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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Help yourselves.

Hot food on the hot plate.

cereals, condiments on the table.

Hot water and pots of coffee over there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon roll it is then... scrummy x

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am i tooooo late ? And u know what i would like please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have something light brought to my sick bed please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have something light brought to my sick bed please? "

Ooooo what's wrong with your bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HELP!!!! Don't let Minxie near the toaster!!!

Any black pudding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"HELP!!!! Don't let Minxie near the toaster!!!

Any black pudding?"

Ure way behind - it was a bin on the edge of the pavement that spontaneously combusted as I walked past the last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have something light brought to my sick bed please?

Ooooo what's wrong with your bed? "

I'm in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"HELP!!!! Don't let Minxie near the toaster!!!

Any black pudding?"

you eat boiled blood???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have something light brought to my sick bed please?

Ooooo what's wrong with your bed?

I'm in it "

Its only wrong if unaccompanied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poached egg please x

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Well I just helped myself to a bacon sarnie.

All I did was leave it on a plate near minxies table while I got a coffee..

Now. It appears to be extremely crispy bacon in seriously toasted bread? ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I just helped myself to a bacon sarnie.

All I did was leave it on a plate near minxies table while I got a coffee..

Now. It appears to be extremely crispy bacon in seriously toasted bread? ???"

That'll teach ya for not getting me a tea, dippy eggs and toast soldiers

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

So dippy soldiers toasted tea and an egg not good enough for you now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help yourselves.

Hot food on the hot plate.

cereals, condiments on the table.

Hot water and pots of coffee over there.

"

why thank you i will partake in 2 poached eggs on top off lightly toasted muffins with freshly ground black pepper and hp sauce served with a nice cup o tea served by a curvy lady in a wearing stocking and suspenders - theres breakfast and then theres carlsberg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am i tooooo late ? And u know what i would like please "

I know whst you'll get cheeky. Any sauce

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have something light brought to my sick bed please? "

poached egg on toast be ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"HELP!!!! Don't let Minxie near the toaster!!!

Any black pudding?"

The full monty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Help yourselves.

Hot food on the hot plate.

cereals, condiments on the table.

Hot water and pots of coffee over there.

why thank you i will partake in 2 poached eggs on top off lightly toasted muffins with freshly ground black pepper and hp sauce served with a nice cup o tea served by a curvy lady in a wearing stocking and suspenders - theres breakfast and then theres carlsberg "

As you've asked so nicely of course. Now wheres my stockings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"HELP!!!! Don't let Minxie near the toaster!!!

Any black pudding?

you eat boiled blood??? "

I prefer it grilled after being boiled tbh

And as for minxie

I am not eating anything from a bin

Combusted or otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I go for hash browns or mushrooms this morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had great breakfast at Albion in shoreditch...london.. after a frustrating sexless night and was wondering if it evens out.... It doesn't! Still Need horny dirty sexiness now! I bring the sausage!

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 soft boiled eggs with toast please . And orange juice . xx

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