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"Hits head on desk officer " Your head or other people's? | |||
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"My boss at work calls me 'the office whore'." | |||
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"Am a gardener for a f###ing snotty nosed family i give my job 100% but wen i use my mobile there not happy on my final written warning" So go self employed, its what I did. | |||
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"Am a gardener for a f###ing snotty nosed family i give my job 100% but wen i use my mobile there not happy on my final written warning" If you are using your phone while working, by definition you camnot be giving your job 100% | |||
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"Am a gardener for a f###ing snotty nosed family i give my job 100% but wen i use my mobile there not happy on my final written warning" don't use your mobile when you r supposed to be working then.... sheemples.... or am I missing something | |||
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"Hits head on desk officer " Me too! I don't know what my real job title is... how crap is that?!?!?! | |||
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"Am a gardener for a f###ing snotty nosed family i give my job 100% but wen i use my mobile there not happy on my final written warning" Change that... Now unemployed | |||
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"Hits head on desk officer Me too! I don't know what my real job title is... how crap is that?!?!?! " I think they re wrote my job description without telling me | |||
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"Hits head on desk officer Me too! I don't know what my real job title is... how crap is that?!?!?! I think they re wrote my job description without telling me " they also changed you duties and responsibilities so brace yourself for that! | |||
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"I work for Sydney university " Would you like some photos? | |||
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"I'm a rocket scientist " but it isn't rocket science! | |||
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"Am a gardener for a f###ing snotty nosed family i give my job 100% but wen i use my mobile there not happy on my final written warning" are you the one that used to be an escort? | |||
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"Am a gardener for a f###ing snotty nosed family i give my job 100% but wen i use my mobile there not happy on my final written warningare you the one that used to be an escort? " that's the one | |||
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"Am a gardener for a f###ing snotty nosed family i give my job 100% but wen i use my mobile there not happy on my final written warningare you the one that used to be an escort? " seriously? | |||
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"Acronym Register Supervising Executive " glad you could fit it in! | |||
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"CEO of Mindyourownbusiness Ltd. " PMSFL applauder | |||
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"Tease of course " thought you may have repaired phoneboxes | |||
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"Test pilot for airfix " stuck in that role a while then? | |||
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"Tease of course thought you may have repaired phoneboxes " No just loiter there | |||
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"Tease of course thought you may have repaired phoneboxes No just loiter there " | |||
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"Test pilot for airfix stuck in that role a while then? " it was either that or race driver for scalectrix not many options for someone my size lol | |||
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"i am an expired poultry relocation engineer." Does that mean your a zombie that moves chickens or do you not work at kfc? | |||
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"I am a warehouse assistant.. unlaoding lorries and stacking food.. its fun." But you were unemployed yesterday... | |||
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"I am a warehouse assistant.. unlaoding lorries and stacking food.. its fun. But you were unemployed yesterday... " The word oooops springs to mind | |||
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"What job do u do? " As we said several months ago in response to a similar post, I am the Prime Minister and the wife is the Prime Minister's Slut | |||
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"I am a warehouse assistant.. unlaoding lorries and stacking food.. its fun. But you were unemployed yesterday... The word oooops springs to mind " Maybe he got a job? | |||
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"I am a warehouse assistant.. unlaoding lorries and stacking food.. its fun. But you were unemployed yesterday... The word oooops springs to mind Maybe he got a job? " a day to find out a job is fun? nooo. it takes a day to find you dont like a job lol | |||
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"What job do u do? As we said several months ago in response to a similar post, I am the Prime Minister and the wife is the Prime Minister's Slut " Your wife is Nick Clegg ? | |||
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"i am an expired poultry relocation engineer. Does that mean your a zombie that moves chickens or do you not work at kfc?" lol. i chauffer dead chickens | |||
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"I am a warehouse assistant.. unlaoding lorries and stacking food.. its fun. But you were unemployed yesterday... The word oooops springs to mind Maybe he got a job? a day to find out a job is fun? nooo. it takes a day to find you dont like a job lol" A day! I once lasted less than 90 minutes, started at 9 and home by lunchtime after I realised the job I had started was very different from what I was expecting! | |||
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"I am a warehouse assistant.. unlaoding lorries and stacking food.. its fun. But you were unemployed yesterday... The word oooops springs to mind Maybe he got a job? a day to find out a job is fun? nooo. it takes a day to find you dont like a job lol A day! I once lasted less than 90 minutes, started at 9 and home by lunchtime after I realised the job I had started was very different from what I was expecting! " i was giving the lad some leeway. you know how often he changes his mind lol i once went on my lunch break at one place, walked straight out the door and onto a bus home lol | |||
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"i once went on my lunch break at one place, walked straight out the door and onto a bus home lol" I have actually done something very similar, went down stairs to make a round of teas and just got in my car and drove home with a massive grin on my face. | |||
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"The acronym for my job is OSRMC...what it actually stands for is Top Secret Eyes Only of course, but I'm sure you clever buggers could come up with something more interesting than my real title " Off Shagging Royal Marine Commandos? A | |||
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"I am a warehouse assistant.. unlaoding lorries and stacking food.. its fun. But you were unemployed yesterday... The word oooops springs to mind Maybe he got a job? a day to find out a job is fun? nooo. it takes a day to find you dont like a job lol A day! I once lasted less than 90 minutes, started at 9 and home by lunchtime after I realised the job I had started was very different from what I was expecting! i was giving the lad some leeway. you know how often he changes his mind lol i once went on my lunch break at one place, walked straight out the door and onto a bus home lol" my most dramatic exit was when I resigned during a one 2 one having been propositioned by manager. Walked to my desk picked up my jacket and walked out. That was cool. Was paid a full month's notice too | |||
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"The acronym for my job is OSRMC...what it actually stands for is Top Secret Eyes Only of course, but I'm sure you clever buggers could come up with something more interesting than my real title Off Shagging Royal Marine Commandos? A" I sooooo wish that were true...that wouldn't be a job, it'd be a vocation | |||
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"Test pilot for airfix " Is that why there was a loss of over £1m? | |||
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"Test pilot for airfix Is that why there was a loss of over £1m? " Don't be mean He was a model employee | |||
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"Test pilot for airfix Is that why there was a loss of over £1m? Don't be mean He was a model employee " No crash test dummy? | |||
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"Test pilot for airfix Is that why there was a loss of over £1m? Don't be mean He was a model employee No crash test dummy? " He tried, but when it came down to it, he just went to pieces | |||
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"Test pilot for airfix Is that why there was a loss of over £1m? Don't be mean He was a model employee No crash test dummy? He tried, but when it came down to it, he just went to pieces " It could be worse and s/he might have been involved in derailing the profits on the trains side of the business. | |||
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"What job do u do? " Well my title is BDE ( business development executive ) think they give these titles away for the hell of it these days! | |||
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"What job do u do? Well my title is BDE ( business development executive ) think they give these titles away for the hell of it these days! " Didnt they used to be called salesmen ? | |||
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"Does a job really define a person? " Some do... Soldier (punchy bastard) Police officer (bastard) Chancellor of the Exchequer (untrustworthy bastard!) | |||
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"I used to be a cul-de-sac designer but it was a dead end job so I changed to become a pencil sharpner manufacturer but, to be blunt, I left as there was no point to it. I got tired of the one at Kwikfit as well. " Well I'm a puppeteer so if you ever need a new job I could always pull a string or two. | |||
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"The treadmill installer job I left as I wasn't going anywhere and the job I had at the drill factory was too boring. The plates and cups display job? It just didn't stack up and the gym instructor one didn't work out. " | |||
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"I had a mate who worked at rowntrees and his was fudge packer " | |||
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"Tease of course thought you may have repaired phoneboxes No just loiter there " She's not kidding | |||
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"Am a gardener for a f###ing snotty nosed family i give my job 100% but wen i use my mobile there not happy on my final written warningare you the one that used to be an escort? " is this the same employer who have you a big fat wad of money at Christmas as a bonus? Hope you saved it! | |||
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"I did have a job as a plumber in the pipeline but the work dried up, even though I'd tapped into new markets, it all went down the drain. " And the award for corniest job jokes goes to ........................... | |||
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"What job do u do? Well my title is BDE ( business development executive ) think they give these titles away for the hell of it these days! Didnt they used to be called salesmen ?" Ha Ha! Your not far off! | |||
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"What job do u do? " pussy inspector....Big bang services ltd. | |||
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