up "

you did not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/04/14 18:56:31]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pissed in my old teachers kettle. He had invited my parents round for dinner. I really hated him, he was a complete arsehole to me at school but was being nice to me in front of my mum and dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucked on their dining table (sorry in laws

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I was looking after a friends house, I arranged a meet there. I had seen she had some very sexy underwear as it was drying on the line, I wore her underear as I was getting fucked in her bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was about 19 I was asked to feed my mates mum's cats whilst they were on holiday. She was a very sexy Milf at the time! First time I went round, I found her lingerie drawer, and porn stash.... Spent the next hour wanking on her sofa, using her panties to spunk in to! Did it every day for a week, then kept the panties!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was about 19 I was asked to feed my mates mum's cats whilst they were on holiday. She was a very sexy Milf at the time! First time I went round, I found her lingerie drawer, and porn stash.... Spent the next hour wanking on her sofa, using her panties to spunk in to! Did it every day for a week, then kept the panties! "

Didn't she notice 7+ pairs of pants missing?

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By *ervertsCouple
over a year ago

halesowen


"Fucked an estate agent in someones house I was viewing. "

That's unusual, it's usually the other way round.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Pissed on the carpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

raided the chocolate tin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pissed on the carpet. "

Haha very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bag of frozen prawns into a cupboard of a "friend" who had just moved into his new home.

We enjoyed the daily accounts of the funny smell at work!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeing on the toilet seat

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Pissed on the carpet.

Haha very nice"
I nearly died when they told me what I had done, I don't recall much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucked on their dining table (sorry in laws "

I did that too

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Peeing on the toilet seat "
Well at least you nearly got it right, I apparently didn't even make it to the bathroom lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peeing on the toilet seat Well at least you nearly got it right, I apparently didn't even make it to the bathroom lol "

Was it one of them uncontrollable laughing moments or was you so numb you didn't feel it coming?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Peeing on the toilet seat Well at least you nearly got it right, I apparently didn't even make it to the bathroom lol

Was it one of them uncontrollable laughing moments or was you so numb you didn't feel it coming? "
No, apparently I just said I needed a wee...then went.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucked my friends father while they were all asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peeing on the toilet seat Well at least you nearly got it right, I apparently didn't even make it to the bathroom lol

Was it one of them uncontrollable laughing moments or was you so numb you didn't feel it coming? No, apparently I just said I needed a wee...then went. "

I bet your OH was mortified. Maybe you should cut down on your alcohol intake.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Peeing on the toilet seat Well at least you nearly got it right, I apparently didn't even make it to the bathroom lol

Was it one of them uncontrollable laughing moments or was you so numb you didn't feel it coming? No, apparently I just said I needed a wee...then went.

I bet your OH was mortified. Maybe you should cut down on your alcohol intake. "
I was 19.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peeing on the toilet seat Well at least you nearly got it right, I apparently didn't even make it to the bathroom lol

Was it one of them uncontrollable laughing moments or was you so numb you didn't feel it coming? No, apparently I just said I needed a wee...then went.

I bet your OH was mortified. Maybe you should cut down on your alcohol intake. I was 19..... "

I was joking. I thought you were five or something.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Peeing on the toilet seat Well at least you nearly got it right, I apparently didn't even make it to the bathroom lol

Was it one of them uncontrollable laughing moments or was you so numb you didn't feel it coming? No, apparently I just said I needed a wee...then went.

I bet your OH was mortified. Maybe you should cut down on your alcohol intake. I was 19.....

I was joking. I thought you were five or something. "
No I used to put my poo in my best friends jack in the box then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a house party, I found myself recovering after passing out in the guest's bedroom. All but one were outside.

Anyway, I felt sick and tried to go to the bathroom (which was next door), but that one person was being sick in there.

I darent run down the stairs, as it was coming up. Nothing I could do. Through no control of my own, I threw up on their bed and once finished, walked away as if it were nothing.

The poor guy in the bathroom got the blame after.

Similar thing happened when I threw up on someone's car and a guy curled up on the kerb got the blame.

Bare in mind, this was when I was 16. Under age and no idea of my limits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peeing on the toilet seat Well at least you nearly got it right, I apparently didn't even make it to the bathroom lol

Was it one of them uncontrollable laughing moments or was you so numb you didn't feel it coming? No, apparently I just said I needed a wee...then went.

I bet your OH was mortified. Maybe you should cut down on your alcohol intake. I was 19.....

I was joking. I thought you were five or something. No I used to put my poo in my best friends jack in the box then. "

I bet that was a surprise when jack popped up with a brown hat on.

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By *ervertsCouple
over a year ago

halesowen


"Fucked my friends father while they were all asleep. "

My daughter is looking for a new friend

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire


"Fucked my friends 18 year old son on her bed "

How old were you?

Lucky guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a sex in works toilet :D I was doing a night shift

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Peeing on the toilet seat Well at least you nearly got it right, I apparently didn't even make it to the bathroom lol

Was it one of them uncontrollable laughing moments or was you so numb you didn't feel it coming? No, apparently I just said I needed a wee...then went.

I bet your OH was mortified. Maybe you should cut down on your alcohol intake. I was 19.....

I was joking. I thought you were five or something. No I used to put my poo in my best friends jack in the box then. "
Ok logistics how did you drop one in the box without Jack hammering it back up your ring of fire?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Peeing on the toilet seat Well at least you nearly got it right, I apparently didn't even make it to the bathroom lol

Was it one of them uncontrollable laughing moments or was you so numb you didn't feel it coming? No, apparently I just said I needed a wee...then went.

I bet your OH was mortified. Maybe you should cut down on your alcohol intake. I was 19.....

I was joking. I thought you were five or something. No I used to put my poo in my best friends jack in the box then. Ok logistics how did you drop one in the box without Jack hammering it back up your ring of fire?"
I was 5....I don't remember logistics.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Peeing on the toilet seat Well at least you nearly got it right, I apparently didn't even make it to the bathroom lol

Was it one of them uncontrollable laughing moments or was you so numb you didn't feel it coming? No, apparently I just said I needed a wee...then went.

I bet your OH was mortified. Maybe you should cut down on your alcohol intake. I was 19.....

I was joking. I thought you were five or something. No I used to put my poo in my best friends jack in the box then. Ok logistics how did you drop one in the box without Jack hammering it back up your ring of fire?I was 5....I don't remember logistics..... "

So did you actually squat over the box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago when I was about 18 I was at a house party and needed a number 2.......no toilet roll.......panic.

No need, there was a hand towel which I hid behind the plastic bath panel.

10 years later a friend of the girl, whose house we were at, told the story at a dinner party about the party and said for months they couldn't understand what the smell was.

I didn't have the guys to own up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Threw my exes cat out the window ...... 30 floors up "

are you serious?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucked a woman while her husband was upstairs asleep. They aren't swingers.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Threw my exes cat out the window ...... 30 floors up

are you serious?"
I fucking hope not that's not naughty its fucking abhorrent.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Threw my exes cat out the window ...... 30 floors up

are you serious?I fucking hope not that's not naughty its fucking abhorrent. "
Totally in agreement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucked the plasterer while he was round my mates house doing some work. I can't help but smile now every time I look at that wall..

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By *EPROFUNDISMan
over a year ago

billingham


"I was looking after a friends house, I arranged a meet there. I had seen she had some very sexy underwear as it was drying on the line, I wore her underear as I was getting fucked in her bed."

That's the best I've read tonight

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By *ohnnySmilesMan
over a year ago

lancaster

Lost my cherry to my mums best mate.While my mum and dad were down stairs at a party.

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By *he Master JMan
over a year ago

Southall


"Fucked my friends father while they were all asleep. "
do you want to be friends with my daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went around my ex wifes for Xmas dinner, while she was downstairs I was upstairs on her bed fucking her sister.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone took me to their family home (no he's not married) chained me up to the loft stairs, blindfolded me and proceeded to use various toys on/in me. Ah memories. "

Sounds like a grand time!

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By *otandhottererCouple
over a year ago

dursley


"Fucked my friends 18 year old son on her bed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a mates one eve sat at the table talking to him and his 30 yr old step daughter was sat next to me across the room from her mother and she was wanking me off. The day before she was sucking my cock in the kitchen with her mother just yards away.

I think my mate knew but her mother had no idea.

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By *an and wifeyCouple
over a year ago

n lincs

Think we have had a sheltered life lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucked on their dining table (sorry in laws "

I was fucking my brothers gf on my sisters table and it collapsed we was now flat on the floor damaged done so we carried on.

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

When looking after a friends house wanked using his wives underwear made a mess in some of her panties but did rewash them except the pair from the bathroom wash basket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asked by an NCT cohort if I could pop round to sort out her PC. Her hubby was out, on sorting PC she asked if I would accept fucking her as a thank you, ... I asked if she was sure ... She was, very.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All these stories of sex compared to mine lol

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By *unky monkey 351Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Fucked at work why looking after someone (carers) ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a friends house and they were in bathroom ages, I was busting, so I crapped on a newspaper and threw it out of the window..Later when we went out it was lying unfolded on the pavement and my friend said' look what some dirty bastard has done outside my house !!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It makes me think twice about having people in my home if this is normal!

I can honestly say I never treat other peoples homes with anything less than the respect I would want them to treat mine.

the guy who said he chucked the cat........... I seriously hope that is just a sick joke!

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