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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have one cupboard left empty and three full boxes - does this equation work? And if so can I have the code please ..... Oh and a tiny drawer is empty too if that helps ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How fulls the bin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How fulls the bin?"

Empty cos I have a bin bag on the go lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno about the code but can I bite yer bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take the pan off ya head you'll get some stuff in there too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw away the boxes, make the cupboard your chocolate stash space and as for the tiny drawer..ummm

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"I have one cupboard left empty and three full boxes - does this equation work? And if so can I have the code please ..... Oh and a tiny drawer is empty too if that helps .... "

Thats easy minxie, take the stuff out of the boxes flatten the boxes and I m sure they ll fit in the cupboard you re welcome,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your stuff in the cupboard. Put everyone else's stuff in the bin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put your stuff in the cupboard. Put everyone else's stuff in the bin.

"

Now that sounds like a plan lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy another cupboard.

Simples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have one cupboard left empty and three full boxes - does this equation work? And if so can I have the code please ..... Oh and a tiny drawer is empty too if that helps .... "

This can easily be solved using Partial Differential Equations.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have one cupboard left empty and three full boxes - does this equation work? And if so can I have the code please ..... Oh and a tiny drawer is empty too if that helps ....

This can easily be solved using Partial Differential Equations. "

PDE hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have one cupboard left empty and three full boxes - does this equation work? And if so can I have the code please ..... Oh and a tiny drawer is empty too if that helps .... "

(Define c = cupboard, b = box, d = tiny drawer)

For this to work you need 3b = c+d, or:

b = (c+d)/3

I am sure that helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have one cupboard left empty and three full boxes - does this equation work? And if so can I have the code please ..... Oh and a tiny drawer is empty too if that helps ....

(Define c = cupboard, b = box, d = tiny drawer)

For this to work you need 3b = c+d, or:

b = (c+d)/3

I am sure that helps "

yep those equations rock ... now can you empty the boxes please !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make everything breathe in deep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"make everything breathe in deep"

that makes it sound like corsets are being fitted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" now can you empty the boxes please !! "

I tidy up by just binning everything. Unless it is chocolate, in which case it is immediately inhaled.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

This is not a mathematical problem...

This is a physical or physical chemistry problem and therefore requires Steven Hawking or substitute to supply you with a solution.

Apply to either:Stephen William Hawking CH CBE FRS FRSA Director of Research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology University of Cambridge. Or The National Physical Laboratory, Hampton Rd, Teddington, Middlesex TW11 0LW. They should be able to provide a definitive answer.

In the mean time you could always try to either dehydrate your stuff then all you will need is to add water and soak when required, or buy some of those JML vakPack vacuum compression bag and suck the air out reducing your stuff tho about 1/4 its original size.

Hope this has been of help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is not a mathematical problem...

This is a physical or physical chemistry problem and therefore requires Steven Hawking or substitute to supply you with a solution.

Apply to either:Stephen William Hawking CH CBE FRS FRSA Director of Research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology University of Cambridge. Or The National Physical Laboratory, Hampton Rd, Teddington, Middlesex TW11 0LW. They should be able to provide a definitive answer.

In the mean time you could always try to either dehydrate your stuff then all you will need is to add water and soak when required, or buy some of those JML vakPack vacuum compression bag and suck the air out reducing your stuff tho about 1/4 its original size.

Hope this has been of help. "

nother one that got all techy and didn't bother to offer to empty the boxes pfft

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

basically youve got

c+d =3b so divide the boxes equally into the cupboard .. this gives b = (c+d)/3 so find three cd s and give them each a boxful and run away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" now can you empty the boxes please !!

I tidy up by just binning everything. Unless it is chocolate, in which case it is immediately inhaled."

this wasn't a tidy up and there was no chocolate involved

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"basically youve got

c+d =3b so divide the boxes equally into the cupboard .. this gives b = (c+d)/3 so find three cd s and give them each a boxful and run away"

haha now that is clever and funny now empty the boxes for me

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

whats in the piggin boxes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whats in the piggin boxes"

stuff

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

well .. theres your problem .. everyone nows that stuff grows to fit existing cupboards .. chuck it all away and allow fresh stuff to grow in the titchy drawer and midgy cupboard you bought yourself .. or leave it in the back of your wonky tonka til someone can open the tail door .. preferably at your local dump

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well .. theres your problem .. everyone nows that stuff grows to fit existing cupboards .. chuck it all away and allow fresh stuff to grow in the titchy drawer and midgy cupboard you bought yourself .. or leave it in the back of your wonky tonka til someone can open the tail door .. preferably at your local dump"

there are occasions when your just not nice are ya lol

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"This is not a mathematical problem...

This is a physical or physical chemistry problem and therefore requires Steven Hawking or substitute to supply you with a solution.

Apply to either:Stephen William Hawking CH CBE FRS FRSA Director of Research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology University of Cambridge. Or The National Physical Laboratory, Hampton Rd, Teddington, Middlesex TW11 0LW. They should be able to provide a definitive answer.

In the mean time you could always try to either dehydrate your stuff then all you will need is to add water and soak when required, or buy some of those JML vakPack vacuum compression bag and suck the air out reducing your stuff tho about 1/4 its original size.

Hope this has been of help.

nother one that got all techy and didn't bother to offer to empty the boxes pfft "

You dint mention that you also wanted the boxes emptied, so please forgive me.

However I can put you in touch with many men in your area who are experts at erecting poles and empty balls. There should be little difference between emptying balls and boxes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is not a mathematical problem...

This is a physical or physical chemistry problem and therefore requires Steven Hawking or substitute to supply you with a solution.

Apply to either:Stephen William Hawking CH CBE FRS FRSA Director of Research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology University of Cambridge. Or The National Physical Laboratory, Hampton Rd, Teddington, Middlesex TW11 0LW. They should be able to provide a definitive answer.

In the mean time you could always try to either dehydrate your stuff then all you will need is to add water and soak when required, or buy some of those JML vakPack vacuum compression bag and suck the air out reducing your stuff tho about 1/4 its original size.

Hope this has been of help.

nother one that got all techy and didn't bother to offer to empty the boxes pfft

You dint mention that you also wanted the boxes emptied, so please forgive me.

However I can put you in touch with many men in your area who are experts at erecting poles and empty balls. There should be little difference between emptying balls and boxes.

"

I somehow think there is a vast difference and not sure that my instructions to empty the boxes would sink into the brains of them that need their balls emptying

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"This is not a mathematical problem...

This is a physical or physical chemistry problem and therefore requires Steven Hawking or substitute to supply you with a solution.

Apply to either:Stephen William Hawking CH CBE FRS FRSA Director of Research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology University of Cambridge. Or The National Physical Laboratory, Hampton Rd, Teddington, Middlesex TW11 0LW. They should be able to provide a definitive answer.

In the mean time you could always try to either dehydrate your stuff then all you will need is to add water and soak when required, or buy some of those JML vakPack vacuum compression bag and suck the air out reducing your stuff tho about 1/4 its original size.

Hope this has been of help.

nother one that got all techy and didn't bother to offer to empty the boxes pfft

You dint mention that you also wanted the boxes emptied, so please forgive me.

However I can put you in touch with many men in your area who are experts at erecting poles and empty balls. There should be little difference between emptying balls and boxes.

I somehow think there is a vast difference and not sure that my instructions to empty the boxes would sink into the brains of them that need their balls emptying "

After close examination of your assets and bottom line I am sure you would be able to handle all comers and soon have them all properly brought to heel.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I have one cupboard left empty and three full boxes - does this equation work? And if so can I have the code please ..... Oh and a tiny drawer is empty too if that helps .... "

The coefficient of friction is directly related to total bullshit generally

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"I have one cupboard left empty and three full boxes - does this equation work? And if so can I have the code please ..... Oh and a tiny drawer is empty too if that helps ....

The coefficient of friction is directly related to total bullshit generally "

What?

Are you sure?

I would have thought they were inversely proportional.

More shit Less friction!

Watch it hit the fan!

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