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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What job do u do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You won't get many people giving away information like that!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

General Factotum. Now salute!

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

Chief GDB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain Dickcheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spanner monkey

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Chairwoman of the Bored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Director own our own buisness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady of lascivious leisure

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Lady Latex - keeper of the gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inspector Gadget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently administrator. Soon to be self employed mogul.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chairwoman of the Bored."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluffer !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boss at work calls me 'the office whore'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chief Whip

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Hits head on desk officer

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Boss and dogsbody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hits head on desk officer "

Your head or other people's?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My boss at work calls me 'the office whore'."

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By *he Naked HandymanMan
over a year ago

Holcombe

Under cover police officer.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Am a gardener for a f###ing snotty nosed family i give my job 100% but wen i use my mobile there not happy on my final written warning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guitarist in Razorlight

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By *he Naked HandymanMan
over a year ago

Holcombe


"Am a gardener for a f###ing snotty nosed family i give my job 100% but wen i use my mobile there not happy on my final written warning"

So go self employed, its what I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am a gardener for a f###ing snotty nosed family i give my job 100% but wen i use my mobile there not happy on my final written warning"

If you are using your phone while working, by definition you camnot be giving your job 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am a gardener for a f###ing snotty nosed family i give my job 100% but wen i use my mobile there not happy on my final written warning"

don't use your mobile when you r supposed to be working then.... sheemples.... or am I missing something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oops snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Travelling salesman and guliable fool cajoler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waster of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prime Minister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Domestic Goddess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hits head on desk officer "

Me too!

I don't know what my real job title is... how crap is that?!?!?!

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By *rstar87Man
over a year ago

Chelmsley Wood (Brum)

currently FA which could be finance admin or what people normally say fuck all haha

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Am a gardener for a f###ing snotty nosed family i give my job 100% but wen i use my mobile there not happy on my final written warning"

Change that...

Now unemployed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Domestic Goddess "

Mmmm

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

sexy cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are both chefs

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By *nxsCouple
over a year ago

ilkeston

Wine taster !

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Do? Do?

Nothing. At least, that's what I *tell* everybody, they don't need to know the truth as it could jeopardise their safety and wellbeing.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Hits head on desk officer

Me too!

I don't know what my real job title is... how crap is that?!?!?! "

I think they re wrote my job description without telling me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon Buttie Maker

mmmmmmmmm bacon....

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By *dub67Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Bush trimmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hits head on desk officer

Me too!

I don't know what my real job title is... how crap is that?!?!?!

I think they re wrote my job description without telling me "

they also changed you duties and responsibilities so brace yourself for that!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Company Director

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fully qualified exfolliation checker...please pm for details lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work for Sydney university

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I work for Sydney university "

Would you like some photos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a rocket scientist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a rocket scientist "

but it isn't rocket science!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Am a gardener for a f###ing snotty nosed family i give my job 100% but wen i use my mobile there not happy on my final written warning"
are you the one that used to be an escort?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am a gardener for a f###ing snotty nosed family i give my job 100% but wen i use my mobile there not happy on my final written warningare you the one that used to be an escort?

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that's the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am a gardener for a f###ing snotty nosed family i give my job 100% but wen i use my mobile there not happy on my final written warningare you the one that used to be an escort?

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seriously?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Acronym

Register

Supervising

Executive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're ever unfortunate enough to need me, call me and I'll come within 5 mins!!!

Miss F

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You loved your job last time you where on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Acronym

Register

Supervising

Executive "

glad you could fit it in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CEO of Mindyourownbusiness Ltd.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"CEO of Mindyourownbusiness Ltd. "

PMSFL applauder

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Chief Bitch and Nobhead Destroyer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tease of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piano player in a brothel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

consultant in the study of the genetic make-up of lettuce. That's rocket science.

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By *gents 3 and 4Couple
over a year ago

truro

Fluffer

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Queen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tease of course "

thought you may have repaired phoneboxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condom tester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack of all trades, master of none.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Urine disposal operative

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

Test pilot for airfix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Test pilot for airfix "

stuck in that role a while then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tease of course

thought you may have repaired phoneboxes "

No just loiter there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tease of course

thought you may have repaired phoneboxes

No just loiter there "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funeral clown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work at GCHQ hence all the perving time

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow


"Test pilot for airfix

stuck in that role a while then? "

it was either that or race driver for scalectrix not many options for someone my size lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Semi Professional hidden Camera installer in Ladies Changing Rooms

Dr Drool

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Co-operative

Under-manager

Nelson

Trading

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Senior assistant to the assistant VP

In the department of filing and stationery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheif cock and botty washer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a slave to a 4yr old.. she's so demanding lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a warehouse assistant.. unlaoding lorries and stacking food.. its fun.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I m a oo secret agent,

any ladies want to feel my weapon,?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am an expired poultry relocation engineer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Senior group coordinator for the mid fenland mountain rescue team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i am an expired poultry relocation engineer."
Does that mean your a zombie that moves chickens or do you not work at kfc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a warehouse assistant.. unlaoding lorries and stacking food.. its fun."

But you were unemployed yesterday...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a warehouse assistant.. unlaoding lorries and stacking food.. its fun.

But you were unemployed yesterday... "

The word oooops springs to mind

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By *ettering-couple76Couple
over a year ago

Kettering


"What job do u do? "

As we said several months ago in response to a similar post, I am the Prime Minister and the wife is the Prime Minister's Slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a warehouse assistant.. unlaoding lorries and stacking food.. its fun.

But you were unemployed yesterday...

The word oooops springs to mind "

Maybe he got a job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a warehouse assistant.. unlaoding lorries and stacking food.. its fun.

But you were unemployed yesterday...

The word oooops springs to mind

Maybe he got a job? "

a day to find out a job is fun?

nooo. it takes a day to find you dont like a job lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Party fluffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What job do u do?

As we said several months ago in response to a similar post, I am the Prime Minister and the wife is the Prime Minister's Slut "

Your wife is Nick Clegg ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i am an expired poultry relocation engineer. Does that mean your a zombie that moves chickens or do you not work at kfc?"

lol.

i chauffer dead chickens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a warehouse assistant.. unlaoding lorries and stacking food.. its fun.

But you were unemployed yesterday...

The word oooops springs to mind

Maybe he got a job?

a day to find out a job is fun?

nooo. it takes a day to find you dont like a job lol"

A day! I once lasted less than 90 minutes, started at 9 and home by lunchtime after I realised the job I had started was very different from what I was expecting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pro Dom. Yes I know the irony that I'm a sub in private.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a warehouse assistant.. unlaoding lorries and stacking food.. its fun.

But you were unemployed yesterday...

The word oooops springs to mind

Maybe he got a job?

a day to find out a job is fun?

nooo. it takes a day to find you dont like a job lol

A day! I once lasted less than 90 minutes, started at 9 and home by lunchtime after I realised the job I had started was very different from what I was expecting! "

i was giving the lad some leeway.

you know how often he changes his mind lol

i once went on my lunch break at one place, walked straight out the door and onto a bus home lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

President of the fanny toungue ticklers appreiciation society with membership of 1 this is my recruitment drive if you like having your fanny tongue tickled or indeed you like tickling a fanny with your tongue then please send your application form to the following address:

Miss Lucy Likes

The Cock Well Inn

Tilit

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BJ69 4U

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I write other peoples autobiographies!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mr ... Musician

mrs ... being awesome!!!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

The acronym for my job is OSRMC...what it actually stands for is Top Secret Eyes Only of course, but I'm sure you clever buggers could come up with something more interesting than my real title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i once went on my lunch break at one place, walked straight out the door and onto a bus home lol"

I have actually done something very similar, went down stairs to make a round of teas and just got in my car and drove home with a massive grin on my face.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"The acronym for my job is OSRMC...what it actually stands for is Top Secret Eyes Only of course, but I'm sure you clever buggers could come up with something more interesting than my real title "

Off Shagging Royal Marine Commandos?

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a warehouse assistant.. unlaoding lorries and stacking food.. its fun.

But you were unemployed yesterday...

The word oooops springs to mind

Maybe he got a job?

a day to find out a job is fun?

nooo. it takes a day to find you dont like a job lol

A day! I once lasted less than 90 minutes, started at 9 and home by lunchtime after I realised the job I had started was very different from what I was expecting!

i was giving the lad some leeway.

you know how often he changes his mind lol

i once went on my lunch break at one place, walked straight out the door and onto a bus home lol"

my most dramatic exit was when I resigned during a one 2 one having been propositioned by manager. Walked to my desk picked up my jacket and walked out. That was cool. Was paid a full month's notice too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Despite holding what many would consider a 'good job', I don't like it when people try and measure me by my job / career.

It is just part of me but so many make assumptions based purely on a job title.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"The acronym for my job is OSRMC...what it actually stands for is Top Secret Eyes Only of course, but I'm sure you clever buggers could come up with something more interesting than my real title

Off Shagging Royal Marine Commandos?

A"

I sooooo wish that were true...that wouldn't be a job, it'd be a vocation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a domestic goddess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Batman.........ssssshhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just an awesome dude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keyworker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional gambler ......

If only I don't make half that kinda money

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By *utty_JiggleCouple
over a year ago

Black Country

Researcher.. Currently employed by a university located in Australia.

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By *my-blackTV/TS
over a year ago

Poole

Astronaut.

Well most peeps seem to think im not on this planet a lot of the time so i must be.

Well either that or im an alien. now theres a thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full-Time Legend.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Test pilot for airfix "

Is that why there was a loss of over £1m?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Test pilot for airfix

Is that why there was a loss of over £1m?

"

Don't be mean

He was a model employee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shepherd

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Can we choose a job we would like to have?

I would like my job title to be Fairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head of rubberising.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Test pilot for airfix

Is that why there was a loss of over £1m?

Don't be mean

He was a model employee "

No crash test dummy?

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Union rep and liaison officer to the socialist worker party for the WI.

A job that is deffo not all Jam and Jerusalem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anal fixator

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

im self employed so i can call myself what i like ... boob inspector ... head flirt ... bum patter .. toblerone fitter... or matman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Test pilot for airfix

Is that why there was a loss of over £1m?

Don't be mean

He was a model employee

No crash test dummy?

"

He tried, but when it came down to it, he just went to pieces

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Test pilot for airfix

Is that why there was a loss of over £1m?

Don't be mean

He was a model employee

No crash test dummy?

He tried, but when it came down to it, he just went to pieces "

It could be worse and s/he might have been involved in derailing the profits on the trains side of the business.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

team rottweiler

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

dope on a rope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What job do u do? "

Well my title is BDE ( business development executive ) think they give these titles away for the hell of it these days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What job do u do?

Well my title is BDE ( business development executive ) think they give these titles away for the hell of it these days! "

Didnt they used to be called salesmen ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a job really define a person?

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

im a sex expert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chief idiot and part time chaos and mayhem creator

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"Does a job really define a person? "

Some do...

Soldier (punchy bastard)

Police officer (bastard)

Chancellor of the Exchequer (untrustworthy bastard!)

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

My previous post was an acrostic

So no....I'm not really one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getaway driver

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I used to be a cul-de-sac designer but it was a dead end job so I changed to become a pencil sharpner manufacturer but, to be blunt, I left as there was no point to it. I got tired of the one at Kwikfit as well.

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over a year ago


"I used to be a cul-de-sac designer but it was a dead end job so I changed to become a pencil sharpner manufacturer but, to be blunt, I left as there was no point to it. I got tired of the one at Kwikfit as well. "

Well I'm a puppeteer so if you ever need a new job I could always pull a string or two.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Fireman & nurse

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over a year ago


"Chief GDB "
Lol x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The treadmill installer job I left as I wasn't going anywhere and the job I had at the drill factory was too boring. The plates and cups display job? It just didn't stack up and the gym instructor one didn't work out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steering wheel attendent.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"The treadmill installer job I left as I wasn't going anywhere and the job I had at the drill factory was too boring. The plates and cups display job? It just didn't stack up and the gym instructor one didn't work out. "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Thanks Libertine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toy tester

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I did have a job as a plumber in the pipeline but the work dried up, even though I'd tapped into new markets, it all went down the drain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a mate who worked at rowntrees and his was fudge packer

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

CEO and assistant tea boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zen billionaire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a mate who worked at rowntrees and his was fudge packer "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coal miner Hatfield Colliery South Yorkshire

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Crazy Cat Lady

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By *exyBlonde111Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Web design manager

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By *ing and RideCouple
over a year ago

stockport

PA in the NHS...I have no probs saying what I do

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

Support teacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a barber in the maternity ward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sidney University researchers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tease of course

thought you may have repaired phoneboxes

No just loiter there

"

She's not kidding

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By *heekychappy1121Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Personal trainer

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish


"Am a gardener for a f###ing snotty nosed family i give my job 100% but wen i use my mobile there not happy on my final written warningare you the one that used to be an escort?

"

is this the same employer who have you a big fat wad of money at Christmas as a bonus? Hope you saved it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

COO (chief oral officer)..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NHS ad am

Pooped tonight! But love it.

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By *ilkchocolate87Man
over a year ago

sw london

Business analyst

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By *aul.J.JMan
over a year ago

Sedgley

Chief dolphin trainer.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Men's Slut Toy!

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By *w33tCh33ks91TV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm a sales consultant and a waiter... Big up to my fellow waiters past and present! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did have a job as a plumber in the pipeline but the work dried up, even though I'd tapped into new markets, it all went down the drain. "

And the award for corniest job jokes goes to ...........................

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I think my official title is "office bitch" or my personal favourite "bossy cow"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a cleaner, chauffeur, cook, referee, tutor, engineer, fashion designer, counsellor,

Official title....Mother!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

She who must be obeyed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a mate who worked at rowntrees and his was fudge packer "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Man whore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What job do u do?

Well my title is BDE ( business development executive ) think they give these titles away for the hell of it these days!

Didnt they used to be called salesmen ?"

Ha Ha! Your not far off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

General piss artist

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By *oom For 1 MoreMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"What job do u do? "
pussy inspector....Big bang services ltd.

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By *hropscouple27Couple
over a year ago

Sth Staffs

I'm a Brewer and J is a Chef.

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