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Why are there no bicycles on zombie series or films?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Surely with the shortage of fuel it would be ideal way of getting away. So why no bicycles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

World war z. Used bikes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"World war z. Used bikes"

Did it what proper bicycles with mud guards peddles and gears?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

European Union Directive 211789-2010 paragraph 19 clearly states

"No bicycles allowed in zombie movies"

The makers of World War Z are in deep shit my friend. Truly deep shit.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

There's one in the very first episode of the walking dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"World war z. Used bikes

Did it what proper bicycles with mud guards peddles and gears? "

They used them to bike from the bunker to the plane. Special forces always use bikes to cycle from the bunker to the plane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Briefly but they were rubbish as the zombies in z are too fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's one in the very first episode of the walking dead. "

I thought that but couldn't remember it was soooo long ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's also well documented that most zombies fail the cycling proficiency test so are putting themselves at extreme risk by cycling whilst being undead

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Films cost a lot of money to make and are made with profit in mind.

Maybe they worry about making a film shit with cyclists in.

Imagine '2 Fast 2 furious - 2 Pedals' ding ding, excuse me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Briefly but they were rubbish as the zombies in z are too fast. "

They are almost silent though and after a few months on one you would be near as fast as Wiggy and out run them for sure.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Don't Zombies have an animus against bikes? The very sight of a Raleigh Burner incites them to the peak of violence. I may have this wrong. It may be BMX's that have a thing against Zombies. I'm not terribly well informed on this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's also well documented that most zombies fail the cycling proficiency test so are putting themselves at extreme risk by cycling whilst being undead"

We had one cycle round here a few years back although come to think of it it might have been a live pisses cyclist it was very erratic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Sean of the dead did tooo lxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Briefly but they were rubbish as the zombies in z are too fast.

They are almost silent though and after a few months on one you would be near as fast as Wiggy and out run them for sure. "

That's why they used them in Z. The zombies were attracted to noise. Brad Pitt got killed when he ate a vindaloo and let out of huge pantie shredder

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have a Penny Farthing for sale, 2'6" will secure it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you cant use a bike to traverse zombie hordes!

you need a truck and a blueprint from the A-team

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you cant use a bike to traverse zombie hordes!

you need a truck and a blueprint from the A-team "

You could do the silent thing though the hordes wouldn't you hear you as long as you didn't act a cock and ring your bell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't Rick use one in the first season of WD? That zombie girl who had just her torso left was next to it.

IRL people would probably use bikes as cars will need petrol and aren't exactly quiet.

I'd bet that if a zombie situation happened and couldn't be contained, people would be straight to the dealerships to get their dream cars. Not thinking about the petrol usage.

I'll stay in my place for a few days and let everyone rush off elsewhere. That'll cause a lot of deaths anyways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ET was in the basket of one but he wasn't a Zombie as such

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ET was in the basket of one but he wasn't a Zombie as such "

ET had a glowing finger that looked like it was an anal probe and could make a bicycle fly I don't see him ripping flesh from your throat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ET was in the basket of one but he wasn't a Zombie as such

ET had a glowing finger that looked like it was an anal probe and could make a bicycle fly I don't see him ripping flesh from your throat. "

I don't watch Zombie films and did say he wasn't a Zombie lol and technically he was in the basket not on a bike .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever tried running over a ZOMBIE on a push bike ????

Give me a car any day

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Don't Zombies have an animus against bikes? The very sight of a Raleigh Burner incites them to the peak of violence. I may have this wrong. It may be BMX's that have a thing against Zombies. I'm not terribly well informed on this. "

I had a Raleigh Burner when i was a kid, thought it was the best BMX until i saw BMX bandits with Nicole Kidman, then i wanted a Mongoose or a Diamond Back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd use horses for when the fuel reserves run dry, just as quiet as a bike, faster and able to go more places. Plus they can sense danger better than a bike and have built in weapons.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

We have plenty of zombie cyclist around here. At least I assume their zombies as their clearly the cycling, brain, dead. Their constantly riding through red traffic lights and using the pavements.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd use horses for when the fuel reserves run dry, just as quiet as a bike, faster and able to go more places. Plus they can sense danger better than a bike and have built in weapons. "

until the horse gets bitten and turns into a zombie horse?

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By *aul n PleasureCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Oh ha ha never thought about this....why on earth would they walk when there must be hundreds of unused bikes bit like now lol xxx

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