FabSwingers.com forum: Sex shopping list

By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Ok the rules are you can't list any kind of sex toys. Everything must be something you could buy in a supermarket or on the high street (not inluding Ann Summers and shops of that ilk).

Then an explanation of how you would use each item in a sexual context.

Got that?

Start shopping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my next trip to Tesco, I'll be picking up the following:

1 pack of clothes pegs - perfect for nipples and other sensitive areas

1 clothes line - for tying up

1 wooden hair brush - ideal for spanking naughty girls & boys

1 scarf - makes a great blindfold

1 pack ice cubes - just the thing for sensation play

1 tube deep heat - as above

1 large cucumber - guess where this is going...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my next trip to Tesco, I'll be picking up the following:

1 pack of clothes pegs - perfect for nipples and other sensitive areas

1 clothes line - for tying up

1 wooden hair brush - ideal for spanking naughty girls & boys

1 scarf - makes a great blindfold

1 pack ice cubes - just the thing for sensation play

1 tube deep heat - as above

1 large cucumber - guess where this is going...?

Whilst your going can you pick me up some bread and a spatula.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

A tickling stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothpaste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A marrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep heat? Ouch!! Kinky bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my next trip to Tesco, I'll be picking up the following:

1 pack of clothes pegs - perfect for nipples and other sensitive areas

1 clothes line - for tying up

1 wooden hair brush - ideal for spanking naughty girls & boys

1 scarf - makes a great blindfold

1 pack ice cubes - just the thing for sensation play

1 tube deep heat - as above

1 large cucumber - guess where this is going...?

Whilst your going can you pick me up some bread and a spatula.

Sure, white or brown loaf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my next trip to Tesco, I'll be picking up the following:

1 pack of clothes pegs - perfect for nipples and other sensitive areas

1 clothes line - for tying up

1 wooden hair brush - ideal for spanking naughty girls & boys

1 scarf - makes a great blindfold

1 pack ice cubes - just the thing for sensation play

1 tube deep heat - as above

1 large cucumber - guess where this is going...?

Whilst your going can you pick me up some bread and a spatula.

Sure, white or brown loaf?

Granary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my next trip to Tesco, I'll be picking up the following:

1 pack of clothes pegs - perfect for nipples and other sensitive areas

1 clothes line - for tying up

1 wooden hair brush - ideal for spanking naughty girls & boys

1 scarf - makes a great blindfold

1 pack ice cubes - just the thing for sensation play

1 tube deep heat - as above

1 large cucumber - guess where this is going...?

Whilst your going can you pick me up some bread and a spatula.

Sure, white or brown loaf?

Granary.

No problem, I'm setting off in a mo, will pop over with it on the way back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok the rules are you can't list any kind of sex toys. Everything must be something you could buy in a supermarket or on the high street (not inluding Ann Summers and shops of that ilk).

Then an explanation of how you would use each item in a sexual context.

Got that?

Start shopping! "

Is this another way of asking how fucking perverted I am?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep Heat....... Are you inviting a rugby team round ???

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"On my next trip to Tesco, I'll be picking up the following:

1 pack of clothes pegs - perfect for nipples and other sensitive areas

1 clothes line - for tying up

1 wooden hair brush - ideal for spanking naughty girls & boys

1 scarf - makes a great blindfold

1 pack ice cubes - just the thing for sensation play

1 tube deep heat - as above

1 large cucumber - guess where this is going...?

Oh I like your shopping list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pound of liver and an empty jam jar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my next trip to Tesco, I'll be picking up the following:

1 pack of clothes pegs - perfect for nipples and other sensitive areas

1 clothes line - for tying up

1 wooden hair brush - ideal for spanking naughty girls & boys

1 scarf - makes a great blindfold

1 pack ice cubes - just the thing for sensation play

1 tube deep heat - as above

1 large cucumber - guess where this is going...?

Whilst your going can you pick me up some bread and a spatula.

Sure, white or brown loaf?

Granary.

No problem, I'm setting off in a mo, will pop over with it on the way back

Don't forget the spatula for my spanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pound of liver and an empty jam jar?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fava beans, nice Chianti.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once went to Safeway and as a dare bought a cucumber, Durex, Vaseline and 1 sprout.

The awful thing was the sprout wouldn't weigh as it wasn't heavy enough and a supervisor ended up coming over. Much to the amusement of a bloke laughing at me through the window.

Sorry off topic OP but your amusing thread reminded me.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Plastic sheeting, a giant bottle of Mazola, gaffer tape and a tub of Ben and Jerrys. The last one is for non-sexual purposes, I just fancy some peanut butter/chocolate ice cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my next trip to Tesco, I'll be picking up the following:

1 pack of clothes pegs - perfect for nipples and other sensitive areas

1 clothes line - for tying up

1 wooden hair brush - ideal for spanking naughty girls & boys

1 scarf - makes a great blindfold

1 pack ice cubes - just the thing for sensation play

1 tube deep heat - as above

1 large cucumber - guess where this is going...?

Whilst your going can you pick me up some bread and a spatula.

Sure, white or brown loaf?

Granary.

No problem, I'm setting off in a mo, will pop over with it on the way back

Don't forget the spatula for my spanking "

That'll be the first thing I get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A car battery

Some wire

Two bulldog clips

A spatula with a round aluminium handle to be inserted into the vagina

Two crocodile clips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently went to tescos and I had to get some salad stuff.

My mum asked me to get her a few bits.

So my list did consist of a cucumber and a pack of tena lady pants

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A bottle of champagne and some strawberries. Can I get the man on the high street too?

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Ok the rules are you can't list any kind of sex toys. Everything must be something you could buy in a supermarket or on the high street (not inluding Ann Summers and shops of that ilk).

Then an explanation of how you would use each item in a sexual context.

Got that?

Start shopping!

Is this another way of asking how fucking perverted I am?...

I'm looking to widen my perve repertoire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget some fresh ginger a nice fat bit about thumb size peeled and shaped makes a great buttplug also a little sliver on the clit mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice Cubes

Candles

Squirty Cream

Popping Candy (if only to hear the immortal words "your vagina's crackling" one more time!)

Rope

A vegetable knife

Electric Toothbrush

Ginger (figging anyone!)

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I've tried quite a few of these apart from things like Deep Heat (fuck off I'm allegic! It'll wreck my fun for months!) and ginger (ouch).

What could I do, for example, with a dustpan and brush?

Or a packet of party balloons (not as replacement condoms please!)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've tried quite a few of these apart from things like Deep Heat (fuck off I'm allegic! It'll wreck my fun for months!) and ginger (ouch).

What could I do, for example, with a dustpan and brush?

Or a packet of party balloons (not as replacement condoms please!)?"

Mmm, good question...

I bet those party balloons could be used as inflatable butt-plugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've tried quite a few of these apart from things like Deep Heat (fuck off I'm allegic! It'll wreck my fun for months!) and ginger (ouch).

What could I do, for example, with a dustpan and brush?

Or a packet of party balloons (not as replacement condoms please!)?

Mmm, good question...

I bet those party balloons could be used as inflatable butt-plugs

Exactly what I was thinking, oil two up, insert, inflate and you have a novel squeeky dp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've tried quite a few of these apart from things like Deep Heat (fuck off I'm allegic! It'll wreck my fun for months!) and ginger (ouch).

What could I do, for example, with a dustpan and brush?

Or a packet of party balloons (not as replacement condoms please!)?

Mmm, good question...

I bet those party balloons could be used as inflatable butt-plugs

Exactly what I was thinking, oil two up, insert, inflate and you have a novel squeeky dp.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I've tried quite a few of these apart from things like Deep Heat (fuck off I'm allegic! It'll wreck my fun for months!) and ginger (ouch).

What could I do, for example, with a dustpan and brush?

Or a packet of party balloons (not as replacement condoms please!)?

Mmm, good question...

I bet those party balloons could be used as inflatable butt-plugs

Exactly what I was thinking, oil two up, insert, inflate and you have a novel squeeky dp.

Brilliant idea (makes note!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 metres of rope.

Balaclava

Ball gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an interesting shopping list lol!! we'll bring the chocolate sauce and spray cream mmmm !! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pastry wheel (cutter)

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"3 metres of rope.

Balaclava

Ball gag "

No ball gag - that comes under the 'no sex toy' rule. What would you use instead?

And the other two make you sound like a kidnapper! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've tried quite a few of these apart from things like Deep Heat (fuck off I'm allegic! It'll wreck my fun for months!) and ginger (ouch).

What could I do, for example, with a dustpan and brush?

Or a packet of party balloons (not as replacement condoms please!)?"

A dustpan would make a good toy for spanking and then the brush could be coupled with a blindfold as a sensation toy. For those with masochistic tendencies (ahem) a steel pan dustpan and wire brush would work too!

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By *ogamuffinMan
over a year ago

slough

Carrots, cucumber, courgette, condoms,

Meltable chocolate,

Marker pen to scrawl over the sluts body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my next trip to Tesco, I'll be picking up the following:

1 pack of clothes pegs - perfect for nipples and other sensitive areas

1 clothes line - for tying up

1 wooden hair brush - ideal for spanking naughty girls & boys

1 scarf - makes a great blindfold

1 pack ice cubes - just the thing for sensation play

1 tube deep heat - as above

1 large cucumber - guess where this is going...?

All the above please, plus some candles

And a needlework kit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More white chocolate magnums mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extra virgin (naturally!) olive oil, a large aubergine and a packet of wet wipes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my next trip to Tesco, I'll be picking up the following:

1 pack of clothes pegs - perfect for nipples and other sensitive areas

1 clothes line - for tying up

1 wooden hair brush - ideal for spanking naughty girls & boys

1 scarf - makes a great blindfold

1 pack ice cubes - just the thing for sensation play

1 tube deep heat - as above

1 large cucumber - guess where this is going...?

All the above please, plus some candles

And a needlework kit

No problem, but I'll have to make a return trip as I've just been over there for Violet

Would you like one of those needlework sets with a pattern inside?

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"More white chocolate magnums mmmm

I couldn't. They'd be eaten before you had a chance to use them in my house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 metres of rope.

Balaclava

Ball gag

No ball gag - that comes under the 'no sex toy' rule. What would you use instead?

And the other two make you sound like a kidnapper! LOL"

Tennis ball, skewer and string?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 metres of rope.

Balaclava

Ball gag

No ball gag - that comes under the 'no sex toy' rule. What would you use instead?

And the other two make you sound like a kidnapper! LOL"

I would use her knickers and my belt . It's called role play my dear !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of POM is an eye opener. Also you can get some good bondage gear from pet shops, along with a KONG (yes really!) dog toy. They have to be seen to be believed, they are not for the feint hearted.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"3 metres of rope.

Balaclava

Ball gag

No ball gag - that comes under the 'no sex toy' rule. What would you use instead?

And the other two make you sound like a kidnapper! LOL

I would use her knickers and my belt . It's called role play my dear !!!"

Yes I know but this is about what you would go shopping for that could have a sexual use other than sex toys.

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By *pplecrunchWoman
over a year ago

Yeovil

A packet of nuts

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"A packet of nuts "

How would you use them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 metre of hose pipe

small funnel

turkey baster

1 litre of chocolate milkshake

roll of duct tape

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"1 metre of hose pipe

small funnel

turkey baster

1 litre of chocolate milkshake

roll of duct tape

Fuck me! I've now got a scenario in my head I really don't want! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 metre of hose pipe

small funnel

turkey baster

1 litre of chocolate milkshake

roll of duct tape

Fuck me! I've now got a scenario in my head I really don't want! !

you must have a sick mind! I was going to drink the milkshake whilst making a portable shower

I forgot the watering can rose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my next trip to Tesco, I'll be picking up the following:

1 pack of clothes pegs - perfect for nipples and other sensitive areas

1 clothes line - for tying up

1 wooden hair brush - ideal for spanking naughty girls & boys

1 scarf - makes a great blindfold

1 pack ice cubes - just the thing for sensation play

1 tube deep heat - as above

1 large cucumber - guess where this is going...?

All the above please, plus some candles

And a needlework kit

No problem, but I'll have to make a return trip as I've just been over there for Violet

Would you like one of those needlework sets with a pattern inside?

Not bothered on the pattern thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 metre of hose pipe

small funnel

turkey baster

1 litre of chocolate milkshake

roll of duct tape

Fuck me! I've now got a scenario in my head I really don't want! !

you must have a sick mind! I was going to drink the milkshake whilst making a portable shower

I forgot the watering can rose

I had the sick mind too, are you cooking a turkey then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 metres of rope.

Balaclava

Ball gag

No ball gag - that comes under the 'no sex toy' rule. What would you use instead?

And the other two make you sound like a kidnapper! LOL"

Pack of ping pong balls, metal skewer and a ball of string/knicker elastic. Home made ball gag.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"1 metre of hose pipe

small funnel

turkey baster

1 litre of chocolate milkshake

roll of duct tape

Fuck me! I've now got a scenario in my head I really don't want! !

you must have a sick mind! I was going to drink the milkshake whilst making a portable shower

I forgot the watering can rose

PMSL damn! Caught out!

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"3 metres of rope.

Balaclava

Ball gag

No ball gag - that comes under the 'no sex toy' rule. What would you use instead?

And the other two make you sound like a kidnapper! LOL

Pack of ping pong balls, metal skewer and a ball of string/knicker elastic. Home made ball gag. "

That would work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 metre of hose pipe

small funnel

turkey baster

1 litre of chocolate milkshake

roll of duct tape

Fuck me! I've now got a scenario in my head I really don't want! !

you must have a sick mind! I was going to drink the milkshake whilst making a portable shower

I forgot the watering can rose

I had the sick mind too, are you cooking a turkey then

turkey cooking while I'm setting up my portable shower in the dungeon

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