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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Text from daughter to mum: "Hello mum, I need your advice. I have some of my boyfriend's cum stuck in my hair. How do I get it out? Will I have to cut it out?" Text from mom to daughter: "It's nice you can send me such a frank text. No, you won't have to cut it out. I've had loads of cum in my hair over the years and it will just wash out". Daughter back to mum: "Oh my God, mum... sorry, I meant to spell gum.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Damnyousutocorrect had some brilliant texts on it when it first came out. Some seem very contrived these days though.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Brilliant.....a typo in a site address about typos!!!

Damnyouautocorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damnyousutocorrect had some brilliant texts on it when it first came out. Some seem very contrived these days though. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ha ha ha .. brilliant ... the mum should have said .. so did i

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