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By *ong-legged-diva OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood

When eating salt and vinegar crisps, don't think to yourself "ooo my eyes a little itchy" and then rub it with your finger!

Anyone care to offer any blatantly obvious advice or moments of sheer dumb-ass moments?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile n nod

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By *ong-legged-diva OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood

Feck me I can't type, it was just meant to say any dumb-ass moments,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my advice is blatantly obvious to everyone else.... just not to me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you spray aftershave try to make sure it's not pointing towards your eye!

Was an experience I have no desire to repeat

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont turn your head suddenly when curling eyelashes...ooowwweee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never wipe your arse with a broken bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you 've put the right fuel in your car AND also that you can afford to pay..

In a fuel station earlier.. guy on the pump in front of me filled his camper van to the brim.. followed him in to pay for mine to hear the woman serving telling him his card was coming up as stolen.. long debate carried on but no..could nt get his card to work at all.. nearest cash point was miles away.. he had no cash on him.. is up here on holiday and

then realised he d put nearly 140 quids worth of petrol in a diesel van...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't open a lickey lick (cat treat that's in puree form) for your ageing moggy with your teeth.

I now know something I never wished to know, what cat foodtastes like. Squirted into my mouth and down my throat........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a similar vein (no I don't learn my lessons)

Don't open Superglue with your teeth.

My top lip was stuck to my bottom lip very securely. I just had room for a pipe if I felt like doing Popeye impersonations.

No, not you Popeye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't open a lickey lick (cat treat that's in puree form) for your ageing moggy with your teeth.

I now know something I never wished to know, what cat foodtastes like. Squirted into my mouth and down my throat........ "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't open a lickey lick (cat treat that's in puree form) for your ageing moggy with your teeth.

I now know something I never wished to know, what cat foodtastes like. Squirted into my mouth and down my throat........

"

I know you want to know....it was just like pate.

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