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The grand reopening of Tosh's cafe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bore da and Good morning .Tea . Coffee . And milk with pink straws are now been served .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

First lady customer gets a croissant with a dollop of Tosh' s special squirty cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Feckin hell . Was expecting a queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I get to be the first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I get to be the first "
Hey my first beautiful customer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I get to be the first "
Where would you like your squirty cream

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Morning Tosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I get to be the first "

Glad you were don't like cream or croissants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning Tosh "
Morning sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I get to be the first

Glad you were don't like cream or croissants "
You would like this cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Tosh. My usual please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning Tosh. My usual please. "
Good morning soggy pants . On

Its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I get to be the first

Glad you were don't like cream or croissants You would like this cream "

Is it artificial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Tosh. My usual please. Good morning soggy pants . On

Its way "

No soggy pants here. It didnt rain overnight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I get to be the first

Glad you were don't like cream or croissants You would like this cream

Is it artificial "
No the real mcCoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning Tosh. My usual please. Good morning soggy pants . On

Its way

No soggy pants here. It didnt rain overnight.

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No wet night here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I get to be the first Where would you like your squirty cream "

On my croissant of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I get to be the first Where would you like your squirty cream

On my croissant of course "
oh ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I get to be the first

Glad you were don't like cream or croissants You would like this cream

Is it artificial No the real mcCoy "

Ewwwwwww don't like them either..... I will just slink away and do ma own shall I

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I get to be the first

Glad you were don't like cream or croissants You would like this cream

Is it artificial No the real mcCoy

I

Ewwwwwww don't like them either..... I will just slink away and do ma own shall I "
There's no pleasing you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Squirty cream is now off the menu ( well I am 52 )

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Good morning Tosh! I have missed you, very happy kitty now you are back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning Tosh! I have missed you, very happy kitty now you are back "
Aww thanks . Missed yer too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

2 days closed and everyone fuks off . Gonna have to change to a Burger van at this rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vert good morning to you all.ill have a nice strong coffee please with 2 sugars.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A vert good morning to you all.ill have a nice strong coffee please with 2 sugars."
On its way take a seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Toshn and ladies any chance of a coffee mate not feeling my best at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning Toshn and ladies any chance of a coffee mate not feeling my best at the moment."
No worries mate . Lie down and I will get a sexy lady to bring it too you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Toshn and ladies any chance of a coffee mate not feeling my best at the moment. No worries mate . Lie down and I will get a sexy lady to bring it too you "

Just the coffee will do for now thanks..

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Morning Toshn and ladies any chance of a coffee mate not feeling my best at the moment. No worries mate . Lie down and I will get a sexy lady to bring it too you

Just the coffee will do for now thanks.."

Are you feeling any better this morning pp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Toshn and ladies any chance of a coffee mate not feeling my best at the moment. No worries mate . Lie down and I will get a sexy lady to bring it too you "

Oh do I need to get into drag again

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Morning Toshn and ladies any chance of a coffee mate not feeling my best at the moment. No worries mate . Lie down and I will get a sexy lady to bring it too you

Oh do I need to get into drag again "

Oh yes please!!! I haven't seen this so I will pull up a chair and get comfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Toshn and ladies any chance of a coffee mate not feeling my best at the moment. No worries mate . Lie down and I will get a sexy lady to bring it too you

Oh do I need to get into drag again

Oh yes please!!! I haven't seen this so I will pull up a chair and get comfy "

you may as well climb in beside me I can't wait to see this

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Morning Toshn and ladies any chance of a coffee mate not feeling my best at the moment. No worries mate . Lie down and I will get a sexy lady to bring it too you

Oh do I need to get into drag again

Oh yes please!!! I haven't seen this so I will pull up a chair and get comfy

you may as well climb in beside me I can't wait to see this "

Thank you I will...mmmmm cosy....so is Rusty going to look gorgeous or scary? If I start to cry give me a cuddle will you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Toshn and ladies any chance of a coffee mate not feeling my best at the moment. No worries mate . Lie down and I will get a sexy lady to bring it too you

Oh do I need to get into drag again

Oh yes please!!! I haven't seen this so I will pull up a chair and get comfy

you may as well climb in beside me I can't wait to see this

Thank you I will...mmmmm cosy....so is Rusty going to look gorgeous or scary? If I start to cry give me a cuddle will you? "

of course you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bore da, good morning

Could I have my usual please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Toshn and ladies any chance of a coffee mate not feeling my best at the moment. No worries mate . Lie down and I will get a sexy lady to bring it too you

Oh do I need to get into drag again

Oh yes please!!! I haven't seen this so I will pull up a chair and get comfy

you may as well climb in beside me I can't wait to see this

Thank you I will...mmmmm cosy....so is Rusty going to look gorgeous or scary? If I start to cry give me a cuddle will you? "

Scary!!!! the cheek!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning! Good to see you back Toshn.

Can I have a black tea please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goooooood morning oh chef extraordinaire glad to see your back at the helm, although pp did do a marvelous job the other day

I will have a nice cuppa and a poached egg on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Toshn and ladies any chance of a coffee mate not feeling my best at the moment. No worries mate . Lie down and I will get a sexy lady to bring it too you

Just the coffee will do for now thanks..

Are you feeling any better this morning pp? "

still feels like someone is still squeezing my chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Toshn and ladies any chance of a coffee mate not feeling my best at the moment."

Are you still in need of my amazing nursing skills pp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Toshn and ladies any chance of a coffee mate not feeling my best at the moment.

Are you still in need of my amazing nursing skills pp "

I am yes nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Toshn and ladies any chance of a coffee mate not feeling my best at the moment.

Are you still in need of my amazing nursing skills pp

I am yes nurse "

Hold on there pp I will just squeeze into my outfit before I bring your coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I get to be the first

Glad you were don't like cream or croissants You would like this cream

Is it artificial No the real mcCoy

I

Ewwwwwww don't like them either..... I will just slink away and do ma own shall I There's no pleasing you "

Thanks I have chaz n dave in ma head now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Toshn and ladies any chance of a coffee mate not feeling my best at the moment.

Are you still in need of my amazing nursing skills pp

I am yes nurse

Hold on there pp I will just squeeze into my outfit before I bring your coffee "

thank you nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Toshn and ladies any chance of a coffee mate not feeling my best at the moment.

Are you still in need of my amazing nursing skills pp

I am yes nurse

Hold on there pp I will just squeeze into my outfit before I bring your coffee

thank you nurse "

Your welcome, I will just give it a rub for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Toshn and ladies any chance of a coffee mate not feeling my best at the moment.

Are you still in need of my amazing nursing skills pp

I am yes nurse

Hold on there pp I will just squeeze into my outfit before I bring your coffee

thank you nurse

Your welcome, I will just give it a rub for you "

only if you think it will help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Toshn, well you and pp have let me down, I asked ever so nicely last night for two strong coffees and toast before I went to bed, and yet here I am having to make my own, oh well... Off to work I go very shortly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pah the refurb looks like a cheap job.. still if this is where the forum riff raff all mooch in the morning guedd this is wehere i belong lol

Bacon roll please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Toshn, well you and pp have let me down, I asked ever so nicely last night for two strong coffees and toast before I went to bed, and yet here I am having to make my own, oh well... Off to work I go very shortly x"

what message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Toshn, well you and pp have let me down, I asked ever so nicely last night for two strong coffees and toast before I went to bed, and yet here I am having to make my own, oh well... Off to work I go very shortly x"

don't worry it's ready and waiting....I did it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Toshn, well you and pp have let me down, I asked ever so nicely last night for two strong coffees and toast before I went to bed, and yet here I am having to make my own, oh well... Off to work I go very shortly x

don't worry it's ready and waiting....I did it "

in my defence I'm not well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Toshn, well you and pp have let me down, I asked ever so nicely last night for two strong coffees and toast before I went to bed, and yet here I am having to make my own, oh well... Off to work I go very shortly x

don't worry it's ready and waiting....I did it "

Thank you sexy lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Toshn, well you and pp have let me down, I asked ever so nicely last night for two strong coffees and toast before I went to bed, and yet here I am having to make my own, oh well... Off to work I go very shortly x

what message "

The one on toshns thread last night x and yes as you are unwell I may let you off xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Toshn, well you and pp have let me down, I asked ever so nicely last night for two strong coffees and toast before I went to bed, and yet here I am having to make my own, oh well... Off to work I go very shortly x

don't worry it's ready and waiting....I did it

Thank you sexy lady "

NP Miss

And PP your defence is your getting a rub up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont like tea, coffee or milk.. any chance of orange juice ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Toshn, well you and pp have let me down, I asked ever so nicely last night for two strong coffees and toast before I went to bed, and yet here I am having to make my own, oh well... Off to work I go very shortly x

don't worry it's ready and waiting....I did it

Thank you sexy lady

NP Miss

And PP your defence is your getting a rub up "

And down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Toshn, well you and pp have let me down, I asked ever so nicely last night for two strong coffees and toast before I went to bed, and yet here I am having to make my own, oh well... Off to work I go very shortly x

don't worry it's ready and waiting....I did it

Thank you sexy lady

NP Miss

And PP your defence is your getting a rub up

And down "

not too fast though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Toshn, well you and pp have let me down, I asked ever so nicely last night for two strong coffees and toast before I went to bed, and yet here I am having to make my own, oh well... Off to work I go very shortly x

don't worry it's ready and waiting....I did it

Thank you sexy lady

NP Miss

And PP your defence is your getting a rub up

And down

not too fast though "

Oh no nice and slowly does it your not well remember

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Morning Toshn and ladies any chance of a coffee mate not feeling my best at the moment. No worries mate . Lie down and I will get a sexy lady to bring it too you

Oh do I need to get into drag again

Oh yes please!!! I haven't seen this so I will pull up a chair and get comfy

you may as well climb in beside me I can't wait to see this

Thank you I will...mmmmm cosy....so is Rusty going to look gorgeous or scary? If I start to cry give me a cuddle will you?

Scary!!!! the cheek!! "

Is it not a scary sight? Show me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goooooood morning oh chef extraordinaire glad to see your back at the helm, although pp did do a marvelous job the other day

I will have a nice cuppa and a poached egg on toast "

Ermmm I am here ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goooooood morning oh chef extraordinaire glad to see your back at the helm, although pp did do a marvelous job the other day

I will have a nice cuppa and a poached egg on toast

Ermmm I am here ya know "

I know but pp is not well so I was trying to make him feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goooooood morning oh chef extraordinaire glad to see your back at the helm, although pp did do a marvelous job the other day

I will have a nice cuppa and a poached egg on toast

Ermmm I am here ya know

I know but pp is not well so I was trying to make him feel better

"

and you're doing a great job too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goooooood morning oh chef extraordinaire glad to see your back at the helm, although pp did do a marvelous job the other day

I will have a nice cuppa and a poached egg on toast

Ermmm I am here ya know

I know but pp is not well so I was trying to make him feel better

"

He'll just milk it. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago


"Goooooood morning oh chef extraordinaire glad to see your back at the helm, although pp did do a marvelous job the other day

I will have a nice cuppa and a poached egg on toast

Ermmm I am here ya know

I know but pp is not well so I was trying to make him feel better

He'll just milk it. Xx "

as if

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning, full English please xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Feckin hell . Was expecting a queue "

You still owe me a tea, pp served me promptly. Could be swayed with toasted teacakes though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goooooood morning oh chef extraordinaire glad to see your back at the helm, although pp did do a marvelous job the other day

I will have a nice cuppa and a poached egg on toast

Ermmm I am here ya know

I know but pp is not well so I was trying to make him feel better

He'll just milk it. Xx

as if "

That's my job

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I ve got tea and coffee, unfortunately I ve no milk , so a pint of your fullest fat milk please,

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I ve got tea and coffee, unfortunately I ve no milk , so a pint of your fullest fat milk please, "

This site is full of perverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goooooood morning oh chef extraordinaire glad to see your back at the helm, although pp did do a marvelous job the other day

I will have a nice cuppa and a poached egg on toast

Ermmm I am here ya know

I know but pp is not well so I was trying to make him feel better

He'll just milk it. Xx

as if

That's my job "

oh god yes it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Leave you all alone for a couple of hours and it turns into a brothel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leave you all alone for a couple of hours and it turns into a brothel "

I only wanted an orange juice. And stumbled across naughty nurse Etc just a load of perverts in this place.......i think il come bk again tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Leave you all alone for a couple of hours and it turns into a brothel

I only wanted an orange juice. And stumbled across naughty nurse Etc just a load of perverts in this place.......i think il come bk again tomorrow "
nah stay we will join in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bore da, good morning

Could I have my usual please? "
Of course . Will give you your usual then we will have tea

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Saunters in late, with a copy of Private Eye under her arm and takes a seat wondering where all the staff are at this time of morning.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Does this cafe serve breakfast all day long?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saunters in late, with a copy of Private Eye under her arm and takes a seat wondering where all the staff are at this time of morning. "

Somehow appears that they are all busy with a naughty nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leave you all alone for a couple of hours and it turns into a brothel

I only wanted an orange juice. And stumbled across naughty nurse Etc just a load of perverts in this place.......i think il come bk again tomorrow nah stay we will join in "

I meant I like it so I will come bk again tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does this cafe serve breakfast all day long?

"
And all night if yer play your cards right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does this cafe serve breakfast all day long?

And all night if yer play your cards right "

bacon sarnie then..

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Ooh, sounds like my kind of joint!! Is there a Wurlitzer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh, sounds like my kind of joint!! Is there a Wurlitzer?

"
Don't know but I have a lovely sausage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does this cafe serve breakfast all day long?

And all night if yer play your cards right

bacon sarnie then.. "
Anything for you And them 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could I have another coffee please

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Ooh, sounds like my kind of joint!! Is there a Wurlitzer?

Don't know but I have a lovely sausage "

Oh, is it Cumberland, I like mine quite hot??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh, sounds like my kind of joint!! Is there a Wurlitzer?

Don't know but I have a lovely sausage

Oh, is it Cumberland, I like mine quite hot??

"
Call it what you want . It will need warming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"could I have another coffee please "
Think you have had enough pampering today young man

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Ooh, sounds like my kind of joint!! Is there a Wurlitzer?

Don't know but I have a lovely sausage

Oh, is it Cumberland, I like mine quite hot??

Call it what you want . It will need warming up "

Oh!

Not much of a cafe if the sausage is cold is it!?! At a good cafe, in my book, you are greeted by the aroma of sizzling hot sausage as soon as you walk through the door...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"could I have another coffee please Think you have had enough pampering today young man "

good job mi mams cooked mi dinner then cos the service in here rubbish unless you have boobs and long legs.

See you in the morning mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh, sounds like my kind of joint!! Is there a Wurlitzer?

Don't know but I have a lovely sausage

Oh, is it Cumberland, I like mine quite hot??

Call it what you want . It will need warming up

Oh!

Not much of a cafe if the sausage is cold is it!?! At a good cafe, in my book, you are greeted by the aroma of sizzling hot sausage as soon as you walk through the door...

"

fancy lunch somewhere nice and quiet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh, sounds like my kind of joint!! Is there a Wurlitzer?

Don't know but I have a lovely sausage

Oh, is it Cumberland, I like mine quite hot??

Call it what you want . It will need warming up

Oh!

Not much of a cafe if the sausage is cold is it!?! At a good cafe, in my book, you are greeted by the aroma of sizzling hot sausage as soon as you walk through the door...

"
Trust me !!! Has soon as you walked through the door my sausage was sizzling

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over a year ago


"Ooh, sounds like my kind of joint!! Is there a Wurlitzer?

Don't know but I have a lovely sausage

Oh, is it Cumberland, I like mine quite hot??

Call it what you want . It will need warming up

Oh!

Not much of a cafe if the sausage is cold is it!?! At a good cafe, in my book, you are greeted by the aroma of sizzling hot sausage as soon as you walk through the door...

fancy lunch somewhere nice and quiet "
can't get quiter then here there's only 3 of us

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

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"Ooh, sounds like my kind of joint!! Is there a Wurlitzer?

Don't know but I have a lovely sausage

Oh, is it Cumberland, I like mine quite hot??

Call it what you want . It will need warming up

Oh!

Not much of a cafe if the sausage is cold is it!?! At a good cafe, in my book, you are greeted by the aroma of sizzling hot sausage as soon as you walk through the door...

fancy lunch somewhere nice and quiet "

Only if they serve all day and all night breakfast, I'm in the mood!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Ooh, sounds like my kind of joint!! Is there a Wurlitzer?

Don't know but I have a lovely sausage

Oh, is it Cumberland, I like mine quite hot??

Call it what you want . It will need warming up

Oh!

Not much of a cafe if the sausage is cold is it!?! At a good cafe, in my book, you are greeted by the aroma of sizzling hot sausage as soon as you walk through the door...

Trust me !!! Has soon as you walked through the door my sausage was sizzling "

Oh OK..........and make that with easy over please!

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over a year ago


"Ooh, sounds like my kind of joint!! Is there a Wurlitzer?

Don't know but I have a lovely sausage

Oh, is it Cumberland, I like mine quite hot??

Call it what you want . It will need warming up

Oh!

Not much of a cafe if the sausage is cold is it!?! At a good cafe, in my book, you are greeted by the aroma of sizzling hot sausage as soon as you walk through the door...

fancy lunch somewhere nice and quiet

Only if they serve all day and all night breakfast, I'm in the mood!! "

get your coat

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over a year ago


"Ooh, sounds like my kind of joint!! Is there a Wurlitzer?

Don't know but I have a lovely sausage

Oh, is it Cumberland, I like mine quite hot??

Call it what you want . It will need warming up

Oh!

Not much of a cafe if the sausage is cold is it!?! At a good cafe, in my book, you are greeted by the aroma of sizzling hot sausage as soon as you walk through the door...

fancy lunch somewhere nice and quiet

Only if they serve all day and all night breakfast, I'm in the mood!! "
Will give you a nudge in morning

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over a year ago


"could I have another coffee please Think you have had enough pampering today young man "

Now now my daring moth slaying chef just cos you didn't want the services of the naughty nurse

Pp can have all the coffee he likes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bore da and Good morning .Tea . Coffee . And milk with pink straws are now been served ."

I never did get my burnt bacon

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over a year ago


"Bore da and Good morning .Tea . Coffee . And milk with pink straws are now been served .

I never did get my burnt bacon "
still burning it

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over a year ago

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"could I have another coffee please Think you have had enough pampering today young man

Now now my daring moth slaying chef just cos you didn't want the services of the naughty nurse

Pp can have all the coffee he likes "
Don't need a nurse . I am fit as a fiddle

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over a year ago


"Ooh, sounds like my kind of joint!! Is there a Wurlitzer?

Don't know but I have a lovely sausage

Oh, is it Cumberland, I like mine quite hot??

Call it what you want . It will need warming up

Oh!

Not much of a cafe if the sausage is cold is it!?! At a good cafe, in my book, you are greeted by the aroma of sizzling hot sausage as soon as you walk through the door...

Trust me !!! Has soon as you walked through the door my sausage was sizzling

Oh OK..........and make that with easy over please!

"
Oh I get over easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit.......we missed the re-opening. Is it too late for breakfast

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over a year ago


"Shit.......we missed the re-opening. Is it too late for breakfast "
ive got a sausage left

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over a year ago


"Shit.......we missed the re-opening. Is it too late for breakfast ive got a sausage left "
damn! We're both on healthy eating so sausage is bad for us

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over a year ago


"Shit.......we missed the re-opening. Is it too late for breakfast ive got a sausage left damn! We're both on healthy eating so sausage is bad for us "
The ladies love this one

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Ooh, sounds like my kind of joint!! Is there a Wurlitzer?

Don't know but I have a lovely sausage

Oh, is it Cumberland, I like mine quite hot??

Call it what you want . It will need warming up

Oh!

Not much of a cafe if the sausage is cold is it!?! At a good cafe, in my book, you are greeted by the aroma of sizzling hot sausage as soon as you walk through the door...

Trust me !!! Has soon as you walked through the door my sausage was sizzling

Oh OK..........and make that with easy over please!

Oh I get over easy "

So it would appear - I had no idea this cafe was so friendly, I must try to come here more often!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting for my special

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over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for my special "
The special is worth waiting for

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll have a special then as well please

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over a year ago


"I'll have a special then as well please "
Errrmm its not quite the same special

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Is this a small elegant cafe or a greasy spoon type?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it's late but can I have a coffee please been busy all day rescaping my aquarium and I'm in need of warming up

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Is this a small elegant cafe or a greasy spoon type? "

I've been in here a few hours now and I'd say it's very greasy indeed!

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"could I have another coffee please Think you have had enough pampering today young man

Now now my daring moth slaying chef just cos you didn't want the services of the naughty nurse

Pp can have all the coffee he likes Don't need a nurse . I am fit as a fiddle "

Oh but I'm playing dress up as a naughty nurse you don't have to be poorly to join the fun sexy

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over a year ago


"could I have another coffee please Think you have had enough pampering today young man

Now now my daring moth slaying chef just cos you didn't want the services of the naughty nurse

Pp can have all the coffee he likes Don't need a nurse . I am fit as a fiddle

Oh but I'm playing dress up as a naughty nurse you don't have to be poorly to join the fun sexy "
oh ok then . Check me bits

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over a year ago


"could I have another coffee please Think you have had enough pampering today young man

Now now my daring moth slaying chef just cos you didn't want the services of the naughty nurse

Pp can have all the coffee he likes Don't need a nurse . I am fit as a fiddle

Oh but I'm playing dress up as a naughty nurse you don't have to be poorly to join the fun sexy oh ok then . Check me bits "

Mmmmm with pleasure..........

Oooo I say your sausage needs the kiss of life

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'll have a special then as well please Errrmm its not quite the same special "

On this occasion I'm afraid to say that I'm out then

I'll be back in the morning for the full monty though

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over a year ago


"could I have another coffee please Think you have had enough pampering today young man

Now now my daring moth slaying chef just cos you didn't want the services of the naughty nurse

Pp can have all the coffee he likes Don't need a nurse . I am fit as a fiddle

Oh but I'm playing dress up as a naughty nurse you don't have to be poorly to join the fun sexy oh ok then . Check me bits

Mmmmm with pleasure..........

Oooo I say your sausage needs the kiss of life "
Just thinking that myself

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