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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am looking for an ultra attractive girl to have fun with. Is there any on here?

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By *w33tCh33ks91TV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

I doubt many will admit they're ultra attractive even though there's lots on here

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

I'm super ugly, will I do?

Ps I don't shave my legs either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well from the demanding list and attributes I see in many profiles I am guessing plenty here consider themselves as ultra attractive or at least very attractive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm super ugly, will I do?

Ps I don't shave my legs either "

Lol yuk. You'll have to please me and shave them :P

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"I'm super ugly, will I do?

Ps I don't shave my legs either

Lol yuk. You'll have to please me and shave them :P "

Good lord no way, it's not warm enough to shave them yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm super ugly, will I do?

Ps I don't shave my legs either

Lol yuk. You'll have to please me and shave them :P

Good lord no way, it's not warm enough to shave them yet "

Its very hot in my bed

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"I'm super ugly, will I do?

Ps I don't shave my legs either

Lol yuk. You'll have to please me and shave them :P

Good lord no way, it's not warm enough to shave them yet

Its very hot in my bed "

Gee ok, I'll do my legs but I refuse to do my pits or my chin . Deal?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm super ugly, will I do?

Ps I don't shave my legs either

Lol yuk. You'll have to please me and shave them :P

Good lord no way, it's not warm enough to shave them yet

Its very hot in my bed

Gee ok, I'll do my legs but I refuse to do my pits or my chin . Deal? "

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Lol you might consider a hair removal session at the Derm before the meet and am not contributing a penny for that

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"I'm super ugly, will I do?

Ps I don't shave my legs either

Lol yuk. You'll have to please me and shave them :P

Good lord no way, it's not warm enough to shave them yet

Its very hot in my bed

Gee ok, I'll do my legs but I refuse to do my pits or my chin . Deal? ,

Lol you might consider a hair removal session at the Derm before the meet and am not contributing a penny for that "

Now that's just going too far

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Still no offers, hope the thread will go as expected

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The word ultra makes me feel quite insignificant actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In me dressing gown, with egg n beans down the front, will I do?

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"In me dressing gown, with egg n beans down the front, will I do?"

Are they hienz beans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In me dressing gown, with egg n beans down the front, will I do?

Are they hienz beans? "

lol those smart price ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The word ultra makes me feel quite insignificant actually "

Thats the key word of my o-post

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In me dressing gown, with egg n beans down the front, will I do?

Are they hienz beans? lol those smart price ones "

I have smart price shower gel especially for that purpose lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In me dressing gown, with egg n beans down the front, will I do?

Are they hienz beans? lol those smart price ones

I have smart price shower gel especially for that purpose lol "

Honestly I think I look great, in me bean stains and cheesy slippers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In me dressing gown, with egg n beans down the front, will I do?

Are they hienz beans? lol those smart price ones

I have smart price shower gel especially for that purpose lol Honestly I think I look great, in me bean stains and cheesy slippers "

Some guys here wd give you a good offer for cheesy slippers and socks. I've been offered £25 for mine .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a not so ugly day x

Any good??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm having a not so ugly day x

Any good??"

At 3am? My mum told me never buy vegs unless its a bright day light.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not going as expected!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck with your search

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if the OP is 'ultra attractive' himself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am looking for an ultra attractive girl to have fun with. Is there any on here? "

I've got a face only a mother could love, a partially-sighted mother.

Pick me!!!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I may be who you seek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find 10 fuglys to gang bang whilst wearing beer goggles?

Surely they will feel grateful enough that you fell d*unk from your pedestal to even touch them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a minion onesie if minions float your boat

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By *issyyourbadWoman
over a year ago

Dorset

Sorry ugly here never mind I will move along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In me dressing gown, with egg n beans down the front, will I do?"

can you stop.talking dirty i have a hard on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In me dressing gown, with egg n beans down the front, will I do?

can you stop.talking dirty i have a hard on here "

Can you stop talking about your hardon, you made me spill my beans.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i m ultra attractive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wonder if the OP is 'ultra attractive' himself?"

Far from being ultra attractive. Best response so far but still not good enough .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am looking for an ultra attractive girl to have fun with. Is there any on here?

I've got a face only a mother could love, a partially-sighted mother.

Pick me!!!"

Your sexy ass will definitely make up for it . You're picked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im shit hot.. uber attractive (which out does ULTRA attractive).. the best thing since sliced bread and pot noodle sandwiches, and just all round amazing!!

Pick me pick me pick meeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I may be who you seek "

May be show me what you've got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking for Bruce Willis and not giving up this "shit hotness"for anyone but him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im shit hot.. uber attractive (which out does ULTRA attractive).. the best thing since sliced bread and pot noodle sandwiches, and just all round amazing!!

Pick me pick me pick meeeee

"

Well cute and sassy I have decided to ...

?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im shit hot.. uber attractive (which out does ULTRA attractive).. the best thing since sliced bread and pot noodle sandwiches, and just all round amazing!!

Pick me pick me pick meeeee

Well cute and sassy I have decided to ...

????? "

YeSSSSSSS!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im shit hot.. uber attractive (which out does ULTRA attractive).. the best thing since sliced bread and pot noodle sandwiches, and just all round amazing!!

Pick me pick me pick meeeee

Well cute and sassy I have decided to ...

?????

YeSSSSSSS!!! Lol"

Lol you're too cute and sassy to not pick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a minion onesie if minions float your boat "

From where you unbottun it sexy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not ultra attractive etc but not too ugly either lol. legs are shaved. Ahem. With that bum and torso you should do alright I'd have thought

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I'm looking for Bruce Willis and not giving up this "shit hotness"for anyone but him"
i ve got a dirty vest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking for Bruce Willis and not giving up this "shit hotness"for anyone but himi ve got a dirty vest"

Gag lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking for Bruce Willis and not giving up this "shit hotness"for anyone but himi ve got a dirty vest"

Lol, I'm not doing your washing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am looking for an ultra attractive girl to have fun with. Is there any on here?

I've got a face only a mother could love, a partially-sighted mother.

Pick me!!!"

No you got a good face..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick me, pick me.

I'm Mel Smiths lovechild.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a right fittie then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm super ugly, will I do?

Ps I don't shave my legs either "

Yaaaayyyyy.... I was right all along...

The "h" stands for Hobbit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am looking for an ultra attractive girl to have fun with. Is there any on here?

I've got a face only a mother could love, a partially-sighted mother.

Pick me!!!"

Im sure your being modest but hay if its that bad theres always the reverse cowgirl position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey do people actually call themselves ultra attractive??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crikey do people actually call themselves ultra attractive?? "

Yes they do, or they think they are

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By *rymeplsMan
over a year ago

manchester


"Crikey do people actually call themselves ultra attractive?? "
no they mistake themselves for being ultra attractive

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By *irty RascalMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Fair play to op, not seen this many replies since someone said they'd finally won the lottery.....and that was only a tenner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After looking at your pics I've decided you'll do. Us ultra attractive women do lower our standards when pickings are slim

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By *rymeplsMan
over a year ago

manchester


"After looking at your pics I've decided you'll do. Us ultra attractive women do lower our standards when pickings are slim "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ultra attractive is so subjective. One man's meat and all that...

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I'm uber attractive. So no good there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crikey do people actually call themselves ultra attractive?? no they mistake themselves for being ultra attractive "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After looking at your pics I've decided you'll do. Us ultra attractive women do lower our standards when pickings are slim "

Haha lets do this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm uber attractive. So no good there. "

There is room for exception you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband says I'm beautiful but he always puts a paper bag over my head when we shag for some reason. Will I do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My husband says I'm beautiful but he always puts a paper bag over my head when we shag for some reason. Will I do?"

Am sure you're mother said the same to you :D.... I'll take the risck and let you in. No bag over your head this time

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I could pluck the hair out of my mole if it helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could pluck the hair out of my mole if it helps "

Won't that hurt him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could pluck the hair out of my mole if it helps

Won't that hurt him.

"

Ouch. Comeon ladies you can do better than this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I thought a lot in here consider themselves as ultra attractive as that's what they ask for in their profiles... Anyway. Since I got no genuine offers am going to lower the standerds of my request. Now only looking for very attractive lol. Not much to ask is it?

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham


"My husband says I'm beautiful but he always puts a paper bag over my head when we shag for some reason. Will I do?"

Just be worried when he double bags - one for you and one for him incase yours falls off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just realised you're actually being serious. Nevermind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im supercalifragilisticexpealidocious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His guitar pic did it for me. Guitarists have good fingering action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one ever offers to buy my underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one ever offers to buy my underwear"

U have left many at mine! I should start selling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arnt we all looking for the same!!!!!! lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one ever offers to buy my underwear"

Got some old y fronts you can have...that's about the level of my generosity this morning....they're pretty clean too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one ever offers to buy my underwear"

I like buying undies for men. The assistants are always hot,young men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im supercalifragilisticexpealidocious"

I am impressed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"His guitar pic did it for me. Guitarists have good fingering action "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought a lot in here consider themselves as ultra attractive as that's what they ask for in their profiles... Anyway. Since I got no genuine offers am going to lower the standerds of my request. Now only looking for very attractive lol. Not much to ask is it? "

I'm the mutts nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No one ever offers to buy my underwear

I like buying undies for men. The assistants are always hot,young men "

I need some new ones. I sold most my used ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one ever offers to buy my underwear

I like buying undies for men. The assistants are always hot,young men

I need some new ones. I sold most my used ones "

Fibber. No you don't...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No one ever offers to buy my underwear

I like buying undies for men. The assistants are always hot,young men

I need some new ones. I sold most my used ones

Fibber. No you don't... "

Lol Shshshhh don't tell more

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