FabSwingers.com forum: Status Shuffle

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Basically i'm to lazy to click on peoples profiles to see who has what.. and im nosey

So if you could all kindly type your status so i could have a chuckle id be greatful

mine was: Im not obsessed with huge boobs, i just think about big boobs more than i think about other things on balance, but dont hold them against me'

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

Looking for a woman with a strap on...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking for a woman with a strap on...

doesnt count if u write your own status hun..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Courtesy of Ryan

"Why can I never control my farts during a 69 :-/"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for a woman with a strap on...

doesnt count if u write your own status hun..

She's straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mine got lost in the mail. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... Adventurous petite minx breaks McDonald's restraining order! Again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... Adventurous petite minx breaks McDonald's restraining order! Again!

lmao

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

"Looking for a woman with a strap on...

doesnt count if u write your own status hun..

ermmm missyourbad wrote my status ha ha

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

"Looking for a woman with a strap on...

doesnt count if u write your own status hun..

She's straight

of course I am...how long do I need to leave my status up lol

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By *issyyourbadWoman
over a year ago

Dorset

"Looking for a woman with a strap on...

doesnt count if u write your own status hun..

She's straight

of course I am...how long do I need to leave my status up lol

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. I would say you could take it down now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for a woman with a strap on...

doesnt count if u write your own status hun..

She's straight

of course I am...how long do I need to leave my status up lol

. I would say you could take it down now

Femme will be dishing out punishments for early removal

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"As soon as she walked through the door his sausage was sizzling...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"isnt rice brilliant when your hungry and want to eat two thousand of something"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm excited to see callybdsmcouple status .... JustJ0die has the job!

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By *issyyourbadWoman
over a year ago

Dorset

Happily offering everyone sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happily offering everyone sex"

Tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" wears tight pants "

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By *issyyourbadWoman
over a year ago

Dorset

"Happily offering everyone sex

Tart

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you wouldn't believe messages I am getting I think I should be allowed to remove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to meet a potential scriptwriting collaborator. Then, more editing...Fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happily offering everyone sex

Tart

you wouldn't believe messages I am getting I think I should be allowed to remove it "

If it's upsetting you then remove it and ask whoever wrote it to do a more appropriate one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today's messages should be interesting

"Looking to be tied up in a shower and pelted with over ripe fruit. You must be able to accom and supply the fruit. No vegetables or tomatoes. Just fruits."

Courtesy of justjodie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm excited to see callybdsmcouple status .... JustJ0die has the job!

lol im just off to the last thread to see who put us together!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to suck on a juicy, finger licking good big cock - Courtesy of CheekyChopsticks ©

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm excited to see callybdsmcouple status .... JustJ0die has the job!

lol im just off to the last thread to see who put us together!!

Erm.....

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Courtesy of brightonsteve,,;-)

"am up for a meet but bring strawberry jam and a wooden spoon for my Mary Berry fetish""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'When life throws you lemons just be glad it's not herpes......'

Unsurprisingly, messages seem to have dried up in our case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm excited to see callybdsmcouple status .... JustJ0die has the job!

lol im just off to the last thread to see who put us together!!

Erm.....

aha!!! Ive been looking for you

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Pear,peaches and plums I want a finger up my bum thanks to pops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm excited to see callybdsmcouple status .... JustJ0die has the job!

lol im just off to the last thread to see who put us together!!

Erm.....

aha!!! Ive been looking for you

Admit it you love it and next week we'll all see a veri confirming you received a bizarre fruiting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Courtesy of brightonsteve,,;-)

"am up for a meet but bring strawberry jam and a wooden spoon for my Mary Berry fetish""

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Courtesy of Frisky mare

Has soon as his pinny dropped to the floor . She knew she wanting him to scramble her eggs

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"'When life throws you lemons just be glad it's not herpes......'

Unsurprisingly, messages seem to have dried up in our case."

Same for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm excited to see callybdsmcouple status .... JustJ0die has the job!

lol im just off to the last thread to see who put us together!!

Erm.....

aha!!! Ive been looking for you

Admit it you love it and next week we'll all see a veri confirming you received a bizarre fruiting! "

lol its where the want to put the fruit! I mean a banana is one thing but a pineapple? Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm excited to see callybdsmcouple status .... JustJ0die has the job!

lol im just off to the last thread to see who put us together!!

Erm.....

aha!!! Ive been looking for you

Admit it you love it and next week we'll all see a veri confirming you received a bizarre fruiting!

lol its where the want to put the fruit! I mean a banana is one thing but a pineapple? Ouch

Haha

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm getting some off key messages because of mine lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im getting lots of offers from random men with showers and fruit trees! How long do these stay up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im getting lots of offers from random men with showers and fruit trees! How long do these stay up

have tou eaten the toblerone yet ! Or has it melted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cute n sassy sent me a lovely one:

'Fuck sake, my piles are back again'

Charming - I love you too. Lol

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

How long does my status have to be on can anyone tell me......want to change it but don't want to get into trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long does my status have to be on can anyone tell me......want to change it but don't want to get into trouble

Me too.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"How long does my status have to be on can anyone tell me......want to change it but don't want to get into trouble

Me too.

Shall we do it sneakily and hope no one notices???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long does my status have to be on can anyone tell me......want to change it but don't want to get into trouble

Me too.

Shall we do it sneakily and hope no one notices???

Announcing it in this thread kind of defeats objective of sneaky removal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pear,peaches and plums I want a finger up my bum thanks to pops

It was actually eat peach pear or plum stick your finger up my bum. But noooooo. It needed altering haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long does my status have to be on can anyone tell me......want to change it but don't want to get into trouble

Me too.

Shall we do it sneakily and hope no one notices???

Announcing it in this thread kind of defeats objective of sneaky removal

Shall we rebel !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long does my status have to be on can anyone tell me......want to change it but don't want to get into trouble

Me too.

Shall we do it sneakily and hope no one notices???

Announcing it in this thread kind of defeats objective of sneaky removal

Shall we rebel !

I'm too scared of Femme

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By *issyyourbadWoman
over a year ago

Dorset

Sorry I have removed mine I bad

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"How long does my status have to be on can anyone tell me......want to change it but don't want to get into trouble

Me too.

Shall we do it sneakily and hope no one notices???

Announcing it in this thread kind of defeats objective of sneaky removal

Shall we rebel !

Yes please

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Sorry I have removed mine I bad

Did you get struck by a bolt of lightening?????? If you suffered no consequences I might be able to do mine too

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By *issyyourbadWoman
over a year ago

Dorset

Nothing happened come on be bad you know you want to

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Nothing happened come on be bad you know you want to

Yeah I do..... So much!

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I removed mine

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I removed mine

Ooooooohhhh you are naughty! Did it feel good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I removed mine

Ooooooohhhh you are naughty! Did it feel good?

"
m

It felt so dam naughty but know I don't know what to post.

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By *issyyourbadWoman
over a year ago

Dorset

Oh bet I get in trouble cause I in courage them ohh well

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Oh bet I get in trouble cause I in courage them ohh well

You are a very naughty girl too!......just saying

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

5kg haribo tub... Fuck yeah...all meets are off

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"5kg haribo tub... Fuck yeah...all meets are off"

You got sweeties???

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

"5kg haribo tub... Fuck yeah...all meets are off

You got sweeties???

Oh yes I have. But I don't share

unless bribed with alcohol or boobies

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Courtesy of PP...

... "My hair may be blue, but your language will be more colourful when my strapon is up your arse..."

I've had a couple of extra messages since it went up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I will happily sit on your face...provided you have a cock sized nose!"

Am actually getting messages from guys who claim they have them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Yes I will happily sit on your face...provided you have a cock sized nose!"

Am actually getting messages from guys who claim they have them. "

lol im getting some good ones too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile updated. Maybe a smiley-faced picture or two will emerge soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Yes I will happily sit on your face...provided you have a cock sized nose!"

Am actually getting messages from guys who claim they have them. "

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

"Looking for a woman with a strap on...

doesnt count if u write your own status hun..

She's straight

of course I am...how long do I need to leave my status up lol

. I would say you could take it down now

Femme will be dishing out punishments for early removal

how early is too early

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

"Happily offering everyone sex

Tart

you wouldn't believe messages I am getting I think I should be allowed to remove it "

im sorry x

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I am seriously thinking about having the face of David Cameron tattooed to my arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Courtesy of Lovely Dangerously Curvy

'I am sponsored by dyno-rod'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm getting some off key messages because of mine lol x "

i just wanna tease you x

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"No takers then for this weekend! Looks like a quiet time in.."

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Some of you lot really need to grow a pair...for all you namby pamby ones 24 hours at least...that better?

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"Basically i'm to lazy to click on peoples profiles to see who has what.. and im nosey

So if you could all kindly type your status so i could have a chuckle id be greatful

mine was: Im not obsessed with huge boobs, i just think about big boobs more than i think about other things on balance, but dont hold them against me' "

I would, but she'd probably kill me as she's local, lol

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