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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good morning and bore da . Todays special is

Tosh in the hole . Followed by a creamy muffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goooood Morning Toshn

Morning all you lot too

Can I have a frog to kiss instead, hold the muffin

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

About feckin time, I'l have a cuppa and a toasted teacake please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"About feckin time, I'l have a cuppa and a toasted teacake please "
Of course sir .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goooood Morning Toshn

Morning all you lot too

Can I have a frog to kiss instead, hold the muffin "
Its a cafe . We don't have frogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goooood Morning Toshn

Morning all you lot too

Can I have a frog to kiss instead, hold the muffin Its a cafe . We don't have frogs "

Bon matin Toshn - can't you add a French twist - frogs legs & snails

Actually I'll just have a black tea s'il vous plait.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"About feckin time, I'l have a cuppa and a toasted teacake please Of course sir . "

Am I in Bistro Mode or can I spill ma tea and get away with scattering a few crumbs on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goooood Morning Toshn

Morning all you lot too

Can I have a frog to kiss instead, hold the muffin Its a cafe . We don't have frogs "

You have toads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goooood Morning Toshn

Morning all you lot too

Can I have a frog to kiss instead, hold the muffin Its a cafe . We don't have frogs

Bon matin Toshn - can't you add a French twist - frogs legs & snails

Actually I'll just have a black tea s'il vous plait. "

Good morning Toshn, I've just woken up for a wee can I put my order in for about 7am please...

My usual cup of tea and some porridge would be lovely......

I will have the special another time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goooood Morning Toshn

Morning all you lot too

Can I have a frog to kiss instead, hold the muffin Its a cafe . We don't have frogs

You have toads "
we have mice !! And cockroaches . No toads

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Morning Tosh, well a nice muffin sounds good to me, can I have blueberries in mine please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"About feckin time, I'l have a cuppa and a toasted teacake please Of course sir .

Am I in Bistro Mode or can I spill ma tea and get away with scattering a few crumbs on the floor "
Spill it mate . I'm in the back street cafe mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goooood Morning Toshn

Morning all you lot too

Can I have a frog to kiss instead, hold the muffin Its a cafe . We don't have frogs

You have toads we have mice !! And cockroaches . No toads "

False advertising if ya putting mice and cockroaches in yer hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning Tosh, well a nice muffin sounds good to me, can I have blueberries in mine please "
You can have what you want in your muffin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goooood Morning Toshn

Morning all you lot too

Can I have a frog to kiss instead, hold the muffin Its a cafe . We don't have frogs

Bon matin Toshn - can't you add a French twist - frogs legs & snails

Actually I'll just have a black tea s'il vous plait.

Good morning Toshn, I've just woken up for a wee can I put my order in for about 7am please...

My usual cup of tea and some porridge would be lovely......

I will have the special another time "
my special porridge is highly recommended

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goooood Morning Toshn

Morning all you lot too

Can I have a frog to kiss instead, hold the muffin Its a cafe . We don't have frogs

Bon matin Toshn - can't you add a French twist - frogs legs & snails

Actually I'll just have a black tea s'il vous plait. "
Tea and a egg sarnie coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Tosh.

my usual please. Dip the tea bag twice I need it strong today. Gonna be a tough one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning Tosh, well a nice muffin sounds good to me, can I have blueberries in mine please "
Saved a special muffin for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning Tosh.

my usual please. Dip the tea bag twice I need it strong today. Gonna be a tough one. "
Go for it soggy ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goooood Morning Toshn

Morning all you lot too

Can I have a frog to kiss instead, hold the muffin Its a cafe . We don't have frogs

Bon matin Toshn - can't you add a French twist - frogs legs & snails

Actually I'll just have a black tea s'il vous plait.

Good morning Toshn, I've just woken up for a wee can I put my order in for about 7am please...

My usual cup of tea and some porridge would be lovely......

I will have the special another time my special porridge is highly recommended "

Oh in that case I will definitely have the special porridge....

Oh I'm excited about it now I'm never going to get back to sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goooood Morning Toshn

Morning all you lot too

Can I have a frog to kiss instead, hold the muffin Its a cafe . We don't have frogs

You have toads we have mice !! And cockroaches . No toads

False advertising if ya putting mice and cockroaches in yer hole "
Nooo .I use the finest sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Tosh.

my usual please. Dip the tea bag twice I need it strong today. Gonna be a tough one. Go for it soggy ass "

Need to kick ass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goooood Morning Toshn

Morning all you lot too

Can I have a frog to kiss instead, hold the muffin Its a cafe . We don't have frogs

Bon matin Toshn - can't you add a French twist - frogs legs & snails

Actually I'll just have a black tea s'il vous plait.

Good morning Toshn, I've just woken up for a wee can I put my order in for about 7am please...

My usual cup of tea and some porridge would be lovely......

I will have the special another time my special porridge is highly recommended

Oh in that case I will definitely have the special porridge....

Oh I'm excited about it now I'm never going to get back to sleep "
Can I recommend . My sausage followed by a muffin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning Tosh.

my usual please. Dip the tea bag twice I need it strong today. Gonna be a tough one. Go for it soggy ass

Need to kick ass. "
Oh god . She's in one of them moods . Did it rain last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goooood Morning Toshn

Morning all you lot too

Can I have a frog to kiss instead, hold the muffin Its a cafe . We don't have frogs

You have toads we have mice !! And cockroaches . No toads

False advertising if ya putting mice and cockroaches in yer hole Nooo .I use the finest sausage "

ooo go on then make sure its well done .. ..I don't want no limp pink thing in ma hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goooood Morning Toshn

Morning all you lot too

Can I have a frog to kiss instead, hold the muffin Its a cafe . We don't have frogs

Bon matin Toshn - can't you add a French twist - frogs legs & snails

Actually I'll just have a black tea s'il vous plait.

Good morning Toshn, I've just woken up for a wee can I put my order in for about 7am please...

My usual cup of tea and some porridge would be lovely......

I will have the special another time my special porridge is highly recommended

Oh in that case I will definitely have the special porridge....

Oh I'm excited about it now I'm never going to get back to sleep Can I recommend . My sausage followed by a muffin "

You can recommend anything you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea n a bacon sarnie please x Crispy No rush x

Massive mug of sweet tea as well x

Thanks handsome xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goooood Morning Toshn

Morning all you lot too

Can I have a frog to kiss instead, hold the muffin Its a cafe . We don't have frogs

You have toads we have mice !! And cockroaches . No toads

False advertising if ya putting mice and cockroaches in yer hole Nooo .I use the finest sausage

ooo go on then make sure its well done .. ..I don't want no limp pink thing in ma hole "
it will be very well done . And fills a hole to perfection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if pp is feeling better today or if I get to play dressing up as a naughty nurse again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tea n a bacon sarnie please x Crispy No rush x

Massive mug of sweet tea as well x

Thanks handsome xx "
aww at last . A customer with taste

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wonder if pp is feeling better today or if I get to play dressing up as a naughty nurse again "
Tart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wonder if pp is feeling better today or if I get to play dressing up as a naughty nurse again "
Get that tiny pinny on and get serving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if pp is feeling better today or if I get to play dressing up as a naughty nurse again Tart "

I like Apple ones if you have any.....

But I like dressing up

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"About feckin time, I'l have a cuppa and a toasted teacake please Of course sir .

Am I in Bistro Mode or can I spill ma tea and get away with scattering a few crumbs on the floor Spill it mate . I'm in the back street cafe mode "

Ooohh, I do like a backstreet boy occasionally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if pp is feeling better today or if I get to play dressing up as a naughty nurse again Get that tiny pinny on and get serving "

Oooooo ok who would you like me to serve first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wonder if pp is feeling better today or if I get to play dressing up as a naughty nurse again Tart

I like Apple ones if you have any.....

But I like dressing up "
I will remember that !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wonder if pp is feeling better today or if I get to play dressing up as a naughty nurse again Get that tiny pinny on and get serving

Oooooo ok who would you like me to serve first "
Me of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About feckin time, I'l have a cuppa and a toasted teacake please Of course sir .

Am I in Bistro Mode or can I spill ma tea and get away with scattering a few crumbs on the floor Spill it mate . I'm in the back street cafe mode

Ooohh, I do like a backstreet boy occasionally "

Coz I want it that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if pp is feeling better today or if I get to play dressing up as a naughty nurse again Get that tiny pinny on and get serving

Oooooo ok who would you like me to serve first Me of course "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wonder if pp is feeling better today or if I get to play dressing up as a naughty nurse again Get that tiny pinny on and get serving

Oooooo ok who would you like me to serve first "
See too my sausage so I can fill flossys hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right . Work for me . Play nicely and it is now self service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if pp is feeling better today or if I get to play dressing up as a naughty nurse again Get that tiny pinny on and get serving

Oooooo ok who would you like me to serve first See too my sausage so I can fill flossys hole "

hope flossys ok with pre warmed sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right . Work for me . Play nicely and it is now self service "

good job I am sated now then.. think I will get snuggled back under the duvet

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Right . Work for me . Play nicely and it is now self service

good job I am sated now then.. think I will get snuggled back under the duvet "

Room for 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right . Work for me . Play nicely and it is now self service

good job I am sated now then.. think I will get snuggled back under the duvet

Room for 2 "

make that 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wonder if pp is feeling better today or if I get to play dressing up as a naughty nurse again Get that tiny pinny on and get serving

Oooooo ok who would you like me to serve first See too my sausage so I can fill flossys hole

hope flossys ok with pre warmed sausage "
Don't talk with your mouth full

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Right . Work for me . Play nicely and it is now self service

good job I am sated now then.. think I will get snuggled back under the duvet

Room for 2

make that 3 "

As long as there is no cat involved I like your plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea 2 sugars please and a bacon barm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Tosh, forget about the Toad and just give me Coffee and a Muffin.. Pleaseeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bore da Toshn, morning all.

Not in the mood for brekkie today but thought I would pop in and say hi.

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Tosh.

my usual please. Dip the tea bag twice I need it strong today. Gonna be a tough one. Go for it soggy ass

Need to kick ass. Oh god . She's in one of them moods . Did it rain last night "

No rain just twats. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have a coffee please and could you please call the nurse cos I'm feeling all stiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I have a coffee please and could you please call the nurse cos I'm feeling all stiff "

On my way pp Toshn has gone to work so I can take my frilly pinnie off and get back to nursing duties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I have a coffee please and could you please call the nurse cos I'm feeling all stiff

On my way pp Toshn has gone to work so I can take my frilly pinnie off and get back to nursing duties

"

But nurse you're now naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I have a coffee please and could you please call the nurse cos I'm feeling all stiff

On my way pp Toshn has gone to work so I can take my frilly pinnie off and get back to nursing duties

But nurse you're now naked "

Oooops

I do hope you're not complaining young man or there will be consequences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I have a coffee please and could you please call the nurse cos I'm feeling all stiff

On my way pp Toshn has gone to work so I can take my frilly pinnie off and get back to nursing duties

But nurse you're now naked

Oooops

I do hope you're not complaining young man or there will be consequences "

no complaints but this stiffness is really hurting now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I have a coffee please and could you please call the nurse cos I'm feeling all stiff

On my way pp Toshn has gone to work so I can take my frilly pinnie off and get back to nursing duties

But nurse you're now naked

Oooops

I do hope you're not complaining young man or there will be consequences

no complaints but this stiffness is really hurting now "

I prescribe a bed bath and massage and if that doesn't work I will kiss it better with my magic kisses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I have a coffee please and could you please call the nurse cos I'm feeling all stiff

On my way pp Toshn has gone to work so I can take my frilly pinnie off and get back to nursing duties

But nurse you're now naked

Oooops

I do hope you're not complaining young man or there will be consequences

no complaints but this stiffness is really hurting now

I prescribe a bed bath and massage and if that doesn't work I will kiss it better with my magic kisses "

are you sure that will work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I have a coffee please and could you please call the nurse cos I'm feeling all stiff

On my way pp Toshn has gone to work so I can take my frilly pinnie off and get back to nursing duties

But nurse you're now naked

Oooops

I do hope you're not complaining young man or there will be consequences

no complaints but this stiffness is really hurting now

I prescribe a bed bath and massage and if that doesn't work I will kiss it better with my magic kisses

are you sure that will work "

Oh my special kisses always work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Toshn, morning all, what I wouldn't give for a lie in this week, so instead can I have a pot of strong coffee to keep me awake today. Many thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I have a coffee please and could you please call the nurse cos I'm feeling all stiff

On my way pp Toshn has gone to work so I can take my frilly pinnie off and get back to nursing duties

But nurse you're now naked

Oooops

I do hope you're not complaining young man or there will be consequences

no complaints but this stiffness is really hurting now

I prescribe a bed bath and massage and if that doesn't work I will kiss it better with my magic kisses

are you sure that will work

Oh my special kisses always work "

ok I'm ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Toshn, morning all, what I wouldn't give for a lie in this week, so instead can I have a pot of strong coffee to keep me awake today. Many thanks x"

pot of strong coffee on it's way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all, happy Friday xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I have a coffee please and could you please call the nurse cos I'm feeling all stiff

On my way pp Toshn has gone to work so I can take my frilly pinnie off and get back to nursing duties

But nurse you're now naked

Oooops

I do hope you're not complaining young man or there will be consequences

no complaints but this stiffness is really hurting now

I prescribe a bed bath and massage and if that doesn't work I will kiss it better with my magic kisses

are you sure that will work

Oh my special kisses always work

ok I'm ready "

Brace yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I have a coffee please and could you please call the nurse cos I'm feeling all stiff

On my way pp Toshn has gone to work so I can take my frilly pinnie off and get back to nursing duties

But nurse you're now naked

Oooops

I do hope you're not complaining young man or there will be consequences

no complaints but this stiffness is really hurting now

I prescribe a bed bath and massage and if that doesn't work I will kiss it better with my magic kisses

are you sure that will work

Oh my special kisses always work

ok I'm ready

Brace yourself "

I am

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over a year ago


"Morning Toshn, morning all, what I wouldn't give for a lie in this week, so instead can I have a pot of strong coffee to keep me awake today. Many thanks x

pot of strong coffee on it's way "

When did you become Toshn lol? Thank you dear sir, any matchsticks to hold the eyes open? X

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over a year ago


"Tea n a bacon sarnie please x Crispy No rush x

Massive mug of sweet tea as well x

Thanks handsome xx aww at last . A customer with taste "

Mwah x

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over a year ago


"Morning Toshn, morning all, what I wouldn't give for a lie in this week, so instead can I have a pot of strong coffee to keep me awake today. Many thanks x

pot of strong coffee on it's way

When did you become Toshn lol? Thank you dear sir, any matchsticks to hold the eyes open? X"

Service with a smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok im back . Look at the state of me cafe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell my waitress she is sacked . Tosh is now looking for a sexy glamorous assistant to serve egg sarnies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell my waitress she is sacked . Tosh is now looking for a sexy glamorous assistant to serve egg sarnies "

I'd apply but I'm me hols at the mo x

N I'm not a morning person

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell my waitress she is sacked . Tosh is now looking for a sexy glamorous assistant to serve egg sarnies

I'd apply but I'm me hols at the mo x

N I'm not a morning person "
Well me and you can do a special afternoon shift

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Good morning, I've come to have my eggs scrambled!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning, I've come to have my eggs scrambled!

"
Would be my pleasure madam

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Sheesh, I don't think much of the service in this cafe, I got so fed up waiting I took my big Dutch boy out for a ride in the woods!

Mind you I've built up a real appetite now - what do you recommend for a very hungry girl?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sheesh, I don't think much of the service in this cafe, I got so fed up waiting I took my big Dutch boy out for a ride in the woods!

Mind you I've built up a real appetite now - what do you recommend for a very hungry girl?

"
I recommend taking me out for a ride . Then lunch . On the house of course

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Sheesh, I don't think much of the service in this cafe, I got so fed up waiting I took my big Dutch boy out for a ride in the woods!

Mind you I've built up a real appetite now - what do you recommend for a very hungry girl?

I recommend taking me out for a ride . Then lunch . On the house of course "

Tsk, another ride before I eat?? I'll be faint with hunger! I think you'd have to take me to the Dog and Duck for lunch if I have to wait that long?!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sheesh, I don't think much of the service in this cafe, I got so fed up waiting I took my big Dutch boy out for a ride in the woods!

Mind you I've built up a real appetite now - what do you recommend for a very hungry girl?

I recommend taking me out for a ride . Then lunch . On the house of course

Tsk, another ride before I eat?? I'll be faint with hunger! I think you'd have to take me to the Dog and Duck for lunch if I have to wait that long?!!

"
I will take you to heaven

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Sheesh, I don't think much of the service in this cafe, I got so fed up waiting I took my big Dutch boy out for a ride in the woods!

Mind you I've built up a real appetite now - what do you recommend for a very hungry girl?

I recommend taking me out for a ride . Then lunch . On the house of course

Tsk, another ride before I eat?? I'll be faint with hunger! I think you'd have to take me to the Dog and Duck for lunch if I have to wait that long?!!

I will take you to heaven "

Haha, oh I've never been there for lunch! Will it be OK to keep my jods and boots on do you think??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sheesh, I don't think much of the service in this cafe, I got so fed up waiting I took my big Dutch boy out for a ride in the woods!

Mind you I've built up a real appetite now - what do you recommend for a very hungry girl?

I recommend taking me out for a ride . Then lunch . On the house of course

Tsk, another ride before I eat?? I'll be faint with hunger! I think you'd have to take me to the Dog and Duck for lunch if I have to wait that long?!!

I will take you to heaven

Haha, oh I've never been there for lunch! Will it be OK to keep my jods and boots on do you think??

"
Well maybe just the boots

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Sheesh, I don't think much of the service in this cafe, I got so fed up waiting I took my big Dutch boy out for a ride in the woods!

Mind you I've built up a real appetite now - what do you recommend for a very hungry girl?

I recommend taking me out for a ride . Then lunch . On the house of course

Tsk, another ride before I eat?? I'll be faint with hunger! I think you'd have to take me to the Dog and Duck for lunch if I have to wait that long?!!

I will take you to heaven

Haha, oh I've never been there for lunch! Will it be OK to keep my jods and boots on do you think??

Well maybe just the boots "

Spurs??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sheesh, I don't think much of the service in this cafe, I got so fed up waiting I took my big Dutch boy out for a ride in the woods!

Mind you I've built up a real appetite now - what do you recommend for a very hungry girl?

I recommend taking me out for a ride . Then lunch . On the house of course

Tsk, another ride before I eat?? I'll be faint with hunger! I think you'd have to take me to the Dog and Duck for lunch if I have to wait that long?!!

I will take you to heaven

Haha, oh I've never been there for lunch! Will it be OK to keep my jods and boots on do you think??

Well maybe just the boots

Spurs?? "
Could prove fatal

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Sheesh, I don't think much of the service in this cafe, I got so fed up waiting I took my big Dutch boy out for a ride in the woods!

Mind you I've built up a real appetite now - what do you recommend for a very hungry girl?

I recommend taking me out for a ride . Then lunch . On the house of course

Tsk, another ride before I eat?? I'll be faint with hunger! I think you'd have to take me to the Dog and Duck for lunch if I have to wait that long?!!

I will take you to heaven

Haha, oh I've never been there for lunch! Will it be OK to keep my jods and boots on do you think??

Well maybe just the boots

Spurs?? Could prove fatal "

OK, I'll leave those off this time!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sheesh, I don't think much of the service in this cafe, I got so fed up waiting I took my big Dutch boy out for a ride in the woods!

Mind you I've built up a real appetite now - what do you recommend for a very hungry girls?

I recommend taking me out for a ride . Then lunch . On the house of course

Tsk, another ride before I eat?? I'll be faint with hunger! I think you'd have to take me to the Dog and Duck for lunch if I have to wait that long?!!

I will take you to heaven

Haha, oh I've never been there for lunch! Will it be OK to keep my jods and boots on do you think??

Well maybe just the boots

Spurs?? Could prove fatal

OK, I'll leave those off this time!! xx"
Think we should ride naked . Just for Health and safety reasons

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Sheesh, I don't think much of the service in this cafe, I got so fed up waiting I took my big Dutch boy out for a ride in the woods!

Mind you I've built up a real appetite now - what do you recommend for a very hungry girls?

I recommend taking me out for a ride . Then lunch . On the house of course

Tsk, another ride before I eat?? I'll be faint with hunger! I think you'd have to take me to the Dog and Duck for lunch if I have to wait that long?!!

I will take you to heaven

Haha, oh I've never been there for lunch! Will it be OK to keep my jods and boots on do you think??

Well maybe just the boots

Spurs?? Could prove fatal

OK, I'll leave those off this time!! xx Think we should ride naked . Just for Health and safety reasons "

Hahaha, I'm not sure I'd be either safe or healthy riding through the woods naked with you, I might get a sniffle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sheesh, I don't think much of the service in this cafe, I got so fed up waiting I took my big Dutch boy out for a ride in the woods!

Mind you I've built up a real appetite now - what do you recommend for a very hungry girls?

The

I recommend taking me out for a ride . Then lunch . On the house of course

Tsk, another ride before I eat?? I'll be faint with hunger! I think you'd have to take me to the Dog and Duck for lunch if I have to wait that long?!!

I will take you to heaven

Haha, oh I've never been there for lunch! Will it be OK to keep my jods and boots on do you think??

Well maybe just the boots

Spurs?? Could prove fatal

OK, I'll leave those off this time!! xx Think we should ride naked . Just for Health and safety reasons

Hahaha, I'm not sure I'd be either safe or healthy riding through the woods naked with you, I might get a sniffle! "
Well if you had a sniffle . I would not be offended if you wanted to give it a good blow

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Sheesh, I don't think much of the service in this cafe, I got so fed up waiting I took my big Dutch boy out for a ride in the woods!

Mind you I've built up a real appetite now - what do you recommend for a very hungry girls?

The

I recommend taking me out for a ride . Then lunch . On the house of course

Tsk, another ride before I eat?? I'll be faint with hunger! I think you'd have to take me to the Dog and Duck for lunch if I have to wait that long?!!

I will take you to heaven

Haha, oh I've never been there for lunch! Will it be OK to keep my jods and boots on do you think??

Well maybe just the boots

Spurs?? Could prove fatal

OK, I'll leave those off this time!! xx Think we should ride naked . Just for Health and safety reasons

Hahaha, I'm not sure I'd be either safe or healthy riding through the woods naked with you, I might get a sniffle! Well if you had a sniffle . I would not be offended if you wanted to give it a good blow "

Eeew, it could get very messy if I did that!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sheesh, I don't think much of the service in this cafe, I got so fed up waiting I took my big Dutch boy out for a ride in the woods!

Mind you I've built up a real appetite now - what do you recommend for a very hungry girls?

The

I recommend taking me out for a ride . Then lunch . On the house of course

Tsk, another ride before I eat?? I'll be faint with hunger! I think you'd have to take me to the Dog and Duck for lunch if I have to wait that long?!!

I will take you to heaven

Haha, oh I've never been there for lunch! Will it be OK to keep my jods and boots on do you think??

Well maybe just the boots

Spurs?? Could prove fatal

OK, I'll leave those off this time!! xx Think we should ride naked . Just for Health and safety reasons

Hahaha, I'm not sure I'd be either safe or healthy riding through the woods naked with you, I might get a sniffle! Well if you had a sniffle . I would not be offended if you wanted to give it a good blow

Eeew, it could get very messy if I did that!! "
Thats true . Maybe we should just eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell my waitress she is sacked . Tosh is now looking for a sexy glamorous assistant to serve egg sarnies "

Hmmm sacked is it.....I'm innocent I tell you it was that naughty pp distracting me from my duties..I will try harder tomorrow I pwomiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell my waitress she is sacked . Tosh is now looking for a sexy glamorous assistant to serve egg sarnies

Hmmm sacked is it.....I'm innocent I tell you it was that naughty pp distracting me from my duties..I will try harder tomorrow I pwomiss "

You're very good at your job

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell my waitress she is sacked . Tosh is now looking for a sexy glamorous assistant to serve egg sarnies

Hmmm sacked is it.....I'm innocent I tell you it was that naughty pp distracting me from my duties..I will try harder tomorrow I pwomiss "
ok be here bright and early and naked . And I will reconcider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell my waitress she is sacked . Tosh is now looking for a sexy glamorous assistant to serve egg sarnies

Hmmm sacked is it.....I'm innocent I tell you it was that naughty pp distracting me from my duties..I will try harder tomorrow I pwomiss

You're very good at your job "

I pride myself on my friendly service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell my waitress she is sacked . Tosh is now looking for a sexy glamorous assistant to serve egg sarnies

Hmmm sacked is it.....I'm innocent I tell you it was that naughty pp distracting me from my duties..I will try harder tomorrow I pwomiss ok be here bright and early and naked . And I will reconcider "

Thank you boss I will be as good as it's possible for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell my waitress she is sacked . Tosh is now looking for a sexy glamorous assistant to serve egg sarnies

Hmmm sacked is it.....I'm innocent I tell you it was that naughty pp distracting me from my duties..I will try harder tomorrow I pwomiss ok be here bright and early and naked . And I will reconcider

Thank you boss I will be as good as it's possible for me "
or bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell my waitress she is sacked . Tosh is now looking for a sexy glamorous assistant to serve egg sarnies

Hmmm sacked is it.....I'm innocent I tell you it was that naughty pp distracting me from my duties..I will try harder tomorrow I pwomiss ok be here bright and early and naked . And I will reconcider

Thank you boss I will be as good as it's possible for me or bad "

Mmmm there is that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell my waitress she is sacked . Tosh is now looking for a sexy glamorous assistant to serve egg sarnies

Hmmm sacked is it.....I'm innocent I tell you it was that naughty pp distracting me from my duties..I will try harder tomorrow I pwomiss ok be here bright and early and naked . And I will reconcider

Thank you boss I will be as good as it's possible for me "
Like the boss bit . Could go with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open late tonight Tosh. Are we on the dinner menu now? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell my waitress she is sacked . Tosh is now looking for a sexy glamorous assistant to serve egg sarnies

Hmmm sacked is it.....I'm innocent I tell you it was that naughty pp distracting me from my duties..I will try harder tomorrow I pwomiss ok be here bright and early and naked . And I will reconcider

Thank you boss I will be as good as it's possible for me Like the boss bit . Could go with that "

I respond well to a little instruction and discipline as you well know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Open late tonight Tosh. Are we on the dinner menu now? Xx"
Well you did not fancy my breakfast so I thought I could tempt you with something else of my menu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I am sure you can.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could just do with a juicy steak right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell my waitress she is sacked . Tosh is now looking for a sexy glamorous assistant to serve egg sarnies

Hmmm sacked is it.....I'm innocent I tell you it was that naughty pp distracting me from my duties..I will try harder tomorrow I pwomiss ok be here bright and early and naked . And I will reconcider

Thank you boss I will be as good as it's possible for me Like the boss bit . Could go with that

I respond well to a little instruction and discipline as you well know "
That I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just do with a juicy steak right now "

Yum. Sounds nice. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get bubbles in the soup and mind the bread doesn't get soggy tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I am sure you can.xx "
Doing special tasters . So try before you eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't get bubbles in the soup and mind the bread doesn't get soggy tonight "
its not my bread im worried about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I am sure you can.xx Doing special tasters . So try before you eat "

PPs request has got me thinking.

Just fancy a bit of rump now. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't get bubbles in the soup and mind the bread doesn't get soggy tonight its not my bread im worried about "

Haha are you worried yer sausage will go wrinkly before the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just do with a juicy steak right now "

Ssshhhh he's off out in a bit....how do you want yer steak done and any extras on the side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has he left you in charge now? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just do with a juicy steak right now

Ssshhhh he's off out in a bit....how do you want yer steak done and any extras on the side "

Can I have a juicy rump please ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has he left you in charge now? Xx "
I may not be here but have my cctv on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just do with a juicy steak right now

Ssshhhh he's off out in a bit....how do you want yer steak done and any extras on the side

Can I have a juicy rump please ? "

Great minds! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has he left you in charge now? Xx "

Haha nah it's a takeover

Actually I have to practice for my waitressing duties in the morning or he will tell me off again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has he left you in charge now? Xx I may not be here but have my cctv on "

Get out of here. Lol

Your cafe is in good hands. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just do with a juicy steak right now

Ssshhhh he's off out in a bit....how do you want yer steak done and any extras on the side

Can I have a juicy rump please ? "

Oooo for you Mr Fox that will be a pleasure

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm in the mood for a crusty cob, thick butter and a couple of slices of best hame please.

A pot of tea and a china cup xxx thanks xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has he left you in charge now? Xx

Haha nah it's a takeover

Actually I have to practice for my waitressing duties in the morning or he will tell me off again "

Tut tut Tosh. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just do with a juicy steak right now

Ssshhhh he's off out in a bit....how do you want yer steak done and any extras on the side

Can I have a juicy rump please ?

Oooo for you Mr Fox that will be a pleasure "

The pleasure would be all mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has he left you in charge now? Xx I may not be here but have my cctv on

Get out of here. Lol

Your cafe is in good hands. X"

Us girls will look after it

And we will be very good.....honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just do with a juicy steak right now

Ssshhhh he's off out in a bit....how do you want yer steak done and any extras on the side

Can I have a juicy rump please ?

Oooo for you Mr Fox that will be a pleasure

The pleasure would be all mine "

I will even offer to blow on it so it's not too hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in the mood for a crusty cob, thick butter and a couple of slices of best hame please.

A pot of tea and a china cup xxx thanks xxx"

Granny it will be a pleasure, take a seat Madame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just do with a juicy steak right now

Yum. Sounds nice. X "

and a nice bottle of red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just do with a juicy steak right now

Ssshhhh he's off out in a bit....how do you want yer steak done and any extras on the side "

pink on the inside and with plenty of extras

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just do with a juicy steak right now

Yum. Sounds nice. X

and a nice bottle of red "

Perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just do with a juicy steak right now

Ssshhhh he's off out in a bit....how do you want yer steak done and any extras on the side

pink on the inside and with plenty of extras "

You can have all the extras you can handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just do with a juicy steak right now

Ssshhhh he's off out in a bit....how do you want yer steak done and any extras on the side

Can I have a juicy rump please ?

Oooo for you Mr Fox that will be a pleasure

The pleasure would be all mine

I will even offer to blow on it so it's not too hot "

Be careful you don't spit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just do with a juicy steak right now

Ssshhhh he's off out in a bit....how do you want yer steak done and any extras on the side

Can I have a juicy rump please ?

Oooo for you Mr Fox that will be a pleasure

The pleasure would be all mine

I will even offer to blow on it so it's not too hot

Be careful you don't spit "

NEVER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell my waitress she is sacked . Tosh is now looking for a sexy glamorous assistant to serve egg sarnies

I'd apply but I'm me hols at the mo x

N I'm not a morning person Well me and you can do a special afternoon shift "

aww x im bbqing tonight x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just do with a juicy steak right now

Yum. Sounds nice. X

and a nice bottle of red

Perfect. "

I do hope you're not having liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just do with a juicy steak right now

Ssshhhh he's off out in a bit....how do you want yer steak done and any extras on the side

pink on the inside and with plenty of extras

You can have all the extras you can handle "

that will take a while then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load of pointless shite drivel....zzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a load of pointless shite drivel....zzzzzzzzz"

Sleep well. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a load of pointless shite drivel....zzzzzzzzz

Sleep well. X"

Haha high five

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"What a load of pointless shite drivel....zzzzzzzzz"

I agree! Complete and utter tosh!

I'm not gonna give him the glee of posting on his thread about his imaginary cafe. And did you see the two double entendres in his opening post? I'm surprised he didn't offer something hot and thick first thing in the morning. Actually, I dont know how he gets away with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a load of pointless shite drivel....zzzzzzzzz

Sleep well. X

Haha high five "

Back atcha. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a load of pointless shite drivel....zzzzzzzzz"

Its not though is it when you think about it its communication, chit chat with interaction between 2 or more people and it makes some smile and generally cheers people up far better than dour depressing interaction don't you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a load of pointless shite drivel....zzzzzzzzz

Its not though is it when you think about it its communication, chit chat with interaction between 2 or more people and it makes some smile and generally cheers people up far better than dour depressing interaction don't you think? "

Yes I do it's just a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a load of pointless shite drivel....zzzzzzzzz

Its not though is it when you think about it its communication, chit chat with interaction between 2 or more people and it makes some smile and generally cheers people up far better than dour depressing interaction don't you think?

Yes I do it's just a giggle "

Best way to start any week day. X

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"What a load of pointless shite drivel....zzzzzzzzz"
Well start a thread that you perceive not to be then....then we will tell you what we think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a load of pointless shite drivel....zzzzzzzzz

Its not though is it when you think about it its communication, chit chat with interaction between 2 or more people and it makes some smile and generally cheers people up far better than dour depressing interaction don't you think?

Yes I do it's just a giggle

Best way to start any week day. X"

Yep and with the way this is running a great way to finish it as well haha

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Morning??? Did I go to bed and wake up without knowing it???

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