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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Inspired by the 'would you appear in a porn movie' thread, here's a new game - simply write yourself into the following porn scene (following on from the poster above you).

Sexybrain sits at the table, drinking tea and reading the newspaper.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Tina Titz shimmies into the room, boobies first, wearing leopard print and looking sexy according to the chap with the guide dog. She turns and spots Sexybrain sat reading the Morning Star and walks over. Just as she reaches into her very fashionable and highly desirable handbag, Sexybrain spots her. He does a double take, his eyes popping out in a manner not unlike Roger Rabbit. He utters those immortal words, 'Christ on a bike! How did you get by security?' Tina explains that as she arrived she saw security being helped into an ambulance, whilst the police are asking Minxie questions about how a grand piano happened to fall on them just as she was passing.

Sexybrain is unimpressed by this. He is even further unimpressed by Tina describing evading the black jack loving alligators.

Tina bats her eyelids and asks in a seductive Northern accent, 'Ey up me, duck; where can ah sign me name on your bod, yoth?'

Sexybrain decides that action is inevitable and in a fit of inspiration he whips out his.....

phone and shows Tina there is a sale on at Primark and whilst she is suitably distracted he grabs his PS3 control and jumps through the window.

Do I have any future in writing porn scenes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tina Titz shimmies into the room, boobies first, wearing leopard print and looking sexy according to the chap with the guide dog. She turns and spots Sexybrain sat reading the Morning Star and walks over. Just as she reaches into her very fashionable and highly desirable handbag, Sexybrain spots her. He does a double take, his eyes popping out in a manner not unlike Roger Rabbit. He utters those immortal words, 'Christ on a bike! How did you get by security?' Tina explains that as she arrived she saw security being helped into an ambulance, whilst the police are asking Minxie questions about how a grand piano happened to fall on them just as she was passing.

Sexybrain is unimpressed by this. He is even further unimpressed by Tina describing evading the black jack loving alligators.

Tina bats her eyelids and asks in a seductive Northern accent, 'Ey up me, duck; where can ah sign me name on your bod, yoth?'

Sexybrain decides that action is inevitable and in a fit of inspiration he whips out his.....

phone and shows Tina there is a sale on at Primark and whilst she is suitably distracted he grabs his PS3 control and jumps through the window.

Do I have any future in writing porn scenes? "

Brilliant !!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Sorry SexyBrain - I think I might have killed this thread and it could have been good.

Anyone want to carry on from where SexyBrain or I left off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lets try again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lets try again."

the pretty waitress with the green eyes and bobbed blonde hair walks towards his table. Her blouse tight enough to show pert breasts in a pink bra....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeeez I got in without writing anything ... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lets try again.

the pretty waitress with the green eyes and bobbed blonde hair walks towards his table. Her blouse tight enough to show pert breasts in a pink bra...."

...what would you like to eat? She asks in a soft,clipped European voice. For a second he paused, unable to place the accent,caught up in the green of her eyes. He didn't realise he was staring until she adjusted her skirt nervously and asked again. Would you like some food Sir? Oh God she called him Sir! ....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

shay .. mish . i hear you got a leaky tap ... says dutch plumber twirling moustache ... white socks . no tool bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shay .. mish . i hear you got a leaky tap ... says dutch plumber twirling moustache ... white socks . no tool bag"

1970s porn???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can just here that crap music now!! Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can just here that crap music now!! Ha "

Hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can just here that crap music now!! Ha

Hear "

why do they play lift music over porn?

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