FabSwingers.com forum: What’s the one thing you SHOULDN’T say at the end of a meet?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just so I know for next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had better

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

See you next Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think im in love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you marry me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That it then ?

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

How much do i owe you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could say many things and get away with them.

Just don't call them by the wrong name.

deadly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best go get yourself checked love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"best go get yourself checked love?

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By *ong-legged-divaTV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood

Do you take visa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So do you think it'll be a boy or girl

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I can get viagra next time?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

bye.. it as nice and I hope you find someone else soon

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

We must do this again ( especially when no intention of)

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

I always wipe my cock on the curtains after sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im looking good my faux pas hasn't cropped up yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was your name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was a waste of a condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks but i only chapped your door here to spread the word of the lord?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a nan I never got ant meets

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If you would be a love and put up this plastic sheeting while I get my equipment, wouldn't want blood on the walls now would we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was a nan I never got ant meets

"
man typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you, apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im looking good my faux pas hasn't cropped up yet.

what was your faux pas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll call you. Or 'next time bring a friend'.

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By *my-blackTV/TS
over a year ago

Poole

Hope im not late for my appointment at the gum clinic tomorrow.

If you feel a bit itchy tomorrow dont worry its only a problem if you get the rash as well

if the crabs get too annoying rub sand and whisky in down there, they get d*unk and throw rocks at each other, prob solved

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

you go and hide in the bathroom and i ll get my gun

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By *my-blackTV/TS
over a year ago

Poole

"you go and hide in the bathroom and i ll get my gun"

ohhhhh, topical, twisted, i like it

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Where's the condom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mind if i watch Match of the Day here?

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Your blowjobs are poor. Before we meet again can you practice on your vibrator?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was great can we agree not to tell your mum? she cant get terribly jealous!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's now how your dad does it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like a Haribo?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Dont ask me to leave a verification, no-one would ever meet you, after reading it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's wise you get yourself tested, I've told the others.

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By *eggaeloverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"best go get yourself checked love?

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have been more fun fucking your arm pit

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By *eggaeloverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Would you like a Haribo?"

Yes I hate haribo! If you offered me a sherbet lemon I would be happy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm....think Ive lost my watch

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I can borrow an electron microscope from work next time, maybe we'll find that you do have a cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time get the self raising out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im itchy

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You could have warned me you were a total waste of space in the sack,,pffffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like a Haribo?

Yes I hate haribo! If you offered me a sherbet lemon I would be happy..."

under 30 get Haribo,over 30 get Murray mints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Brother was right about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been a nice evening but I was expecting a full head of hair and no moustache. ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im itchy"

and she's Scratchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta dash got another meet in an hour...sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get my std results tomorrow.... Keep your fingers crossed for me babe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I love you.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I'm your long lost sister/mother/daughter (delete as appropriate).

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If the Peelers call round, you haven't seen me, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that your mate in that pic?

Well would you believe it?!...I've shagged her too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that your Mum ? shes cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that your mate in that pic?..

Now SHE was a grrreat fuck!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Heres Johhhhhhny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot to tell you I was due on ,,,,,, lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Redrumredrumredrumredum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Redrumredrumredrumredum"

WENDEEE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you go and hide in the bathroom and i ll get my gun

ohhhhh, topical, twisted, i like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always admired Jeffrey Dahlmer haven't you

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Thanks for the barebatk I'll let you know if I'm pregnant or not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

shall we go and pick an engagement ring tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that my blood or yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry about this, the condom has split as usual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shall we go and pick an engagement ring tomorrow?

Shit that just made me go all floppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought they where all joking when they said you where crap.

Don't worry about it. It's fine. No really it's fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"next"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant wait to tell my mom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where shoukd I leave the money?

Do you have change for a tenner?

Can I get a receipt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ur a nasty lot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'd known I was playing in a cathedral I'd have sent my mate as he has a bigger organ!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was a nan I never got ant meets

I'm glad to hear the sex change has improved things for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Mum/ Dad says 'Hi'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind if I use your toilet? I feel a little bit sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you never felt the warts did you? Now be a dear and pass my ointment...no the other one

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Well, I expected better than that!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whatever you do don't fart it could get messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm @ the clinic next week for my fortnightly check up, do you want to come with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/04/14 08:30:04]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that didn't even touch the sides

Here's the CSAs number; you'll probably be needing it in 9 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations! You're my 1000th fuck......this month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to stay for dinner? My parents are downstairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husbands downstairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My parole officer is downstairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd marry you tomorrow if I could....

And YES I really have had that comment..,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmm.not as good as a roast dinner luv.

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By *reasyontheeyesMan
over a year ago

out in the sticks

Would a tenner cover it......no? Try a dustbin lid

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Your sister was better in bed than you were,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bravo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now you got what you wanted you will stop pestering me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How odd your verifications were really good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what the fuck was that

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

But your profile said you like anal..why the tears .... Oh giving...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd marry you tomorrow if I could....

And YES I really have had that comment..,"

I had " I've fallen a little in love with you tonight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bravo!"

with a round of applause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next one please and I hope its better then the last one . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now i can get on with doing something more interesting.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

That's it?!?

So quick?

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Was that the front door.....my wife/husband wasn't meant to be back for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say hi too your mum for me

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By *neplusserMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I've just uploaded our video on Youtube and Facebook...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just uploaded our video on Youtube and Facebook...

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Did the Army model there sandbag design off you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please don't cry"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow your curtains feel great on my cock!

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