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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have been wanting to try this for ages

I turn up repair your sky or aerial

While a couple have fun and ask me to join in or just watch.

Or a single woman .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On your ladder peeking through the window ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'll be nice if the sky people just turn up when they say they will. By the time they get here we're so pissed off they're lucky if they get a cup of tea never mind anything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with the plumber fantasy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's wrong with the plumber fantasy?"

I don't think he's gas safe registered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd recommend a BT engineer only problem is as soon as you get to the good bit he'd stop to re-boot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's wrong with the plumber fantasy?"

Yeah, I don't think "I've come to check your dish" works as well as "I'm here to fit a pipe..."

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I have been wanting to try this for ages

I turn up repair your sky or aerial

While a couple have fun and ask me to join in or just watch.

Or a single woman . "

Tried Virgin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been wanting to try this for ages

I turn up repair your sky or aerial

While a couple have fun and ask me to join in or just watch.

Or a single woman . "

At the extortionate price sky quoted to wire another box up I am sure you could watch us through the window lol

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"I have been wanting to try this for ages

I turn up repair your sky or aerial

While a couple have fun and ask me to join in or just watch.

Or a single woman .

At the extortionate price sky quoted to wire another box up I am sure you could watch us through the window lol

Wouldn t thhat be free view,?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd recommend a BT engineer only problem is as soon as you get to the good bit he'd stop to re-boot."
hey baby I'm the telephone man, tell me where you want it and I'll put it where I can....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telephone Man"

I went to my apartment on a Monday at one

A-singin' do lolly, lolly shicky bum, shicky bum

Started movin' in it on a Tuesday at two

A-singin' do lolly, lolly shicky do, shicky do

Wednesday at three I called the phone company, singin':

"Hey baby, put a phone in for me"

Thursday at four he came a-knockin' at my door, singin':

"Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man

You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can

I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall

I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall

You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring

And if you really want it you can have a ding-a-ling

Because-a hey baby, I'm your telephone man"

Can you believe that? And then he says:

"Now when other fellas call ya tell 'em how it all began"

Well...can you imagine?

My heart began a-thumpin' and my mind began to fly

And I knew I wasn't dealin' with no ordinary guy

So while he was a-talking I was thinkin' up my plan

Then my fingers did the walkin' on the telephone man

Singin' hey lolly, lolly

Hey lolly, lolly

Hey lolly, lolly

Get it any way you can

Right? Ha ha ha, so...

I got it in the bedroom, and I got it in the hall

And I got it in the bathroom, and he hung it on the wall

I got it with a buzz, and I got it with a ring

And when he told me what my number was I got a ding-a-ling

A-singin' hey lolly, lolly

Hey lolly, lolly

Hey lolly, lolly

Just-a doin' my thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are also the lyric man

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I think if it is freeview or freesat, youll have more satisfied customers. No pesky rental and contract issues. Service focused guys always welcome with a smile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's wrong with the plumber fantasy?

Yeah, I don't think "I've come to check your dish" works as well as "I'm here to fit a pipe...""

Could say here to fix you box lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ive got the seventies moustache and tidy beard

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