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" TinaTitz in the basement with a sex swing " Oh you total sexy babe! As soon as I read this I thought of you, too!!!!!!!! Sw33tCh33ks91 in the ballroom, on the judge's podium, right under Craig Revel-Horwood's nose with a giant inflatable dildo | |||
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"Mr tickle 22 in the kitchen using my mouth " Ps hope he doesn't read this | |||
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" TinaTitz in the basement with a sex swing Oh you total sexy babe! As soon as I read this I thought of you, too!!!!!!!! Sw33tCh33ks91 in the ballroom, on the judge's podium, right under Craig Revel-Horwood's nose with a giant inflatable dildo " Hehe cheeky cheeky I hope we have an audience for this | |||
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" TinaTitz in the basement with a sex swing Oh you total sexy babe! As soon as I read this I thought of you, too!!!!!!!! Sw33tCh33ks91 in the ballroom, on the judge's podium, right under Craig Revel-Horwood's nose with a giant inflatable dildo Hehe cheeky cheeky I hope we have an audience for this " I'd insist. The way I envisage it is: We stroll down the stairs, looking elegant, hand in hand, you looking beautiful, me looking busty. We then sashay on the dance floor and begin a tango. However, owing to a clerical error, we both do the ladies moves and rather than move towards each other, we both back away. We do a then a and quickly abandon the tango. We decide that since you are as sexy as fuck (pardon my French, mother, if you are reading and if you are reading, this will make Sunday tea at yours on the 27th most awkward) to have some proper fun! You jump onto the podium, scattering paperwork, I pull out the inflatable dildo from its' hidden location and begin to put a huge smile on your face. Craig Revel-Horwood tuts, Bruno climbs onto the podium in excitement and thinking on his tippity-tappety toes, Len Goodman whips out a scorecard and shouts 'SEVERN' as the security chaps throw us out mid-fun. Points of View receives 20,000 letters, 19,990 of which are complaints about my boots not matching my leopard print. | |||
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" TinaTitz in the basement with a sex swing Oh you total sexy babe! As soon as I read this I thought of you, too!!!!!!!! Sw33tCh33ks91 in the ballroom, on the judge's podium, right under Craig Revel-Horwood's nose with a giant inflatable dildo Hehe cheeky cheeky I hope we have an audience for this I'd insist. The way I envisage it is: We stroll down the stairs, looking elegant, hand in hand, you looking beautiful, me looking busty. We then sashay on the dance floor and begin a tango. However, owing to a clerical error, we both do the ladies moves and rather than move towards each other, we both back away. We do a then a and quickly abandon the tango. We decide that since you are as sexy as fuck (pardon my French, mother, if you are reading and if you are reading, this will make Sunday tea at yours on the 27th most awkward) to have some proper fun! You jump onto the podium, scattering paperwork, I pull out the inflatable dildo from its' hidden location and begin to put a huge smile on your face. Craig Revel-Horwood tuts, Bruno climbs onto the podium in excitement and thinking on his tippity-tappety toes, Len Goodman whips out a scorecard and shouts 'SEVERN' as the security chaps throw us out mid-fun. Points of View receives 20,000 letters, 19,990 of which are complaints about my boots not matching my leopard print. " Oh my!! Literally crying with laughter... Jesus that's one imagination of yours Tina lol... However a very alluring plan I like it and think we should start putting this into action... Our 15 minutes of fame! | |||
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" Oh my!! Literally crying with laughter... Jesus that's one imagination of yours Tina lol... However a very alluring plan I like it and think we should start putting this into action... Our 15 minutes of fame! " A good job Brucie is retiring he might have had a heart attack | |||
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"Minxie Minx, in the kitchen... With a bullet proof vest and a hazmat suit... " Even that maybe not enough | |||
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"Minxie Minx, in the kitchen... With a bullet proof vest and a hazmat suit... Even that maybe not enough " Should be big enough though... | |||
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"Her from Luvsmuffin..in the pub with a Beer bottle...dirty bugger " corona only, show me bottle bitch Her | |||
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"Any sexy beast on the bathroom floor with some chocolate sauce " Don't need chocolate you look tasty enough | |||
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"Her from Luvsmuffin..in the pub with a Beer bottle...dirty bugger corona only, show me bottle bitch Her" Which end? Can I take a run up? | |||
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"Her from Luvsmuffin..in the pub with a Beer bottle...dirty bugger corona only, show me bottle bitch Bungee? HerWhich end? Can I take a run up? " bungee? | |||
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"Her from Luvsmuffin..in the pub with a Beer bottle...dirty bugger corona only, show me bottle bitch HerWhich end? Can I take a run up? " FORE Him | |||
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"Any sexy beast on the bathroom floor with some chocolate sauce Don't need chocolate you look tasty enough " the chocolate sauce is for me to eat | |||
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"Any sexy beast on the bathroom floor with some chocolate sauce Don't need chocolate you look tasty enough the chocolate sauce is for me to eat " What's wrong with the sausage and when you're done. You can have some nice juice to go with it . | |||
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"Her from Luvsmuffin..in the pub with a Beer bottle...dirty bugger corona only, show me bottle bitch HerWhich end? Can I take a run up? FORE Him " Six!!! | |||
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"Can I think about it n get back " Urry up im on the Vinegar stroke | |||
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"Her from Luvsmuffin..in the pub with a Beer bottle...dirty bugger corona only, show me bottle bitch HerWhich end? Can I take a run up? FORE Him Six!!! " Bloody ell i have to do it twice | |||
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"Her from Luvsmuffin..in the pub with a Beer bottle...dirty bugger corona only, show me bottle bitch HerWhich end? Can I take a run up? FORE Him Six!!! Bloody ell i have to do it twice " well femme apparently I need corona lemonade pass the plank I need to grip | |||
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"Her from Luvsmuffin..in the pub with a Beer bottle...dirty bugger corona only, show me bottle bitch HerWhich end? Can I take a run up? FORE Him Six!!! Bloody ell i have to do it twice well femme apparently I need corona lemonade pass the plank I need to grip " I will tie the rope round my waist and anchor you, can never be too careful. | |||
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"Her from Luvsmuffin..in the pub with a Beer bottle...dirty bugger corona only, show me bottle bitch HerWhich end? Can I take a run up? FORE Him Six!!! Bloody ell i have to do it twice well femme apparently I need corona lemonade pass the plank I need to grip I will tie the rope round my waist and anchor you, can never be too careful. " vision me in a wet suit....heressss johnnnnyyy | |||
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"Her from Luvsmuffin..in the pub with a Beer bottle...dirty bugger corona only, show me bottle bitch HerWhich end? Can I take a run up? FORE Him Six!!! Bloody ell i have to do it twice well femme apparently I need corona lemonade pass the plank I need to grip I will tie the rope round my waist and anchor you, can never be too careful. vision me in a wet suit....heressss johnnnnyyy" Is it a 2 litre bottle of lemonade then? | |||
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"Her from Luvsmuffin..in the pub with a Beer bottle...dirty bugger corona only, show me bottle bitch HerWhich end? Can I take a run up? FORE Him Six!!! Bloody ell i have to do it twice well femme apparently I need corona lemonade pass the plank I need to grip I will tie the rope round my waist and anchor you, can never be too careful. vision me in a wet suit....heressss johnnnnyyyIs it a 2 litre bottle of lemonade then? " Yes apparently good god lol | |||
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"Her from Luvsmuffin..in the pub with a Beer bottle...dirty bugger corona only, show me bottle bitch HerWhich end? Can I take a run up? FORE Him Six!!! Bloody ell i have to do it twice well femme apparently I need corona lemonade pass the plank I need to grip I will tie the rope round my waist and anchor you, can never be too careful. vision me in a wet suit....heressss johnnnnyyyIs it a 2 litre bottle of lemonade then? Yes apparently good god lol" I won't be adding Alka Seltza | |||
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"Her from Luvsmuffin..in the pub with a Beer bottle...dirty bugger corona only, show me bottle bitch HerWhich end? Can I take a run up? FORE Him Six!!! Bloody ell i have to do it twice well femme apparently I need corona lemonade pass the plank I need to grip I will tie the rope round my waist and anchor you, can never be too careful. vision me in a wet suit....heressss johnnnnyyyIs it a 2 litre bottle of lemonade then? Yes apparently good god lolI won't be adding Alka Seltza " or tooth tincher | |||
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"Her from Luvsmuffin..in the pub with a Beer bottle...dirty bugger corona only, show me bottle bitch HerWhich end? Can I take a run up? FORE Him Six!!! Bloody ell i have to do it twice well femme apparently I need corona lemonade pass the plank I need to grip I will tie the rope round my waist and anchor you, can never be too careful. vision me in a wet suit....heressss johnnnnyyyIs it a 2 litre bottle of lemonade then? Yes apparently good god lolI won't be adding Alka Seltza or tooth tincher " Does she have a ring of confidence? | |||
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