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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Suggestions please ... And use your imaginations ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spread them wider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take some out to make room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take it all out, re-arrange it and ram it all in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bounce up and down on it

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

Move over two places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoe horn it in

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Have a nibble till it fits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stamp on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insert one end slowly into your opening, then using two fingers gently pull your cheeks apart and gently push the remaining length inside...ta da you now have the whole mars bar in your mouth in one go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now I am laughing lots !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a deep breath and think of England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get some help to give it a push

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you guess what it is yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you guess what it is yet?"

I don't need to guess I know what it is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we guess?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we guess?"

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Insert one end slowly into your opening, then using two fingers gently pull your cheeks apart and gently push the remaining length inside...ta da you now have the whole mars bar in your mouth in one go "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrong already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From an engineering point of view you could try filing a bit off the sides, use a lot of grease or copper slip. If that fails you could get some freeze spray and ice it so it shrinks, then get it in.

Or just beat fuck out of it with a large spanner in frustration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A king size duvet in a double cover

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"From an engineering point of view you could try filing a bit off the sides, use a lot of grease or copper slip. If that fails you could get some freeze spray and ice it so it shrinks, then get it in.

Or just beat fuck out of it with a large spanner in frustration. "

Wanna come and show me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A king size duvet in a double cover "

Nope i can do them with curved edges lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've had a sofa delivered you picked off the t'internet without measuring.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Rub some butter on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wrong already"

Oiiii U what u implying about my gob !! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've had a sofa delivered you picked off the t'internet without measuring."

Nope worse than that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried to get a wagon wheel in but it wouldn't fit

I'm guessing wagon wheel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rub some butter on it "
rub some chocolate on it and you won't see it again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I tried to get a wagon wheel in but it wouldn't fit

I'm guessing wagon wheel "

Nope they are smaller than they used to be ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rub some butter on it rub some chocolate on it and you won't see it again "

Controversially, chocolate isn't my thing ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New fridge/freezer or cooker won't fit through door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hire a pile driver to hammer it home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tried to get a wagon wheel in but it wouldn't fit

I'm guessing wagon wheel

Nope they are smaller than they used to be ... "

How come mine won't fit then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"New fridge/freezer or cooker won't fit through door?"

No .... The solution to that is just take the door off and refit after said article slides through

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I tried to get a wagon wheel in but it wouldn't fit

I'm guessing wagon wheel

Nope they are smaller than they used to be ...

How come mine won't fit then "

Cos they don't necessarily fit with other items in at the same time .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You bought a 20 inch dong instead on 20 cm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hire a pile driver to hammer it home!

"

You would suggest I am let loose with a pile driver ......OMG don't you know who I AM? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You bought a 20 inch dong instead on 20 cm "

Nope one would be able to exchange that ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Share with me It's said a "problem" shared is a problem halved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You bought a 20 inch dong instead on 20 cm

Nope one would be able to exchange that ... "

Surely not after you'd tried it for size!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like the best idea would be to hack into tiny bits and hide into some pot plants .... Job done x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You bought a 20 inch dong instead on 20 cm

Nope one would be able to exchange that ...

Surely not after you'd tried it for size!"

Even I would notice the discrepancy in size!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like the best idea would be to hack into tiny bits and hide into some pot plants .... Job done x "

Jeeez that would be an awful lot of pot plants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm there's a clue, something you purchased that's too big but you can't be refunded on............

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Share with me It's said a "problem" shared is a problem halved "

I can't share with you ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmm there's a clue, something you purchased that's too big but you can't be refunded on............"

Yes this is true to a degree

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By *ingerbicky69Woman
over a year ago

EXETER

More lube needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More lube needed"

Not helping

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Is the new sofa being a pain x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chop the arms and legs off...bodies fit into car boots much better that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like the best idea would be to hack into tiny bits and hide into some pot plants .... Job done x

Jeeez that would be an awful lot of pot plants "
oh ok dig up the patio then

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom


"Chop the arms and legs off...bodies fit into car boots much better that way "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Am off for a bit trying again ... If i dont return could someone check the local penitentiary institutions please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am off for a bit trying again ... If i dont return could someone check the local penitentiary institutions please "
good luck minx x

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By *hunderstruckMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Tetris anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck minxie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stamp on it "

Then ram it in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Tesco shopping just got delivered and you don't have enough room in the freezer. Done this myself so many times I bought a big freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just eat some of it then it will fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try the 5:2 diet. Then you'll fit them in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not enough room in your beds for your pansies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you need to get a man in. But most suspect you're trying to do that already and that's the problem

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Rolling works as does vacuum bags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rolling works as does vacuum bags.

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stamping on it to get the air out

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By *he Naked HandymanMan
over a year ago

Holcombe

Have a naked handy man remove the door for you.

Now where would you find one of those.....

A long way from Devon though!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Play Tetris until you are so practised you can get it all in. Keep a long one back for the highest score possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try a mop a bucket and some haagen daaz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out with the old. Chuck it and in with the new.Hope that helps minxie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If that fails I could come down to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of lubrication always helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well the mode of measurement used on this site isnt that reliable - now we have proof

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Buy bigger leggings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If that fails I could come down to help"

Ooooo come down your help would be greatly appreciated

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Out with the old. Chuck it and in with the new.Hope that helps minxie. "

Best suggestion so far - how come i have an extra 12 inches and lots left over?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buy bigger leggings"

Not the answer lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a naked handy man remove the door for you.

Now where would you find one of those.....

A long way from Devon though!"

A naked handyman would be very useful - i could keep him busy for a very long while

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just eat some of it then it will fit "

When have u ever known the solution to a problem I have be that simple??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it fit yet, have you won your battle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does it fit yet, have you won your battle "

Nope but i havent tried too hard lol will go n try now lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does it fit yet, have you won your battle "

Nope but i havent tried too hard lol will go n try now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funniest thread of the day xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get me coat, crowbar, tub of axle grease and a sledge hammer. If that doesn't work, I'll shout at it really loud and hey presto. see ya in a bit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure if we all get out our wands and wAve them about a tad something Good will come of This ... Stupid phone putting capital Letters here n There not helping

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll get me coat, crowbar, tub of axle grease and a sledge hammer. If that doesn't work, I'll shout at it really loud and hey presto. see ya in a bit lol"

Oooo how long will it take ya?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im sure if we all get out our wands and wAve them about a tad something Good will come of This ... Stupid phone putting capital Letters here n There not helping "

I dont have mine with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll get me coat, crowbar, tub of axle grease and a sledge hammer. If that doesn't work, I'll shout at it really loud and hey presto. see ya in a bit lol

Oooo how long will it take ya? "

Without seeing the job (inhales deeply) bout 20 minutes lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll get me coat, crowbar, tub of axle grease and a sledge hammer. If that doesn't work, I'll shout at it really loud and hey presto. see ya in a bit lol

Oooo how long will it take ya?

Without seeing the job (inhales deeply) bout 20 minutes lol"

Thats so u can do that whistley noise as you shake your head isn't it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll get me coat, crowbar, tub of axle grease and a sledge hammer. If that doesn't work, I'll shout at it really loud and hey presto. see ya in a bit lol

Oooo how long will it take ya?

Without seeing the job (inhales deeply) bout 20 minutes lol

Thats so u can do that whistley noise as you shake your head isn't it lol "

That's the one, every time it's heard, it costs an extra cuppa n a biccie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we know what it is yet????

The suspense is bloody killing me !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll get me coat, crowbar, tub of axle grease and a sledge hammer. If that doesn't work, I'll shout at it really loud and hey presto. see ya in a bit lol

Oooo how long will it take ya?

Without seeing the job (inhales deeply) bout 20 minutes lol

Thats so u can do that whistley noise as you shake your head isn't it lol

That's the one, every time it's heard, it costs an extra cuppa n a biccie. "

Biccies and tea i can do !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do we know what it is yet????

The suspense is bloody killing me !!!"

Have u guessed ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a new wardrobe for an ever expanding clothing/lingerie collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we know what it is yet????

The suspense is bloody killing me !!!

Have u guessed ?? "

Errrrrrrrr a new bath?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im sure if we all get out our wands and wAve them about a tad something Good will come of This ... Stupid phone putting capital Letters here n There not helping "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm like a kid of can't wait until Christmas!

Tell us, please!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it a new wardrobe for an ever expanding clothing/lingerie collection "

Ure gonna be sadly upset when u get here lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do we know what it is yet????

The suspense is bloody killing me !!!

Have u guessed ??

Errrrrrrrr a new bath?"

Nope i would have a man in for one of them lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm like a kid of can't wait until Christmas!

Tell us, please!!"

U have to do at least one guess lol

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Someone guess right for the love of god lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

give some away or take it down the dump

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By *ocksalt69Man
over a year ago

cardiff

use a hammer drill first,then try again....hope that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tried to get a wagon wheel in but it wouldn't fit

I'm guessing wagon wheel

Nope they are smaller than they used to be ... "

or it could be that your........ I will leave there for the time being.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it Cinderella's slipper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fluffy rug for the lounge and its too big

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's a static caravan that won't fit on the existing hard standing. Am I right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bargain jar of coffee that wont decant into nice jar on kitchen top

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a static caravan that won't fit on the existing hard standing. Am I right?

"

Nope that fits lol it's the stuff inside that doesn't !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I tried to get a wagon wheel in but it wouldn't fit

I'm guessing wagon wheel

Nope they are smaller than they used to be ...

or it could be that your........ I will leave there for the time being."

Oooooo you are soooo brave from a distance lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god what is it? I have to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on minxie, put us out of the suspense please with sugar on n stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

might be that the unknown answer wont fit on this thread if it reaches the max posts

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

you need one of those vacuum pack things, makes everything smaller..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have posted above what it is ...... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it bread in the toaster?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was it bread in the toaster?"

Funny cinders !! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a static caravan that won't fit on the existing hard standing. Am I right?

Nope that fits lol it's the stuff inside that doesn't !! "

Is this the answer? I can sleep now.

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